RAW Thread for 11/4 Er'rybodies crazy for a sharp dressed man

[Corndad]

Also:

Kane Unmasking Heelness.
Miz getting killed again somehow hopefully
Will We actually get a REAL Survivor Series Match this year?

[Destor]

you have a fine thread here good sir

[Cool King]

I'm expecting to see the handover ceremony of the large novelty cheque from the WWE to the Susan G. Komen Foundation, like they did last year.

[ron the dial]

this new "70% less gay" thread title is less accurate than the original.

[Destor]

FUCK YOU WeX :mad:

[ron the dial]

I'M JUST SAYING DESTOR

[ron the dial]

54% tops

[Heisenberg]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/08bb802ed1cca6e489ca3226e0aab368/tumblr_mvpblgytum1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

UPPERCUT!!!!!!

[Corndad]

Cmon now... It took me a good 3 weeks for that Title and I didn't even know they would be feuding back then. :shifty:

[Bad News Gertner]

I hope Heath Slater finally wins the title tonight.


Vote Gertner: Champion of the Wrestling Forum

[Corndad]

http://joemontanasrightarm.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mega-powers.jpg

[Heisenberg]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/f29a5ec9644a4dac3a53e1fa9da6dcd9/tumblr_mvgig8rJCj1ql0k28o1_250.gif

[Destor]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/08bb802ed1cca6e489ca3226e0aab368/tumblr_mvpblgytum1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

UPPERCUT!!!!!!i lol'd at this

[Heisenberg]

I have an invested hope in tonight, I have accidentally blurred the lines of reality between WWE Television and the WWE2K14 Universe Mode.

My recent show had the Two Man Powertrip HHH and Stone Cold v.s. The Mario Bros. in a Rivalry tag team title match and HBK retro and HBK feuding against Macho Man and Hulk Hogan.


AJ Lee also convinced Hulk Hogan to turn heel on the fans against John Cena in their heated rivalry.

[Heisenberg]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgpveilc5V1qcctfbo1_1280.jpg

This is how Kane should address his next opponent, get ready mate. I'm going to fucking chokeslam the shit out of you

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I don't think Kane will appear maskless. I think it was a symbolic thing that whenever Steph needs Kane he'll be there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Also:

Will We actually get a REAL Survivor Series Match this year?

As opposed to what?

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[Cool King]

Damn, I miss Hunico. :(

[Corndad]

As opposed to what?

http://my-universal1.e-monsite.com/medias/images/20121113-ep-light-survivorseries-match-teamfoleyziggler-c-1.jpg

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/2229933/20111107_sseries_teamorton_teambarrett_c_large_medium.jpg

See what I meant to say was.... a Real one that doesn't involve Kofi or Cody :|

I would like to see the Survivor Match come back. Have a couple of them and all the Survivors come back for one Match at the end.

[Destor]

so i havent watched raw in about 4 months..should i?

[ron the dial]

it can't hurt, but you won't have your socks knocked off.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Probably not. Don't see a reason to watch if you haven't watched for awhile.

[Destor]

as of now im gonna watch HIMYM instead. SOMEONE CONVINCE ME

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

as of now im gonna watch HIMYM instead. SOMEONE CONVINCE ME

I was going to suggest HIMYM.

[el bobbo]

For the past 16-17 years I have been sitting through the shit that the USA network plays before the beginning of Raw. I will never learn my lesson.

[el bobbo]

as of now im gonna watch HIMYM instead. SOMEONE CONVINCE ME

The mother is just imaginary.

[ron the dial]

oh jesus himym is horrid shit guys. raw over that, and that's saying a lot. come on now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What was on before Raw when it was Spike? CSI? Star Trek The Next Generation?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

oh jesus himym is horrid shit guys. raw over that, and that's saying a lot. come on now.

Joo lie like a dawg mang.

[Destor]

oh jesus himym is horrid shit guys. raw over that, and that's saying a lot. come on now.what? No! #werefuedingnow

[Destor]

What was on before Raw when it was Spike? CSI? Star Trek The Next Generation?
TNG yeah

[Destor]

LAST WEEK THERE WAS A BIRD NAMED COURTNEY DOVE THIS IS REASON ENOUGH TO SWOON

[ron the dial]

what? No! #werefuedingnow
i had to stop after season 4. it was bad before then, but my patience had been taken to its limit. BUT DO WHAT YOU WANT, DESTOR. me and RAW have a hot date tonight, and i'm pretty sure i have infinite patience for that old bitch.

[Destor]

Courtney

[Destor]

Dove

[Destor]

your argument is invalid

[ron the dial]

i don't even have context for that and my patience is beyond gone.

[Destor]

i don't even have context for that and my patience is beyond gone.
well on the upside its the last season

[Corndad]

Macho Man wins!

[#1-norm-fan]

Big fan of Harper. Not as huge on Rowan but the sheep mask helps...

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a nice match to start the show.

[ron the dial]

this is just a great lineup of superstars on my screen

[Corndad]

Where's Miss Elizabeth when you need her.

[Cool King]

Looks like a good 6-Man Tag Match.

[el bobbo]

Didn't they just have this match on Smackdown?

[Destor]

Didn't they just have this match on Smackdown?
they still have a smackdown!?

[#1-norm-fan]

I think everyone realized that, Punk.

[Cool King]

I don't think I've heard anyone call it a telephone in years.

[ron the dial]

paul heyman crying on the phone.

[#1-norm-fan]

Really curious how Heyman gets back on TV.

[ron the dial]

"paul, are you crying?"

no, cole. he was not crying.

[#1-norm-fan]

Crying Heyman > Crying Jericho

[Corndad]

Bad Connection.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Santino

[Corndad]

Well looks like 3MB will be facing someone else in the Comedy match tonight lol

[Cool King]

http://imageshack.us/a/img21/4307/23cc.png

[owenbrown]

Was Santino out of character just then?

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, why is Ryback always in catering...
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[#1-norm-fan]

Well looks like 3MB will be facing someone else in the Comedy match tonight lol

Los Matadors/3MB hijinks part 4.

[ron the dial]

so can we be done with ryback now?

[Destor]

i turned raw on

[Destor]

if i regret this i will change all of my posts to reflect love of penis

[Corndad]

Kofi has a Bandana. Clearly Hogan has resigned with WWE. Right?

[ron the dial]

if i regret this i will change all of WeXs posts to reflect love of penis
you will and i don't mind penis.

[Destor]

JBL is still fabulous. And so is penis.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kofi has a Bandana. Clearly Hogan has resigned with WWE. Right?

Give him a mask and he can be Sin Cara #2. Already has the same colors and the high flying ability without the botching though.

[Destor]

Kofis gear...wtf

[Destor]

if oyu're gonna cover up weak body parts wear a shirt kofi #whatiswrongwithyourchest #doyouevenlift

[Destor]

Del Rio is stupid underrated

[Destor]

duck 2 sunset flip get the fuck out of there

[Destor]

germans make me happy

[Destor]

shadows over hell from kofi.

[Cool King]

Kofis gear...wtf

It reminds me of classic UK comic book character, Bananaman.

http://ilarge.listal.com/image/681709/968full-bananaman-screenshot.jpg

[el bobbo]

Los Matadors/3MB hijinks part 4.

This is why I'm glad I've done drugs in my life.

[Destor]

ranas being sold like drop toe holds annoy me

[ron the dial]

this serious law music is hilarious

[Corndad]

I still have no idea why we don't have a WWE App Drinking Game yet.

[Destor]

LOL @ the package. big shows facials tell a great story though

[Cool King]

Lawler voted for Langston.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did he actually vote since it looked like he moved the screen down a bit instead?

[Rollermacka]

Lawler voted for Langston.

Somewhat random post, Big E is really only like 5 ft 9 in real life... but he is around 300 lbs though

[Destor]

Somewhat random post, Big E is really only like 5 ft 9 in real life... but he is around 300 lbs thoughyeah he's average height but stand next to him is stupid impressive. crazy big guy.

[Cool King]

Did he actually vote since it looked like he moved the screen down a bit instead?

I thought he did at first too, but the section that had the names disappeared and everything under it moved up but everything above the names remained in the same position.

[Poit]

Bleh, who would want to wake up next to Randy Orton?

[Corndad]

C'mon Langston

[Cool King]

Oh, Big E.

[Emperor Smeat]

Somewhat random post, Big E is really only like 5 ft 9 in real life... but he is around 300 lbs though

Supposedly he's also the legit strongest out of everyone on the roster except maybe Henry.

[Poit]

Woah, they acknowledged the existence of the NXT Championship on Raw.

[Destor]

Supposedly he's also the legit strongest out of everyone on the roster except maybe Henry.
i would put good money that he is stronger than henry. maybe 15 years ago but now? im not even sure if henry still cleans. hasnt needed to for a long while with his natural build.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Woah, they acknowledged the existence of the NXT Championship on Raw.

Woah or Bo?

[Poit]

It's un-Bo-lievable.

[Cool King]

"In the land"

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty bad poll.

[Destor]

those boots are working for me

[Poit]

Tyson Kidd is back!

[Cool King]

Cool, it's <s>Natalya & Tyson Kidd</s> a Total Divas advert.

[Theo Dious]

They really need to do something about the fucking commentary.

[Cool King]

Cole not knowing Natalya's surname.

[Corndad]

Tyson Kidd looks jacked

[Cool King]

They really need to do something about the fucking commentary.

Yeah, it's pretty bad tonight. :-\

[Theo Dious]

Thinking of the size and scope of the Hart family... and what's left in WWE is Neidhart's daughter and some guy from down the street from the Hart family. Somewhat underwhelming even though Natalya is awesome.

[el bobbo]

We the Intellectual People.

[Rollermacka]

Supposedly he's also the legit strongest out of everyone on the roster except maybe Henry.

i would put good money that he is stronger than henry. maybe 15 years ago but now? im not even sure if henry still cleans. hasnt needed to for a long while with his natural build.

Hmm, maybe Ryback but with powerlifting it's actually better to be shorter than taller. I had a lot of problems when I did powerlifting because I am a legit 6 ft 3 with a large wingspan

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stay tuned for the match you were too lazy to DVR on Friday <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/397552133488123904">November 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Theo Dious]

Yeah, it's pretty bad tonight. :-\

JBL is too forceful as a heel... when he actually works as a heel. Half the time the three of them are best buddies and then suddenly JBL is yelling in their faces about the Big Show being a criminal or something. Cole lets himself get plowed under and Lawler, while being the most entertaining of the three, seemingly has no purpose there. He's like a guy who just walks in uninvited and is inoffensive enough to be allowed to stay. They aren't a success as a three-man team.

[Destor]

Hmm, maybe Ryback but with powerlifting it's actually better to be shorter than taller. I had a lot of problems when I did powerlifting because I am a legit 6 ft 3 with a large wingspan
I have a good friend who is IFBB pro and his squats are barely bucket and he cant break 315 to save his life. Dude is jacked and strong...but he's 6'4 and all legs. he just cant get that ATG going. So it's a common problem. I have had a few clients really struggle because of an ectomorphic frame.

[DaVe]

No way would Ryback be anywhere near as strong as Langston or Henry. Ryback's admitted himself that Langston is far stronger and we've seen in the past Ryback fail his finisher on big guys.

[Cool King]

Flo Rida with another Survivor Series theme.

[Destor]

No way would Ryback be anywhere near as strong as Langston or Henry. Ryback's admitted himself that Langston is far stronger and we've seen in the past Ryback fail his finisher on big guys.ryback clearly lifts for aesthetics/hypertrophy and not power.

[DaVe]

And IFBB pros/any bodybuilder train for vanity not strength...

Yeah, Ryback included

[Destor]

And IFBB pros/any bodybuilder train for vanity not strength...
yes they're training for aesthetics but the point remains. the long limbs keep him from pushing up the plates. its a draw back to being an ectomorph.

[Corndad]

Love this Remix.

[KyleEmmott]

Damn, Goldust is awesome.

[el bobbo]

RACE WAR!!!!

[Destor]

racism should be in every angle #seriously

[Destor]

you think people would give up on the cena hate by now

[Cool King]

JBL is too forceful as a heel... when he actually works as a heel. Half the time the three of them are best buddies and then suddenly JBL is yelling in their faces about the Big Show being a criminal or something. Cole lets himself get plowed under and Lawler, while being the most entertaining of the three, seemingly has no purpose there. He's like a guy who just walks in uninvited and is inoffensive enough to be allowed to stay. They aren't a success as a three-man team.

Usually, I don't have a problem with the three-man team but tonight, it's just not working. I do agree with you on Lawler though, it's like there's no reason for him to be there.

The three-man team is good, but a lot of the time, it's just Cole and JBL bickering and Cole moaning about the references JBL makes being "out dated". It's actually quite rare these days for one of them, let alone all three of them, to just focus squarely on the match and nothing else. They always seem to drift off and talk about stuff that's totally unrelated to anything until it's gets to the point where it's like you're listening to three random guys just talking over a beer or something.

[Cool King]

you think people would give up on the cena hate by now

http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad115/mattandthat/Wrestling%20logos/Never_Give_UP_CENATION_new.png

[Destor]

http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad115/mattandthat/Wrestling%20logos/Never_Give_UP_CENATION_new.pngwell played

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of want to see Cesaro swing Cena just to see how good or bad Cena sells it and the amount of freaking out the announcers would do for it.

[el bobbo]

Un perro

http://mediablog.cadenadial.com/atrevete/files/2012/12/Perro.jpg

[Theo Dious]

Del Rio and Colter have totally lit up the commentary btw.

[Theo Dious]

Un perro

http://mediablog.cadenadial.com/atrevete/files/2012/12/Perro.jpg

Es un perrito.

[Cool King]

Never noticed it until JBL pointed it out there.

Cole's love for Cena is like JR's love for Austin.

[Destor]

sandow has a fine tan

[Cool King]

Del Rio and Colter have totally lit up the commentary btw.

I agree.

[owenbrown]

Cesaro, Sandow, and Swagger all about to be buried #doghouse

[Corndad]

Man. Goldust has been one of the most solid hands since he came back. Dude hasn't lost a step.

[Destor]

great hot tag

[Poit]

Final Cut!

[Poit]

I've been looking forward to seeing that since Goldust came back.

[Cool King]

Great finish.

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing finish and match.

[Corndad]

Goldy is the shit man. So Impressed.

[Destor]

that was pretty damn good

[Cool King]

Serious law music time.

[slik]

Really good 6-man tag

[Corndad]

A Higher Power eh...

[Destor]

why is zggler baby?

[Cool King]

Axel!

[Theo Dious]

Good to see Axel isn't crippled.

[Malfeitor]

I haven't really watched since SummerSlam but that six man tag was awesome.

[Corndad]

Bout time for Axel to pass the Title.

[Theo Dious]

why is zggler baby?

Cause he got a concussion and Alberto took advantage of it to take the WHC from him.

[Theo Dious]

"We understand that Heyman is in Europe" HE TOLD YOU THAT ON THE PHONE YOU STUPID BASTARD.

[Destor]

Cause he got a concussion and Alberto took advantage of it to take the WHC from him.no i mean who thought that was a good idea

[Destor]

this is awful. the crowd has collectively gone to the bathroom

[Destor]

you couldnt dub a crowd reaction onto this match

[Destor]

and no one cares. awful. he was over last time i saw him.

[Theo Dious]

no i mean who thought that was a good idea

That would be the usual "the crowd is cheering him and we can't be bothered to make an actual heel out of him so we'll be lazy and turn him instead" thinking.

[Cool King]

Seeing a lot of Renee tonight.

Always a good thing. :y:

[Destor]

imo if you're getting cheered you're doing something wrong, its not the bookings fault.

[Destor]

they still have jobs?????? HOW

[Cool King]

Remember when Drew was "The Chosen One"?

[Destor]

ok im done. i cant do this anymore

[Destor]

r.i.p. raw maybe i will try again next week

[Cool King]

It's only got around 30 minutes left. Hang in there. You've done great to get this far.

[Cool King]

Cole talking about cows in Arkansas.

[Destor]

ugh...ok

[Destor]

well this isnt racist at all

[Poit]

I don't even know what just happened.

[Destor]

who is the red head?

[Theo Dious]

The Bellas need a theme that doesn't make my testes hurt.

[Cool King]

The majority of that "best moments" video was El Torito.

The only parts that showed Los Matadores were the clips from their hype video where they were just standing about and also their entrance.

[dronepool]

Meh RAW besides Goldust, missed the first 30 min though.

[Cool King]

who is the red head?

Eva Marie.

[Theo Dious]

I hope nobody is surprised that a midget furry is more over than a pair of repackaged bullfighting Latinos.

[Cool King]

Furries are everywhere it seems these days.

[scatterbrain28]

A kid rubbing Miz's bare chest. That's not gay.

[Destor]

sticking around got me AJ. im glad i stayed

[Poit]

The Diva's Champion, her bodyguard, and an extraneous woman vs. the woman the champ is feuding against, her sister, and an extraneous woman.

Can we just get rid of the extraneous women?

[Cool King]

It's like the crowd used all their energy during the 6-man tag match.

[Destor]

lol "we're going home"

[Cool King]

Did I just hear AJ say "We're going home" as she went for a tag?

[Destor]

Did I just hear AJ say "We're going home" as she went for a tag?
yup

[Cool King]

lol "we're going home"

Ah, I did.

[Destor]

eat the mat woman

[Cool King]

Ladies & Gentlemen, that was your Main Event for tonight.

[Destor]

YUP

[ron the dial]

good lord

[Skippord]

I negative care about the Big Show and Triple H

[Skippord]

Also I would do horrible things to Eva Marie, but none of those things involve her wrestling ever again.

[Destor]

Ok for real im done now. Gonna rock some ff8 before work

[DaVe]

That's gotta be one of the biggest suits ever made.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hope Punk asked Big Show to make WWE Ice Cream bars as one of his demands for this settlement.

[Cool King]

It's gotten to the point now that the "Yes! Chant" is mostly just a face chant and not really a "Daniel Bryan chant" now.

[Poit]

Seriously? A commercial now?

[#1-norm-fan]

Dammit, I love Big Show.

[#1-norm-fan]

I really want to see him beat Orton and get a real run as "the man" for a while. He's the perfect guy for that spot while they try to find someone to push as the future.

[Rollermacka]

Seriously? A commercial now?

Lol, I was only half paying attention to the show and thought RAW just decided to have a WCW moment and just randomly endthe show in tthemiddle of ssomething big

[scatterbrain28]

Just caught the last half hour.

Big Show: So i talked to my lawyer and zzzzzzzz.

[Emperor Smeat]

It's gotten to the point now that the "Yes! Chant" is mostly just a face chant and not really a "Daniel Bryan chant" now.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The Shield are out to avenge <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan">@WWEDanielBryan</a>, who had his catchphrase stolen by Big Show <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/397573163623542784">November 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Wait, Big Show said he wanted something he's never had, and it turned out to be the WWE Championship.

He's been WWE Champion two times.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Just the way Show is acting through all of this is awesome.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, Big Show said he wanted something he's never had, and it turned out to be the WWE Championship.

He's been WWE Champion two times.

He said the thing he wanted that he'd never gotten was the be the chance to be the face of the WWE.

The title is just his way of doing that.

[Poit]

So... main event starting at 5 after?

[Poit]

After it's happened 20 or so times, you'd think Big Show would think to watch out for a spear while he's setting up for a chokeslam.

[Corndad]

Kane, bitches.

[Shisen Kopf]

Furries are everywhere it seems these days.

RIP Pintint.

[Poit]

Bah gawd, it's gotta be... it's gotta be Glenn Jacobs!

[Cool King]

Kane is in a suit!?

[ron the dial]

yes kane in a suit!

[el bobbo]

It's Joseph Park!

[DaVe]

WHAT

[Corndad]

Corporate Kane. Yes.

[Rollermacka]

Bah gawd, it's gotta be... it's gotta be Glenn Jacobs!

Isaac Yankem ?

[Emperor Smeat]

Kane in a suit is actually pretty cool and very stooge-esque.

[ron the dial]

WHY IS NOBODY COMING TO BIG SHOW'S AID?!

[Corndad]

Kane just standing there being all bad ass in a suit. LOL

[Shisen Kopf]

God that was boring.

[Cool King]

Kane just looks like a teacher in that suit.

And yes, I know about his English literature degree I and all that.

[Destor]

...

[Destor]

i was actually enjoying the show till the ziggler segment

[Cool King]

So, I guess the big talking point is Kane in a suit, eh?

[Destor]

after that it was useless

[owenbrown]

WHY IS NOBODY COMING TO BIG SHOW'S AID?!

because they don't wanna be buried

[Theo Dious]

So, I guess the big talking point is Kane in a suit, eh?

Tomorrow on WWE.com: We take a look back at all of the WWE Superstars who emphasized their gimmicks with dress wear. See Mick Foley don a suit to impress Vince McMahon! See the brilliant glory that was Right To Censor! See the fashion plates that were Evolution!

[slik]

I already love Corporate Kane

[Theo Dious]

WHY IS NOBODY COMING TO BIG SHOW'S AID?!

They probably thought the show was over when the commercial aired and left to get dinner somewhere.

[ron the dial]

damn i gave out too many negs to curtis today. i owe you one, tedious. remind me.

[ron the dial]

not a neg.

[dronepool]

Show wins the WWE title at WM30, gets his WM moment. Bryan beats Taker, proves he's the man.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I hereby dub this new Kane, Citizen Kane.</font>

[Theo Dious]

I love how Kane's suit looked like he picked it up from Wal-Mart on the way to the arena. It's the little things that make greatness.

[slik]

Love the new title of the thread.

[slik]

Show wins the WWE title at WM30, gets his WM moment. Bryan beats Taker, proves he's the man.

I don't see either of those things happening.

[dronepool]

I wouldn't mind it, but yeah I know.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kane the Libertarian. The free market will decide how many chairshots Big Show will receive tonight.

[slik]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/017994b265f8a2b3b1c899c932228643/tumblr_mvrvnsGJLp1srbyoyo1_400.gif

[MIZantine Empire]

He should change his name to Cane.. Words spelled wrong that represent yourself are bad for business

[Savio]

fell asleep during the last segment....cant find a full video.

[Bad News Gertner]

because they don't wanna be buried

Excuse me, but you didn't ask my permission before you made that post.

[Bad News Gertner]

Pretty solid Raw. Really enjoying a lot of the feuds going on, except for Heath Slater vs the glass ceiling.

[Cool King]

fell asleep during the last segment....cant find a full video.

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2:00:00.

[Volare]

He should change his name to Cane.. Words spelled wrong that represent yourself are bad for business

Mr. Jacobs would be more heelish imo.

[Innovator]

BUT WHEN IS BRYAN GOING TO GET TO THE FIREWORKS FACTORY?!

[VSG]

lol I just caught the recap and Kane coming out in a suit is definitely going to be in the next Top 100 WTF moments DVD.

[#1-norm-fan]

RIP Masked Kane again.

We hardly knew ye again.

[Innovator]

Long live the Big Red Treasurer.

[Cool King]

I'm coming across a few people on various websites who are complaining that the WWE has "ruined Kane forever".

The guy just debuted his new gimmick less than 24 hours ago, they have to learn to give it time. We'll mostly likely get an explanation for Kane and his suit on Raw next week.

As for me, I'm really interested in Kane and really curious to see what happens next week.

[Cool King]

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[Theo Dious]

Long live the Big Red Treasurer.

lol I hope they give him Deacon Batista's collection box.

[Theo Dious]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9qnjMPCN8T4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

lol "Leaked" Kane Titantron. How about "hastily thrown together but non the less awesome for that."

It's a good vid, no doubt, but pretending it's the real Tron is dumb as hell.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Luke Harper is a boss. I'm officially a mark for him now.

[Curd]

http://www.tpww.net/cgi-sys/images/f.png
Did this thread stop already?

[Theo Dious]

http://www.tpww.net/cgi-sys/images/f.png


...Hammer time?

[Poit]

I was more thinking "in the name of love".

[ron the dial]

collaborate and listen

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm coming across a few people on various websites who are complaining that the WWE has "ruined Kane forever".

The guy just debuted his new gimmick less than 24 hours ago, they have to learn to give it time. We'll mostly likely get an explanation for Kane and his suit on Raw next week.

As for me, I'm really interested in Kane and really curious to see what happens next week.

I don't know if you've noticed before, but the vast majority of the IWC wears crash helmets to school.

Sooooooo interested in Kane now. Guy has been money the past two years.

[DaVe]

lol "Leaked" Kane Titantron. How about "hastily thrown together but non the less awesome for that."

It's a good vid, no doubt, but pretending it's the real Tron is dumb as hell.

I can guarantee it wasn't legitimately pretending to be a real tron. But agreed, it is no less awesome.