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Theo Dious
08-26-2013, 06:12 PM
And by its top star I do, of course, mean Ted DiBiase. WHAT WILL THE SHOW DO WITHOUT HIM?

Also apparently Daniel Bryan will do things.

Shadrick
08-26-2013, 06:19 PM
Dibiase is still there.

Shadrick
08-26-2013, 06:19 PM
oh btw. *squats* *batista pyro goes off behind me*

Ultra Mantis
08-26-2013, 06:24 PM
I'm expecting a 20 minute Ted DiBiase pipe bomb promo tonight.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 06:39 PM
Big E. Langston was the last member of the Dibiase Posse.

http://wallsofjerichoholic.blogspot.com/2013/06/a-fine-plate-of-kielbasa.html

Sorry Gertner :( wherever you are.

Shadrick
08-26-2013, 06:39 PM
Goddamn that would be amazing.


He could be like "FUCK THE MARKS. and u know what else? I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

Corndad
08-26-2013, 06:41 PM
I understand a little bit to building up the brand new Corporate Team last week but feel Bryan needs a big boost tonight to stay at the level he has been at.

Shadrick
08-26-2013, 06:41 PM
"Randy YOU SHIT IN MY BAGS TWICE. YOU TWO STRIKE PIECE OF SHIT."

Shadrick
08-26-2013, 06:48 PM
Dibiase at the top of the ramp like "I...am the best....in the world...."

its gold, jerry. gold!

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 06:49 PM
My finisher when I did backyard wrestling in high school was a Cobra Clutch/Russian Legsweep combination. Ted DiBiase actually got my finisher animated in a video game. Then he changed his finisher and it wasn't animated anymore. Still it was pretty damn cool and I'm going to miss him.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 07:00 PM
Also want to know why they keep doing these Free Non-Title World Championship matches with Del Rio. Did with Christian couple weeks ago and now doing again tonight with RVD. I don't see the logic. I'm no businessman but that just doesn't seem smart to me.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 07:04 PM
Probably to set up some sort of triple threat match at Night of Champions with Christian Vs. RVD Vs. Del Rio.

Ultra Mantis
08-26-2013, 07:23 PM
Goddamn that would be amazing.


He could be like "FUCK THE MARKS. and u know what else? I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

This actually works wonderfully when you combine it with Ted's complete lack of enthusiasm.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 07:42 PM
Damn really needed to go to the grocery store today. Oh well....time for Raw.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 07:49 PM
Hopefully Christian is actually on this episode.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 07:55 PM
Can I defeat the odds and drink an 18 pack in the time it takes Raw to conclude?

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 07:56 PM
No.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:00 PM
Can Daniel Bryan overcome the odds?

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:00 PM
No.

We'll see about that.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:04 PM
That video still hurts a week later.

GD
08-26-2013, 08:08 PM
Remember the talks of Randy Orton being disclosed as The Shield's leader? Well, they are on the same page now.

Evil Vito
08-26-2013, 08:08 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Orton comes out to cheers. God dammit.</font>

GD
08-26-2013, 08:09 PM
Randy Orton paying homage to Khali by holding the belt upside down.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:09 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Orton comes out to cheers. God dammit.</font>

They'll die down soon.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:10 PM
Yep. Bryan is totally trashing that car later hahaha

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:10 PM
I wonder if that Escalade will look the same after the show is over...

Poit
08-26-2013, 08:10 PM
Bryan is totally going to Kofi that car.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:11 PM
So, when do we think Daniel Bryan will destroy the car?

Savio
08-26-2013, 08:11 PM
That car will be destroyed by the end of the night.

Poit
08-26-2013, 08:11 PM
It'd be amusing if they redid the "Orton's new car gets trashed" story the same day the guy who bought him the previous car leaves the company.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:11 PM
No way Bryan does anything to that car tonight.

... No way.

Emperor Smeat
08-26-2013, 08:12 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It's like an episode of sweet 16!! Daddy got Randy got an Escalade! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Kaitlyn (@KaitlynWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaitlynWWE/statuses/372149365063680000">August 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Evil Vito
08-26-2013, 08:12 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Bryan's gonna make that car tap.</font>

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:13 PM
Orton is certainly prettier.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:16 PM
"Rather Large Nose". :lol:

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:17 PM
Heel Triple H is such a dick lol

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:17 PM
ROYALTIES, TRIPLE H!

Poit
08-26-2013, 08:17 PM
Isn't that song trademarked or something?

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:18 PM
Nice. D-Bry vs Seth Rollins.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:18 PM
I love this heel Triple H.

Such a dick. :lol:

Poit
08-26-2013, 08:18 PM
Daniel Bryan Power Hour v2!

GD
08-26-2013, 08:18 PM
Triple H making the pecking order quite evident.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:19 PM
Another Gauntlet Match for Bryan.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:19 PM
This gauntlet match pleases me.

GD
08-26-2013, 08:19 PM
Triple H using the "Bow down to the King" theme since Summerslam. Nice.

Wake Up Call
08-26-2013, 08:20 PM
Didn't he just do a gauntlet two weeks or so ago?

Bryan needs to step his game up on the microphone

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:21 PM
lol. Ridiculous stipulations.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:22 PM
Hmmmm I wonder which one the WWE Universe will choose?

It clearly won't be "C".

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:22 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>To be fair, going one on one with any member of the shield is a very popular fantasy <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Kaitlyn (@KaitlynWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaitlynWWE/statuses/372151584035053568">August 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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GD
08-26-2013, 08:25 PM
I want to date a girl like Summer Rae.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 08:27 PM
Tag Team Match Playah.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
I smell a Tag Team match Playa

Innovator
08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
Drink every time HHH says business

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
Tag match, playa!

GD
08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
DJ Maestro Maddox :lol:

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
Tag Team Match Playah.

I smell a Tag Team match Playa

Tag match, playa!

http://i.imgur.com/5ws6n.gif

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
Ha. I'm sure you've figured this out for yourselves...

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
Maddox has gone Teddy Long on us!

Poit
08-26-2013, 08:29 PM
Maddox is basically like "yeah, you know what I'm gonna say".

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:29 PM
I want to date a girl like Summer Rae.

What? With a lazy eye?

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:29 PM
Maddox is meta-Teddy Long.

BigCrippyZ
08-26-2013, 08:30 PM
Maddox is basically like "yeah, you know what I'm gonna say".

Better than him treating most of us like we're stupid and acting like it's some big mystery or surprise.

GD
08-26-2013, 08:30 PM
What? With a lazy eye?

I would date Thom Yorke too.

Emperor Smeat
08-26-2013, 08:31 PM
Teddy Long probably shed a tear of joy for Maddox declaring the tag match to occur

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:31 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>For an <a href="https://twitter.com/EBischoff">@EBischoff</a> clone, <a href="https://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE">@BradMaddoxIsWWE</a> isn't too bad at channeling Teddy Long. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/372153758420971520">August 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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DAMN iNATOR
08-26-2013, 08:32 PM
Hmmmm I wonder which one the WWE Universe will choose?

It clearly won't be "C".

I did ultimately end up choosing 'C', but I can't claim I wasn't awfully tempted to vote for Heyman as Special Guest Ref.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 08:32 PM
Rosa Mendez back on Raw :O

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:33 PM
Happy to see Rosa back.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 08:33 PM
Michael Cole is trying to drive Twitter traffic from last night's VMA's. What a tool.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:33 PM
Though a Miz/Rosa pairing just seems odd.

Wake Up Call
08-26-2013, 08:34 PM
I voted Heyman to be guest referee, but I am convinced these voting things they have on the app are very much fixed.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:34 PM
Oh shut up King.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 08:34 PM
For a second I thought he was going to bring out Mrs. Fandango Number 1.

GD
08-26-2013, 08:35 PM
Just realized that this vignette was for Epico and Primo

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/H7CbvoLFGow" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

GD
08-26-2013, 08:35 PM
What kind of people like The Miz?

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:36 PM
Rosa back on TV = Not a bad thing at all.

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 08:36 PM
I voted B.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:37 PM
What kind of people like The Miz?

People from Cleveland. Former Reality Stars. About it really.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:37 PM
Just realized that this vignette was for Epico and Primo

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/H7CbvoLFGow" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I actually can't wait to see Los Matadores.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:38 PM
I voted Heyman to be guest referee, but I am convinced these voting things they have on the app are very much fixed.

They're "fixed" in that clearly there's one choice that is going to win. I don't think they need to fix them past that.

Evil Vito
08-26-2013, 08:38 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Do they really need to sway the audience's vote when they blatantly set the poll up in a way where C will win in a landslide, anyway?</font>

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 08:38 PM
Just realized that this vignette was for Epico and Primo

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/H7CbvoLFGow" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>I think it's going to be a train wreck, stupid gimmick, plus they were established as Primo & Epico.

Wake Up Call
08-26-2013, 08:39 PM
I would never, ever be seen wearing a WWE hat in public.

I wear my Edmonton Oilers one with pride, and hear it enough from everyone. I could only imagine the beak show I would be apart of if someone seen me wearing a WWE brand hat...

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:39 PM
The WWE App polls are always hilariously obvious.

Tazz Dan
08-26-2013, 08:39 PM
3 - The amount of deleted posts by Guru Dave so far in this thread.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:39 PM
Los Matadores will be the biggest thing to come out of pro wrasslin' since The Rock. Saying it now.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:40 PM
Los Matadores will be the biggest thing to come out of pro wrasslin' since The Rock. Saying it now.

Amen, brother.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:40 PM
What kind of people like The Miz?

He's good on the mic and he's got personality without needing a gimmick. He's just been "off" since turning face. Plus he's lacked anything interesting to work with. This Fandango feud could be a good start.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 08:41 PM
So is this why we can't have El Generico?

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 08:42 PM
SO STUPID...... they better at least achknowledge who it is.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:42 PM
Christian getting to talk!!!

Emperor Smeat
08-26-2013, 08:42 PM
Just noticed El Generico's "Ole" chant is now being used for Los Matadores

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:42 PM
Olé!

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:42 PM
Also, thought the T-shirt on his shoulder was a title belt. :'(

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:43 PM
Also, nice to see WWE is still set on going the "Let's give a guy a title or MITB and job them like crazy and wonder why they're not getting over." It'll work one of these days!

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:43 PM
Christian should win and get inserted in the WWE Title Match

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:43 PM
RK Tool

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:43 PM
Join Daniel Bryan in the fight against the McMahons.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:44 PM
Also, thought the T-shirt on his shoulder was a title belt. :'(

One day it will be.

One day.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:44 PM
Oooh Renee Young.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:44 PM
Christian should then win the WWE Title and become the new face of the WWE.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:45 PM
Without a blue dot on his face

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 08:45 PM
Once again...what's the point of the app if they are going to show everything on TV as well?

Corporate CockSnogger
08-26-2013, 08:46 PM
Rosa Mendes is disgusting

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 08:47 PM
lol. Fucking Curtis Axel. "If he gets DQed or counted out he loses...... the match!"

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 08:48 PM
Once again...what's the point of the app if they are going to show everything on TV as well?

They show some (not everything) to show what people get when they use the ap.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:49 PM
Rosa Mendes is disgusting

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/old-lady-wat.jpg

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:49 PM
App seems to have improved since it was "watch wrestlers watch wrestling while you watch wrestling"

Wake Up Call
08-26-2013, 08:49 PM
Hammering the social media now a days hey. Does the WWE have stock in tout? I'm assuming yes, because of how they push it. Touts retarded

Innovator
08-26-2013, 08:51 PM
Tread lightly Axel, Heisenpunk is here

Emperor Smeat
08-26-2013, 08:52 PM
Hammering the social media now a days hey. Does the WWE have stock in tout? I'm assuming yes, because of how they push it. Touts retarded

Yeup they have a small investment or ownership with Tout.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 08:52 PM
Didn't see that one coming lol

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 08:52 PM
Actually thought it would be higher than 81.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 08:52 PM
WHAT???!!!! I NEVER COULD HAVE PREDICTED THOSE SHOCKING RESULTS!!!!

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:52 PM
It was "C"!

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slik
08-26-2013, 08:54 PM
12% voted A

Cool King
08-26-2013, 08:56 PM
Maybe this will be the reason Heyman drops Axel.

Innovator
08-26-2013, 08:56 PM
Never doubt option c

BigCrippyZ
08-26-2013, 09:01 PM
:rofl: JBL

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:02 PM
Is that move still called the McGuillicutter?

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:03 PM
Heyman's reactions are almost as gifable as CM Punk's.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:04 PM
Maybe this will be the reason Heyman drops Axel.

Hopefully followed by Axel dropping the IC title to someone worth a damn.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 09:04 PM
Would Mark out for Brock's Music right now.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 09:05 PM
hahhaa Cole Who was that?

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:05 PM
Cole already forgot about Axel.

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 09:06 PM
Cole always acts clueless...WHO IS THAT? WHAT THE?!

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:07 PM
Heyman shows faith in Axel by bringing handcuffs with him.

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 09:07 PM
Someone is going to come make the save.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:07 PM
And Axel believed in himself too seeing as he knew Heyman had the handcuffs.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:09 PM
Handicap match for the IC Title at Night of Champions.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 09:09 PM
I remember when I made Michael McGillicuty the Royal Rumble winner in WWE '12 and laughed when he faced Punk at Mania. Oh how I couldn't have believed they would be on an Actual PPV for that match some day.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:09 PM
Those lines Paul screamed every time he hit punk with the stick were fucking awesome.

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 09:10 PM
If I didn't know better, I would've thought this was some weird violent gay fetish porno...

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:10 PM
lol. "I'm the Intercontinental champion! He's a Paul Heyman!"

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:10 PM
I feel like we'll see Punk/Axel for the IC Title at Night of Champion.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:11 PM
Was the crowd chanting "boring"?

Poit
08-26-2013, 09:11 PM
Is that move still called the McGuillicutter?

It's now called Turning Heads, according to Wikipedia.

Poit
08-26-2013, 09:12 PM
Heyman's reactions are almost as gifable as CM Punk's.

http://i.imgur.com/pfOJkTk.gif

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:12 PM
Was the crowd chanting "boring"?

Walrus.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:12 PM
I feel like we'll see Punk/Axel for the IC Title at Night of Champion.

It's gotta be at least a handi-cap match to make it a little more even. Axel just isn't on Punk's level. Would feel weird.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 09:12 PM
Looked like Heyman did a Tommy Dreamer/Raven arm cross during the beat down with the kendo stick.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:13 PM
It's now called Turning Heads, according to Wikipedia.

That's a good name considering that's what I tend to do when Curtis Axel is on my TV.

Emperor Smeat
08-26-2013, 09:13 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>A violent, emotional, intense beating culminates with fans chanting &quot;Walrus.&quot; You people really do deserve <a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/372164454940540930">August 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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KIRA
08-26-2013, 09:13 PM
I love that Heyman comes across like a Upset parent (or jilted love)

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:14 PM
The GENESIS of Curtis Axel has begun.

Actually enjoyed him the past two weeks.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:15 PM
Punk has already beat Axel though, so yeah, if they were to fight at the PPV, it needs something more.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 09:17 PM
What did JBL's hat do to deserve to get kendo sticked like that?

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:18 PM
It's Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 09:18 PM
She can do everything but wrestle......

KyleEmmott
08-26-2013, 09:19 PM
The ONLY positive coming from Total Divas...more Natalya.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:19 PM
They might as well constantly flash "WATCH TOTAL DIVAS!!!!" in the middle of the screen during this match.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 09:21 PM
Fucking Finally. AJ going to lay down the fucking law on these cunts.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:21 PM
Give me more AJ or Kaitlyn before any of the total divas.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:21 PM
Fuck all these Divas.

Where's Kaitlyn!?

Poit
08-26-2013, 09:21 PM
Wow, AJ completely burying Total Divas.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 09:22 PM
So a Total Divas vs Other Divas Deal could actually almost be entertaining.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:22 PM
Fucking AJ, YES!

Kris P Lettus
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
AJ is a lot better on the mic than she was when I first encountered her during the build up to WM

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
An All Diva Battle Royal for the Divas Championship at Night of Champions.

Poit
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
"You just skip!" :lol:

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
AJ Pipe Bomb.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
"You just skip" LOL

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
The Bellas should shut the fuck up right now.

KIRA
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
Aj just might be the Messiah of the divas division.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
AJ Pipebomb.

Heisenberg
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
Say it to their tits champ

Wake Up Call
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
I just fell in love with AJ.

God the bellas need to shut the fuck up while AJ is talking, all I hear is them yapping.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 09:23 PM
Sucked up to right people... DAMN.

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:24 PM
"Sucked" up to the right people.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:24 PM
I'll say it again, where the fuck is Kaitlyn!?

Malfeitor
08-26-2013, 09:24 PM
I'm even more in love with AJ now.

The Condor
08-26-2013, 09:24 PM
AJ with the best promo since Austin 3:16 at KotF '96

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:24 PM
lol. AJ is kinda being awesome right now.

Heisenberg
08-26-2013, 09:24 PM
AJ: "I have changed out so many bloody tampons to hold this strap. You sluts had to jock on cock to get to the top, I merely dropkicked my way!"

#1-norm-fan
08-26-2013, 09:25 PM
And the Bellas end the segment with a square dance.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:25 PM
AJ with the best promo since Austin 3:16 at KotF '96

lol.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:25 PM
Sweet AJ promo.

Bellas and Eva Marie almost ruined it by not shutting the hell up during it.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 09:25 PM
That was kinda awesome guys.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:26 PM
Hey look, it's Lock Jaw's favourite wrestler!

Emperor Smeat
08-26-2013, 09:26 PM
That was a pretty great promo by AJ.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:26 PM
I'll say it again, where the fuck is Kaitlyn!?

She's too special to be lumped in with the Total Divas

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:27 PM
Hey look, it's Lock Jaw's favourite wrestler!

I do love Ricardo Rodriguez!

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:27 PM
She's too special to be lumped in with the Total Divas

....you actually make a very good point!

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:27 PM
:foc: the Rob Van Dam, though.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:27 PM
I do love Ricardo Rodriguez!

Don't we all.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:27 PM
:foc: the Rob Van Dam, though.

Make him humble.

Heisenberg
08-26-2013, 09:29 PM
AJ:"You fuckin' sluts. I took a chance leaving the kitchen for a shot at a spot on the roster and now I'm ovulating at the top dudes. You skanks can't hold a fuckin Cosmo magazine to my dropkicks. You can't even come up for air one second off a cock to match my skills of the kicks that drop. I'll rip your fucking breasts out and consume it with some leftover wedding cake, you god forsaken clown shoes!! I'll mascara the shit out of you!!!"

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:30 PM
Ryback should make him humble and be all like "ONLY THE RYBACK CAN WEAR AIRBRUSHED SINGLETS! THESE ARE RYBACK RULES!"

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:31 PM
Ricardo can't even announce the dude's name good. Not blaming Ricardo, blaming RVD.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 09:31 PM
Damn it Ricardo. Where is your whistle????

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:32 PM
That's a pretty cool looking T-shirt, even though I don't like red.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:33 PM
I bet Ricardo turns on RVD.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:35 PM
RVD with a horrible sequence to start the match

Heisenberg
08-26-2013, 09:37 PM
How was everyone's day? Cut any sweet promos anywhere? I didn't really, just spectated some promos. This one guy had a Hawaiian shirt and had the charisma, may have been a Wyatt fan or something.

Heisenberg
08-26-2013, 09:40 PM
RVD is great live, I don't see LJ's hate for him. Perhaps you should see him for yourself.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:42 PM
Ric Flair's daughter does that pin better

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:42 PM
RVD has great mic skills on his YouTube videos.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:43 PM
RVD is great live, I don't see LJ's hate for him. Perhaps you should see him for yourself.

I have seen it.

http://bibliodeviant.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/saruman.jpeg

Heisenberg
08-26-2013, 09:44 PM
Have you seen his vids with Ultimate Warrior?



///They found a way to get Cena on RAW///

Malfeitor
08-26-2013, 09:44 PM
Lock Jaw's hate for RVD seems very Gertner-esque.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:49 PM
Uh-oh, Josh is going to get bullied!

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:49 PM
Is he going to bully Justin Roberts?

ClockShot
08-26-2013, 09:49 PM
Late to the party, but yeah. That AJ promo was money. Spot on with everything. Bellas should have kept their mouths shut.

Side note: What's with the Mexican flags on the ringposts. This gonna be a new thing when they got shows in border states?

ClockShot
08-26-2013, 09:50 PM
Bully Ry is here.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:50 PM
Leave him alone Ryback, he was only doing his job!

DrCrawford
08-26-2013, 09:50 PM
Ryback tries way too hard

Heisenberg
08-26-2013, 09:50 PM
ADR's new gimmick with the flags on the posts

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:50 PM
Lock Jaw's hate for RVD seems very Gertner-esque.

Deliberate to balance out all the love he generally gets

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:50 PM
Side note: What's with the Mexican flags on the ringposts. This gonna be a new thing when they got shows in border states?

They're only there during every Del Rio match.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:51 PM
Ryback is gonna get mauled backstage by a group of "little guys" that he bullied.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:52 PM
Teach all the kids to gang up on bullies.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:52 PM
The Passion Of The <s>Christ</s> Punk.

Poit
08-26-2013, 09:52 PM
I have seen it.

http://bibliodeviant.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/saruman.jpeg

How would a palantir help you see someone live?

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:52 PM
A man with pink eye

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:52 PM
Heyman's got the ol' pink eye.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 09:53 PM
Paul Heyman's eyes look like they've been hanging out with RVD.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:53 PM
YES YES YES CHRISTIAN

Cool King
08-26-2013, 09:53 PM
It's....it's Christian.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:53 PM
Time for him to make his way into the WWE Title picture!

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 09:53 PM
Who was driving the red rental car?

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:54 PM
The Third Man

ClockShot
08-26-2013, 09:56 PM
I wonder how long they rehearsed that simultaneous door slam?

Emperor Smeat
08-26-2013, 09:56 PM
The Third Man

Rikishi?

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 09:59 PM
Everybody do the Christian Clap

Cool King
08-26-2013, 10:00 PM
Who was driving the red rental car?

The same guy who drove the limo for The Nexus to attack Bret Hart.

ClockShot
08-26-2013, 10:01 PM
Now it starts to rain outside.

Stupid weathermen.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 10:02 PM
Who was driving the red rental car?

*Vince Announcer Voice* That's gotta be... That's GOTTA BE KANE!!!! */Vince Announcer Voice*

slik
08-26-2013, 10:04 PM
Lawler asking what a COO is seems like a shoot

Cool King
08-26-2013, 10:05 PM
Ow.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 10:06 PM
I like how JBL brings up business news/gossip into the commentary.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 10:06 PM
Christian turning this match around after the break

Wake Up Call
08-26-2013, 10:09 PM
I like how JBL brings up business news/gossip into the commentary.

Yeah, but if they are gonna talk about legitimate businesses, they should refer to the proper business. This wasn't JBL, it was Cole. Which is no surprise.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 10:11 PM
There's a guy in the crowd wearing a T-shirt that has "CK" on it.

Just to set the record straight, he is in no way affiliated with me.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 10:15 PM
Great match but still buzzing over that AJ promo. Wow.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 10:15 PM
C'mon Crowd. Boo that man.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 10:15 PM
Lock Jaw is going to be pissed.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
Stupid fans cheering from the RKO after the eye poke.

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
Christian screwed once again.

el bobbo
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
I can't believe he had to stoop to the level of delivering a thumb to the eye to win that match.

Innovator
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
Kiddies and women didn't get the memo yet. They should hit send/receive all.

Cool King
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
The car is about to get Kofi'd.

Corndad
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
And here comes the Car Smashing lol

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
Now Orton's car gets wrecked again.

Wake Up Call
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
Time to say bye to the Caddy

Hanso Amore
08-26-2013, 10:16 PM
They have
Spent more time downing Bryan than building person as a heel

Lock Jaw
08-26-2013, 10:17 PM
Christian needs to get his revenge now

Poit
08-26-2013, 10:17 PM
Hooray for vandalism!

VSG
08-26-2013, 10:18 PM
Well this seems reminiscent of Kofi Kingston some years back, they clearly don't like Orton's cars.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-26-2013, 10:18 PM
hahahahah Cole.

Savio
08-26-2013, 10:18 PM
lol same color paint and everything