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Bad News Gertner
10-29-2013, 10:18 PM
Just watched Breaking Kayfabe Marty Jannetty and holy fuck. He fidgets the entire time, rambles, looks like complete shit and you can barely make out what he's saying. Like Jake Roberts bad. I almost feel bad buying it. I don't know how Sean Oliver released this and didn't feel like garbage. He's definitely taking a shitload of painkillers for his ankles.
Shisen Kopf
10-29-2013, 10:20 PM
Lol I gotta see that. Sounds hilarious.
Bad News Gertner
10-29-2013, 10:22 PM
Lol it's not even "haha drunk/drugged funny". It's "holy fuck, this guy is a talking corpse."
Ol Dirty Dastard
10-29-2013, 11:01 PM
remember when he got re-hired by the E for like a day. Fuck, such an asshole, can't get his shit together. Pretty sad.
Bad News Gertner
10-30-2013, 02:02 AM
Here's the trailer for the DVD

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#1-norm-fan
10-30-2013, 02:07 AM
Is he saying "don't tell anybody" at :59?

... oops.
SlickyTrickyDamon
10-30-2013, 02:59 AM
You ghouls.
Bad News Gertner
10-30-2013, 03:10 AM
You telling me I'm off on this?
#1-norm-fan
10-30-2013, 03:23 AM
I did see an interview with him a couple years ago where he was the same, if not worse than this. So maybe he's got a chance to live through taking ghastly amounts of drugs.
#1-norm-fan
10-30-2013, 03:26 AM
He "still had it" when he made that comeback a few years ago during that Vince-HBK storyline. Sad he didn't get to make a second career out of it.
SlickyTrickyDamon
10-30-2013, 03:34 AM
You telling me I'm off on this?

Maybe..maybe not but unnecessarily mean.
Bad News Gertner
10-30-2013, 03:49 AM
I wasn't being mean. I bought the DVD and the guy could barely put a sentence together. He needs ankle surgery which he said will cost $60,000, plus recovery time and he can't afford it, so he has to take massive amounts of pain pills. He posted on his facebook a couple of days ago that he recently started drinking rubbing alcohol. Dude ain't gonna make it.
Bad News Gertner
10-30-2013, 03:51 AM
Check out his facebook page. It's almost pathetic.
Shisen Kopf
10-30-2013, 04:05 AM
I wasn't being mean. I bought the DVD and the guy could barely put a sentence together. He needs ankle surgery which he said will cost $60,000, plus recovery time and he can't afford it, so he has to take massive amounts of pain pills. He posted on his facebook a couple of days ago that he recently started drinking rubbing alcohol. Dude ain't gonna make it.

Rubbing alcohol?! Dude he's even cooler than Scott Hall.
#1-norm-fan
10-30-2013, 05:05 AM
Rubbing alcohol, huh? Gonna try that right now.
#1-norm-fan
10-30-2013, 05:06 AM
Does he mix it or drink it straight? Pretty unnecessarily mean of Gertner to not give me this information.
Bad News Gertner
10-30-2013, 05:13 AM
Lol mixes it
#1-norm-fan
10-30-2013, 05:45 AM
Aah. That's what I was doing wrong.
Shisen Kopf
10-30-2013, 02:17 PM
He should really start drinking hand sanitizer. Some of those are scented and he could pretend it's a wine cooler.
whiteyford
10-30-2013, 03:05 PM
My mate used to drink aftershave so not sure if that leaves Marty something to aim for or he's passed that stage.
Gerard
10-30-2013, 04:27 PM
The fuck.....
Curd
10-30-2013, 06:26 PM
Huh, I guess we'll bet on the spread in terms of weeks prior to January 1, 2014 now. :|
Bad News Gertner
10-30-2013, 06:35 PM
My. Damian Sandow prediction from this past Spring came true this past week, so I'm on a hot streak
XL
10-30-2013, 06:35 PM
Gertner said "won't make it through 2014" not "make it to 2014". That's a whole other 52 weeks to add to the spread.
Corporate CockSnogger
10-30-2013, 06:42 PM
August 5th 2014
Shisen Kopf
10-30-2013, 06:47 PM
Gonna make the official RIP Janetty thread
Curd
10-30-2013, 06:57 PM
Gertner said "won't make it through 2014" not "make it to 2014". That's a whole other 52 weeks to add to the spread.

Oh yeah, good point XL. :)
WinterDecay
10-30-2013, 11:21 PM
Saw Breaking Kayfabe .... 2013 not a good year for Marty.

So I guess there is a footrace for the grave between: Marty, Jim "The Anvil, Lex Luger, and Jake Roberts ....
Jannettyzilla
10-31-2013, 12:15 AM
That fucking bastard Shawn Michaels ruined everything.
Bad News Gertner
10-31-2013, 12:46 AM
Luger looks to be doing well. Saw the Timeline 93 and he looks ten times better.
Afterlife
10-31-2013, 04:04 PM
I wouldn't say he looks like death, but he's certainly sounded better. He seems aware enough to know that sometimes he mumbles too much, and looks frustrated by it.
MoFo
10-31-2013, 05:25 PM
Here's the trailer for the DVD

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cofVuO_MFpI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



lol Bret Hart/Harry Redknapp bastard child
RP
10-31-2013, 05:31 PM
Owen cant fly
Nicky Fives
10-31-2013, 07:17 PM
the thick Southern accent makes it sound worse than it should....
Curd
10-31-2013, 09:07 PM
Luger looks to be doing well. Saw the Timeline 93 and he looks ten times better.

And much better than when he got stuck in the NWA Cyberspace t-shirt while interviewed by Billy What's-his-face about Superbrawl Saturday. lol

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Curtis
10-31-2013, 10:00 PM
I hope yr wrong, I liked Marty's short lived return...I wish he would have stuck around and became a trainers