GERTNER PRESENTS!!!! RAW IS SLATER!!!! OFFICIAL 10/21/13 RAW THREAD!

[Bad News Gertner]

Fresh off his win two weeks ago against perennial contender Brodus Clay, who does Heath Slater have his sights set on next? Bruno Sammartino? Captain Lou Albano? Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe?

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"I'm gonna Rock my daughter and Roll her boobies all over my face!"


All this and owenbrown teaches us proper short bus etiquette.

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"Make sure you always wear your helmet"


Thanks Owen! All this and full frontal nudity on.......


RAW IS WAR!

[Frank Drebin]

Must be in for a huge show tonight if Gertner makes the Raw thread 13 hours before the show to get TPWW pumped up.

[Bad News Gertner]

When I say "U" you say "Sos"!

Ready!!!!!

"U"

[Razzamajazz]

jimmy > jey

[Shadrick]

SO!

[Volare]

When I say "U" you say "Sos"!

Ready!!!!!

"U"

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

YEAHHHHH. LET'S GET THIS PARTAY STARTEDAY



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[Heisenberg]

Buck looks like Spike Dudley's abusive father

[Savio]

jimmy > jey
Jey's A'ight

[Razzamajazz]

he's no jimmy though

[#1-norm-fan]

Jimmy is definitely the Fatu to Jey's Samu.

The Jamal to his Rosie, if you will.

[Theo Dious]

Is Cena back yet? YOU PEOPLE NEED ME.

[#1-norm-fan]

No. In fact his prognosis worsened. He'll be out another 9 months or so. Hang in there, Tedious. Be strong. I know we will.

[Corndad]

Contact Signing about all I've heard about tonight. Probably some sort of rematch for Shield against Codydust

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm hearing strong rumors that tonight on Raw R-Truth will face Jack Swagger one-on-one tonight. I don't wanna confirm this yet. Again, it's JUST A RUMOR at this point. I'm searching the internet for credible sourced though and will keep you posted.

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, if my sources are accurate, Fandango will be IN ACTION tonight.

[scatterbrain28]

If they don't bleep CM Punk I will be a happy man.

[ClockShot]

Little early for a Raw thread. Ain't it?

[Corndad]

Said it last week, will say it again. Big Show has never been this over, EVER.

[Innovator]

On your knees dog

[ClockShot]

Once again, who's watching the kids?

[Corndad]

Steph wearing the Power Hooker Heels tonight.

[ClockShot]

Memphis tonight. 2-1 odds Lawler gets some ring time tonight?

[Innovator]

Does Steph chain smoke in the back?

[Cool King]

Stephanie saying we're jealous.

Most of the fans are jealous of Triple H. James Steele though, is jealous of Stephanie.

[ClockShot]

Big Show live Via Satellite...................in a very dark alley.

[Cool King]

Big Show means business. He's in front of a brick wall.

[Corndad]

Sick Burn, Show.

[Savio]

Big Show was on a "stand up" stage

[Cool King]

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[ClockShot]

That ain't Mean Dean.

[Lock Jaw]

This is the second week in a row where I have noticed that the vid on the tron of some dude talking has been out of sync.

[Lock Jaw]

GETTING SLOPPY

[Cool King]

This is the second week in a row where I have noticed that the vid on the tron of some dude talking has been out of sync.

Hmm, I didn't notice that. :-\

[Cool King]

lol The Onion.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>See, you don't need to watch Monday Night Football to see a Giant get humiliated <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/392443116159913986">October 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

JBL watching what he says.

"Not that anonymous are criminals, I'm not picking a fight those guys."

[ClockShot]

Tilt.

Haven't heard that one in a while.

[Cool King]

15 years?

Damn, I'm old. :(

[Corndad]

One upside of 3hr shows is that back in the day a match like this would never have got this much TV time.

[Heisenberg]

I'm giving RAW another go again, just to see if I can relive the moments and all that shit

[el bobbo]

JBL with a Bilderbereg Group reference. JBL is ILLUMINATI.


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[GD]

Is Sandow still a face?

[Corndad]

Nice match to start this show.

[GD]

Fuck JBL for calling D Bryan a farm animal.

[GD]

Remember when Hell in a Cell matches mattered?

[Emperor Smeat]

Bryan vs Ambrose was great.

[Lock Jaw]

One upside of 3hr shows is that back in the day a match like this would never have got this much TV time.

Was literally about to post this. Always guaranteed like at least 1 good/great match on RAW these days.

[Lock Jaw]

Actually, this CM Punk promo is out of sync for me as well. Don't know if it is the feed, or my TV or what.

[Corndad]

Vince is totally behind Show being there still. Love the small hints being dropped.

[ClockShot]

Crazy HBK makes for a good show all the time.

[Poit]

... what?

[Corndad]

Khali Elvis. I've seen everything. So when does the little Bull come out?

[Cool King]

I'm going to take a guess as say that Santino is facing Slater tonight.

Or any of 3MB, really.

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S SLATER TIME

[Corndad]

I didn't know Honky Tonk had kids.

[Cool King]

Oh, it is Slater.

[ClockShot]

Where's the Honky Tonk Man?

[Corndad]

JBL is cracking himself up this entire match

[Cool King]

I wonder if the cobra has a little wig on too.

[Cool King]

Wow, it has got a wig on. :lol:

[ClockShot]

Crystal Ball working pretty good for Cool King tonight.

[Bad News Gertner]

Oh for fuck sakes

[ClockShot]

Savage vs. MDM!

PLAY IT!

[Cool King]

Well all that dancing will be a gif soon.

[Cool King]

Crystal Ball working pretty good for Cool King tonight.

If only it worked for Tipsters.

[owenbrown]

WWE Universe has short term memory for sure

[Lock Jaw]

UP NEXT: Dolph Ziggler does the job! Stay tuned!

[Innovator]

Poor Ziggler

[ClockShot]

Dolph Ziggler does not deserve this.

[Cool King]

"A big jail that's designed for elephants". :lol:

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOO TUCK, THERE WE GO

[GD]

Dolph never dropped the ball it was snatched from him :(

[Cool King]

They'll be people on Twitter that'll see that "Elvis Cobra" is trending and they'll just be thinking "What the fuck is Elvis Cobra?".

[GD]

Love Orton's version of the Tazplex.

[Cool King]

Mocking?

All he's doing is looking at them.

[ClockShot]

:nono:

[Heisenberg]

Some people on Twitter are like begging for RTs over the stupidest shit.

@FamousFuck My stepfather cost me another match and touched me, can I get a RT?

[GD]

Dolph looked good in the match. I have no complains.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>&quot;He can just hit that Diamond Cutter from anywhere.&quot; - Tony Schiavone, sitting alone in his living room. Drunk. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/392457289363255297">October 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

I just keep watching Ziggler's MITB cash-in on Youtube and I find it so hard it actually happened just this year.

[owenbrown]

Blandy Boreton strikes again... it was either this or the abomination known as Vikings-Giants Monday Night Football

[Lock Jaw]

Mocking?

All he's doing is looking at them.

He raised his hands slightly

[Lock Jaw]

THE FIEND

[Cool King]

He raised his hands slightly

What a dick.

[GD]

John Cena returns and wins the belt. Brock Lesnar destroys him and wins his maiden World Heavyweight Championship. Undertaker dethrones Brock and captures the gold at Wrestlemania XXX. The belt is vacated and Alberto wins the belt again on RAW only to be defeated by Mr. Money in the Bank - Damien Sandow.

[GD]

Yo! You dealing with the X-Factor! Would be cool to see Brie come out to Uncle Kracker.

[Cool King]

I think that's a new ref.

[ClockShot]

Zip it, Brie.

[Corndad]

I really don't get the hatred they have for AJ's Tattoo.

[ClockShot]

Then again, pretty sure I'm watching a women's tennis match with all the grunting and screaming.

[Cool King]

Just heard Brie calling for the reverse there before heading to the corner.

[GD]

Brie calling out moves loudly :lol:

[Savio]

Good divas match

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[GD]

JBL making fun of AJ's tattoo.

[GD]

Brie calling out moves loudly :lol:

"Reversal"

"I got it!"

[Corndad]

Yeah that Tag Match ends in a DQ

[Lock Jaw]

BUT THE USOS ARE ALREADY NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS

SCREWJOB

[GD]

So the "Hell in a Cell" theme is sung by Chester Bennington.

[GD]

It seems like Curtis Axel is going downhill in a matter of months.

[ClockShot]

KIDS SEATS JUST FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE BUCKS!

[dronepool]

Heyman is amazing

[Heisenberg]

So the "Hell in a Cell" theme is sung by Chester Bennington.

Stone Temple Pilots are shit w/o Weiland

[Savio]

Channeling Ultimate Warrior?

[Poit]

Heyman: LAVA! LAVA!

Axel: ... what?

Ryback: *serious face*

[owenbrown]

When the fuck did Paul Heyman start channeling Ultimate Warrior?! :wtf:

[Corndad]

Axel is a veteran lol

[Savio]

I love that Axel doesn't know that he sucks.

[owenbrown]

p.s. Fuck you Savior

[Cool King]

Even though I'm sure it'll happen, I still don't want to see Langston as Intercontinental Champion.

[Cool King]

I'm sure I just saw Essa Rios.

[ClockShot]

We're here.

[Savio]

p.s. Fuck you SaviorBullying

[Emperor Smeat]

Even though I'm sure it'll happen, I still don't want to see Langston as Intercontinental Champion.

Because of the lack of any real build or because of the "curse" with the lower belts?

[scatterbrain28]

Paul Heyman. Best. Promo. Ever. Big E.'s going kill someone.

[Heisenberg]

Kinda like the HBK/Bryan story just to have HBK possibly turn on his ass and push his name to the moon. I'm sold.

I guess that the formula for the first hour with some comedy matches has turned me off, but since I'm spending the lot of my night in the living room and have no fantasy players to worry about I'll invest into RAW.


Thanks fellow posters, I hope you get to bathe in vagina and if you don't enjoy the vagina, enjoy your stuff?

[Heisenberg]

I'm pretty sure there are people in the arena right now that are on their smart phones tweeting about their bladders. Who will listen to their bullshit while they push theirselves to a small audience.

Great Khali is backstage in good spirits after another successful comedy match appearance. He seems like a deep person behind it all, but puts on a simple aura when he goes through those fuckin curtains that they have in the back before you make your entrance and all that bullllshit

[ClockShot]

Sheesh. Miz and Kofi against dem big fellers.

This should be quick.

[Cool King]

Because of the lack of any real build or because of the "curse" with the lower belts?

Well there is the lack of build, but it's also due to preference. I like Axel and I like him as IC Champion.

I'm actually still not 100% on the "Big E Bandwagon". Also, his finisher is terrible.

[GD]

I don't care for anyone in the ring.

[Heisenberg]

The black beard guy looks like Serj Tankian with Super Shredder build(Kevin Nash'd be proud)

[Cool King]

Erick Rowan has a very strong "Indy look" to him.

He looks like a wrestler I'd see at a wrestling show at my local community centre.

[GD]

I once dreamed about Kofi challenging Cena for the belt at Mania.

[thecc]

Luke Harper is the best.

[ClockShot]

JBL must have been tickled pink when he saw that clothesline.

[GD]

The bass in the Wyatt family's entrance is pretty deafening in the arena.

[Corndad]

Is it just me or has this whole Wyatt Family deal lost a ton of steam?

[Emperor Smeat]

JBL must have been tickled pink when he saw that clothesline.

With the way he was gushing about it, I'd say yes.

[Cool King]

Is it just me or has this whole Wyatt Family deal lost a ton of steam?

Nah, I get that feeling too.

[Cool King]

Big E/Axel at Hell in a Cell for the IC Title.

[Corndad]

Tag Match, Playas

[Cool King]

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA!

[Cool King]

Cole tapping his watch for some reason.

[Cool King]

Such a terrible move.

[dronepool]

I like this lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Truth schilling the merchandise

[Corndad]

Truth LOL

[Cool King]

That was actually entertaining.

An R-Truth salesman gimmick would be interesting.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>congrats <a href="https://twitter.com/BigELangston">@BigELangston</a> in 1 week uve become a major player if u love something, set it free BRB off to my dungeon to untie someone</p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/statuses/392471995855953920">October 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Checking out WWEShop now and the site is saying that the code is "RAW1021" but R-Truth just said it was "TRUTH".

[parkmania]

WE THE PEOPLE!

[Savio]

I like that they are promoting Main Event now.

[Cool King]

Cesaro & Swagger!

[Poit]

Let's see if Cole can get #ButtGore trending.

[Corndad]

THE BULL TALKS!!!

[Cool King]

A talking bull!

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that El Torito is more over than Los Matadores.

[Poit]

He jumps, he flips, he does seated sentons, he tweets.

But no, TALKING is somehow impressive after all that.

[parkmania]

At least he got a "Moo!" in there.

[Cool King]

Swagger wins it for the team!

[Poit]

"So long, eh Bowser?"

[parkmania]

Bullwhip?

NICE!

[Poit]

So... Zeb is going to start whipping Mexicans?

[Cool King]

He jumps, he flips, he does seated sentons, he tweets.

But no, TALKING is somehow impressive after all that.

I didn't know he's on Twitter.

[parkmania]

Now scheduled for the undercard of HIAC: Real Americans vs Los Matadores in a Bullwhip Match.

[parkmania]

So is that Buffalo Wild Wings "coach" supposed to be Vince Lombardi or Jimmy Durante?

[Cool King]

My crystal ball seems to be working very well tonight.

I'm now hoping it works at Hell in a Cell.

[dronepool]

Angle, yay.

[dronepool]

Angle should come back to WWE.

[GD]

AJ Styles should show up at Hell in a Cell with the TNA Heavyweight Championship. Shane O' Mac comes out and announces that he has bought Total Nonstop Action.

[Cool King]

Mash-up!

[Corndad]

Oh shit I kinda like this remix.

[Poit]

Rhodes Bros. theme!

[GD]

Did someone from TNA make this mix?

[Emperor Smeat]

Like the mashup

[Poit]

So, on Smackdown, they acknowledged that the Usos are still the #1 contenders for the tag titles. Now they need to beat the Shield to... become the #1 contenders?

[Cool King]

So, on Smackdown, they acknowledged that the Usos are still the #1 contenders for the tag titles. Now they need to beat the Shield to... become the #1 contenders?

They're pretty much just defending their #1 Contenders spot in this match.

[Frank Drebin]

I just wanted to tell everybody good luck.

We're all counting on you.

[Cool King]

Did Cody say "As far as I'm considered"?

[Poit]

The banter between the Rhodeses and JBL is great.

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Rollins might have been nailed in the balls with that Samoan Drop

[Corndad]

Hello Triple Threat Match

[parkmania]

Hello Triple Threat Match

Yup.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What were the Ussos smiling about? The Rhodes Family cost them the match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They're pretty much just defending their #1 Contenders spot in this match.

Auto rematch triumphs number one contenderships. That's why its called automaticl

[Cool King]

HBShizzle!

[Corndad]

HBK is cray cray

[Tazz Dan]

Heart Break Shit. Am I the only one hearing that when he says HBShizzle?

[Corndad]

Way to put your Main Face Over there Haitch

[Corndad]

Enter Big Show

[dronepool]

a truck!!

[Cool King]

The hell?

[Savio]

STONE COLD STONE COLD!

[Poit]

That was pretty grandiose for a distraction.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA

[Emperor Smeat]

Think its time for the regime/authority to start hiring better security.

[dronepool]

Attitude style sorta.

[Cool King]

Bryan never signed the contract.

[scatterbrain28]

I'd buy a shirt from R-Truth, and a piggy bank, and a brawling buddy.

JBL to Cody: "I have to check my wallet to see if I have any change left." (snort)

[scatterbrain28]

Think its time for the regime/authority to start hiring better security.

WTF?! Show's going to just come in with a big rig? He's not going to run over their limo? Bumrush the ring and clean HHH's clock?

[Theo Dious]

This thread and everyone in it sucks and you people need me back.

[scatterbrain28]

Rhodes Bros. theme!

Sounded like the Goldust theme from 1996-97

[Poit]

Lines from Cody's theme were interspersed throughout it.

[Lock Jaw]

Seems weird to have Goldie's theme as the "prominent" one in the mashup. Would have thought it better to somehow have Goldie's theme mix in with Cody's and not vice-versa.

[Hanso Amore]

I missed it - Anyting must see or should I just read reviews?

[Innovator]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

I watch the Giants over the end of RAW and I miss Optimus Prime's debut?!

[scatterbrain28]

This thread and everyone in it sucks and you people need me back.

Only one man can save us


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I'M SORRY I MADE FUN OF YOUR RYBACK PROMO JUST COME BACK!

[Volare]

I'm kinda pumped for the Pre-show IC title match. Hope Big E gets the strap just to get another feud going and build himself up at the same time.


Problem is after one feud we have to wait another year (yes exaggerating) before something happens, that or it's randomly passed to someone else.