Bike thread *****mods sticky this thread******

[Shisen Kopf]

This is the OFFICIAL Bike thread of tpww. This is for discussing all things bikes and how to use mma moves if someone tries to steal your bike.

[Savio]

Do you suggest a rear naked coke or a Kimura? I think Kimura might be better that way they won't be able to ride a bike again.

I don't have a bike anymore but if I did I'm sure it would be stolen.

[Shisen Kopf]

I think the best way to stop a bike thief is to throw a brick at him. And if you did have a bike there is a 58.3638% your bike would be stolen.

[Savio]

But then he will get his cousins to shoot me :(

[Shisen Kopf]

Still hasn't been stickied. Come on mods do your job.

[Savio]

I'm sure Juan has something to do with this (he is a bully you know).

[Kris P Lettus]

Stickied so hard you cant open it