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James Steele
12-08-2013, 06:00 PM
...what type of pizza would you think wrestlers/promotions would be?

Examples:

CM Punk = Chicago Deep Dish Turkey Pepperoni and Mushroom Pizza
Stone Cold Steve Austin = Flatbread Beer Battered Chicken Pub Pizza
Triple H = Gourmet Supreme Stuffed Crust Pizza with Balsamic-Wine Reduction Drizzle.
TNA = 4-day old Little Caesar's $5 Hot-N-Ready Cheese Pizza

Lock Jaw
12-08-2013, 08:10 PM
Darren Young = Deep Dish Meat Lovers

dronepool
12-08-2013, 08:39 PM
Daniel Bryan- Whole Wheat Goat Cheese Pizza with Caramelized Onions

Vastardikai
12-08-2013, 08:50 PM
Great Khali: Diarrhea Curry Pizza.

OverTaker
12-08-2013, 09:09 PM
Undertaker=Tombstone...duh ;)

parkmania
12-08-2013, 09:37 PM
Santino Marella - Extra Cheesy with Italian Sausage

slik
12-08-2013, 09:43 PM
John Cena - Five Toppings of Doom: Fruity Pebbels, Blue Cheese, Grilled Prunes, Jabanero Peppers & Roasted Mountain Oysters

Emperor Smeat
12-08-2013, 09:52 PM
Los Matadores - Chorizo pizza

Lock Jaw
12-08-2013, 10:10 PM
Christian - Extra PEEParooni

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-08-2013, 10:21 PM
Ryback-All you can eat Dominos or Papa Johns.

Lock Jaw
12-08-2013, 10:38 PM
Heath Slater - Cheddar Cheese with Bacon and Mushrooms

OverTaker
12-08-2013, 11:04 PM
The Rock = The peoples pepperjabroni with candy ass yams delivered by a boot to the ass pizza

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-08-2013, 11:16 PM
Yams on a pizza? Probably the worst pizza in this list except Dominos and Papa Johns.

FourFifty
12-08-2013, 11:37 PM
Randy Orton- Plain cheese. Forgettable, useless, why do people like this?

Lock Jaw
12-08-2013, 11:44 PM
I like plain cheese. I mean, I would never order it, but if it is present amongst multiple types of pizza, I always make sure to have at least one piece.

Bad News Gertner
12-09-2013, 01:10 AM
...what type of pizza would you think wrestlers/promotions would be?

Examples:

CM Punk = Chicago Deep Dish Turkey Pepperoni and Mushroom Pizza
Stone Cold Steve Austin = Flatbread Beer Battered Chicken Pub Pizza
Triple H = Gourmet Supreme Stuffed Crust Pizza with Balsamic-Wine Reduction Drizzle.
TNA = 4-day old Little Caesar's $5 Hot-N-Ready Cheese Pizza


Does the HHH pizza taste good, but not nearly as good as HBK's, The Rock's or Stone Cold's?

OverTaker
12-09-2013, 01:39 AM
Yams on a pizza? Probably the worst pizza in this list except Dominos and Papa Johns.

yeah and what about the 4 day old little caesars?

I like plain cheese. I mean, I would never order it, but if it is present amongst multiple types of pizza, I always make sure to have at least one piece.

i agree, thats polly the very first pizza we were all introduced to. theres a small amount of sentimental feeling for a slice of crust, tomato pizza sauce, and melted mozzarella and provolone. :y:

Shadrick
12-09-2013, 01:43 AM
Does the HHH pizza taste good, but not nearly as good as HBK's, The Rock's or Stone Cold's?

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dronepool
12-09-2013, 03:24 AM
RVD= Philly Cheese Steak Pizza

MoFo
12-09-2013, 09:59 AM
CM Punk.

Cheese, corn, and vanilla.

Base is bland, like cardboard.