CM Punk announces on twitter he shit himself

[slik]

CM Punk apparently needs a 'shield' when rasslin'...

- CM Punk, who wrestled a member of The Shield at tonight's WWE SmackDown tapings, say he had an accident in the ring. He wrote on Twitter:

"Just s--t my britches on smackdown. Please RT."


Read more at http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2013/1203/567960/cm-punk-says-he-had-an-accident-at-smackdown/#emmBZxJ96MliiPdj.99

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i.minus.com/iZ9Zk5vT3rhop.gif

[Tazz Dan]

Pretty certain he's having a good laugh at people who are RT it.

[dronepool]

This match ended up a stinker, just like WWE in the past 6 weeks.

[slik]

Kind of want to pay attention to Ambrose's facial expressions during this match now.

[slik]

This match ended up a stinker, just like WWE in the past 6 weeks.

:lol:

Sometimes I want to gay marriage dronepool.

Probably would be too much stage makeup involved though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Curd]

Good thing Punk has that "creative control" clause or he'd be in hot water right now.

[Curd]

I thought fecal humor was Cena's thing, but Punk doesn't want it to be monopolized. :roll:

[Lock Jaw]

Just trying to fit in with Cena and Stone Cold

[The Naitch]

Sid

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Skid.

[Bad News Gertner]

Gentlemen, I've got some good news, and some bad news.

The good news is CM Punk managed to keep his shit in his pants during his match

[Bad News Gertner]

The bad news is, Kaitlyn missed her 3rd lunch and ate CM Punk's trunks.

http://i.imgur.com/w6fKz8T.png

[Theo Dious]

Another example of why I don't get why people get so offended over the whole Sid story. At this point I've heard Cena, Austin, Hogan, Punk, and Michael Hayes all admit to having done it. So what the fuck.

[James Steele]

If you think about how much they wrestle, all the shitty food they have to eat late at night, and the realities of poop...it is amazing a wrestler hasn't covered the ring in shit.

[Skippord]

If you think about how much they wrestle, all the shitty food they have to eat late at night, and the realities of poop...it is amazing a wrestler hasn't covered the ring in shit.
Clearly you haven't seen Nikki Bella wrestle


ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[JimmyMess]

If you think about how much they wrestle, all the shitty food they have to eat late at night, and the realities of poop...it is amazing a wrestler hasn't covered the ring in shit.

hahaha thats an image... however, do travelling businessmen who are on the road eating shitty food crap all over the conference room? The wrestlers have enough control over their poopy pants I think.

[James Steele]

It's a bit easier to squeeze your cheeks sitting in a board room than it is taking bumps.

[James Steele]

...especially if you get the ultra-watery shits that manage to seep their way out of your asshole no matter how hard you clinch.

[My Final Heaven]

Isn't there a story of Andre the Giant taking a Giant shart all over Bad News Brown, something involving that running corner hip attack spot he was fond of? :-\

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Bad News Brown.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ripped off my gimmick.

Seriously though, I usually have to make a mad dash to the bathroom after 10 minutes running on the treadmill. Can't imagine having to artistic combat and having to.

[The One]

It's a bit easier to squeeze your cheeks sitting in a board room than it is taking bumps.

An average match in WWE last what? 4-5 minutes? Plus a couple for entrances and a few for exits? Let's say ten minutes from curtain to curtain on average. Is it really that impressive that a bunch of grown men can control their bowels for less time than it takes to watch an episode of Robot Chicken?

I get their on the road a lot, but it's not like these guys are making late night Taco Bell runs. They're job is 10 minutes a day being a wrestler, and 23 hours a day maintaining their bodies. Hell Baseball players are on the road just as much, and they spend even longer stretches of time out in right field or wherever.

I know taking a bump can be jarring, and comes with more physical exertion than your average activity, but common, if you can't predict a poo more than a couple minutes before you head out there, you are in trouble.

[James Steele]

I'm just saying, if I got the squirts, pro wrestling is the last activity I would want to be performing. I assume none of them are talking about having a prairie dog accidentally leave its den and start scurrying around the plains.

[The Naitch]

CM Dump

[The Naitch]

Chicago Made Dump
Cookie Monster Dump

[Lock Jaw]

If you think about how much they wrestle, all the shitty food they have to eat late at night, and the realities of poop...it is amazing a wrestler hasn't covered the ring in shit.

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af24/thejohnreport/zigglerajpoop_zpsea1aea97.jpg

[owenbrown]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKJSU_0qemQ

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really enjoyed the match, for the record. Didn't see any noticeable poop.

[The Naitch]

a bit trickled down his leg tho

[owenbrown]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKJSU_0qemQ

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[slik]

Lie, Cheat and cover in Doo-Doo

[MIZantine Empire]

Good thing Punk has that "creative control" clause or he'd be in hot water right now.

Hot brown water...

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af24/thejohnreport/zigglerajpoop_zpsea1aea97.jpg

Err...is that really supposed to be poop?

[Anybody Thrilla]

You have to suspend belief.

[James Steele]

Did you watch the SAW movies and ask "Is that really supposed to be a rusty saw going at 100mph going through that man's rib cage?"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Right.