WWE needs a 'Millenials' gimmick tag team or really offensive Jewish gimmick

[slik]

The tag team could be the 'Heelenials'.

During backstage interviews one will wander off to go find a different backstage interviewer to demonstrate they don't like being 'forced' to stay in one place.

Whichever one isn't tagged into the match will just play on their smartphone.

Both will avoid matches since they don't like responsibility.

WWE also needs a really offensive Jewish gimmick. The wrestler could get counted out because he is too busy collecting pennies outside of the ring or he could claim it's really 'hot and insipid' during interviews and sweat uncontrollably.


He could come to the ring with a dwarf dressed as a Matza Ball who could feud with El Torito and cut promos about how he 'loves his bagels and his broads'.


Thoughts?

[Theo Dious]

I know it's New Year's Eve but isn't it early for you to be drunk?

[slik]

Heelenials could be accompanied by a Baby Boomer manager who steals their money and gambles with it.

[el bobbo]

This is extremely juvenile, stereotypical and offensive so of course I am all for it.

[Wehttam]

Thoughts?

yea i'd ditch all that and try something actually funny

[Shisen Kopf]

We don't need any jew gimmicks.

[dronepool]

The Penny Pincher. He throws pennies at you with his crab hand.

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[Skippord]

if they say twerking a bunch without knowing what twerking is it'd be right up WWE's alley

[voncouch]

No

[DrA]

Just get Degeneration X back together and call them Degeneration Y.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If the WWE really want to push boundaries, they should get a couple of redneck heels to play homophobe racists and go against The Prime Time Players.

[XL]

Hmmmmmm. Who might you have in mind for that?

[Cool King]

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If the WWE really want to push boundaries, they should get a couple of redneck heels to play homophobe racists and go against The Prime Time Players.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Real Americans could slip into that role, actually, but you've got Scott Dawson down in NXT. Gertner isn't high on him, but I quite enjoy his style and mic work. Dawson and some other NXT worker, possibly someone we haven't seen yet that is impressive but just looking for a character. Maybe they could re-hire Trevor Murdoch or something.

[Curd]

Aren't The Ascension snobbish Millennials? No???

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd like it if The Ascension were funded by a snobbish millennial. Raquel Diaz would be perfect for this. I think she actually managed The Ascension in their FCW days. She could work on her ring skills while playing a rich kid with a few demons hanging over her.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is Melllinials another name for hipster? Would Brad Maddox qualify?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was thinking about Brad Maddox earlier. He's almost the youthful sort of personality that could very easily be shifted into what the thread is talking about.

[James Steele]

I love Brad Maddox.

[Vastardikai]

Is Melllinials another name for hipster? Would Brad Maddox qualify?

I can't look at Brad Maddox and not see "Poor Man's Eric Bischoff."

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brad Maddox & Tyler Breeze would be a great tag team. Bring up Mason Ryan with them as their "forced" bodyguard, who basically scoffs and shakes his head at everything they do.

[slik]

Is Melllinials another name for hipster? Would Brad Maddox qualify?

Probably 90% of the posters here qualify.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials