Is anyone following this #August1Warning! shit in TNA?

[MoFo]

Did not see thread for this.

Wonder if any of you still watch TNA.

Theres some hype vids for a guy on tomorrows Impact. Says he's not Chris Jericho or Batista (shocker) but "he's known to 99% of people" and "makes a living hurting ppl".

Rumoured to be Bob Holly or Adam Pierce. loltna. Prol King Mo.

[Curd]

Only on Internet forums. I might watch the dude's debut on youtube a few weeks after the fact.

[Ultra Mantis]

Who is Adam Pierce? Am I the 1%?

[Mr Burns]

It sounds like hogan in these videos.

[Fignuts]

Didn't Rampage sign with TNA? Could be him.

[loopydate]

He's been on TV for two months

[loopydate]

Although, it's TNA, so a hype video for somebody that's already on TV just to swerve us wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility.

[Heisenberg]

I'm 22% interested, only betting to myself that the guy is not bald, and the bald guy is some generic shadow to "throw" ppl off

[Savio]

It's Sting

[taker707]

Jarrett. He was at the recent TV tapings. First time he has been to one in months. But also heard rumors Bischoff and Hogan don't want him on TV.

[Chavo Classic]

These videos are just terrible, although all will be forgiven if it's John Morrison.

[Savio]

D' Lo

[seapig4]

Quite interested in who it could be, can't see it holding my interest for long though

[Tom Guycott]

I will guess again in this thread that I think it's Baldcore Holly, mainly because of his ears.

I was technically right about the main masked mouthpiece for Aces and Eights in all those months of videos being D'Lo because of his distinctively shaped head. (I say "technically" because he ended up not "being behind" them because of the Bully Ray swerve.) TNA has a habit of being fairly obvious with this stuff when they don't shoehorn in a swerve somewhere.

[glanville6]

It was me Austin. It was me all along.

It will be Vince McMahon.

Whats TNA anyway?

[Impact!]

Morrison, Holly, or Jarrett

[whiteyford]

Can't think of any big names that TNA could attract, they're in talks with Muta about cross promoting so I guess maybe him but odds are it'll be someone nobody gives a fuck about.

[Rollermacka]

Can't think of any big names that TNA could attract, they're in talks with Muta about cross promoting so I guess maybe him but odds are it'll be someone nobody gives a fuck about.


Anyone thinking a cleanly shaved Matt Striker? I second the possibility that it might be Muta, though

[whiteyford]

Brutus Beefcake hasn't popped up in a while.

[Lux]

I haven't bothered with it. just like I barely bother with the TNA program itself, unless boredom truly sets in.

[whiteyford]

I keep meaning to give TNA another go but every time I put it on I get a Hogan promo and give up.

[Ultra Mantis]

Can we ever really rule out that it's Sting?

[whiteyford]

Maybe its the Undertaker, mixing it up.

[Ultra Mantis]

Fits with the bald silhouette. Taker also has ears and isn't Batista. Shit I think you're right.

[Cool King]

It's The Blacksmith.

[Emperor Smeat]

Has Dixie Carter hyped up this announcement on Twitter?

Seems like she does that for every "big" surprise which mostly ends up as a huge disappointment or "lolTNA" moment in the end.

[seapig4]

Fits with the bald silhouette. Taker also has ears and isn't Batista. Shit I think you're right.

This made me laugh. Kudos.

[#1-norm-fan]

Brutus Beefcake hasn't popped up in a while.

Neither has Nasty Boy Knobbs

[#1-norm-fan]

Or Sags for that matter. The possibilities are endless.

[#1-norm-fan]

Actually those are the only possibilities now that I think about it. Brian Knobbs or Jerry Sags.

[Skippord]

Snitsky

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I wish TNA would actually become huge and be in direct competition with WWE cause I wanna see Jeff Jarrett vs Triple H in a battle of the glass ceilings. No idea who is want to win though, Jarrett could probably sway me with a "slapnuts" promo though.

[taker707]

It was just announced on the Bellator MMA event on Spike TV that Quinton “Rampage” Jackson would not be fighting Roy Jones Jr. in a boxing match on pay-per-view at the end of the year as rumored. Instead, it will be Rampage in his home, the cage, fighting former friend and training partner, and the newest surprise addition to the Bellator MMA roster, Tito Ortiz.

Ortiz, who was retired, has signed a deal to fight for Bellator MMA, his first MMA home outside of the UFC in his career. While unconfirmed, it is possible Ortiz signed a joint deal with TNA iMPACT! Wrestling, as the MMA star has worked for the organization in the past with King Mo and Rampage Jackson. This is likely another “package deal” that will include Tito Ortiz in TNA as well.

Could Ortiz be the #August1Warning mystery-man? It sure looks that way but tune in to find out on Thursday’s edition of TNA iMPACT! Wrestling on Spike TV.

[loopydate]

Fits with the bald silhouette. Taker also has ears and isn't Batista. Shit I think you're right.

THE OVERGIVER IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!

[BigCrippyZ]

THE OVERGIVER IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!

This made me :lol:

Does he give elaborate gifts to his opponents like sports/luxury cars, Rolex's, mansions, etc.?

[whiteyford]

Actually those are the only possibilities now that I think about it. Brian Knobbs or Jerry Sags.

We haven't seen the Disciple since WCW folded...

[whiteyford]

Never twigged he was Brutus till years later.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Someone needs to hack TNA's Twitter and just post the Hogan sex tape like it was their big reveal.

[whiteyford]

It couldn't be anymore disappointing than the real reveal.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Alleged spoiler:

It's Tito Ortiz

http://i.imgur.com/P99QDgh.jpg

Kinda out there if true.

[whiteyford]

It'll end up being Sakamoto or something. Although really want to see the Overgiver debut in the Impact Zone.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

OH MY GOD IS THAT.. IS THAT AKI MAN IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/0/3198/643206-akiman2.jpg

[whiteyford]

We should book TNA, it'd be like Chikara on acid.

[Ultra Mantis]

Would The Overgiver go on to be 0-21 at Bound For Glory (all taped on the same night but shown on a yearly model)?

[whiteyford]

That would be too sensible, 1-20 just to swerve us.

[Ultra Mantis]

Yeah, he should probably beat AJ Styles to help AJ get over. At least half of those 21 matches could be against Michael Shawns too.

[Ultra Mantis]

"The Heartmend Grown Up" Dr. Michael Shawns

[loopydate]

This made me :lol:

Does he give elaborate gifts to his opponents like sports/luxury cars, Rolex's, mansions, etc.?

"I'm going to give you every ounce of energy, every drop of my blood, all that I have...

...and a pony!"

[whiteyford]

We just made TNA viable competition in this thread.

[Curd]

"August 1 Guy" is actually the tag team Fun Tonnage: Sentai and Clayton Brodo.

[screech]

I wish TNA would actually become huge and be in direct competition with WWE cause I wanna see Jeff Jarrett vs Triple H in a battle of the glass ceilings. No idea who is want to win though, Jarrett could probably sway me with a "slapnuts" promo though.

This would be the best.

[Heisenberg]

I think I might tune in tonight to watch live Impact!....I'm a damn sucker for hidden things and secret reveals

[whiteyford]

I don't want the crushing disappointment when it's not the Overgiver or AKI man.

[whiteyford]

Although part of me wants it to be Clox.

[Heisenberg]

I was reading those two possible entrants today @ work, laughed real loud and had no one to convey the joke to, because I was the only one there that had the privilege of playing as AKI man on N64

[Lock Jaw]

The Wresteling Machine

[Ultra Mantis]

If I had to bring in a Tito, I would have debuted Tito Santana in Sting make up. Maybe call him Tito Sanstinger. Then I'd debut him again two months later claiming he "did the math" as totally new character "The Mathemagician" Tito Sansteiner.

[Curd]

"Long Island Luxury" Matt Cardoma = Zack Ryder with pimp gimmick in TNA

[Ultra Mantis]

He could exclusively drink Malibu and then have an epic feud with Captain Matt Morgan (Who is actually Paul Birchill portraying the Matt Morgan character as a pirate).

[Curd]

He could exclusively drink Malibu and then have an epic feud with Captain Matt Morgan (Who is actually Paul Birchill portraying the Matt Morgan character as a pirate).

Oh, yes yes yes!

[Raven Reaper]

Ughh, Tito Ortiz's the same guy who talked shit about fake wrestling and calling The Rock's legacy fiction... Pot meets Kettle.