Champion of the Wrestling Forum - Semi Finals - Semi Describes My State Of Arousal When owenbrown Gets Upset

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm going to make this quick, because it feels like someone stabbed me in my kidney overnight. I swear to christ if I pass a stone, I will fire it on owenbrowns chest like a penile cleveland steamer. Let's get to it.

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Gertner V Poit in a battle to eliminate the last of the podcast crew


Lock Jaw V Iginfest in some kind of battle that clearly doesn't need a subtitle or I would think of one you enormous fucktard.

[Bad News Gertner]

IF you love Nashvember then you love Gertner.

Please don't let owenbrown's racism cloud your judgement TPWW. Plus, owenbrown will be forced to do my bidding in the wrestling forum as your king.

Can't say anything bad about Poit. I like Poit.


What do you think Dr. Kevin Nash?


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"My diagnosis: a bad day for Poit".

[Bad News Gertner]

Seriously, owen might blow up the forum if I win lol

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The poll title doesn't even make sense. Fuck my kidney.

[whiteyford]

Decisive choice making early.

[whiteyford]

That reads like a bad anime translation.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lock Jaw WWin

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[Bad News Gertner]

Poit reportedly messaged Triple A to unstick the Nashvember thread.

[Bad News Gertner]

Voted Iginfest for his tireless efforts to rid the forum of CM Punk gifs and terrible memes.

[Tazz Dan]

Hasney, I thought I had a stone. Turns out it was cancer. Good luck mate.

[Cool King]

Voted Iginfest for his tireless efforts to rid the forum of CM Punk gifs and terrible memes.

And a fine job he's doing, too.

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[Cool King]

Wonder how long it'll take for me to get a neg rep now.

The last one took nine minutes. Can Iggy make up for that laziness?

[Bad News Gertner]

Iggy is very determined. I expect swift justice.

[whiteyford]

He's a tyrant is what he is. And scouse.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Through this contest I've realised that a former tag team partner of mine, whiteyford, has stabbed me in the back. It's emotionally jarring to say the least. I need the support of all my fellow TPWW posters to get through this.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hasney, I thought I had a stone. Turns out it was cancer. Good luck mate.

Jeeze, kick a guy when he's down during the most holy of months.


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[Cool King]

Iggy is very determined. I expect swift justice.

12 minutes.

That's not swift justice at all.

[Bad News Gertner]

Iggy, that isn't the work of a wrestling forum champion.

Be like Frank Lampard. Be a champ.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

12 minutes.

That's not swift justice at all.

My apologies good people of TPWW. I'm not one to make excuses, however I heard the cries of a wounded puppy I had to attend to and nurse to health.

[Bad News Gertner]

That Punk gif mocked me for a good 12 minutes. I sent out the Bat signal, but where was my superhero?

[Cool King]

My apologies Gertner.

My intention was not to mock you, but to mock Iginfest and his B+ attempts of eradicating CM Punk gifs.

[Bad News Gertner]

This Chris Hamrick gif will cheer me up

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[Razzamajazz]

confederate currency nooooooo

[whiteyford]

Through this contest I've realised that a former tag team partner of mine, whiteyford, has stabbed me in the back. It's emotionally jarring to say the least. I need the support of all my fellow TPWW posters to get through this.

I'm Shawn, you're Marty.

[DaveBrawl]

Now whitey has stabbed him in the back and the gut.

Dirty pool.

[Poit]

A vote for Poit is a vote for reason and integrity.

A vote for Gertner is a vote for baseless accusations like this:

Poit reportedly messaged Triple A to unstick the Nashvember thread.

A vote for Gertner is a vote for a delusional man who believes becoming Champion of the Wrestling Forum would somehow elevate him to the level of King.

Make the right decision. Vote for Poit. http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/42.gif

[Corporate CockSnogger]

A vote for Iginfest is a vote for dressing up as Billy Gunn

[Heisenberg]

No easy feat here, the journey to the top has been a wild ride for all involved. The Champion will face many obstacles before and after their belt has been handed to them.

[Nark Order]

I voted for my boy, Poit. But I do appreciate Gertner here. My original diagnoses of him being a contrarian troll does seem to be a bit off base. Not that he doesn't troll or disagree just for the sake of disagreeing sometimes, but there is more to the chap than that. Lately he has been a rather thoughtful contributor. Not only a thoughtful contributor, but an upper teir thoughtful contributor. If he would stop trolling completely, he could take the internet by storm.

Since I've done a bit to put over Gertner, it is only fair that I state a few good things about my amigo Poit. You will never find a more generous, happy, caring friend than my man Poit. Usually when you first meet somebody from the internet there is a bit of an odd transition but we were friends pretty much right off the bat. In the wrestling forum, he is the voice of reason. It is very easy to get caught up in absolutely loving something or absolutely hating something but Poit genuinely does weigh both sides of an argument intently before stating an opinion on it (something many of us have problems with.) he filled in on the podcast a couple of times and he melded so well that we had to offer him a permanent seat. Love him.

[screech]

Poit, I love you. But if Gertner wins, owenbrown may really quit forever and that would be good for business.

It hurt my heart to vote against Lock Jaw, but Iggy has been on a roll lately cleaning up the muck.

[Heisenberg]

screech, we all know and acknowledge the quality bestowed this round, my LJ vote is from us, your Iggy is from us. There, settled.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

It seems 12 people want to continue pushing the same old John Cena (Lockjaw) to the top instead of finally letting that exciting young buck Daniel Bryan (Iginfest) break through te glass ceiling.

[whiteyford]

Hey, I already did that analogy.

[MoFo]

#Gorm

[Shisen Kopf]

If Iginfest doesn't beat lockjaw I'm gonna be like:

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[Curd]

I voted Lockjaw because he's more tolerant of memes. I can imagine Iggy tying a meme to the back of a <del>pickup truck</del> lorry and dragging it across the <del>Liverpool</del> Liverpudian countryside. :|

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm gonna hold off my votes and make my choices based entirely on the campaigning I see over the next two days. Make it good, fellows.

[Bad News Gertner]

A vote for Poit is a vote for reason and integrity.

A vote for Gertner is a vote for baseless accusations like this:



A vote for Gertner is a vote for a delusional man who believes becoming Champion of the Wrestling Forum would somehow elevate him to the level of King.

Make the right decision. Vote for Poit. http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/42.gif

Did you have a Bob Backlund authorized gif in your post like I did? I think not.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Don't vote for Ignifest he hates the Simpsons. He must be a communist.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I have nothing against The Simpsons

[Malfeitor]

If it comes down to Gertner and Lockjaw I might have a heart attack.

[screech]

A vote for Gertner could mean owenbrown leaves forever. Something to consider.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol it'd drive him nuts. The reaction alone is worth it.

[Poit]

A vote for Gertner could mean owenbrown leaves forever. Something to consider.

If I become Champion, I will personally work with owenbrown to help him.

A vote for Poit is a vote for a better, more inclusive TPWW.

[Bad News Gertner]

owenbrown will be forced to be my butler if I win and he must run all posts through me before posting.

[Poit]

That's not even remotely true.

[Bad News Gertner]

It's exactly true. He also must wear a tux while posting. I like my butler to look professional.

[whiteyford]

What would you people rather have, a colourful utopia of peace and cooperation where everyone is equal like Poit dares to dream of or Gertner going mad with power and getting increasingly zanier before a bloody coup finally restores sanity? Before you answer remember how messed up Gertner is without any kinda power, it'll be like Caligula if he wins.

[whiteyford]

Or vote for Poit because he's Poit, that's all the campaigning he needs.

[Bad News Gertner]

I am a man of the people whiteyford.

[Poit]

Or vote for Poit because he's Poit, that's all the campaigning he needs.

That's fucking right.

[whiteyford]

I am a man of the people whiteyford.

Don't say that, I want debauchery and midgets.

[Bad News Gertner]

You want a midget!!! Here ya go!

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[whiteyford]

Who doesn't love Droneppol.

[Bad News Gertner]

Love Dronepool

[Poit]

A vote for Iginfest is a vote for dressing up as Billy Gunn

That's a position I can get behind.

[whiteyford]

There's an Assman joke there somewhere...

[Poit]

A vote for Poit is a vote for an improved, expanded Tipsters next year. :y:

[Bad News Gertner]

We all know that is a lie.

[Bad News Gertner]

A vote for Gertner is a vote for HLA

[Poit]

No, I actually do have plans to expand Tipsters next year.

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm offering cash prizes for my Tipsters next year. But only if you vote for me.

[Poit]

We all know that is a lie.

[whiteyford]

I dunno, Gertner seems like the honest type.

[Bad News Gertner]

I cannot tell a lie

[Poit]

We all know that is a lie.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It's fucking tight right now, which makes it prime breeding ground for socks. But don't you worry, your pal Hollywood Hasney will ensure only the correct peoples votes are allowed and that I'll do what's best for business.

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i.imgur.com/AzdI77O.png

I bet that's not the first poll he's viewed.

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[Poit]

:naughty:

[Frank Drebin]

Gertner or Poit..... I dunno one + reps me slightly more than the other

[Poit]

I shall not attempt to buy votes through rep.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I will.

Vote for me and get a positive rep!

[Frank Drebin]

I shall not attempt to buy votes through rep.

Only visitor messages?

I will.

Vote for me and get a positive rep!


Lets see how badly Iggy wants this. Will I get a neg rep?


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[Poit]

Since we're apparently campaigning, I'm going to elaborate on this:

No, I actually do have plans to expand Tipsters next year.

I want to eliminate the inevitable complaining that happens when someone doesn't meet the requirements to sign up for Tipsters, by opening it up for anyone to participate.

I'm planning to create a nifty little web form through which people will submit their Tipsters picks. It'll then give you your picks in full forum markup, so you can still post your picks to the thread to preserve tradition. The picks will be put into a spreadsheet, which will allow me to mostly automate the scoring. Since that will greatly reduce the per-person overhead, I'll be able to relax, or potentially even eliminate the entry requirements.

I hope to have a beta of this ready to go for Survivor Series, so I can gather feedback and iterate on it a couple times before next year.

A vote for Poit is a vote in support of an improved Tipsters.

[Poit]

Only visitor messages?

Yeah. I didn't want to, but when I saw Gertner doing it, I felt I needed to do so as well to "keep up". :-\

[slik]

I voted for you Iggy. Where is my pos rep?

[Volare]

Iggy negs me for every meme, and crushes my soul with every one!

[Ermaximus]

Ok, back to my obscurity corner. Also, testing this out but, THE FRAZE,

[MikeyMike]

Iginfest was half of my votes in round 1. How could I not vote for him? :y:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Well these match ups have gone all Fresh Prince intro music

[Poit]

They got flipped, turned upside down.

[The Condor]

The Condor selects Gertner and the Lockjimate Warrior

[XL]

Hmmmmm. Not sure about my vote for Poit with this news of opening Tipsters up to a bunch of Flash Funks.

[Cool King]

Damn, this is tighter than a cat's arse.

I really have to think about Gertner vs Poit.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm glad voting for me over Lock Jaw is a much simpler choice for you.

[Poit]

Hmmmmm. Not sure about my vote for Poit with this news of opening Tipsters up to a bunch of Flash Funks.

The plan is to have a participant's level of eligibility determine how many PPVs they can miss. Right now, you meet three entry requirements, and you can participate and you're dropped upon missing three PPVs. In my idea for next year, that will still be true. But, if you meet one entry requirement, you'll be dropped after missing one PPV.

So, posters who would not otherwise be able to play will be able to, but they won't be given the same level of leniency, to dissuade a bunch of new people from signing up and never participating.

I will, of course, collect feedback before making any sweeping changes like this.

[Frank Drebin]

The Condor selects Gertner and the Lockjimate Warrior

Usually I vote the opposite of Credgar based on principle alone.

[El Fangel]

Change my vote from Gertner to Poit, mistake.

[Bad News Gertner]

Toooooo bad

[Savio]

I wonder if #1-wwf-fan will use his MITB briefcase and cash in on the Champ.

[#1-norm-fan]

FUCKING SPOILER ALERT!

[Fignuts]

I like Poit, but I honestly can't remember a single thing he's ever said.

Gertner may be a troll at times, but he's lightened up with that quite a bit. I also agree with him on a lot of topics. Like how fucking rad Meng is.

The above explanation is pointless, because Gertner bought my vote when he sent me that Cornette DVD.

[Bad News Gertner]

Haha totally forgot about that.

[Frank Drebin]

Only minutes to go.

[Bad News Gertner]

Too little too late for me.

[Destor]

tight races

[Fignuts]

Oh man, all tied up.

Might need Gorilla Monsoon to come out and announce a sudden death round.

[Bad News Gertner]

Fuck that, this is too much stress. Putting off watching a New York Islanders ESPN 30 for 30 for this shit.

[Poit]

Damnit Fangel.

[Bad News Gertner]

I have waaaaaay too many enemies.

[Poit]

There's a reason for that, y'know.

[Destor]

may have to have a triple threat to decide the winner!

[Bad News Gertner]

There's a reason for that, y'know.

Moustache jealousy

[Poit]

I was more thinking because you're a bad person. But sure, mustache.

[Bad News Gertner]

:( Mean Poit hurt my feelings.

[Destor]

whats a political race without mudslinging! keep in mind you're currently tied in a popularity contest with a bad person though. you presently = a bad person.

[Poit]

You have feelings?

[Bad News Gertner]

Yes and now they are hurt.

[Poit]

I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. I assumed, based on your previous posts, that you had a dark void where a heart is supposed to go.

[Bad News Gertner]

Here I am, Champion of the Gay Community and now it's been ripped out by a man who I love and respect.

[Poit]

You, Champion of the Gay Community. :lol:

[Bad News Gertner]

They call me Rainbow Gertner around town

[Poit]

He's definitely Beth. He wears dresses and hangs out at truck stops trying to spread gay to others.

I heard Beth likes to go to playgrounds and lift up his dress and flash his privates. His parents hate him because he's a disgusting dress wearing freak of nature.

Clearly the words of a Champion of Gays.

[Bad News Gertner]

Seth is now my fellow podcast colleague. We are best friends. Really wish you wouldn't edit my quotes. You're gonna give me a bad rap around here.

[Bad News Gertner]

Slimfast shakes are fucking tremendous btw.

[Poit]

Those aren't edited. They're copied directly from visitor messages you've posted.

[Poit]

I don't need to give you a bad rap. You've done quite a good job of that yourself.

[Bad News Gertner]

Everything taken out of context. The media tends to do that.

[Poit]

Is there any context in which those aren't terrible statements?

[Destor]

Meh politicians are smoking crack these days. gay bashing really wouldnt even get a spot on the ticker anymore.

[Bad News Gertner]

I know exactly how this is going to play out. You watch.

[Cool King]

Damn, I wake up to this? :(

I have to choose between crushing the dreams of either Poit or Gertner?

And who the hell are "Better Than You" and "Guy Fawkes"? Hmmmm, investigating time, I think.

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[Bad News Gertner]

Dr. Nash, I need your help.

[Poit]

Cool King, do I not deserve to be rewarded for the smashing job I've done running Tipsters?

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol as soon as I saw Cool King pop online I went "oh oh"

[Poit]

Commissioner Hasney, can we get an official ruling on Fangel's failed attempt to vote for me?

[Bad News Gertner]

Narc mistakenly voted for me last round.

My stache is hypnotic. It draws people in.

[Cool King]

I don't want to do this. :(

I would vote for both of you but I don't want to be one of "those guys" and also, that wouldn't solve anything.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I hope you see Cool King, that through tough love I have made you a better poster. You were resting on your laurels too much by resorting to CM Punk gifs. Now you use your blue, illegible words to great effect

[Bad News Gertner]

Cool King's blue font looks great on TPWW Blue. Much easier to read.

[Poit]

I recently installed f.lux, and it makes Cool King's font even more illegible.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fangels vote stands as is. I cannot account for idiocy.

Also, votes from Guy Fawkes and Percy45 don't count as one is a blatant sock and the other has el zilcho posto so I shall cast suspicion upon him and DQ those votes.

That really has no impact on the Poit/Gertie match as their votes were split, but now I feel I may screw Iggy :(

owenbrowns vote still counts in spite of me suspecting he isn't human.

[Poit]

Fangels vote stands as is. I cannot account for idiocy.

Damnit Fangel.

[Poit]

I was hoping percy43's vote would count, just because Gertner asked for his vote and he voted for me.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

DAMMIT PERCY43 SHOW YOURSELF. YOUR TIME IS NOW.

[Destor]

2 min warning

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Cool King acting like Cunt King with his last second voting up in hurrrr.

[Poit]

Cool King, you made the choice that's BEST FOR BUSINESS.

[Bad News Gertner]

Fuck sakes. Time to go watch hockey.

[Cool King]

I've voted. :(

I'm sorry Gertner.

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

Huh, looks like we've got ourselves a triple threat final.

[Cool King]

Cool King acting like Cunt King with his last second voting up in hurrrr.

It was the toughest of tough choices.

[Poit]

A triple threat? Iginfest is up by 3, with 2 votes DQed.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Cool King]

Huh, looks like we've got ourselves a triple threat final.

For a second I was thinking "we do?", then I noticed that Iginfest voted for himself. :roll:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

For a second I was thinking "we do?", then I noticed that Iginfest voted for himself. :roll:

That's perfectly acceptable and that vote counts.

[Destor]

heck of a photo finish :y:

[XL]

Woooooooooo. Iginfest all the way!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

So I win right? What's this triple threat nonsense?

[whiteyford]

At least cool king remembered to vote this round. Not that I'm bitter. Also fuck you Baird. And itsmeJD. Love you all though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Reading page 3... I don't like this side of Poit. He's already let the power go to his head.

[Savio]

Is there any context in which those aren't terrible statements?
I'm sure they all started with "Juan said"

[Lock Jaw]

What kind of scum votes for himself?

[Cool King]

Scousers.

[Bad News Gertner]

Cool King, more like Cool Judas