TNA Hardcore Justice on SPIKE***Free PPV***

[Heisenberg]

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Totally late to the party, and I know TNA is not everyone's cup of tea, but I'm here to bring you a thread for anyone that is watching the free PPV tonight.

The card as of right now:

- Chris Sabin vs. Bully Ray (TNA heavyweight championship in a steel cage)
- Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles vs. Austin Aries vs. Kazarian (BFG Series ladder match with 20 points available)
- Magnus vs. Samoa Joe vs. Mr. Anderson vs. Bobby Roode (BFG Series table match with 20 points available)
- Mickie James & Gail Kim vs. ODB & Velvet Sky (Tornado Tag Team match)

[Heisenberg]

Kazarian won 20 points in a ladder match and Austin Aries was going all shit crazy with powerbombs and drop kicks.

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[Kris P Lettus]

Gotta love the use of an appletini as a weapon

WAR Rampage

[Heisenberg]

Main Event Mafia is shown walking in the back, what the fuck, Rampage has a suit, but it is in camo theme.

[Kris P Lettus]

He looked mad awkward in tge suit

[Heisenberg]

Mr. Anderson cutting a heel promo right now on MEM's ass

[Kris P Lettus]

Dbl teaming rampage you cheating sacks of shit

[Heisenberg]

Tito found the backstage entrance area and is walking around there as we speak, more on that after this commercial

[Kris P Lettus]

He completely ripped off tapout with that new punishment shirt design

That being said, its the coolest punishment athletics shirt ive ever seen

[Heisenberg]

Fuckin' love it when talent arrive to the arena, shows their sweet navigation skills and their willingness to perform

[Heisenberg]

Ol' dirty Beoch, hell yeah.

[Heisenberg]

We got 3 guests that could be actual TPWW posters or ashamed of being in a TNA thread, but if you don't have an account, make one and join the fray

[Heisenberg]

ODB is taking her bra off and choking the ever loving shit out of Mickie James and Gail Kim!!! She's hanging Kim with that damn bra, someone stop this madness TENAY!!!

[Heisenberg]

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Bully Ray and Chris Sabin staring at each other, whoa

[Kris P Lettus]

I like that odb chick

Big boobs, weathered and leathered, just how I like em

[Heisenberg]

Austin Aries getting recruited by Sting in the locker room for some match. Bunch of other segments happening, lot of fuckin' ppl running their mouth backstage, Sting apparently failed to recruit AA so Rampage is going to the ring to do something.

[Kris P Lettus]

Rampage coming back out

Woooooooooooooo

[Kris P Lettus]

Hope its not something gay like asking tito to help them

[Heisenberg]

Am I about to witness two MMA fighters cutting promos and shit for a storyline?

[Kris P Lettus]

I hope not

I want them to beef

[Heisenberg]

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Random DDP appearance in a LIVE TNA THREAD, you gotta feel that...that BANG!!!

[Heisenberg]

I am feeling this promo so far, Rampage letting fuckers know that he loves wrestling

[Kris P Lettus]

I knew it

:(

[Heisenberg]

"many of butts"

-Tito Ortiz


Bully Ray coming out to Tito's music, weird

[Kris P Lettus]

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Transition

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Love seeing buh buh ray cutting heel promos on rampage and tito

[Kris P Lettus]

LMFAO at the little hardcore juggalo in the front row

[Heisenberg]

Something always make me happy when heels cut a promo on innocent face figures

[Heisenberg]

I think the juggalo fella is a Jeff Hardy creature and owner of the TNA fitness app

[Kris P Lettus]

Warms the soul like grandmas hot chocolate

[Curd]

Is Ortiz wearing a "wrestling is dead" shirt?

[Heisenberg]

"Wrestling is Real"

Real as fuck

[Curd]

Oh, OK. The loop in the "R" looked bigger than it is. :keystone effect:

[Heisenberg]

A shitload of tables and 4 wrestlers in the ring going at it, Samoa Joe, Magnus, The IT Factor Bobby Roode and Mr. Anderson beating the shit out of each other for 20 BFG points

[Curd]

Oh shittles, I cleared out everyone except you and Kris P. by sitting my cheesy ass in here. Sorry, Heisen! :)

[Heisenberg]

Bobby Roode wins with the assist of an Appletini

[Kris P Lettus]

Is Ortiz wearing a "wrestling is dead" shirt?

:nono:

[Emperor Smeat]

4-man match was pretty good overall.

[Heisenberg]

You're good, I'm surprised to have anyone in a TNA thread. In TNA's defense, it's a nice gesture to give away a free PPV and stuff, filled with wrestling and little filler

[Curd]

Yes! The Smelly Meatball braves the thread! Welcome to the party.

[Curd]

:nono:

SMH at myself, too. #Shame4Sure

[Kris P Lettus]

Mickie James has a cd

LOL

[Heisenberg]

back, a toad hopped into my house when I was letting the dogs out. Damn thing looked pretty cool, I didn't murder his ass

[Curd]

Mickie James has a cd

LOL

To one up her, Gail will get a shemale!

[Curd]

back, a toad hopped into my house when I was letting the dogs out. Damn thing looked pretty cool, I didn't murder his ass

I nominate Heisenberg for Humanitarian of the Year!

[Heisenberg]

Damn the main event already?

[Curd]

I was thinking about how anyone could read Tito's tee as "DEAD" instead of "REAL" and realized it would be somewhat logical for an MMA fighter to enter the pro wrestling industry to expose it as "fake and inferior to MMA," but of course that's not Tito's gimmick...YET! :)

[Kris P Lettus]

Time flies when you are live posting wrestlimg events

[Heisenberg]

I'd love to see Ken Shamrock come out and school Tito and how to amp up the wrestling crowd

[Heisenberg]

Nice 5 Hour Energy plug there, that shit is pretty legit to get you through that 2:30 pm feeling and clears your mind so you can pursue your dreams

[Heisenberg]

Mickie James has a cd

LOL

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[Kris P Lettus]

I was thinking about how anyone could read Tito's tee as "DEAD" instead of "REAL" and realized it would be somewhat logical for an MMA fighter to enter the pro wrestling industry to expose it as "fake and inferior to MMA," but of course that's not Tito's gimmick...YET! :)

Stop

Tito was a college wrestler which is what lead to his MMA career

A lot of MMA brands have started making shirts supporting wrestling because of the Olympic ban in 2016

They are trying to get it back for the 2020 games


http://www.save-olympic-wrestling-2020.com/

[Heisenberg]

Bully Ray starts this goddamn cage match by delivering a devastating body slam, totally letting Chris Sabin know who he is.

[Heisenberg]

Sabin controls time with a drop kick into Bully Ray's exposed body in the corner

[Curd]

Stop

Tito was a college wrestler which is what lead to his MMA career

A lot of MMA brands have started making shirts supporting wrestling because of the Olympic ban in 2016

They are trying to get it back for the 2020 games


http://www.save-olympic-wrestling-2020.com/

OK, truce. Thank you for the education.

[Curd]

Nice play-by-play, Heisen! It's as if Mike Tenay were still commentating.

[Heisenberg]

Bully Ray is pissed off about suffering some drop kicks, he picks up the champ and tosses the vulnerable slab of champ against the cage and Sabin's carcass floats to the mat...folks...strap in for a ride, we need to please the sponsors with another commercial break

[Savio]

I already know Bully is gonna win :shifty:

[Heisenberg]

I don't think TNA has an app to follow the match in progress so I'm guessing a bunch of shit is going on right now!!!

[Heisenberg]

We come back from break and Bully Ray is using his power and experience to work over Sabin's face...Bully egging Sabin on to hit him in the face and he does, leading to some grappling and oh wait, Bully Ray clothesline the piss out of Sabin and Sabin's face is getting beat in.


Bear hug being locked in by Bully, can Sabin get loose? he does but gets his ass dropped hard by Bully. Taz letting the listeners at home know how devastating the bear hug is and something about yam bags(sp?).

[Heisenberg]

Tornado DDT by the champ Sabin to Bully. Both warriors are on the ground, letting the crowd know, holy shit, that DDT took a lot out of my opponent, but me, Sabin, Champion of TNA, took some damage too!!!

Sabin is Motoring up and stuff, taking Bully's fresh vest and whipping the exposed back of Bully Ray, Taz is pissed the piss off

[Heisenberg]

Sabin destroying Bully Ray's shoulder, relentless man of gold, but Bully answers back with a suplex for that ass

[Heisenberg]

Sabin almost making his way out of the cage, but Bully says f that buddy and brings him back in, and some back and forth with Bully splashing the hayell out of the ref and Bully getting knocked down by Sabin for a pin, but Brian Hebner is taking a power nap. Sabin is understanding of this and tries to climb out and Anderson stops him with Rampage coming down and Tito hitting Rampage with some shit weapon, Bully and ref come to and fuck on Sabin and Bully pins Sabin.

[Heisenberg]

Your NEW TNA CHAMPION BULLY RAY, Taz and Tito high fiving the fuck out of him

[Kris P Lettus]

Tito heel turn was pretty legit

[Curd]

Sabin almost making his way out of the cage, but Bully says f that buddy and brings him back in, and some back and forth with Bully splashing the hayell out of the ref and Bully getting knocked down by Sabin for a pin, but Brian Hebner is taking a power nap. Sabin is understanding of this and tries to climb out and Anderson stops him with Rampage coming down and Tito hitting Rampage with some shit weapon, Bully and ref come to and fuck on Sabin and Bully pins Sabin.

It wasn't a Lex Flexer or a loaded sock, was it?

[Heisenberg]

Some hammer I think. Saw it coming, but thought it was next week