Meng/Haku appreciation thread. [Archive]

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Bad News Gertner

11-01-2013, 01:29 AM

Got some Haku stories to share. Friggen bad fucking ass. Was notorious for gouging eyes, ripping out teeth, and biting off noses during fights.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3411752/meng-o.gif

Haku apparently once wrestled Brutus Beefcake and according to Brutus, Haku slapped him too hard during the match, so Brutus went to management to complain. After being informed by management, Haku went into the shower where Brutus was and started choking him, lifting him both feet off the ground, kind of like a "Khali Bomb". Hogan had to intervene.

Haku gouged out Jimmy Jack Funk's eye during a fight backstage. Funk had to wear a glass eye after his run-in with Haku.

Lol Haku bit the nose off a guy who was calling wrestling fake to Haku.

Bobby Heenan witnessed Haku sticking his two fingers inside a guys mouth and ripping out his teeth.

Dibiase saw Haku get maced by 4 cops and handcuffed. Haku got so mad that he snapped off the handcuffs.

Ric Flair told a story where Haku threw a guy out of a second story window in Japan and that's why Haku isn't allowed to go back there.

Haku got maced by a group of cops, took in a deep breath and kept on going.

Eric Bischoff reportedly kept Meng around for 2 extra years because everybody was afraid to fire him.

whiteyford

11-01-2013, 01:32 AM

And yet everyone says he's one of the sweetest guys in wrestling.

Loved Haku/Meng though.

Bad News Gertner

11-01-2013, 01:35 AM

He's literally become Bo Jackson. It seems like everybody has this ridiculous story about him, but he's so bad ass that it's probably true, even though it defies logic.

Lock Jaw

11-01-2013, 01:40 AM

Haku Haiku:

Meng is a badass,
He could rip your face right off,
Instead, he is kind.

Shisen Kopf

11-01-2013, 01:46 AM

Haku Haiku:

Meng is a badass,
He could rip your face right off,
Instead, he is kind.

http://www.tpwwforums.com//showthread.php?p=3990235

Feel compelled to post a link to the third greatest thread ever at tpww.

Shisen Kopf

11-01-2013, 01:47 AM

You just hate the blacks
ignorant motherfucker
dumb fucking cracker

Shisen Kopf

11-01-2013, 01:48 AM

Haku was cool though.

Fignuts

11-01-2013, 02:15 AM

Was a huge Haku mark when he was in WCW.

Bad News Gertner

11-01-2013, 02:16 AM

Friggen loved him in WCW

Asmo

11-01-2013, 02:18 AM

And the weird noises that he made in the ring. Damn. Seemed right from a Street Fighter / Mortal Kombat game!

Shisen Kopf

11-01-2013, 02:25 AM

Tongan Death grip is the most devastating hold ever. That hold is what doctors in Tongania or whatever it's called use to knock out patients b/c they are too poor to buy anesthesia over there.

Lock Jaw

11-01-2013, 02:40 AM

And the weird noises that he made in the ring. Damn. Seemed right from a Street Fighter / Mortal Kombat game!

Uuuuussssshhh was the sound made,
With each and every blow,
As Meng smashed his foes.

DaveBrawl

11-01-2013, 09:14 AM

Loved Meng.

Mr. Nerfect

11-01-2013, 11:09 AM

Haku gets maced by the cops more than most people in the IWC get laid.

Mr. Nerfect

11-01-2013, 11:09 AM

I became a mark for him in early 2001. His WWE run was quite short then, but Jim Ross sold him like the biggest badass on the planet.

Rammsteinmad

11-01-2013, 11:20 AM

Assuming those stories are actually true, that Eric Bischoff one is hilarious.

Innovator

11-01-2013, 11:24 AM

Lock Jaw

11-01-2013, 11:44 AM

I remember when I was younger, and not as jaded and disillusioned when it came to wrestling.... I totally bought into Meng as an immense monster threat. Despite the fact that he would often lose. Just the way he carried himself, and the way the commentators would put him over.

CSL

11-01-2013, 03:34 PM

default #1 toughest guy in the history of pro wrestling. Pretty much every single interview I've seen or heard from anybody around WWF or WCW between the late 80's to the early 2000's mention his name first when asked that question.

Razzamajazz

11-01-2013, 04:16 PM

i remember laughing one time when meng backed into a cameraman, turned around, and put him in the tongan death grip

Innovator

11-01-2013, 04:31 PM

Chris Candido said about Meng: "He was talking to me, Tammy, and Chris Jericho. In comes Eric Bischoff and Greg Gagne and they walk right in front of us and starts talking to Meng. He looks at them and goes "Hey!". And the entire lockerroom just froze. I was like "Man, these weren't just funny stories, this guy must really be tough". And then Meng says "Apologize to my friends, I'm talking" and everyone shuts up while Bischoff and Gagne apologize to me, Tammy, and Chris.

weather vane

11-01-2013, 04:40 PM

Savate kick

Cool King

11-01-2013, 04:49 PM

Lol Haku bit the nose off a guy who was calling wrestling fake to Haku.

I'm sure I remember reading that story in Chris Jericho's book.

I've always liked Haku, since the first time I saw him.

whiteyford

11-01-2013, 04:56 PM

Love how everyone is like "I've always loved Haku" just on the off chance he finds this thread.

Razzamajazz

11-01-2013, 04:58 PM

Love how everyone is like "I've always loved Haku" just on the off chance he finds this thread.

i don't want to be the guy that says he hates haku on that off chance

Cool King

11-01-2013, 05:06 PM

Yeah, just look at the last guy who told Haku he hated him.

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/01/21/68/1216800_8571a6d3.jpg

whiteyford

11-01-2013, 05:11 PM

No idea why Steve Blackman became a thing when Haku exists.

Cool King

11-01-2013, 05:13 PM

Steve Blackman vs Haku

Now there's a WrestleMania match I'd like to see.

Cool King

11-01-2013, 05:14 PM

Actually, thinking about it now.

I'm sure they've had a Hardcore Match before.

whiteyford

11-01-2013, 05:15 PM

Just proves wrestling a work, Blackmans still living.

Fignuts

11-01-2013, 07:12 PM

Love that bit where he rams his own face into the turnbuckle.

Seth82

11-01-2013, 11:14 PM

Him and Harley Race are two of the toughest bastards to ever step foot in a ring.

Hanso Amore

11-01-2013, 11:44 PM

Haiku and Scott Norton are the last of the breed of tough guy that translates to the crowd no matter what.

Either one, win or lose 100 times in a row before, could come out and all the fans would know "this guy is legit". Really like when they played off both. Showing guys in the back being afraid of them.

Love these real life tough guy stories.

Orndorff vs haku

Who ya got?

Disturbed316

11-02-2013, 12:02 AM

Was awesome in WCW, shite in WWF/E

BigCrippyZ

11-02-2013, 12:32 AM

All those Chuck Norris jokes are actually originally facts about Haku.

Ol Dirty Dastard

11-02-2013, 02:44 AM

Love how everyone is like "I've always loved Haku" just on the off chance he finds this thread.

Say fucking word.

Bad News Gertner

11-02-2013, 09:21 AM

CSL

11-02-2013, 09:44 AM

well one of them at least, the other arm would be like trying to beat him to death with a marshmallow

Theo Dious

11-02-2013, 11:16 AM

Haku would rip off Orndorff's arms and beat him to death with them

Which would basically be getting beat to death by both of them at the same time.

Vastardikai

11-04-2013, 08:45 PM

Haku biting another guy... (http://www.wwe.com/classics/badass-wrestler-stories-26102385/page-3)

I remember hearing a story about how folks wouldn't want to fight him even if they had a gun because they were afraid they would run out of bullets and he'd just get pissed off.

Skippord

11-04-2013, 10:12 PM

I heard he's a car salesman now, I bet he's insanely successful

Executioner

11-05-2013, 07:05 PM

I heard he's a car salesman now, I bet he's insanely successful

Samoan Auto Sales: Where We Won't Take No for an Answer!

No, really...you are gonna buy a car or you won't be leaving here on your own will.

Rollermacka

11-07-2013, 11:07 AM

Rollermacka

11-07-2013, 11:08 AM