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slik
09-17-2013, 03:05 AM
http://www.kayfabenews.com/make-a-wish-foundation-sends-cena-to-visit-dying-tna/


Continuing his long tradition of bringing joy to the terminally ill, professional wrestler John Cena paid a surprise visit yesterday to the ailing Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) wrestling promotion.

“Keep your chins up, little buddies,” Cena said to the entire TNA roster, all of whom are suffering from inoperable booking and chronic wasted talent.

“I’m rooting for you.”

TNA has been dying a slow and painful death for a number of years, but its condition worsened drastically in 2009 due to the cancerous arrival of Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff.

The beleaguered company has suffered one setback against another, from the devastating misuse of Samoa Joe to a near-fatal onset of Claire Lynch.

Cena, who has nobly delivered messages of hope and optimism to hundreds of ill patients, said it “was pretty heartbreaking to see how bad things are looking for poor little TNA.”

Experts say the prognosis for TNA has become especially grim lately, and that it would take a miracle — or perhaps just some sensible booking and a renewed focus on the X-Division — to save it.

Cena is scheduled to make another Make-A-Wish visit tomorrow to the recently “retired” Jim Ross.

Lock Jaw
09-17-2013, 03:10 AM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/fatys/stuff/jericho_smile.gif

Shisen Kopf
09-17-2013, 03:10 AM
RIP TNA

scatterbrain28
09-18-2013, 11:49 AM
Nice to know That's Not Awesome is doing okay lol.

Savio
09-18-2013, 12:24 PM
don't let the TLP people hear you say TNA is worse. ;)

#1-norm-fan
09-18-2013, 01:42 PM
I enjoy Kayfabe News greatly.

Curd
09-19-2013, 01:15 AM
Lovin' it (sorry, McDonald's)!

Juan
09-19-2013, 01:43 AM
Yikes @ that website.

Bad News Gertner
09-19-2013, 07:21 AM
Ugh. Almost as bad as wrestling meme's

Kane Knight
09-19-2013, 09:26 AM
Since Slik usually posts fake news, I'ma assume this is fake satire.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-19-2013, 09:50 AM
Watch out, The Onion! Kayfabe News is coming on strong!

Savio
09-19-2013, 10:34 AM
Ruse Report?

#1-norm-fan
09-19-2013, 09:12 PM
http://www.kayfabenews.com/orton-realizes-he-has-become-a-legend-kills-self/

Come on. Not nearly as bad as those botched spot comics.

Kane Knight
09-19-2013, 11:53 PM
http://www.kayfabenews.com/orton-realizes-he-has-become-a-legend-kills-self/

Come on. Not nearly as bad as those botched spot comics.

Nothing is as bad as those botched spot comics.

Wehttam
09-20-2013, 09:02 AM
Nice to know That's Not Awesome is doing okay lol.

DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2013, 06:14 PM
Watching TNA probably caused those poor kids terminal illnesses in the first place! Does Cena really have to make it worse with his loud, bright t-shirts and jokes so old even Moses thinks they're lame?