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slik
09-24-2013, 09:52 PM
* Triple H opens SmackDown and talks about what's best for business. The Miz interrupts him and says he isn't happy about what's happened to him lately. Miz challenges Randy Orton tonight.


* Triple H takes off his shirt and poses on the turnbuckles. This was probably for the live-crowd and won't air on television.


1 - Alberto Del Rio defeated R-Truth. Afterward, Del Rio put Truth in the Cross Arm Breaker and refused to break the hold. Rob Van Dam ran down to the ring followed by Ricardo Rodriguez. Rodriguez threw RVD a chair and he used to beat Del Rio. RVD held up the World Title and pointed to himself.


2 - The Real Americans defeated The Prime Time Players when Darren Young tapped to Jack Swagger's ankle lock.


3 - Dolph Ziggler defeated Dean Ambrose by DQ with the United States Title on the line when The Shield got involved. Kofi Kingston and RVD ran down to even out the odds. Triple H came out and said if these six men want to fight, then they will do so, in a six-man tag team match., right now.


4 - The Shield defeated Kofi Kingston, Rob Van Dam and Dolph Ziggler when Seth Rollins pinned Kofi Kingston.


* Backstage segment with Vickie Guerrero complaining to someone on her cell phone that she doesn't have enough power at what goes on at Smackdown. Brad Maddox walked up behind her and taunted her about how he makes a lot of really important decisions on RAW. Triple H showed up and mocked both of them before saying 'maybe they should face off' to determine who the better GM really is. Vickie protested she isn't a wrestler. Triple H told Vickie not to worry because he would make things fair. Triple H announced that at BATTLEGROUND Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox would face off in a 'tuxedo vs. evening gown' match. Both Maddox and Guerrero tried to object but HHH smirked and walked off.


5 - A.J. Lee defeated Cameron with a flying knee.


* Paul Heyman cut a promo about how he will topple C.M. Punk at Battleground and how he will always be the man who is standing over him.


6 - Santino Marella and The Great Khali defeated 3MB. 3MB brought flutes to the ring to try and 'charm the cobra' but the plan backfired and Santino hit the cobra and scored the pin.


7. Randy Orton defeated The Miz. Miz was nursing a storyline injury and Orton put a beating on him, so the referee disqualified Orton. Triple H restarted the match, saying Orton was trying to get disqualified. Hunter said Randy had to win by pinfall. The crowd hated Miz and cheered for Orton. Orton finished it with an RKO and stood above Miz to end Smackdown.

Shisen Kopf
09-24-2013, 11:21 PM
Doesn't seem like a very good show. Whats the verdict slik?

slik
09-24-2013, 11:23 PM
Record the parts where Miz gets booed and Triple H randomly poses on the turnbuckles (if it makes it into the live show)

Shisen Kopf
09-24-2013, 11:42 PM
Record? What is this record you speak of? I tape shows. VCR 4-life!

Bad News Gertner
09-25-2013, 12:45 AM
6 - Santino Marella and The Great Khali defeated 3MB. 3MB brought flutes to the ring to try and 'charm the cobra' but the plan backfired and Santino hit the cobra and scored the pin.

Of course they did. Slater is amazing.

Vastardikai
09-25-2013, 07:22 AM
6 - Santino Marella and The Great Khali defeated 3MB. 3MB brought flutes to the ring to try and 'charm the cobra' but the plan backfired and Santino hit the cobra and scored the pin.

'charm the cobra'

:naughty:

Savio
09-25-2013, 08:48 AM
Wonder which member got pinned.

Shisen Kopf
09-25-2013, 08:49 AM
Yeah really, crappy reporting not telling us which member of 3 mega bytes got pinned.

Savio
09-25-2013, 09:07 AM
I bet Jinder was the one that tried to charm it.

Bad News Gertner
09-25-2013, 09:21 AM
Sounds like a sand niggerish thing to do

Ultra Mantis
09-25-2013, 09:51 AM
Santino Marella and The Great Khali defeated 3MB. They played flutes to bring The Cobra to life or to use it against Santino. According to the correspondent, it was the “worst thing I ever saw. Santino pinned somebody I refused to watch.”

Sounds good!

#BROKEN Hasney
09-25-2013, 11:22 AM
It was Slater that was pinned

Heath Slater with 3MB vs. Santino with Great Khali and Hornswoggle. Santino goes for the Cobra but Jinder Mahal pulls out a FLUTE and ties to charm it. Khali then pulls one out and attempt to charm the cobra. The Cobra goes back and forth. Hornswoggle finally steals Mahal's flute, allowing Khali to charm the cobra into striking Slater. Santino wins

Also, the dark match...

Tons of Funk defeated Sami Zayn & Bo Dallas.

God I hope they're not brought in as a tag team.

Volare
09-25-2013, 01:11 PM
BoDazzling the man of 1,000 Ole's. Great.

Asmo
09-25-2013, 01:20 PM
6 - Santino Marella and The Great Khali defeated 3MB. 3MB brought flutes to the ring to try and 'charm the cobra' but the plan backfired and Santino hit the cobra and scored the pin.

Now that's how you push an Indian stereotype.
Sarcasm apart, genuinely interested in watching this.

#1-norm-fan
09-25-2013, 01:51 PM
Holy shit, so it was literally just Jinder and Khali doing the snake charming...

HAH!

Vastardikai
09-25-2013, 02:38 PM
Holy shit, so it was literally just Jinder and Khali doing the snake charming...

HAH!

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif

Bad News Gertner
09-25-2013, 04:20 PM
Told ya it was a sand niggerish thing to do

Mr. Nerfect
09-25-2013, 05:53 PM
Brad Maddox vs. Vickie Guerrero? You know, that could be a kind of entertaining feud, although I'm not looking forward to them actually competing in official matches against each other. How about Vickie chooses a representative and Maddox chooses a representative and the two do battle at Battleground?

Disturbed316
09-29-2013, 03:12 AM
That snake charming bit was ridiculous, I loved it!

#1-norm-fan
09-29-2013, 12:42 PM
Next week Jinder should attempt to thwart Santino by feeding him curry before his match and fucking up his stomach. That or some day old taquitos from the 7 11 his cousin owns.

Ultra Mantis
09-29-2013, 03:25 PM
McIntyre is going to play the bagpipes next week in a failed attempt to distract Fandango. This will inevitably lead to a six month quest for Heath Slater to find his own instrument so that 3MB can perform at Wrestlemania with Robin Thicke.