WWE Pool #5 (FINAL RESULTS OUTTA NOWHERE!)

[Juan]

Cool beans

[XL]

I choose...

RUSEV!!

[Ultra Mantis]

Dance break!

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I pick Emma from NXT

[Lock Jaw]

XL stole my pick. :mad:

Will have to "meditate" upon this for a bit.

[Lock Jaw]

I will ascend over this adversity of stolen picks with...

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Konnor O'Brien

[DAMN iNATOR]

With my 5th round selection, I hereby select and draft

Curtis Axel!
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[Anybody Thrilla]

I will ascend over this adversity of stolen picks with...

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Konnor O'Brien

See, I always thought that was Connor O'Brien from the second season of NXT or whatever, but watching NXT yesterday, they were calling this guy Viktor, and the bigger guy Connor. What's up with that?

[XL]

That IS the bigger guy.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No way. The blonde guy's bigger, isn't he?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Regardless, the guy picked above was constantly referred to as Connor on yesterday's episode, and that's not him up there.

[XL]

Of the two guys in the Ascension Konnor is the biggest. He was the rat guy from NXT. His parter is Viktor, formally Rick Victor, he is smaller with long hair.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That would make sense name wise, but...I dunno, I guess it looks different 'live' to me. Konnor wasn't that jacked last time I saw him.

[XL]

No, he wasn't that jacked when he debuted. He's packed a tonne of muscle on.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So which one of these is Rick Viktor?

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:shifty:

[XL]

All I know is that's Colin Cassady in the leather trenchcoat.

[James Steele]

With our 5th round selection in the WWE Pool #5 draft, #TeamV-Steele-G hereby selects...

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[VSG]

:y:

[mike adamle]

Kyle and I discussed this heavily last night on skype and our 5th pick is...

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Natalya!

[whiteyford]

Adrian Neville

[Lock Jaw]

Only one NXT pick per team, you already took Sami Zayn.

[whiteyford]

Tyson Kidd

[Lock Jaw]

Juan
DAMN iNATOR
James Steele

These are the names who still need to make their NXT pick.

[VSG]

Fucking Mark Henry decided to take another break already apparently!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Titus O'Neil

[Lock Jaw]

URAH URAH URAH

[DAMN iNATOR]

Juan
DAMN iNATOR
James Steele

These are the names who still need to make their NXT pick.

I'm sure Juan & JS are both well aware of this, as am I. I'm quite honestly surprised more people in this didn't save their NXT pick for last. I only wait until the final round because it gives me time to do a little research on them and have 1 or 2 back-ups should whomever I end up choosing be unavailable come my pick.

[Ermaximus]

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[whiteyford]

Motherfucker!

[whiteyford]

For the lolz, Alicia Fox.

[Lock Jaw]

For the final pick of Team Lock Jaw... I choose a man who has done well in past events...

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HEATH SLATER!!!

[Ermaximus]

HA HA HA HA HA HA, that's not Justin Gabriel.

[Lock Jaw]

Neither is your face

[Ermaximus]

Well yea. I'm African and all, but I'm not South African so...yeah.

[James Steele]

With our final selection in the 6th and final round of the Ultimate Supreme Competition known as the 2014 WWE Pool #5 and its corresponding Draft, #TeamV-Steele-G hereby selects from the WWE NXT brand...


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[Juan]

Fuck, I'll take Darren Young, I guess

[Lock Jaw]

Juan, you need to make your NXT pick.

[XL]

As Juan has to choose an NXT guy and I've already made my NXT pick, I'll fill the gaping hole in my team with...

The Great Khali

[mike adamle]

Since Kyle and I have already made our NXT pick I'll go ahead with our final pick to keep things moving and hopefully get this thing started up by Monday.

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Drew McIntyre

[Anybody Thrilla]

Santino Marella. Damn it.

[Ultra Mantis]

I'll go by my old TPWW contest rule. If in doubt, always choose

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<s>Primo</s> Diego

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[Juan]

Alright, sorry about that. Give me CJ Parker then

[XL]

Any chance those last 2 picks are made in time for Raw?

Also, did you decide on points for the Rumble match re: points for eliminations, points for survival time, etc.

[Ermaximus]

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[Lock Jaw]

Will start tomorrow, hopefully Mr. iNATOR makes his NXT pick before NXT airs.

[James Steele]

Fuck him, the train is leaving the station.

[DAMN iNATOR]

With the final pick in the draft, I hereby select and draft
Charlotte fom NXT
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[XL]

Wooooooooooooooooo!!

We're ready to go.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who the fuck is Charlotte?

I mean, errr, good pick dude!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Who the fuck is Charlotte?

I mean, errr, good pick dude!
If you honestly don’t know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Fliehr

Hate having to have made an NXT pick because inevitably you get that one person who when the pick has been made has this type of response.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry to fuel your crippling anxiety, but it was just a rib, pal.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ric Flair's daughter?

[XL]

Yes.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sorry to fuel your crippling anxiety, but it was just a rib, pal.

LOL, it’s ok, dude, I figured you might just be messing with me. There may be people out there who honestly don’t know who she is. I admit I didn’t until I started researching the NXT superstars and divas @ the end of Rd. 5/start of Rd. 6... :-\

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm just saying that I've only watched four episodes of the current NXT, and I haven't seen her once.

[VSG]

She appears with Sasha Banks and Summer Rae, hasn't wrestled in a bit and is sorta a gymnast in the ring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I've seen Summer Rae and Sasha Banks at least twice a piece. Still not her.

Her move set sounds interesting.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm just saying that I've only watched four episodes of the current NXT, and I haven't seen her once.

I haven’t watched since it left TV and went online. Not for a lack of interest, mind you it’s just...I dunno. I keep meaning to make time to watch the “latest” episode and I end up finding other shit on YT to watch, and I keep telling myself it’s not worth it because I won’t know who any of the newbs are or follow any of the storylines unless I watch like 10,000 YT videos talking about everyone and their background and what storylines are going on. It’s just too much for me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just watch it on Hulu to limit your distractions. It won't take very long for you to become familiar with people. The announcers/replays will catch you up with all you need to know.

[DAMN iNATOR]

In retrospect, I was waffling back and forth until the last minute between Charlotte and Bayley and was leaning pretty heavily in favor of drafting Bayley, guess I just thought Charlotte’s connection to Flair might mean he had pulled some strings to get her more air/ring time, but I guess not.

Oh well, what’s done is done, no sense second-guessing myself now.

And NATURALLY, the 1/8 episode kicks off with Summer Rae v. Bayley...SON OF A BITCH.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I won't tell you who won, but yeah, you should have gotten Bayley.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So I see. Looks like Charlotte hasn’t even appeared since mid-November. Oh, well. Guess I’ll just shut up now and see if anyone else turns out big for me.

[Lock Jaw]

First page has been updated and is ready to go

[Lock Jaw]

I now have a reason to be happy when Jack Swagger has a singles math instead of Antonio Cesaro.

[KyleEmmott]

Thanks to Mike Adamle, we have a pretty good team. Sorry I couldn't have been her for the drafting, been so uncoveniently busy.

[Anybody Thrilla]

We're sorta like tag partners...but enemies. :mad:

[Anybody Thrilla]

That first post looks good. I'd rep you for it, but I'm out for 24 hours.

[Juan]

Team Juan
0 Points
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[Lock Jaw]

Updated for Monday Night Raw:

The Usos d. Bray Wyatt & Daniel Bryan w/Luke Harper & Erick Rowan... via DQ
John Cena d. Damien Sandow
The Big Show d. Jack Swagger w/Antonio Cesaro
The Shield d. CM Punk & The New Age Outlaws
AJ Lee & Tamina d. Dancing Fools
Kofi Kingston d. Randy Orton
Cody Rhodes & Goldust d. Ryback & Curtis Axel
Alberto Del Rio d. Rey Mysterio
The Usos d. Bray Wyatt & Daniel Bryan

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll make up ground on Smackdown...hopefully.

[Ultra Mantis]

Shouldn't I be on 500 points there?

[XL]

LOL.

[whiteyford]

Marathon not a sprint....or something equally uplifting.

[Lock Jaw]

Shouldn't I be on 500 points there?

You are. I don't know what you're talking about. :shifty:


Also, damn, at your NXT pick showing up on RAW literally the day this thing starts. That's like the jackpot if your NXT pick gets called up.

[James Steele]

John Cena was involved in the show and featured in a prominent segment involving physical contact. I believe I should get 50 points for John Cena.

[Lock Jaw]

You received points for John Cena wrestling. You only get "appearance" points if they don't actually wrestle on the show. Like Cesaro, Harper, and Rowan. All on the show, all "involved", but none actually rassled.

[James Steele]

Ok. Brie Bella and Mark Henry were seen backstage and reacted to what was happening. Gimme my 100 points.

[James Steele]

:shifty:

[Ermaximus]

So if Woods wrestles, and R-Truth stands outside the ring, I get 50 points?

[James Steele]

No.

[Lock Jaw]

So if Woods wrestles, and R-Truth stands outside the ring, I get 50 points?

Yeah. Only way you don't get points for an appearance is if it is a random "dude is just standing backstage as an extra"/"dude comes out to break up a fight as an extra"/"HHH makes the entire roster stand at the top of the ramp as extras"

[James Steele]

Brie and Mark were eating burritos and did a spit take. Gimme my 100 points.

[mike adamle]

Yeah. Only way you don't get points for an appearance is if it is a random "dude is just standing backstage as an extra"/"dude comes out to break up a fight as an extra"/"HHH makes the entire roster stand at the top of the ramp as extras"

So then The Miz will be getting points when he announces Main Event or SmackDown! then. Don't see how commentating isn't using a talent.

[Heisenberg]

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[XL]

So then The Miz will be getting points when he announces Main Event or SmackDown! then. Don't see how commentating isn't using a talent.


I'll say no points for commentary, unless it is guest commentary and serving some sort of storyline.

[mike adamle]

Yeah. Only way you don't get points for an appearance is if it is a random "dude is just standing backstage as an extra"/"dude comes out to break up a fight as an extra"/"HHH makes the entire roster stand at the top of the ramp as extras"

Commentating is more than that.

[Lock Jaw]

Fine then add "doing any sort of commentary that isn't just guest commentary on the show"

[XL]

Wait. I thought we set the rules before we started?

I could have picked JBL or Cole and banked a guaranteed 100 points from them every week.

Week One and somebody has already "Flash Funked" for a rule change :nono:

[Lock Jaw]

Rules haven't changed at all.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Don't see how commentating isn't using a talent.

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[Ermaximus]

Lock Jaw, I had an idea for the Rumble match itself. Each elimination one of your guys makes should net you an extra 25 points.

[XL]

Rules haven't changed at all.

Sorry. Got the wrong end of the stick. Thought you meant add it to the things that get points.

[Ermaximus]

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Brouge kicks a plenty in the Rumble Fella!

[Heisenberg]

I don't want him relegated to ADR feud duty, I actually dig Sheamus as a heel.

"The Abusive Alcholic" Sheamus who doesn't pay the bills, but has the skills

[Ermaximus]

Have him bury everyone, and I mean EVERYONE!

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for:

Main Event:
Kofi Kingston d. Curtis Axel
Damien Sandow d. Sin Cara
Bad News Barrett has some bad news for you
The Prime Time Players d. 3MB
Los Matadores d. 3MB
Ryback walks around

NXT:
HHH announces live special
Adrian Neville d. Tyler Breeze
CJ Parker d. Double J
Bo Dallas d. Mojo Rawley
Kofi Kingston d. Alexander Rusev

Superstars:
Xavier Woods w/R-Truth d. Brodus Clay
The Prime Time Players d. Drew McIntyre & Jinger Mahal w/Heath Slater

[Juan]

Woooooot

[James Steele]

#SuckMyBalls

[VSG]

Fuck Henry though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

THAT'S WHAT HE DOES

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for Smackdown:

The New Age Outlaws d. Cody Rhodes & Goldust
Big Show intimidates more old men
Rey Mysterio d. Alberto Del Rio
Some chicks fight, but forget them, Emma appears in the crowd and dances. AJ also is there with one of the chicks.
Bray Wyatt promo
The Bellas introduce Big E Langston d. Fandango
The Usos d. The Real Americans
CM Punk calls out The Shield & NAO w/Bonus Kane



Which brings us to...

WEEK ONE RESULTS
1) Lock Jaw: 1,200
2) Juan: 1,150
3) XL: 900
4) V-Steele-G: 850
4) DAMN iNATOR: 850
4) Ultra Mantis: 850
7) Ermaxenberg: 700
7) Anybody Thrilla: 700
7) Mike Emmotle: 700
10) whiteyford: 150

Lock Jaw and Juan break away slightly in the first week due to the awesome powers of The Usos. The rest of the pack is still close, though, and there are several ties going into week 2. Meanwhile whiteyford is still playing.


Also,

I have officially added Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and THE ANIMAL Batista to the Free Agents list.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would like to pick up a free agent. How do I do it?

[Lock Jaw]

Write here that you drop X member of your team and pick up Y member of the free agent pool.

[Heisenberg]

Give me Batista, drop R Truth

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh fuck, I could've done that instead of asking my faggoty ass question???

[Lock Jaw]

If it helps, Heisenberg already PMed me with his trade before that, I just told him he should put it in the thread.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, legit then.

I would like to get rid of Santino and add Billy Gunn for now.

Is there a limit to moves you can make?

[Lock Jaw]

I will say only one a week

[Ermaximus]

Give me Batista, drop R Truth

DUDE! Why would you drop him over Brodus??? Come on bro!

[Heisenberg]

I feel Brodus is due for a brighter future, R Truth is in a temporal rift of goodness. You can change it if you want

[Lock Jaw]

Could there be a rift forming already in Team Ermaxenberg?! Is there a split coming in the future?! Who will be the heel?!

[VSG]

Ermax, clearly. He has been heelish ever since BDC and Jayman left him for good.

[whiteyford]

Wooo I got points.

[Ermaximus]

Ermax, clearly. He has been heelish ever since BDC and Jayman left him for good.

Sorry, all the personalities in my head started to off each other a la Identity and this is all that's left.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Write here that you drop X member of your team and pick up Y member of the free agent pool.

OK, I'm going to fix one glaring flaw/mistake right now.

Team DAMN iNATOR has reached an agreement to release Charlotte. Team DAMN iNATOR wishes Charlotte the best in her future endeavors.

I'm replacing her with Bayley, whom I should've drafted in the first place.

[mike adamle]

I'm gonna drop The Miz and pick up the Road Dogg Jesse James.

[mike adamle]

And while I have the opportunity I'm gonna drop Natalya for R-Truth.

[Lock Jaw]

ONE A WEEK. Choose one or the other.

[mike adamle]

ok drop miz for road dogg

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for Monday Night Rare:

HHH introduces Batista, Batista eventually gives best return promo ever vs. Orton
The Shield d. Cody Rhodes, Goldust, & Big E Langston
Daniel Bryan speaks, Bray Wyatt responds
Fandango w/Summer Rae d. Xavier Woods w/R-Truth, also EMMAppearance
CM Punk d. Billy Gunn w/Road Dogg
Alberto Del Rio d. Rey Mysterio
Big Show & Lesnar yell and shove at each other
Funkadactyls d. AJ Lee & Tamina
The Usos d. Luke Harper & Erick Rowan
Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston... NO CONTEST following Cena ruining the match

[Juan]

Can I get a hot tub???

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for:

Main Event:
R-Truth w/Xavier Woods d. Damien Sandow
The Bellas d. Alicia Fox & Aksana
Alberto Del Rio d. Sin Cara

Superstars:
Brie Bella w/Nikki d. Alicia Fox w/Aksana
Sin Cara & Los Matadores d. 3MB

NXT
Adrian Neville d. A Cowboy
Alexander Rusev d. Xavier Woods, Sin Cara saves Woods after the match
Antonio Cesaro d. CJ Parker
Sami Zayn challenges Cesaro
The Miz gets slapped, no one cares
Natalya w/Bayley d. Summer Rae w/Sasha Banks
Enzo Amore & Colin Cassidy run afoul of Aiden English
Adrian Neville d. Bo Dallas in a challenge made by Three Hs.

Damn, Team V-Steele-G

[Juan]

All your points are belong to us!

[Ermaximus]

Needing some people on team Berg to start pulling their weight. Looking at you Sheamus, Batista, Brodus, and Paige. :mad:

[VSG]

Updated for:

Main Event:
R-Truth w/Xavier Woods d. Damien Sandow
The Bellas d. Alicia Fox & Aksana
Alberto Del Rio d. Sin Cara

Superstars:
Brie Bella w/Nikki d. Alicia Fox w/Aksana
Sin Cara & Los Matadores d. 3MB

NXT
Adrian Neville d. A Cowboy
Alexander Rusev d. Xavier Woods, Sin Cara saves Woods after the match
Antonio Cesaro d. CJ Parker
Sami Zayn challenges Cesaro
The Miz gets slapped, no one cares
Natalya w/Bayley d. Summer Rae w/Sasha Banks
Enzo Amore & Colin Cassidy run afoul of Aiden English
Adrian Neville d. Bo Dallas in a challenge made by Three Hs.

Damn, Team V-Steele-G

Hoping Jimmy Steele responds to my PM sooner than later though but still.. :cool:

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for Smackdown:

Big Show & Rey Mysterio d. The Real Americans
The Miz d. Brodus Clay while Bad News Barrett has some bad kneeews
AJ Lee w/Tamina d. Cameron w/Naomi
RybAxel d. Los Matadores
CM PUNK SPEAKS OUT >>>>!!! (www.zombo.com)
Erick Rowan & Luke Harper d. The Prime Time Players
Daniel Bryan confronts Bray Wyatt
Kofi Kingston d. Fandango w/Summer Rae Featuring an EMMAppearance
The Shield & The New Age Outlaws vs. The Rhodes Bros, The Usos, & Big E Langston... NO CONTEST and I ain't givin out points for appearing in the brawl

[Lock Jaw]

I have decreed:

For the Royal Rumble:

Participants will receive an automatic 50 points
The Winner of the Rumble will receive an extra 200 points. (250 total)
The Final Four will receive 100 extra points. (150 total)
The Longest Lasting and The Man With The Most Eliminations will receive an extra 50 points. (100 total)

[Lock Jaw]

Also, only eligible for one Rumble bonus. (EG, if your dude is in the final four and also the man with most eliminations or longest time, you will only receive points for being in the final four)

[Ermaximus]

Updated for SD, yet I seem to be lacking 250 points jerk!

[XL]

No points for eliminations? :(

[XL]

Also, SmackDown was pretty stacked this week.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for SD, yet I seem to be lacking 250 points jerk!

Don't know what you are talking about

[mike adamle]

I'd like to drop Natalya for R-Truth now if that's alright

[James Steele]

Drop Mark Henry
Pick Up Naomi

[XL]

Fuck. I was gonna drop Khali for Naomi after the Rumble.

[Lock Jaw]

Two trades will only come into effect on Monday, will not count for the Rumble tonight. May have some late results upcoming due to me working and missing the Rumble. So I will be a bit behind.

[XL]

All of Team XL were in the Rumble. Hopefully Rusev sticks around on the main roster.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This doesn't include Rumble updates yet, right?

[Lock Jaw]

Oh yeah, I should probably update this.

[Ermaximus]

We the people of the Berg Republic add The Mizanian and drop Boredus Clay.

[Heisenberg]

Fuck Brodus in his face. We're done with him

[Ermaximus]

Pretty bad when a jobbing D. Young gets more TV time than you Brodus.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for the Royal Rumble:

The New Age Outlaws d. Cody Rhodes & Goldust(c) to become the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD.
Bray Wyatt d. Daniel Bryan
Brock Lesnar d. The Big Show
Randy Orton(c) d. John Cena
Batista wins the Royal Rumble (Final four = Batista, CM Punk, Roman Reigns, Sheamus)

[Lock Jaw]

Which brings us to....

WEEK TWO RESULTS
1) Juan: 2,650 (:y: 1) (+1,500)
2) XL: 2,300 (:y: 1) (+1,400)
2) Lock Jaw: 2,300 (:n: 1) (+1,100)
4) Mike Emmotle: 2,050 (:y: 3) (+1,350)
5) V-Steele-G: 2,000 (:n: 1) (+1,150)
5) Ultra Mantis: 2,000 (:n: 1) (+1,150)
5) Anybody Thrilla: 2,000 (:y: 2) (+1,300)
8) DAMN iNATOR: 1,900 (:n: 4) (+1,050)
9) Ermaxenberg: 1,650 (:n: 2) (+950)
10) whiteyford: 1,000 (-) (+850)

Juan sneaks some points across the border and runs away with first place. XL and Lock Jaw are neck in neck for second, while mostly everybody is not far behind. whiteyford breaks 1,000!


I will update for RAW later tonight.

[Juan]

Dammit, Punk!

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:

HHH speaks out
The Real Americans d. Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara
Bad New Barrett has some BAD NEWS for you
R-Truth w/Xavier Woods d. Fandango w/Summer Rae, featuring an EMMAppearance
Randy Orton has a confrontation with Batista & Brrrock Lesnar
Dolph Ziggler d. The Miz
The Usos d. AxBack
Alberto Del Rio d. Kofi Kingston
The New Age Outlaws(c) vs. The Brotherhood.... NO CONTEST
The Funkadactyls & The Bellas d. AJ Lee, Tamina, Aksana, & Alicia Fox
Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, and John Cena d. The Shield... via DQ after Wyatt Happens

[whiteyford]

whiteyford breaks 1,000!


It's the taking part that counts or something.

[Lock Jaw]

Sorry for the lateness guys, had a very busy week.

Updated for:

Main Event:
Alberto Del Rio d. R-Truth
Natalya d. Tamina w/AJ Lee. Funkadactyls also appear, as do Alicia Fox, Aksana, and the Bellas in a segment before the match.
Big E Langston & The Usos d. 3MB

Superstars:
Natalya d. Summer Rae
Los Matadores d. Drew McIntyre & Jinder Mahal w/Heath Slater

NXT:
The Ascension d. Some Dudes
Corey Graves d. Camacho
Antonio Cesaro Speaks Out
Bayley w/Natalya d. Sasha Banks w/Summer Rae & Charlotte
Tyler Breeze d. Colin Cassidy when Aiden English provides the distraction
The Miz d. CJ Parker
Sami Zayn Speaks Out
Adrian Neville signs a contract
Bo Dallas d. Danny Burch

Smackdown:
HHH makes The Shield vs. The Wyatts
Antonio Cesaro d. Dolph Ziggler
Fandango w/Summer Rae d. Xavier Woods w/R-Truth & Funkadactyls featuring an EMMAppearance
AxBack d. The Prime Time Players
Alexander Rusev promo
Christian d. Jack Swagger
Kofi Kingston d. Damien Sandow
Cody Rhodes w/Goldust d. Road Dogg w/Billy Gunn
The Wyatt Family Speaks Out
The Shield d. Sheamus, Rey Mysterio, & Daniel Bryan

[Lock Jaw]

Which brings us to...

WEEK THREE RESULTS
1) Juan: 3,500 (-) (+850)
2) Lock Jaw: 3,350 (-) (+1,050)
3) Ultra Mantis: 3,100 (:y: 2) (+1,100)
4) XL: 3,000 (:n: 2) (+700)
5) Anybody Thrilla: 2,950 (-) (+950)
6) V-Steele-G: 2,900 (:n: 1) (+900)
7) Mike Emmotle: 2,850 (:n: 3) (+800)
8) DAMN iNATOR: 2,800 (-) (+900)
9) Ermaxenberg: 2,300 (-) (+650)
10) whiteyford: 1,800 (-) (+800)


For the first time in the game, there are no ties, though some are dangerously close. Juan manages to hold onto first, but Lock Jaw closes the gap some.... while a new challenger appears! Ultra Mantis leaps over some heads and is also threatening to take the crown. We are still at the point where one good/bad week can make or break a team, though. Anything can still happen. whiteyford almost DOUBLED his score this week!

[Juan]

Dunno what to do about this Punk situation. Think I'm gonna hold on to him for now and see how it all plays out

[whiteyford]

Wanna swap Kidd for Cameron.

[XL]

Drop Khali
Pick up Tamina

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:

HHH Makes Some Matches
The Shield d. Rey Mysterio, Big E Langston, & Kofi Kingston
Bad News Barrett has some Bad News for you
Christian d. Jack Swagger w/Antonio Cesaro
The New Age Outlaws(c) d. The Rhodes Bros.
Titus O'Neil d. Zack Ryder, Miz turns heel again or something
Emma w/Santino beats Summer Rae w/Fandango in a dance competition
Sheamus d. Curtis Axel w/Ryback
Alberto Del Rio Confronts Bautista
The Wyatt Family d. Dolph Ziggler, R-Truth, & Xavier Woods
Alexander Rusev promo
Naomi w/Cameron d. Aksana w/Alicia Fox while AJ Lee w/Tamina does commentary
Daniel Bryan d. Randy Orton

[Anybody Thrilla]

Makin' moves, makin' moves, makin' million dollar moves...

[Ultra Mantis]

Christian is a hero.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for:

Main Event:
The Miz d. Fandango w/Summer Rae. Featuring an EMMAppearance and Santino on commentary
Alberto Del Rio d. Zack Ryder
Big E Langston d. Curtis Axel

Superstars:
Tamina d. Natalya
Los Matadores & The Usos d. CURT HAWKINS and 3MB

NXT:
Alexander Rusev d. Sin Cara & His Mood Lighting
Emma d. Alicia Fox
Summer Rae, Sasha Banks, Charlotte, Natalya, & Bayley mix it up afterwards
Mason Ryan d. Sylvester LeFort
Tyson Kidd d. Aiden English due to Colin Cassidy's distraction
Adrian Neville d. Corey Graves
Bo Dallas enters, HHH announces Ladder Match stip

[Juan]

Shit

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for Smackdown:

Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns w/Seth Rollins d. Kofi Kingston & Dolph Ziggler
Sheamus d. Ryback w/Curtis Axel
Alberto Del Rio Speaks Out!
Daniel Bryan d. Antonio Cesaro w/Jack Swaggie
AJ Lee w/Tamina d. Nikki Bella w/Brie Bella
Titus O'Neil Speaks Out, Gets attacked by D-Young.
Bray Wyatt w/The Other Two d. Goldust w/Cody Rhodes
Randy Orton d. Christian

[Lock Jaw]

Which brings us to...

WEEK FOUR RESULTS
1) Ultra Mantis: 4,500 (:y: 2) (+1,400)
2) Lock Jaw: 4,250 (-) (+900)
3) Juan: 4,200 (:n: 2) (+700)
4) XL: 4,050 (-) (+1,050)
5) Mike Emmottle: 3,800 (:y: 2) (+950)
5) Anybody Thrilla: 3,800 (-) (+850)
7) DAMN iNATOR: 3,600 (:y: 1) (+800)
8) V-Steele-G: 3,550 (:n: 2) (+650)
9) Ermaxenberg: 3,100 (-) (+800)
10) whiteyford: 2,450 (-) (+650)


The boyhood dream has come true for Ultra Mantis! After an excellent week, he jumps himself to first place! While Juan can't keep it up, and slides down to a close third, with XL threatening to rise as well! There are some more interesting match ups happening in the mid-card, and whiteyford continues to warm up the crowd.

[James Steele]

Drop Triple H for Mark Henry

[Lock Jaw]

Dammit. I forgot to trade for Mark Henry. I swear I was going to do it, but then I did up the results and I guess... I forgot.

[Juan]

Drop Punk for Undertaker :-\

[Ultra Mantis]

I credit my current success to CM Punk, Primo and Whiteyford's consistently awful draft picks.

[whiteyford]

Summer Rae was a smart pick...also fuck you!

[Ermaximus]

LOL Whiteyford!

[James Steele]

Drop Naomi
Add Triple H

[whiteyford]

That lasted 3 days, well played Steele.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:
The Big Show acts as walking stick for Betty White
HHH gives Daniel Bryan the night off
The Wyatt Family d. The Brotherhood & Rey Mysterio
Fandango w/Summer Rae d. Santino Marella w/Emma, Miz is Mizgruntled
Christian & Sheamus d. The Real Americans
Alberto Del Rio d. Dolph Ziggler
Batista delivers the BATISTA BOMB
The Usos d. RybAxel w/The New Age Outlaws on commentary
Dean Ambrose(c) w/Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins vs. Mark Henry... No Contest
Cameron & The Bellas d. FoxSana & AJ Lee w/Tamina
Alexander Rusev promo
John Cena d. Randy Orton

[Heisenberg]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_large/public/talent/profile/2013/11/kane_1_full_20131118.png sweet Corporate Kane cutout

[mike adamle]

Drop R-Truth
Add Jinder Mahal

[Lock Jaw]

Sorry for the lateness, gents. Had a busy week. Only got the chance to catch up with all my rassling today.

Updated for:

Main Event:
The Wyatt Family d. Sin Cara & Los Matadores
Natalya d. Aksana
Big E d. Drew McIntyre w/Jinder Mahal
Big E d. Jinder Mahal

Superstars:
Natalya d. Tamina
Big E d. Drew McIntyre w/Jinder Mahal

NXT:

Emma, Bayley, & Natalya d. Sasha Banks, Summer Rae, & Alicia Fox w/Charlotte
Aiden English d. Colin Cassidy
Sami Zayn challenges Antonio Cesaro, HHH makes it official
CJ Parker d. Some Guy
Luke Harper & Erick Rowan w/Bray Wyatt d. Some Dudes

Smackdown:
The Shield d. Sheamus, Christian, & Daniel Bryan
Jack Swagger d. Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston, & Mark Henry w/ Big E on commentary
Bad New Barrett has some BAD NEWS for you.... and a sweet new podium
The Brotherhood & The Usos d. The New Age Outlaws & AxBack
Alexander Rusev promo
Darren Young d. Damien Sandow, Titus O'Neil with the attack afterwards
The Miz d. Fandango w/Summer Rae after distraction by Santino & Emma
Cesaro d. Orton

[Lock Jaw]

Which brings us to...

WEEK FIVE RESULTS
1) Ultra Mantis: 5,600 (-) (+1,100)
2) Lock Jaw: 5,250 (-) (+1,000)
2) Juan: 5,250 (:y: 1) (+1,050)
4) mike adamle: 5,100 (:y: 1) (+1,300)
5) XL: 4,950 (:n: 1) (+900)
6) Anybody Thrilla: 4,750 (:n: 1) (+950)
7) DAMN iNATOR: 4,450 (-) (+850)
8) V-Steele-G: 4,250 (-) (+700)
9) Ermaxenberg: 4,000 (-) (+900)
10) whiteyford: 3,250 (-) (+800)


Things are heating up in the WWE Pool! Ultra Mantis manages to hold onto the World Title for another week, but Juan and Lock Jaw are duking it out to see who his next challenger will be! Meanwhile, mike adamle rises from the ranks as he hops on Big E's massive entertaining breasts and defeats XL for the Intercontinental Championship. XL is ready for a rematch, and Anybody Thrilla is positioning himself to be next in line for a shot. Meanwhile, DAMN iNATOR and V-Steele-G are trying to break up into the mid-card, hopefully to challenge for the IC title down the line. Meanwhile, whitey continues to be held down by Ermaxenberg, but many are rooting for the scrappy underdog to somehow come back and make things interesting for Ermaxenberg.

[Lock Jaw]

Also,


I hereby drop Heath Slater and pick up Natalya.


(*Cue giant Heath Slater push)

[mike adamle]

You forgot to add Big E's 2nd victory on Main event against Jinder Mahal w/ Drew McIntyre!

[Lock Jaw]

I had it

[Lock Jaw]

Wait, against Jinger Mahal? The results I read did not have that. I will need to investigate further.

[Lock Jaw]

Upon further review, it did in fact happen... which means... the boyhood dream has come true for mike adamle!

[XL]

Bath turds.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:

Daniel Bryan d. Christian
Daniel Bryan d. Kane... via DQ
Fandango w/Summer Rae d. Santino Marella w/Emma
Roman Reigns w/The Other Two d. Mark Henry
The Brotherhood plugs WWE Lego, Bad News Barrett has some bad news
Jack Swagger d. Kofi Kingston
Big E d. Jinder Mahal & Drew McIntyre
Alexander Rusev promo
John Cena d. Cesaro
HHH, Batista, Alberto backstage
Titus O'Neil Speaks Out
The Wyatt Family d. Los Matadores & Sin Cara
Jey Uso w/Jimmy d. Billy Gunn w/Road Dogg
Randy Orton vs Sheamus.... NO CONTEST

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, I am slipping....

[Ultra Mantis]

My entire team made RAW, that must be a historic event in the Unjuanctioned WWE Pool.

[Juan]

Drop Undertaker for Hulk Hogan....?

[Lock Jaw]

Ehhhhh.... I'll allow it.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for:

Main Event:
The Shield d. Los Matadores & Sin Cara
Cameron d. Aksana (w/Alicia Fox)
Bad News Barrett has some BAD NEWS for you
Kofi Kingston (w/Mark Henry for some reason) d. Curtis Axel (w/Ryback).... VIA DQ

Superstars:
Cody Rhodes (w/Goldust) d. Curtis Axel (w/Ryback)
Natalya & The Bellas d. Eva Marie, Summer Rae, & Tamina

NXT:
The Ascension d. Some Dudes
Emma (w/Bayley) d. Summer Rae (w/Sasha Banks & Charlotte)
Sami Zayn & Antonio Cesaro Speak Out
Adrian Neville d. Tyler Breeze
Bo Dallas smiles

Smackdown:
Daniel Bryan d. Jack Swagger
Daniel Bryan d. Cesaro... VIA DQ after Kane Attack (Big E seen in the back beating on Swagger)
The Wyatt Family d. The Brotherhood & Rey Mastrio
Emma (w/Santino) beat Summer Rae (w/Fandango) in a dance off
Alexander Rusev promo
Dolph Ziggler d. Titus O'Neil after the Darren Young distraction
Jimmy Uso (w/Jey) d. Road Dogg (w/Billy)
Sheamus d. Christian

[Lock Jaw]

That damn Daniel Bryan and his wrestling multiple times a night to try to make people forget CM Punk....

[Juan]

www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_profile/public/talent/profile/2012/02/hulkhogan_1_full.png

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for No Escape:


The Brotherhood d. RybAxel
Big E(c) d. Jack Swagger
Bad New Barrett has some BAD NEWS
The New Age Outlaws(c) d. The Usos
Titus O'Neil d. Darren Young
The Wyatt Family d. The Shield
Cameron d. AJ Lee(c) w/Tamina.... VIA DQ
Santino, Emma, Great Khali, & Los Matadores plug some lego
Boo-tista d. Alberto Del Rio
Randy Orton(c) d. Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Christian, Cesaro, & John Cena

[Lock Jaw]

Which brings us to...

WEEK SIX RESULTS
1) Ultra Mantis: 7,600 (-) (+2,000)
2) Lock Jaw: 6,950 (-) (+1,700)
3) mike adamle: 6,650 (:y: 1) (+1,550)
4) Anybody Thrilla: 6,500 (:y: 2) (+1,750)
5) Juan: 6,250 (:n: 3) (+1,000)
6) XL: 5,900 (:n: 1) (+950)
7) V-Steele-G: 5,250 (:y: 1) (+1,000)
8) DAMN iNATOR: 5,200 (:n: 1) (+750)
9) Ermaxenberg: 5,150 (-) [color=red](+1,150)
10) whiteyford: 4,350 (-) (+1,100)

Ultra Mantis powers up his cheat codes and runs away with first place. Lock Jaw has solidified second place once again, but is still 650 points away from first. Juan, meanwhile, who was tied for second.... has a bad week. Juan plummets to fifth place as mike adamle and Anybody Thrilla both climb over him. Juan will need to fight back hard in the coming week.

V-Steele-G, DAMN iNATOR, and Ermaxenberg are stuck in a close battle with each other... one that whiteyford hopes desperately to join.

[James Steele]

Fuck...

[Juan]

Shit...

[James Steele]

Piss...

[Ermaximus]

Wouldn't I get +50 for Miz being part of that panel crap last night with Henry and Rey?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nice

[Lock Jaw]

Wouldn't I get +50 for Miz being part of that panel crap last night with Henry and Rey?

Nah, never give points for the panel

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:
Hulk Hogan comes out, says "brother", "dude", "jack", and "WWE Network"
Alberto Del Rio d. Batista after Orton distraction
Big E d. Cesaro w/Jack Swagger.... VIA DQ
John Cena confronts the Wyatt Family
Sheamus d. Christian
Daniel Bryan seen yelling at Three Haitches "earlier today"
Daniel Bryan d. Kane
Emma w/Santino d. Summer Rae w/Fandangoo
The Usos d. The New Age Outlaws
Bray Wyatt d. Roman Reigns... VIA DQ after Shield/Wyatt brawl
Brock Lesnar and Undertaker FACE TO FACE

[Juan]

Drop hogan for Punk

[Lock Jaw]

Have had a crazy work schedule as of late... Have a day off tomorrow (maybe) that I can update this.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Drop Bad News Barrett, Acquire Kane

[XL]

Is it one swap per week allowed? Looks like my team could do with a major overhaul.

[Lock Jaw]

I had previously said one a week... I'm gonna throw that out the window now and just say one per 24 hours...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nah, never give points for the panel

Even if the panel shows up on TV?

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for:

Main Event:
The Brotherhood & Los Matadores & El Torito d. 3MB & RybAxel
Alicia Fox & Aksana d. Natalya & Eva Marie
Bad News Barrett has some BAD NEWS
Darren Young d. Titus O'Neil
Sin Cara d. Damien Sandow

Superstars:
Kofi Kingston d. Damien Sandow
The Brotherhood & Los Matadores d. RyBaxel & Jinder Mahal & Drew McIntyre w/Heath Slater

NXT Arrival:
Triple H asks if we are ready
Cesaro d. Sami Zayn
Mojo Rawley d. CJ Parker
The Ascension(c) d. Too Cool
Paige(c) d. Emma
Xavier Woods vs. Tyler Breeze... NO CONTEST via Rusev
Adrian Neville d. Bo Dallas(c)

Smackdown:
The Real Americans d. Big E & Mark Henry
Sheamus d. Alberto Del Rio.... via DQ after Christian intervention
Batista d. Dolph Ziggler
Wyatts/Shield confrontation
AJ Lee(c) w/Tamina d. Cameron
Daniel Bryan & The Usos d. Kane & The New Age Outlaws

[Juan]

Fuckin A

[Ultra Mantis]

That damn Uso could ruin everything!

[Ultra Mantis]

Real happy for Juan's Uso though.

[whiteyford]

I swear, I thought Ziggler would get mad appearance points, fuckin' doghouses.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:

Paul Heyman sits cross legged, BAHROCK LESNAR conquers Mark Henry and several monitors.
The Usos d. The New Age Outlaws(c)
Big E d. Cesaro.... VIA DQ
The Wyatt Family d. The Shield
Emma & Santino Marella d. Fandango & Summer Rae
Sheamus d. Christian
The Bella Twins d. FoxSana
Dolph Ziggler w/Jesse Pinkman d. Alberto Del Rio
Big E d. Jack Swagger.... VIA DQ!
John Cena Speaks Out
Alexander Rusev and Lana Speak Out
Daniel Bryan d. Batista... VIA DQ after Orton Interferes, HHH/Kane/Steph stand over Bryan's corpse.

Main Event:
Daniel Bryan d. Kane
Nikki Bella w/The Other One d. Alicia Fox w/Aksana
The Usos(c) d. Los Matadore, while New Age Outlaws on commentary

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for,

SOOOOOUUUUUUPERSTARS:
Titus O’Neil d. Zack Ryder
Los Matadores d. RybAxel

NXT:
Adrian Neville d. Camacho..... Bo Dallas Speaks Out afterwards
Charlotte w/Sasha Banks d. Emma
Corey Graves d. The Mythical Yoshi Tatsu... VIA COUNTOUT, Sami Zayn for the save after
Adam Rose d. Some Dude
Sami Zayn d. Corey Graves

Smackdown:
Christian d. Dolph Ziggler
The Usos d. RybAxel
Natalya & Eva Marie d. AJ Lee & Tamina
The Shield has a Summit
Sheamus d. Alberto Del Rio
Big E d. Jack Swagger w/Cesaro
The Wyatt Family Speaks Out
Alexander Rusev promo
Daniel Bryan & The Big Show d. Batista & Kane

[Lock Jaw]

Just realized I didn't do one of these things for week seven... so all figures (moves up/down and amount of points added) are for two weeks.


WEEK EIGHT RESULTS
1) Ultra Mantis: 10,500 (-) (+2,900)
2) Lock Jaw: 9,300 (-) (+2,350)
3) mike adamle: 8,500 (-) (+1,850)
4) Anybody Thrilla: 8,250 (-) (+1,750)
5) Juan: 8,050 (-) (+1,800)
6) XL: 7,150 (-) (+1,250)
7) Ermaxenberg: 6,800 (:y: 2) (+1,650)
8) V-Steele-G: 6,550 (:n: 1) (+1,300)
9) DAMN iNATOR: 6,400 (:n: 1) (+1,200)
10) whiteyford: 5,800 (-) (+1,450)

A lot has changed in two weeks! On the bottom, at least. The top remains fairly entrenched in their spots. Ultra Mantis, the heartless jezebelle that he is, callously breaks 10,000. Juan is still threatening to sneak back to at least third, climbing on The Uso's backs to do it.

Ermaxenberg rises above hate and passes V-Steele-G and DAMN iNATOR, but both teams look for revenge.

whiteyford manages to close the gap between him and ninth place by 250 points, but still has a ways to go.

[Lock Jaw]

Also... I think I will drop Konnor for ADAM ROSE. Konnor is a champ... but with no tag division, he barely appears.... I been missing out on NXT points.


(Naturally now Adam Rose will disappear and a tag division will appear from nowhere)

[Lock Jaw]

Also, come on Orton... you are WWE World Heavyweight Champion.... rassle or something.... or at the very least appear on both shows like you used to....

[XL]

Is the list of available talent in post #1 up to date?

[Lock Jaw]

Perhaps. Pretty easy to see if another team has a guy you want, though.

[Ultra Mantis]

I regret nothing.

[whiteyford]

I regret a few things, surprisingly not the Divas.

[mike adamle]

Drop Road Dogg
Add Santino Marella

[Ultra Mantis]

Fernando is such a huge points sink just sat there on the bench.

Huge points sink.

[Lock Jaw]

You should probably drop Daniel Bryan so you can pick him up

[Ultra Mantis]

Probably, not going to though. I'm sure I will be kicking myself when Fernando unexpectedly unifies all the titles next month.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:

John Cena w/Hulk Hogan d. Erick Rowan w/The Other Two
The Usos d. RybAxel w/New Age Outlaws on commentree
Big E d. Jack Swagger w/Cesaro
Undertaker walks and Paul Heyman talks
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns w/Dean Ambrose d. The Brotherhood
The Bella Twins d. AJ Lee & Tamina w/Natalya on commentary
Daniel Bryan Occupies RAW, HHH is ANGRY, Damien Sandow tries to have a match but gives up
Sheamus d. Christian
Alexander Rusev promo
Daniel Bryan & Big Show d. Batista & Randy Orton

[Lock Jaw]

Ultra Mantis, I think you should reconsider dropping Daniel Bryan.... dude going nowhere fast...

[XL]

Drop Rey
Pick Fernando

[XL]

*A-hem*

[Ultra Mantis]

Slack Jaw

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah... been dropping the ball.... have had a crazy schedule lately...

Someone link me to that one site where you can easily find rassling results from shows.

[VSG]

TPWW.net

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for:

Last week's Main Event:
Los Matadores d. RyBaxel
AJ Lee(c) w/Tamina d. Natalya
Santino and Emma go out on a date
Dean Ambrose(c) w/The Other Two d. Mark Henry

Last Week's Superstars:
Alberto Del Rio d. Sin Cara
Dolph Ziggler d. Fandango w/Summer Rae

Last Week's NXT:
Paige d. Sasha Banks w/Charlotte.... Natalya out for the save afterwards
Sami Zayn Speaks Out
Mojo Rawley Speaks Out
The Ascension d. Some Dudes
Mason Ryan d. Some Dude
Bayley interrupted backstage by the BFFs
Alexander Rusev w/Lana d. Xavier Woods.... w/special appearance by Tyler Breeze
Adrian Neville Speaks Out
Bo Dallas d. Colin Cassady

Last Week's Smackdown:
Triple H Speaks Out
Seth Rollins w/The Other Two d. Damien Sandow
Big E d. Fandango w/Summer Rae
The Brotherhood d. The Real Americans, Usos with the save post-match
Bray Wyatt w/The Other Two d. Kofi Kingston
Nikki Bella w/Brie d. Tamina w/AJ Lee
Dolph Ziggler d. Alberto Del Rio
Big Show d. Kane

[Lock Jaw]

WEEK NINE RESULTS
1) Ultra Mantis: 11,550 (-) (+1,050)
2) Lock Jaw: 10,300 (-) (+1,000)
3) mike adamle: 9,150 (+650)
4) Juan: 8,750 (:y: 1) (+700)
5) Anybody Thrilla: 8,700 (:n: 1) (+450)
6) XL: 8,500 (-) (+1,350)
7) DAMN iNATOR: 7,500 (:y: 2) (+1,100)
8) Ermaxenberg: 7,450 (:n: 1) (+650)
9) V-Steele-G: 7,300 (:n: 1) (+750)
10) whiteyford: 6,350 (-) (+550)

THING HAPPENED LAST WEEK!


I will update for this week later today....

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:
Batista/Orton/HHH Speak Out
The Real Americans d. The Usos
Bad News Barrett has some BAD NEWS
Sheamus d. Titus O'Neil.... Christian on Commentary
John Cena and The Wyatts Speak Out
Daniel Bryan d. Randy Orton
Paul Heyman Speaks Out
Goldust w/Cody Rhodes d. Fandango w/Summer Rae
Kane calls out Jerry Lawler, gets taken out by The Shield
Cameron & Naomi d. AJ Lee & Tamina
Big Show, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, & Big E d. RyBaxel, Alberto Del Rio, & Damien Sandow
Bray Wyatt d. Kofi Kingston
Triple H beats down Daniel Bryan

Main Event:
The Brotherhood d. The Real Americans
Cameron & Naomi d. Layla & Alicia Fox
Big Show d. Titus O'Neil
Paul Heyman Speaks Out, Undertaker appears

Superstars:
Natalya d. Alicia Fox
R-Truth & Xavier Woods d. Drew McIntyre & Jinder Mahal w/Heath Slater

NXT:
Mojo Rawley d. Bull Dempsey
CJ Parker Speaks Out
Tyler Breeze vs Sami Zayn doesn't get started after Corey Graves attacks Zayn
Adam Rose d. Camacho
Bayley w/Natalya d. Sasha Banks w/Charlotte
Sheamus d. Aiden English

Smackdown:
Kane Speaks Out
Fernando w/Diego d. Fandango w/Summer Rae
Dolph Ziggler d. Damien Sandow
3MB vs. RybAxel vs. The Real Americans vs. The Shield went to an awkward no contest when Kane shows up and the ref decides to throw everything out. New Age Outlaws help to beat down The Shield.
Miz TV ends with a brawl between Miz, Big Show, Big E, Mark Henry, Sheamus, Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Kofi Kingston, Alberto Del Rio, Titus O'Neil
Alberto Del Rio d. Big E
Santino and Emma backstage
The Bella Twins d. Natalya & Summer Rae
Alexander Rusev PNEUMONIA
John Cena d. Luke Harper w/The Other Two

[Lock Jaw]

Which finally brings us into the present and...

WEEK TEN RESULTS
1) Ultra Mantis: 12,200 (-) (+650)
2) Lock Jaw: 11,600 (-) (+1,300)
3) mike adamle: 9,850 (-) (+700)
4) Anybody Thrilla: 9,600 (:y: 1) (+900)
5) Juan: 9,450 (:n: 1) (+700)
6) XL: 9,400 (-) (+900)
7) DAMN iNATOR: 8,200 (-) (+700)
8) V-Steele-G: 8,050 (:y: 1) (+750)
9) Ermaxenberg: 8,000 (:n: 1) (+550)
10) whiteyford: 7,350 (-) (+1,000)

Ultra Mantis still sits pretty in first place, but Lock Jaw manages to close the gap to 600 points this week. Ultra Mantis can't afford to get complacent now, he should definitely trade Daniel Bryan for someone better immediately.

Meanwhile, an interesting battle is shaping up in the mid card between mike adamle, ABT, Juan, and XL. All are fairly close to each other, and all want to position themselves on top of the others.

In the low card, a good battle is shaping up between DAMN iNATOR, V-Steele-G, and Ermaximus... but they had best not get cocky because whiteyford is still closing that gap... only 650 points now remain for him and his dream of reaching ninth place. Can he overcome the odds and pull off the upset?

[Ultra Mantis]

If Daniel Bryan is the weak link again hopefully he becomes the tag team champions so I can take back some points from those Uso guys.

[whiteyford]

Summer Rae picking up dbl points on smackdown, no if only she would start winning matches.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for RAW:

Steph comes out and screeches, Randy Orton comes out and says words, Batista comes out and tells everyone to DEAL WITH IT.
Christian d. Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus, & Alberto Del Rio.... with Big E sitting at ringside!
The Wyatts Speak Out
Sin Cara w/Scooby Doo d. Damien Sandow
Los Matadores d. RybAxel.... The Shield for the beatdown afterwards
Triple H Speaks Out
Cody Rhodes w/Goldust d. Fandango w/Summer Rae
Hulk Hogan & Guests are interrupted by The Miz
The Big Show d. Titus O'Neil
John Cena vs Luke Harper... NO CONTEST due to SHEEP MASK
Naomi d. AJ Lee(c)... VIA CUNTOUT
Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose d. The Real Americans..... Kane and The Outlaws suit up after the match
Brock Lesnar watches The Undertaker's latest illusion

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't add points for random divas coming out on the top of the ramp... you have a problem... DEAL WITH IT

[whiteyford]

Naomi accompanied by Cameron right?

[whiteyford]

Lock Jaw screwing me out of points every chance he gets, or possibly this once, and probably more of an oversight or something, ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA or something.

[Lock Jaw]

If you had visited the first page you would have seen you got points for Cameron.

[whiteyford]

That seems like a lot of work.

[Ultra Mantis]

Really hope Daniel Bryan can overcome the odds with this weak link thing he has going on. Glad I have Diego to keep me in the running.

[Ermaximus]

Scooby Doo seems like the top rated free agent right now.

[whiteyford]

Not gonna lie, was probably the only person genuinely excited to see him on Raw because I knew Sin Cara would get the W.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for:

Main Event:
Dolph Ziggler d. Sheamus & Alberto Del Rio
Summer Rae, Layla, Alicia Fox, Aksana, & Tamina d. Natalya, Eva Marie, Emma, Naomi, & Cameron…. with AJ Lee on commentary
Bad News Barrett has some BAD NEWS
Big E(c) d. Dolph Ziggler

NXT:
Mojo Rawley d. CJ Parker
Tyler Breeze d. Xavier Woods
Corey Graves d. Yoshi Tatsu
Natalya w/Old Man d. Charlotte w/Sasha Banks.... VIA DQ
Adrian Neville(c) d. Bo Dallas

Superstars:
Emma d. Summer Rae w/Fandango
R-Truth & Xavier Woods d. Drew McIntyre & Jinder Mahal w/Heath Slater

[Lock Jaw]

Ladies and gentlemen.... whiteyford... IS CURRENTLY IN EIGHTH PLACE! Dreams do come true in the WWE Pool!!

[Lock Jaw]

So proud of him... :'(

[whiteyford]

The boyhood dream has come true.

[Lock Jaw]

Updated for Smackdown:

Batista and Triple H Speak Out
Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins w/Roman Reigns d. Jinder Mahal & Drew McIntyre w/Heath Slater
Korporate Kane takes action
Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins d. RybAxel
Sin Cara d. Damien Sandow
Fandango w/Summer Rae d. Goldust
Sheamus d. Batista... VIA DQ
The Bellas d. AJ Lee & Tamina
Emma and Santino Date Night
Jack Swagger w/Cesaro d. Jimmy Uso w/Jey Uso
Mark Henry d. The Miz
Bray Wyatt w/The Other Two d. The Big Show

[Lock Jaw]

Which brings us to.... ! !

WEEK ELEVEN
1) Ultra Mantis: 13,450 (-) (+1,250)
2) Lock Jaw: 12,250 (-) (+650)
3) mike adamle: 10,850 (-) (+1,000)
4) XL: 10,400 (:y: 2) (+1,000)
5) Juan: 10,350 (-) (+900)
6) Anybody Thrilla: 10,250 (:n: 2) (+650)
7) DAMN iNATOR: 9,400 (-) (+1,200)
8) V-Steele-G: 8,750 (-) (+700)
9) whiteyford: 8,700 (:y: 1) (+1,350)
9) Ermaxenberg: 8,700 (-) (+700)

An interesting week! Ultra Mantis manages to pull away again as Lock Jaw has a less than stellar week. mike adamle still sits in third, but the fourth, fifth, and sixth place teams are still definitely in position to make a move. XL has moved up over his rivals and hopes to take it to adamle.

Meanwhile... WHITEYFORD has the best week of the bunch... and when all is said and done... he sits in a tie for ninth place with Ermaxenberg! While V-Steele-G and eighth place is just 50 points away! This just turned into a hot angle between these three teams!

[James Steele]

Holy hot f*ck me like a stick of bamboo.

[whiteyford]

This has summer blockbuster written all over it, I will either be played by Ryan Gosling, Bruce Campbell or one of Will Smiths many children.

[mike adamle]

I guess I'll drop Santino for Road Dogg again, Santino wasn't the point getter I thought he would be.

[Ultra Mantis]

This has summer blockbuster written all over it, I will either be played by Ryan Gosling, Bruce Campbell or one of Will Smiths many children.

Surely you would be portrayed by Ewan McGregor, Mel Gibson or another Scottish actor.