MONDAY NIGHT RAW - TPWW is back from the dead + Iginfest shagged a bird thread

[slik]

Welcome back Tpww'rs. Tonight on MONDAY NIGHT RAW the build to the title unification continues.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE!


*Congrats to Iginfest as well

[Heisenberg]

I feel like we are due for an Old School Themed RAW. I miss that stuff. You better ha watch out nah

[parkmania]

Who cares about the title unification? We've got more important things to build up to - THE SLAMMYS!

[ClockShot]

Gonna hang with this for 2 hours, then it's over to The Blacklist.

[Poit]

CM Punk: Something, something, douchebags.

*cue Stephanie's music*

[Poit]

Hey, they're finally having Kane do something!

[Cool King]

Kane wearing purple.

I think this is the first time I've ever seen Kane wear a colour other than red, black and yellow.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

A little bit behind but IT'S PROMOING TIME!!!!!

[Corndad]

Love Kane in this role. Don't care what anyone else thinks. It's different and I like it.

[ClockShot]

That ain't Kane. That's Hawk from American Gladiators.

[Cool King]

Punk/Kane at TLC or Shield/Punk?

[Cool King]

Ah, it was the latter.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kane being all calm and soft spoken seems really weird.

[ClockShot]

Swerve. Punk & The Shield reunite and take down The Authority.

[Cool King]

Basically, "what should we call the new title?"

[Poit]

King: There's never been anything like this before!

His memory apparently doesn't go back 12 years?

[Cool King]

The word "Epic" gets thrown around a lot.

It gets used for everything these days. Everything is "Epic".

[ClockShot]

Jericho was just plain "Undisputed Champion" right?

[GD]

Michael Cole assuring the audience that there will be a clear ending to the World title match at TLC.

[Cool King]

Jericho was just plain "Undisputed Champion" right?

Well, "WWF Undisputed Champion" but yeah, you're right.

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho was just plain "Undisputed Champion" right?

Think so but Wikipedia says the belt was actually called the Undisputed WWF/WWE Championship.

[ClockShot]

Zigs going from World Heavyweight Champ earlier in the year to what could be an IC title run at the end of the year.

Wrap your head around that one.

[Cool King]

Everyone is a great competitor in the mind of Langston.

[Cool King]

I thoroughly look forward to seeing Sandow as Intercontinental Champion.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahaha Skip It.

[slik]

King: There's never been anything like this before!

His memory apparently doesn't go back 12 years?

If the 'memory' is too old for carpet he isn't interested.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Tough loss for <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler">@HEELZiggler</a>. Maybe he should have worn my shirt again. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Raw&amp;src=hash">#Raw</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/statuses/407681457482526720">December 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

http://s23.postimg.org/caa9sh6iz/wwe.png

[ClockShot]

WATCH TOTAL DIVAS!

[Corndad]

The heck was that pin?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Zigs going from World Heavyweight Champ earlier in the year to what could be an IC title run at the end of the year.

Wrap your head around that one.

Not even that now. Wrap your head around that.

[Cool King]

Yay Natalya wins.

[Corndad]

Say what you will about the Total Divas show but atleast it has Natalya wrestling on a regular basis now and not following Khali around.

[Cool King]

Wait, they took Bryan away just to dump him in a parking lot? :wtf:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bray Wyatt: We caused you a minor inconvenience. That'll learn you.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YES!

[ClockShot]

Bad News Barrett?

So the Barrett Garage is closed for business?

[Cool King]

Bad News Barrett.

[Corndad]

Freakin Barrett is back!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Bad News Barrett

[Curd]

*Congrats to Iginfest as well

"Shagged a bird?" Like in a "Ladybird Johnson" type of woman?

[Poit]

What the hell?

[Heisenberg]

Bad News Barrett laying down the truth

[slik]

#BadNewsBarrett

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The JBL and Cole Show gets another guy pushed!

[ClockShot]

Yeah, you tell'em Brad!

[Corndad]

The name is going to be determined by the App now. Good Lord.

[Cool King]

So Barrett's new gimmick is him standing at a podium giving a generic heel promo? :-\

[Heisenberg]

Whatever eases Barrett back into the fold. He will prevail

[ClockShot]

So Barrett's new gimmick is him standing at a podium giving a generic heel promo? :-\

Would you rather have Cole reading e-mails from the anonymous GM?

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>We look forward to repackaging <a href="https://twitter.com/WadeBarrett">@WadeBarrett</a> shortly. Could always use a third Matador. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/407685784456540160">December 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

The name is going to be determined by the App now. Good Lord.

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to it either.

Knowing what the "WWE Universe" are like, I'm fully expecting the title to be called "The Unified Championship", or whatever the first choice was.

[Cool King]

Would you rather have Cole reading e-mails from the anonymous GM?

I'd rather have neither to be honest with you.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

download the app then and vote.

[Cool King]

Insult Of The Year:

http://assets.adamriff.com/images/jbl_is_poopy.jpg

[dronepool]

RAW and WWE has sucked bad the past month in a half or so.

[Cool King]

I'm with JBL on Shakespeare.

Shakespeare sucks.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Smackdown coming to Worcester? Maybe...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I've voted for Undisputed World Champion but I would like something like undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

[Cool King]

I've voted for Undisputed World Champion but I would like something like undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

If I had the App, I'd choose "Undisputed WWE Championship".

[Heisenberg]

RAW and WWE has sucked bad the past month in a half or so.

It has to pick up around WMXXX time or I'm going to lose my faith and stufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffff

I'm posting with sore body feels right now. I went hard in training tonight and it is mad relaxing to sit down and watch RAW.

I got to see Steph tonight and that is always a pleasure. I love her to death.

I am interested in the IC title picture as well.

[Corndad]

This is always the slowest part of the year. It will get better starting with the Built to the Rumble and away to Mania we will go.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Last time they had a good feud in this part of the year was Kane Vs. Taker for the World Title.

Maybe Ziggler Vs. Ryder if you watched the youtube show too.

[Corndad]

Bray would make an excellent College Recruiter.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

XAVIER WOODS!

WE ARE VR!

[Cool King]

You would think the crowd would have given more of a reaction to Bryan coming across the new Kane.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Black Ranger shirt. Mastadon!

[Cool King]

Oh good, Xavier Woods. :|

[Poit]

Michael Cole talking about Hip Hop Kido on Raw. :lol:

[Cool King]

I'm liking this Brodus Clay.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brodus Clay is slowly but surley coming into fufilling the destiny of his career.

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[ClockShot]

Really? With that pin?

[Cool King]

Where was Tensai!?

[slik]

"Shagged a bird?" Like in a "Ladybird Johnson" type of woman?

Not sure but I heard her name was Robin

[Corndad]

Sin Cara? I thought he was dead lol

[Cool King]

Hey, Sin Cara is alive.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that a new tattoo? It's hideous.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hhahaha of course. Albeeeeeertooo Dellll Riiiiiiiiiiiio

[Cool King]

Please don't have the mood lighting.

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

[ClockShot]

Hey it's Sin Cara. He's still employed. And he's got new ink to boot.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"Nosotros, el Pueblo!"

[ClockShot]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand mood lighting is still in effect.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Please don't have the mood lighting.

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

Hawhaw. That's what you get for insulting Xavier Woods and not liking the Goddess AJ Lee.

[Cool King]

*dingdingding*

*Mood lighting*

Me: God Damnit!

[Corndad]

My God. The Mood Lighting. Dear God Why.

[Emperor Smeat]

Either the WWE really really likes those mood lights or Sin Cara made it as an iron clad stipulation for his contract.

[Cool King]

Hawhaw. That's what you get for insulting Xavier Woods and not liking the Goddess AJ Lee.

How dare I!

Well, I've learned my lesson now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How dare they put an ad for John Cena's fast lane app on the scroller after what happened to Paul Walker!

[ClockShot]

Shocker.

[Corndad]

Did SIN CARA JUST WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WTF

[Cool King]

Sin Cara won!?

The world is about to implode!

[Poit]

Did... did Sin Cara just win a match? On Raw?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wow he almost botched that badly.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Sin Cara actually beat Del Rio. That has to be a first (Ziggler as Cara doesn't count)

[slik]

Wha!?!?!?

As much as i'm disinterred in Del Rio he is better than that. Sin Cara is just 'eh'

[Corndad]

RIP Any Push Alberto Del Rio ever had.

[ClockShot]

Looking back at the punt, I'm surprised Orton's ankle didn't snap. That foot folded over pretty good.

[Corndad]

Maybe they needed another WTF Moment of the Year to add for the Slammy's next week.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Was that Hunico? Seriously Cara seemed taller and a bit more built than I remember.</font>

[Cool King]

Reneeee!

[ClockShot]

I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

[Cool King]

"Undisputed Unified Champion?"

Isn't that one of the options in the App Poll? They're saying it like they've already decided on that being the name.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I like <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> using Flair vs Hogan as a selling point of world heavyweight title vs WWE title...but we know what <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWE&amp;src=hash">#WWE</a> history says <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Justin LaBar (@JustinLaBar) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustinLaBar/statuses/407699361879953409">December 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

Orton = Flair

Instead of wheelin' and dealin' he is defecating and speculating

[Evil Vito]

https://twitter.com/HunicodotCom/status/341041090276782080/photo/1

<font color=goldenrod>It was definitely Hunico as Sin Cara.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rollins Swantons into the ringside area.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Goodbye real Sin Cara.

[Cool King]

https://twitter.com/HunicodotCom/status/341041090276782080/photo/1

<font color=goldenrod>It was definitely Hunico as Sin Cara.</font>

That probably explains why he's be wearing those long sleeves shirts recently, so people won't notice/forget about his tattoos and he can be Sin Cara without anyone realising it's him.

http://hunico.com/gallery/albums/Screencaps/WWE/SD/2013/11513/normal_005.jpg

If so, then we can all say it worked a treat.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How long has this been going on?!

[Emperor Smeat]

If Hunico does replace Mistico as Sin Cara now, then the dirtsheets might be right about Mistico being closed to getting released and maybe once the next wave of cuts occur.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It would be weird to see how they handle the announcement. Too bad Matt Bourne isn't around anymore. He's the only person I can remember who went through this before. He could have been a good interview.

[Cool King]

I've noticed that since Goldust returned, he's been working a hell of a lot with Seth Rollins.

[Corndad]

Goldust has been phenomenal since he came back.

[Cool King]

Wow, it really doesn't feel like it's been four years since that match. :-\

[Corndad]

Punk lol

[Poit]

Singing Punk, Maggal!

[Corndad]

2 Segments for Barrett!

[Savio]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/customavatars/avatar2013_1.gif

[Poit]

Oh goodness, this again?

[dronepool]

Why is Miz flip flopping? WWE is drunk.

[Cool King]

Miz and Kofi?

Well, that "Heel Turn" lasted long.

[Poit]

Kofi/Miz again? I wonder how this'll go.

[Corndad]

Would laugh so hard if now that Miz's movie has shown he crosses Kofi again lol

[Cool King]

Actually, I just thought.

Maybe Kofi is going to do what Miz did to him, or maybe something worse.

Kofi heel turn and all that jazz.

[Corndad]

Has Kofi ever been Heel?

[Cool King]

Has Kofi ever been Heel?

Nope.

[Cool King]

Those Goldberg chants annoy me.

Other than being bald, Ryback has nothing in common with Goldberg.

[Corndad]

Yup. Movie's out. Heel Turn back on

[Corndad]

Love the Andre Shirt.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: El Torito now promoting the merchandise

[Cool King]

El Torito is great.

[Innovator]

Fuck yeah, Mark Henry

[Corndad]

Remember when Fandango won at Wrestlemania?

[Cool King]

"LOL! Moment of the year"?

Urgh, I understand why it's named that and the target audience and all that guff, but why not just say "Funniest Moment Of The Year".

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Mark Henry

[Cool King]

Mark Henry danced and they didn't catch it on camera?

Terrible.

[Poit]

Those Goldberg chants annoy me.

Other than being bald, Ryback has nothing in common with Goldberg.

A few weeks ago, he started using a jackhammer, followed by the Goldberg stomp taunt, but it seems he's dropped that. :-\

[Poit]

Why must we recap this?

[Corndad]

Sorry I missed Smackdown this week.

[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

I like the matching jackets.

[Innovator]

"Hey Oklahoma, are you happy to see us?"

*Crowd pops*

[Poit]

Is this the main event?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL

[Corndad]

Are they really gonna make the puking a thing for Titus?

[Poit]

Is a puking gimmick better or worse than a farting gimmick?

[Cool King]

Is a puking gimmick better or worse than a farting gimmick?

I'd say better.

[dronepool]

Another contract signing that will end in a brawl?

[Cool King]

Oh look, the worst name was chosen.

Knowing what the "WWE Universe" are like, I'm fully expecting the title to be called "The Unified Championship", or whatever the first choice was.

[Poit]

Right before the results were shown, I thought "as long as it's not 'Unified Champion', I'll be happy."

Sigh.

[Savio]

terrible choice

[Emperor Smeat]

Unified Champion sounds horrible.

[Cool King]

"Unified Champion" doesn't even tell people what you're a champion of.

Undisputed WWE Champion and Undisputed World Champion let's people know that whoever is holding the title, is the Undisputed Champion of the WWE/World.

[Cool King]

Stephanie:....to Triple H.

Triple H: That's right, all the greats.

[Savio]

I just wish Steph was off my TV

[Corndad]

"Unified Champion" doesn't even tell people what you're a champion of.

Undisputed WWE Champion and Undisputed World Champion let's people know that whoever is holding the title, is the Undisputed Champion of the WWE/World.

Have no fear my dear King. I am guessing there will still be 2 champs at the end of all this.

[GD]

Just call the winner as the new WWE Champion and World Heavyweight Champion.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Stupid universe.

[Cool King]

Once in a lifetime?

So we know this match will be happening again then?

[Poit]

That table doesn't look very fragile.

[Emperor Smeat]

Once in a lifetime?

So we know this match will be happening again then?

Yes.

[Corndad]

Cripe. Can I still be on an Internet Board if I actually kinda almost like Cena's promo here?

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Cena forgot he got that title without having to do anything to really earn it. Vickie just gave him a title shot out of the blue for no real reason.

[Poit]

Think Cena forgot he got that title without having to do anything to really earn it. Vickie just gave him a title shot out of the blue for no real reason.

Though, as was pointed out on the podcast, he never got a rematch for the WWE Championship, so he just got a different world title match instead.

[GD]

I am not a fan of the shaky camera.

[GD]

JBL: Undisputed United Champion!

[GD]

Remember when Rob Van Dam was "The Champion" ?

[dronepool]

Cole forgot to say "Oh my".

[GD]

I have high expectations from both of these men as far as in-ring competition is concerned at the TLC PPV.

[Lock Jaw]

Missed RAW tonight. Anything worth checking out?

[Bad News Gertner]

3MB didn't wrestle, so no.

[Curd]

Some observations:
#1 WWE took a big risk in having Orton and Cena fight TLC style before the PPV. What if either got injured?

#2 Hunico helped me forget Sin Cara's previous botches. LOL when Del Rio missed the enziguri and got pinned for it.

#3 We'll probably see Roman Reigns vs. CM Punk at WrestleMania 30.

[MIZantine Empire]

Is a puking gimmick better or worse than a farting gimmick?

Didn't work out for droz... Just saying

[Vastardikai]

So, did Titus get caught puking in front of someone prominent?

[XL]

JBL: Undisputed United Champion!

I thought that was hilarious. Spend the entire show building up to calling it the Unified Championship, then call it something completely different.

[Innovator]

This happened:

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kTs5J0s.gif

[Tazz Dan]

Remember when Rob Van Dam was "The Champion" ?

Forever.

[GD]

Remember when Rob Van Dam was "The Champion" ?

Forever.


Here are a couple of videos for those who don't know about it. Jump to the given timeline.

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[XL]

This happened:

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kTs5J0s.gif

After seeng that my girlfriend said "I like him. He's exciting to watch".

She might be "The One" (not Billy Gunn, though).

[MIZantine Empire]

I just wanna point out that I commented on how goldust got a massive pop in the rumble, and others said it was nostalgia.. I said he could still be relevant today and got shit on for it.. God bless u Goldie! U were my fave in the 90's and u still have "got it" sir!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Just had to say, with Henry being bald now, he kind of looks like a fat bald black (and I mean that in the most NON-racist way) bearded penis.

[Savio]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/theboombox.com/files/2010/09/rickr0ss-200-gdp-92310.jpg

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder if they'll make any mention of Jericho on Monday since that will be exactly 12 years since he was crowned the first-ever Undisputed WWF/WWE Champion.

Probably not. Which would be pretty ironic since JBL just loves to criticize Cole for "revisionist history"...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cripe. Can I still be on an Internet Board if I actually kinda almost like Cena's promo here?

It was pretty good. Mostly because he shit on why Orton sucks.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

After seeng that my girlfriend said "I like him. He's exciting to watch".

She might be "The One" (not Billy Gunn, though).

Rollins for the sell or Goldy for the move?

[XL]

Goldust.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She's a keeper just for keeping her attention for that pretty long match.