V, G, and VSG, present: Raw! 10|7|13 "Learning to install the App" ft *The Kane Knight Band* and comedian ABT

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2013/10/20131006_LIGHT_HOMEPAGE_RAW_preview_BigShow.jpg
The abeyance holds: Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton’s dueling play for the vacated WWE Championship ended in explosive – if indecisive – fashion thanks to the interference of Big Show. The giant’s presence threw the match, and the WWE Title picture, into even more turmoil than it had already been. If that wasn’t enough of a wrinkle in “The Authority’s” plans, the Rhodes brothers prevailed over The Shield and got their jobs back. With Triple H & Stephanie McMahon’s carefully-constructed empire on the verge of collapse, what does tonight’s Raw hold in store for the power couple?
Can't wait for the thrilling conclusion to BattleGround.

[Cool King]

"Who will Cesaro swing tonight!?"

[Lock Jaw]

I bet Vacant does something amazing tonight

[GD]

AJ has concussion like symptoms

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-10-07/aj-lee-leaves-raw-with-concussion-symptoms-26154164

[Impact!]

I hope RAW consists of The Big Show coming out and knocking out everyone in every match. Quite literally a night of no-contests. Maybe even punching the "power grid" and then RAW can just be sound for the last 5 minutes.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, that sucks.

[ClockShot]

Rhodes Warriors get hired back yesterday, only to get fired today.

That's my guess atleast.

[Frank Drebin]

"Who will Cesaro swing with tonight!?"

#ajall

[Lock Jaw]

Tonight Cesaro swings Brodus Clay

[Lock Jaw]

On top of Tensai. At the same time.

[Frank Drebin]

That sounds sexy and interesting

[GD]

Tonight Cesaro swings Brodus Clay

On top of Tensai. At the same time.

Along with Khali.

[Lock Jaw]

Also impossible.

[#1-norm-fan]

If Vacant loses, we riot.

[ClockShot]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


SHOW SMASH!

[ClockShot]

"Principal Owner" Stephanie McMahon, she's moving on up in the world.

What's next, Governess of Connecticut?

[KyleEmmott]

Stephanie sure looks good tonight, hell, she looks fine every night

[Innovator]

WELLLLLLLLLLL ITS THE DEUS EX SHOWWWWAAAAAAAAAA

[Innovator]

"Principal Owner" Stephanie McMahon, she's moving on up in the world.

What's next, Governess of Connecticut?
Insider Trader Extraordinaire

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Laughed out loud randomly when Stephanie mimicked Show's "Eh, sorry".

[Innovator]

I like the "Breaking Big Show" sign

[Cool King]

The fingerpoke of doom!

[ClockShot]

GET ON YOUR KNEES!

Jack Swagger comes out for no reason.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm. Show seems to know something Stephanie doesn't.

[KyleEmmott]

SON OF A BITCH HUSBAND.

[Innovator]

Sooooo many grounds for wrongful termination suits from Big Show

[KyleEmmott]

IRON CLAD?

[ClockShot]

Take this job and shove it, I ain't workin' here no more.

[KyleEmmott]

I don't know if anyone's more excited about Goldust returning more than AfterLife & I.

[Savio]

I just want steph to not be on TV

[Innovator]

I just had movement at that main event

DEM RHODES BOYS and Daniel Bryan vs. Sierra Hotel India Echo Lima Delta SHIELD

[slik]

This frees Show up to randomly attack people, ala Rhodes Family pre-last night

[Lock Jaw]

Would have laughed if Big Show actually broke down crying when Steph was slapping him

[Innovator]

I just want steph to not be on TV
She has the innate ability to make sure no one gets heat on her

[slik]

Show should have taken Stephanie over his knee and paddled her into next Smackdown.

[blak23]

so about that ironclad contract

[ClockShot]

I think the Dallas/Denver game had more social activity than Battleground last night.

[Emperor Smeat]

So one of Big Show's shitty investments started to make money now?

[ClockShot]

Too many titles for Sandow. One or the other please.

[Savio]

Would be funny if Ziggler shirt said "You wish you could....Rise Above Cancer"

[slik]

Wonder if people would watch a porn starring Big Show and Stephanie.

[ClockShot]

I wonder if that MITB briefcase is designed to look like "The Football"?

[Lock Jaw]

Too bad Ziggler is in the doghouse. That double-turn was a hot angle.

[Corndad]

Evening Fellas. Will need a pick me up after watching my Buccos go down today. Figured save my money for the Rumble coming in a few months and watch this show on TV with you guys *Warm feelings all around*

[ClockShot]

Spirit of Billy Gunn showed up tonight.

[KyleEmmott]

That hair has him looking like Ultimate Warrior

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Steph blaming Maddox for the blackout.

[ClockShot]

Quick Brad, find a phone booth!

[Cool King]

Stephanie blaming Maddox for a city wide blackout.

[Lock Jaw]

Words cannot describe how little I care about Damien Sandow.

Emoticon might do it: :|

[ClockShot]

Hey, Bruno Sanmartino.

But you can only see him on your smart phone.

Fuck you, WWE...........and wweapp.

[slik]

App Recap

[Savio]

Kinda jealous of Barrett

[slik]

Heel Rosa and Alicia tonight

[ClockShot]

WATCH TOTAL DIVAS!

[Savio]

Kind of Jealous of Sebastin or how ever you spell his name

[Corndad]

Have Eva Marie and JoJo ever had a televised match before?

[ClockShot]

Rosa Mendes with blonde hair?

Ew.

[slik]

Kinda jealous of Barrett

Why?

[Hanso Amore]

Ugh

[GD]

So Rosa is a heel now?

[Skippord]

who thought this match was a good idea?

[Savio]

holy shit she does not sell

[Savio]

Why?He is dating Alicia Fox

[GD]

Since when did all the Divas started yelling so much? It is borderline annoying.

[Poit]

Wonder if people would watch a porn starring Big Show and Stephanie.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m186/hbk1010/DomFemale3.jpg

[ClockShot]

Brad Maddox gonna fire all the Divas.

[Poit]

Hall of Famer guest referee? Cool.

[#1-norm-fan]

So technically Orton vs Bryan will have main evented 4 straight PPVs.

[slik]

Helllll'd inside a Hell in a Cell

[Savio]

Risky move having the divas match take place during the start of MNF.

[GD]

http://i44.tinypic.com/10dcrrr.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m186/hbk1010/body.jpg

[ClockShot]

Orton v. Bryan.........Hell in a Cell.

So, if that doesn't work out, what's the next level. Buried Alive, Inferno Match, Casket Match, IRON MAN MATCH?

[slik]

Booker T is my choice so far

[Savio]

Right thing for bitches?

[Cool King]

I feel like I'm experiencing some Déjà vu here. :-\

[slik]

Glad they told me how to install the app

[ClockShot]

Sorry King, I can't install an app. I got a dumb phone.

[slik]

OLE!

[Lock Jaw]

Booker T turning heel at Hale in da Cell

[Corndad]

Yes. Bring out the little bull thing. Excellent.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: 3MB tron playing for the Los Matadores

[Cool King]

#feedthebull guys!

[slik]

He is dating Alicia Fox

I wonder if she turns heel in bed.

[Cool King]

Cole saying Renee speaks a lot of bull when Lawler is sat right next to him.

[Savio]

El Torrito is more over than the matadors IMO.

[Cool King]

I'd rather feed the bull than fear it.

[slik]

Nice to see Rey Mysterio come back to help get Primo and Epico over

[KIRA]

Calling it now, the bull mascot overshadows the team.

[Lock Jaw]

I want a Hornswoggle/El Torito feud. Swog turns heel and is all jealous of the new guy and tries to take him out.

[Corndad]

Random Thought. Kinda hope HBK is one of the choices for Ref. 1st Hell in the Cell, Bryan's trainer, HHH's Friend. Lots of storylines there.

[Emperor Smeat]

I want a Hornswoggle/El Torito feud. Swog turns heel and is all jealous of the new guy and tries to take him out.

To a steakhouse?

[slik]

I miss seeing Heyman hold the hell up out of the WWE Title.

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously, fuck all this Orton-Bryan business. I want Big Show to be the next WWE Champion. He's the most interesting character in this whole thing.

[GD]

I hope that none of the current Paul Heyman guys ever become world champion.

[Corndad]

2nd random thought. Big Show may never want to wrestle at Consol again. He has been "fired" there twice already in like 3 years lol

[Frank Drebin]

I want a Hornswoggle/El Torito feud. Swog turns heel and is all jealous of the new guy and tries to take him out.

WWE mined Micro Championship Wrestling of all their top talents it seems.

[slik]

RyBalls

[KIRA]

*Sigh* if this were the attitude era Show wouldve beat seven shades into Steph by now.

[Frank Drebin]

50 shades of McMahon

[ClockShot]

Production guys right on the button with the censoring.

Where's the cue cards?

[Poit]

Random black guy.

[slik]

R-Truth? Snore.

[KIRA]

oookkay

[Frank Drebin]

Dont listen to Ron Killings, Punk. He made Randy the Ram relapse.

[Poit]

Lil Naitch! :D

[Corndad]

R Truth turning into a Paul Heyman guy? lol

[GD]

I am glad that Truth is getting some television time but he has not been entertaining since his semi-racist stereotypical heel run.

[Poit]

Remember when CM Punk & R-Truth were feuding because R-Truth likes drugs & alcohol?

[ClockShot]

Charles Lil' Naitch Robinson just appears out of nowhere.

[el bobbo]

N-word Truth

[el bobbo]

Charles Lil' Naitch Robinson just appears out of nowhere.

He lives under the ring with Hornswoggle and the rest of the midgets.

[Cool King]

Ryback asking Heyman what to do, yet again.

[Frank Drebin]

Hope they delay WWE 2K14 to get El Torito in there.

[Savio]

I hope that none of the current Paul Heyman guys ever become world champion.
I hope Brock becomes WHC for a short time.

[GD]

I hope Brock becomes WHC for a short time.

I agree. The World Heavyweight title's status will definitely elevate if Brock Lesnar were to win it.

[Cool King]

Hope they delay WWE 2K14 to get El Torito in there.

DLC.

[Savio]

I agree. The World Heavyweight title's status will definitely elevate if Brock Lesnar was to win it.
And who ever beat Brock for it would look like a badass

[Frank Drebin]

And who ever beat Brock for it would look like a badass

Brie Bella, FTW!! TOTAL DIVAS PUSH TO THE MOON!

[Cool King]

Paul Heyman has become invisible.

[GD]

http://i.imgur.com/Yw8CVNT.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

R-Truth almost managed to spin himself away from actually hitting the scissors kick

[Frank Drebin]

Maybe he was trying to help Alicia Fox with hers before the show and it threw him off.

[KIRA]

I am glad that Truth is getting some television time but he has not been entertaining since his semi-racist stereotypical heel run. I read once that Vince isn't racist he just doesn't know any better,I wanna believe that,then I see R-Truth and Ron Simmons and Japanese wrestlers ....nevermind I can feel rage building so I'll stop.

[ClockShot]

VOTE FOR BOB!

[Cool King]

Backlund!?

[Poit]

Mr. Backlund!

[GD]

OMG! I want to see Bob Backlund destroy the WWE Championship "Hell in a Cell" match.

[Frank Drebin]

Shoot promo, Bob....DO IT!

[Corndad]

Backlund as Ref would be tremendous. lol

[Lock Jaw]

Zero reaction for Mr. Backlund

[KIRA]

BOB BACKLUND!!! :love::love::love:



CHEER YOU SNOT-NOSED INGRATES!

[Cool King]

At this moment in time, I get the feeling Mr. Backlund with receive the least amount of votes.

[ClockShot]

*crickets chirp*

[Savio]

No reaction for Bob :(

[GD]

Bob Backlund has my vote.

[Poit]

Backlund is crazy. :lol:

[el bobbo]

Bob Backlund is fucking nuts.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well Backlund's got my vote.

[Frank Drebin]

So at this rate, to ensure Booker is the pick, number three will be Mae Young.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was kinda outstanding.

[GD]

I hope the third one isn't Jerry fucking Lawler.

[Savio]

Alex Riley silhouette?

[Cool King]

Where the fuck was Backlund going at the end there? :lol:

[Frank Drebin]

.....but what if #3 was Ultimate Warrior to push 2k14?

[ClockShot]

Bob won't goof around. He'll slap the Chicken Wing on ya if you get out of line.

I'll vote for him.

[GD]

I hear them Shelton!

I hear them frying!

[slik]

That was bizarre

[GD]

.....but what if #3 was Ultimate Warrior to push 2k14?

I will lose my mind if that happens.

[ClockShot]

Randy vs. Kofi.

That was a good feud way back when.

[el bobbo]

Alex Riley silhouette?

It's just hall of famers, not future hall of famers.

[Cool King]

The third choice will be Bob Orton, who'll win the vote via vote rigging.

[GD]

He's clearly above the HOF.

[Poit]

Where the fuck was Backlund going at the end there? :lol:

Can't you say that about every Backlund appearance?

[Lock Jaw]

A Bob Backlund Authorized champion is what's best for business.

[Frank Drebin]

After this match, Randy goes to the back, snickers, and says Kofi still "Isn't ready"

[KIRA]

Randy Orton here to knock kofi down another Stupid Stupid Stupid! rung.

[Frank Drebin]

anyone got the pre-sale password to the house shows in Abu Dhabi?

[Frank Drebin]

People I want as the third ref option:

Gangrel
Antonio Ceasaro
Vader
Brock Lesnar fan guy
Hugh Jackman
Bill Murray

[dronepool]

Orton just used my videogame way to win WWE matches quick.

[ClockShot]

I.R.S., Noble, Finlay, who else do I see?

[Cool King]

Jamie Noble!

[Corndad]

Get 'em Daniel.

[KyleEmmott]

Have to be HOFers

[Frank Drebin]

Pete Rose

[Emperor Smeat]

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[el bobbo]

Vicki Guerrero and Alberto Del Rio: Live Sex Celebration

[dronepool]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[GD]

FUCKING HBK!

[Poit]

Yeah, I wonder who's winning this vote.

[KyleEmmott]

KNEW IT :)

[Cool King]

Looks like we have our referee.

[ClockShot]

Fix is in. But how?????????????????????????????

[Corndad]

Hell Yes. HBK

[dronepool]

I knew it

[#1-norm-fan]

HAH! And there's the obvious choice that makes the vote pointless.

[ClockShot]

Hillbilly Kid

[dronepool]

HBK+BRYAN = YES

[Frank Drebin]

Shouldn't HBK just do what Trips wants then since they're bffs?

[Cool King]

The beard didn't last long.

[slik]

Going to go out on a limb here and predict HBK.

[ClockShot]

Shouldn't "WATCH MY HUNTING SHOW!" be flashing on the screen right now?

[Bad News Gertner]

Bob Backlund is the only choice.

[Cool King]

HBShizzle.

[Corndad]

HB Shizzle

[Cool King]

I look forward to seeing many "HBShizzle" signs at Hell in a Cell.

[Frank Drebin]

Since Backlund is the Ross Perot of this race, who will he steal votes from? Who wins the Iowa straw pull?

[dronepool]

I just really hope Orton doesn't provoke HBK, he superkicks him and misses and you know the rest.

[el bobbo]

If you pay money for a smartphone and don't know how to install apps, you need to be removed from the gene pool.

[Lock Jaw]

HBK has a long-upstanding history of being an impartial guest referee

[Emperor Smeat]

As obvious as it is that HBK is going to win, that speech pales in comparison to the rambling Backland did earlier.

[Frank Drebin]

Also, TPWW would like to thank Fall Out Boy for the theme to last nights Battleground Pay-Per-View!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Seen this Big Show segment four times now. At least only once this hour. First hour I saw it three times.

[slik]

Maddox is lucky all these legends just happened to be hanging out backstage tonight

[Corndad]

Cena's back already??? LOL

[slik]

WHAT

[#1-norm-fan]

... What!?!?! lol

[GD]

John Cena bringing the World Heavyweight title back to the main event scenario.

[KyleEmmott]

That can't be true...

[Corndad]

and the World Title gets pushed to Main Event for the next 3 years.

[GD]

Ricardo defeating Alberto Del Rio in record time.

[dronepool]

Cena wins.

[GD]

and the World Title gets pushed to Main Event for the next 3 years.

I was waiting for this since Wrestlemania 24. I am so happy.

[Corndad]

Wow they really must be sweating the ratings.

[slik]

Well it was fun while it lasted.

[Hanso Amore]

So I guess orton or Bryan goes to smack down

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow they really must be sweating the ratings.

Either that or lost all confidence in turning around the Bryan-Orton/Authority feud

[dronepool]

Can we expect a live Smackdown now?

[slik]

The HIAC buyrate just jumped up, Cena and HBK

[Lock Jaw]

Can't be a real thing. Cena isn't ready to come back yet, and if he was, they wouldn't "waste" him on the WHT and the Alberto Del Rio.

They are going to reveal that Vickie was just trying to distract ADR, and then The Authority will get mad at Vickie or promising false things.

[Bad News Gertner]

Thank God. The Vanilla midget brigade of Punk, Bryan and The Shield have killed ratings enough.

[Poit]

Ricardo defeating Alberto Del Rio in record time.

Quite a way for Del Rio to be eliminated from Survivor.

[Cool King]

I think Vickie just said that to mess with Del Rio and so Ricardo could roll him up for a win.

This Friday on SmackDown, Vickie will probably admit to doing that and then say that Del Rio will actually be facing Rey Mysterio or something.

[slik]

This is undermining the Survivor Series buyrate, if Cena is able to return they should've saved it for Survivor Series.

Dammit, I've really liked the Bryan-Orton-Corporation-Shield-Rhodes angles. Don't want Cena getting involved.

[Cool King]

Oh look, Ryder!

[GD]

It seems like Cena is aiming to become a 10-time World Heavyweight Champion now.

[KyleEmmott]

There certainly making it look like it's going to be a legit return, but I must say I like the way he's returning, if he wins, it'd be interested to see if the WHC gets in the main event again.

[#1-norm-fan]

So I guess orton or Bryan goes to smack down

lol. Roster split reference.

[Bad News Gertner]

Summer Rae needs a nosejob

[Cool King]

Team Lawler?

Must be a pretty small team.

[KyleEmmott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>:-) RT “<a href="https://twitter.com/officialchilli">@officialchilli</a>: I really want <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND">@MATTHARDYBRAND</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/JEFFHARDYBRAND">@JEFFHARDYBRAND</a> to come bak to <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23wwe&amp;src=hash">#wwe</a> ...that would be everything!!!!”</p>&mdash; Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/statuses/387399986629324800">October 8, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Summer Rae needs a nosejob

She just needs a entirely new face, really.

[GD]

All Zack Ryder ever wanted was cover by fandango...

[slik]

Ryder should bring back the half-trunks/half-tights look.

[Corndad]

Team Lawler?

Must be a pretty small team.


.... That's what she said. Burn.

[Cool King]

HBK!?

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[Corndad]

Backlund in a close 2nd.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hah! Backlund blows out Booker!

[Lock Jaw]

Well, I guess Cena really is coming back after that TWEET he made.

[Curd]

Maddox is lucky all these legends just happened to be hanging out backstage tonight

They're here for the gangbang.

[Lock Jaw]

Seems awfully fast for a return.

[Lock Jaw]

Was hoping for a Christian return.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ratings are bad enough

[slik]

Time for Cesaro to spin Khali again

[Poit]

Zeb doing the border crossing fingers. :lol:

[Cool King]

Looks like it's Khali that'll be swinging tonight again.

[Cool King]

Then again, Santino could be swinging tonight for comedy purposes.

[Poit]

Little swing!

[Emperor Smeat]

Cesaro finally got dizzy after doing that move

[KyleEmmott]

HE JUST CALLED HORNSWOGGLE... DYLAN.

[Cool King]

Cole calling Hornswoggle by his real name.

[Cool King]

Oh joy, Miz TV. :|

[Lock Jaw]

Miz turning heel

[Lock Jaw]

Or he is debuting a schizo gimmick. Interviewing himself.

[Lock Jaw]

Or he has lost his smile.

[Cool King]

If Al Snow can have a match against himself, then The Miz can interview himself.

[Savio]

Maybe he is going back to his home planet.

[Cool King]

Or he has lost his smile.

He hasn't smiled in some time, so I'm going with that.

[DrCrawford]

I'd be happy to never see Miz on TV again

[slik]

Just became the best Miz TV segment ever