Official Raw is War/War Zone/Raw Zone Thread for 01/06/14 - Brought to you by ICOPRO

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Disappointment is Ordered Maggots.

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that Slaughter will somehow win the vote.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wow! All the incredibly memorable stars of the past are coming back tonight! Like Ranjin Singh!

[Lock Jaw]

Sgt Slaughter should call them all slackers

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JBL looks so amazing today

Did he steal Craig Sager's wardrobe tonight?

[Cool King]

I'm quite pleased to see Ranjin Singh back.

[Lock Jaw]

"his buddy" Ranjin Singh.

Isn't he supposed to be his brother or something?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

yes his brother.

[Cool King]

Slaughter looking more like a 1950's boxing referee.

[FourFifty]

BOB BACKLUND WOULD NOT HAVE BLOWN THAT CALL!!

[Poit]

Oh look, we'll need to have a third match next week.

[ClockShot]

Another fuck up/ref botch/dumb storyline?

[owenbrown]

so a "shitty referee" storyline?

[ron the dial]

YAY RUBBER MATCH!!!!!!

[Poit]

JBL: "The Cobra Clutch! The only one who can save him now is Khali, he's a snake charmer!"

:lol:

[FourFifty]

So who else is calling for 3MB vs Too Cool with Rikishi?

[ron the dial]

oh jesus fuck "sarge is twerkin"

[#1-norm-fan]

Sandow gets the Heath Slater treatment.

[ron the dial]

who said something on here the other day about wwe saying twerking and not even being close to the mark? well, they called it. good job.

[Lock Jaw]

EAT
SLEEP
CONQUER
REPEAT

[slik]

Borc Lesber Beet Incoordinate!

[#1-norm-fan]

Another fuck up/ref botch/dumb storyline?

I feel like we get this storyline often but I can't remember specific examples.

[ron the dial]

if they say twerking a bunch without knowing what twerking is it'd be right up WWE's alley
god bless you skippord

[Lock Jaw]

Brock Lesnar wearing a T-Shirt for TPWW's very own Heisenberg. I wonder where he got it, it hasn't even been released on TPWWShop.com yet

[KIRA]

Khali's knee joints must be petrified.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WELL...here comes the pain.

[Cool King]

who said something on here the other day about wwe saying twerking and not even being close to the mark? well, they called it. good job.

In the world of the WWE, if the buttocks/hips of a human being move at all, it is twerking.

[Savio]

I like Brocks shirt.

[ron the dial]

Brock Lesnar wearing a T-Shirt for TPWW's very own Heisenberg. I wonder where he got it, it hasn't even been released on TPWWShop.com yet
i think heisenberg's would need to have PISS on it.

[slik]

Who will come out?

[FourFifty]

I only want to see Lesnar if he can come back full time. Really don't like seeing Part Time Lesnar. Same with The Rock... The Undertaker is the only exception to the rule, as the dead man is already half dead.

[KIRA]

Brock Lesnar is living proof that if god exists he has a fucked up sense of humor,you have a guy who is an absolute beast and he has the speaking voice of a Vienna choir boy.

[ron the dial]

MAE YOUNG!!!

[ron the dial]

well i can dream

[#1-norm-fan]

This is basically Heyman explaining that the 2 title system was fucking retarded.

[Cool King]

"Chaaaampion"

[Savio]

Cain Velasquez

[FourFifty]

I wouldn't mind seeing Hogan/Lesnar at WMXXX. Mainly because I want to see Hogan beaten like a foreign hooker who couldn't speak English to the 911 dispatcher even if she wanted to admit to the cops she's a hooker just to avoid a savage beating without getting paid.

[FourFifty]

A tshirt at wweshop.com.

[ron the dial]

MAE YOUNG'S LOVER!!!

[FourFifty]

OH NO! HIS ELBOW BENT!

[Cool King]

MAE YOUNG'S LOVER!!!

And he's in trouble.

Mae Young better go out there and give him a hand!

[slik]

That was underwhelming

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock Vs. Baby New Year!

[Savio]

Baby New Year!

[FourFifty]

You know, because we've never seen these two implode a ring before.

[Cool King]

It's The <s>New Years Baby</s> Big Show!

[Poit]

Lesnar/Show was about a decade ago, wasn't it?

[ron the dial]

i can dig on this

[#1-norm-fan]

Aaaaaaand Big Show is the guy who will be used to put over Lesnar before his title match.

[KIRA]

For some reason I would love to see Sheamus/Brock.

[slik]

Show upset Lesnar left the toilet lid up

[Poit]

Holy crap that throw in slow motion.

[dronepool]

This is the most Big Show has been over in a while.

[FourFifty]

Shoulder block, shoulder block, punch, corner chop, throw, throw, choke slam, kick out at 2, basic brawler moves, basic brawler moves, top turnbuckle spot, KO Punch, kick out at 2, sissy slap, submission, get to the ropes, F5, pin.

There, you have the Lesnar/Show match right there.

[owenbrown]

so a couple of weeks ago, Big Show was "the new year's baby" and now he's a badass against Lesnar.... lol WWE

[Theo Dious]

Lesnar/Show was about a decade ago, wasn't it?

Quite a bit of Lesnar's body of work was about a decade ago.

[slik]

For some reason I would love to see Sheamus/Brock.

I would be ok with that.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Cena was so angry he had to do his taunts while walking.

[Lock Jaw]

Really would have liked to see Big E Langston vs Brock Lesnar instead

[GD]

Lesnar did bring out the best of Big Show during their feud over the WWE Championship on Smackdown. Their stretcher match is one of my favorite matches of all time.

[FourFifty]

Really would have liked to see Big E Langston vs Brock Lesnar instead

That would have been a better match by far, but it's more impressive to show promos with Lesnar hitting the F5 on show than Langston.

[scatterbrain28]

Orton wants to go old school on Flair. I wonder if that's some weird code that had in Evolution. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Randy!

CENA KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!!

[Cool King]

If we're all saying who we would like to see face Brock Lesnar instead of Big Show, then I would have liked to have seen Mark Henry vs Brock Lesnar face each other in an actual match.

[KIRA]

Youtube exists and that fact makes the WWE's attempts at retcons look incredibly stupid.

but if we were 10yrs old we'd be all over this.

[Lock Jaw]

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1389066184774.png

[Savio]

if Alicia Foxx didn't have an outtie she would be a perfect human being.

[Cool King]

http://s28.postimg.org/bxq2xs4vh/image.png

[Cool King]

Damn you Lock Jaw.

I thought about enlarging it but went against it, but oh well, you did it anyways.

[Theo Dious]

The fuck does Cole keep referring to "Rowdy Piper?"

Yes I know the answer is "he's a total asshole."

[Savio]

Whoa nikki getting a chant

[Cool King]

Wow, The Bella's actually receiving positive chants.

[Theo Dious]

Anyone else remember the time Lesnar almost beheaded himself F5-ing Show?

[owenbrown]

where the fuck is AJ Lee?

[Theo Dious]

I really hope they leave the bitches out of the Wyatt/Bryan thing.

[ron the dial]

the bellas really have been doing work lately. good to see them get some love.

[Theo Dious]

where the fuck is AJ Lee?

A the dentist apparently, she seems to have lost a tooth.

[Cool King]

Awesome!

Aksana wins for the second week in a row!

[Poit]

Which Bella got pinned?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I knew Aksana wouldn't let me down... yet.

[slik]

Aksana push continues

[Cool King]

Which Bella got pinned?

Brie.

[Theo Dious]

Does it matter?

[Poit]

Nevermind, it was the smaller-boobed one.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Leave the Missile dropkick to your fiancee dear.

[slik]

I knew Aksana wouldn't let me down... yet.

Are you watching live this week!?!

[Poit]

Turn it up!

[Cool King]

HOLY SHIT!

TOO COOL!

I'M MARKING OUT BRO!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FIRST EVER FULL REUNION OF TOO COOL!

[KIRA]

That excited leg kicking Alicia did on the apron was
adorable.

[Poit]

Does it matter?

Yes. Because Brie was pinned, Lock Jaw has been eliminated from TPWW Tipsters.

[Lock Jaw]

Too Much

[slik]

Stinkface to Hornswoggle please

[Lock Jaw]

Yes. Because Brie was pinned, Lock Jaw has been eliminated from TPWW Tipsters.

It was Nikki. :shifty:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Are you watching live this week!?!
You damn skippy.

[ron the dial]

i'm not as excited by this as maybe i should be? too cool never did it for me.

[slik]

Bet it's Too Cool and 3MB

[Theo Dious]

FIRST EVER FULL REUNION OF TOO COOL!

Would love for Tensai to come out and have Scotty be like "who the hell are you?"

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Too Cool

[KIRA]

You look fly today!

[Lock Jaw]

W-O-R-M-HOUF-HOUF-HOUF

[ron the dial]

the bean bags in that little caesar's commercial looked like plump vaginas

[Theo Dious]

i'm not as excited by this as maybe i should be? too cool never did it for me.

I just like seeing Rikishi. The other two can fuck right off.

[#1-norm-fan]

Are we gonna get that Too Cool vs 3MB match the world has been waiting for???

[dronepool]

Here comes the Worm.

[Theo Dious]

the bean bags in that little caesar's commercial looked like plump vaginas

Odd. Suddenly I'm hungry for pizza.

[Cool King]

Bet its Too Cool and 3MB

Well yeah, I don't think there are any other three man teams other than The Shield and 3MB.

Maybe a trio of jobbers, but I doubt they would be facing Too Cool.

[slik]

3MB, yep

[FourFifty]

Called it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YOU LOOK FLY TODAY!

[Poit]

"Which, coincidentally, is the same as the old 3MB, but much better!" :lol:

[dronepool]

Where's Fresh Prince?

[#1-norm-fan]

3MB! TPWW called it! No other forums did! I check the whole internets! TPWW #1!

[Cool King]

So happy to see Too Cool back.

Especially Scotty 2 Hotty. He's just great.

[Poit]

Man, old Grandmaster Sexay really looks like Jerry Lawler.

Wait...

[owenbrown]

Rikishi drop a lot of weight?

[slik]

Sunday Night Heat

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What a dick Brian is. Wrestling when his dad is sick.

[Savio]

I met Scotty too Hotty

[Theo Dious]

Grandmaster looks like a cross between his dad and the British Bulldog these days.

[ron the dial]

ok so i popped for the worm a bit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit. He nearly took his head off with that boot.

[Poit]

ok so i popped for the worm a bit

Me too. I mean, really, how could you not?

[Cool King]

What a dick Brian is. Wrestling when his dad is sick.

Are you serious?

[KIRA]

Grandmaster Sexay is just glad he avoided a DUI and jail time getting to the arena.

[FourFifty]

Rikishi kinda looks like the woman I saw hit a dog in her truck today.

[Savio]

Drew gonna get the Stink face?

[Cool King]

ok so i popped for the worm a bit

As did I.

[owenbrown]

so does Slater take the Stinkface?

[Poit]

Rikishi wearing an Uso shirt is nice.

[dronepool]

I miss the theme.

[Savio]

like this music better.

[FourFifty]

And the crowd goes mild.

[Cool King]

Damnit!

My stream died when they started dancing. :(

[Frank Drebin]

Brock Lesnar is living proof that if god exists he has a fucked up sense of humor,you have a guy who is an absolute beast and he has the speaking voice of a Vienna choir boy.

http://www.essence.com/sites/default/files/images/2013/08/27/mike-tyson-4_240x340_60.jpg

[owenbrown]

what a ripoff

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Are you serious?

No.

[slik]

Drew feeling very thankful...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Drew gonna get the Stink face?

With Rikishi not wearing the thong. Nobody was going to get the stink face.

[Cool King]

No.

Well that's a relief.

[KIRA]

http://www.essence.com/sites/default/files/images/2013/08/27/mike-tyson-4_240x340_60.jpg I was thinking about Tyson when I posted.

[owenbrown]

are they seriously hyping Cena-Orton MMCDLXXXIII like it's the greatest match ever?

[Poit]

A ho train of legends.

[dronepool]

Pimping old timers now.

[ron the dial]

yeah i'm a bit confused by the message being sent here

[Frank Drebin]

Backlund and IRS should be a tag team

[Poit]

OK, did they seriously only have the Outlaws there for the run-in on the Shield?

[owenbrown]

and whoever made that still shot for Cena in the promos for this match needs to be fired because he looks like this

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/V4IO3kogMu0/hqdefault.jpg

[Cool King]

Is The Godfather gay now?

His ho's look quite masculine.

[FourFifty]

Why don't they add 5 mins onto the main event instead of this? This could have been a WWE App exclusive.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR THESE LEGENDS!

[FourFifty]

WAIT! YES! I LOVE THIS GUY!

[slik]

Yes!

[Poit]

Levitating Podium Barrett!

[Frank Drebin]

Why isn't Ron Simmons watching the BCS title game? Probably getting paid enough to be willing to miss the game.

[#1-norm-fan]

BAD NEWS BARRETTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[Frank Drebin]

Is The Godfather gay now?

His ho's look quite masculine.

Does he have any bandannas?

[ron the dial]

#BoersNBernstein

[#1-norm-fan]

Please let the bad news be "You're all gonna die soon"!

[KIRA]

Godfathers hoes are looking a bit..strong these days.

[FourFifty]

He should have cut in during Flair's pop. I'm sure it would have gotten a bigger reaction.

[Poit]

I'm afraid I've got some bad news. My gimmick has been reduced to #BNB.

[Frank Drebin]

Love when he says ".....I'm afraid I've got some baaaad news!"

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Barrett

[Shisen Kopf]

A-B-A-C-A-B-B too bad it's only tv-pg now and thus, shit.

[KIRA]

I LOVE WADE BARRETT !

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Just realizing Wade Barrett's gimmick is basically a wrestling forum troll.

[Cool King]

Yeeeeah, this gimmick is doing nothing for me.

It's a pretty bad gimmick. :-\

[FourFifty]

I could see why they shortened it to #BnB, but I do prefer #BadNewsBarrett.

[Frank Drebin]

Have a feeling BNB is going to be a great way to break some kayfabe and insult people to their face on TV

[Poit]

That John Cena graphic is terrible. Seriously.

[Lock Jaw]

#BedNBreakfast

[scatterbrain28]

:lol: Barrett

Bad news barrett oh for the love of god.

[Cool King]

Cena's eyes look so weird on that match card.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/DKfQoMb.gif

[ron the dial]

i love the bad news barrett gimmick. it just needs to go somewhere, and soon.

[KIRA]

Yeeeeah, this gimmick is doing nothing for me.

It's a pretty bad gimmick. :-\ agreed but I just love Barrett.

[Cool King]

#BedNBreakfast

And here's me thinking the same thing.

We have to stop doing this.

[Kingofdaswing]

This crowd has sucked all night, and I am a strong believer that the crowd makes the show more special. Baltimore should be ashamed of themselves.

Oh and Barrett's gimmick is terrible.

[Shisen Kopf]

lol. Just realizing Wade Barrett's gimmick is basically a wrestling forum troll.

What's a troll?

[Poit]

Seriously, what horror is this?

http://i.imgur.com/BrH5EEC.png

[owenbrown]

I'm afraid I've got some bad news. My gimmick has been reduced to #BNB.

Gertner should have to change his user title and avatar to #BNG then

[Lock Jaw]

My biggest disappointment tonight is not seeing Renee Young in an Old School outfit.

[owenbrown]

Seriously, what horror is this?

http://i.imgur.com/BrH5EEC.png

and whoever made that still shot for Cena in the promos for this match needs to be fired because he looks like this

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/V4IO3kogMu0/hqdefault.jpg

[FourFifty]

I'm afraid I have some bad news- you're still watching raw.

[Theo Dious]

Scheme Gene!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WHOOOO!

[FourFifty]

Seriously, what horror is this?

http://i.imgur.com/BrH5EEC.png

Randy Orton vs an unfinished CAW.

[Cool King]

CALL THAT HOTLINE!

[owenbrown]

1-900-909-9900

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahahaha Gene.

[ron the dial]

mean green smokerlund

[Frank Drebin]

Mean Gene can still cut a solid promo.

[Lock Jaw]

WHAT IS THE HOTLINE NUMBER I NEED TO CALL

[El Fangel]

Come home and my wife has Raw on, I am thinking she is watching WWF Classic or something. This is incredible.

[Lock Jaw]

Road Dogg with weird backhead tattoos.

[Cool King]

Is that a tattoo on the back of Road Dogg's head?

[Innovator]

Billy Gunn still towers over a lot of the roster

[Cool King]

And Iginfest has just came.

[owenbrown]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/77/77bc74e4623e0eda267474e90bc96c5116de2813968cbdc161d4bcba1cb32a28.jpg

[teamXtremist]

Suck it

[slik]

Seriously, what horror is this?

http://i.imgur.com/BrH5EEC.png

According to Cole, the match the world is looking forward to.

[Lock Jaw]

Referee grinning through that whole thing

[Innovator]

RIBERA JACKET!

[dronepool]

I was a NAO fan, this is pretty cool.

[KIRA]

Billy Gunn still towers over a lot of the roster Even guys like Kevin Nash will tell you Gunn is a big motherfucker.

[ron the dial]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/77/77bc74e4623e0eda267474e90bc96c5116de2813968cbdc161d4bcba1cb32a28.jpg
i don't know what it is but i am laughing so hard at this

[Innovator]

I can see the Outlaws costing Punk the match, furthering the HHH program

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ribera Steakhouse jacket on CM Punk. That's old school.

[teamXtremist]

Is reigns going over here?

[rockman725]

According to Cole, the match the world is looking forward to.

According to Cole & Lawler circa 2009, the match we were never gonna see again.

[Savio]

I like how Punk has a Nexus Shirt and Stone Cold shirt in his video.

[owenbrown]

here's a hashtag for ya, Maggal #fuckoffwithyourhashtagscole

[dronepool]

I can see the Outlaws costing Punk the match, furthering the HHH program

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liu3zeH6LZ1qzdypz.png

[KIRA]

According to Cole, the match the world is looking forward to. The fuck is up with Cena's head?

[teamXtremist]

Damn billy gun hasn't aged

[Innovator]

Punk using the Joe strategy for Reigns

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>As an avid WCW fan, the WCW Hotline joke wins tonight. Flawless victory.</font>

[Frank Drebin]

Mr. Ass

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I can see the Outlaws costing Punk the match, furthering the HHH program

That would involve the NAO remembering to act like heels. They've had problems in that department before.

[Theo Dious]

89.3% of Cena's fanbase just asked their parents what a hotline is.

[Cool King]

89.3% of Cena's fanbase just asked their parents what a hotline is.

:'(

[Innovator]

Nice there with the Superman punch OUT OF NOWHERE

[Emperor Smeat]

That was nice.

[Poit]

This match is pretty good.

[Cool King]

Reigns wins!

[teamXtremist]

And the crack in the shield is in full effect

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Jake Roberts

[Poit]

What.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JAKE THE SNAKE RRRRRRRRRRRRRROBERTS?!

[slik]

WHAT!?

[Cool King]

JAKE THE SNAKE!

[Savio]

Whoa he looks like he's in good shape

[teamXtremist]

wtf Damien ahhhhhh

[Frank Drebin]

YES!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dean Ambrose trying not to laugh

[Innovator]

Ambrose took the snake like a champ there

[Poit]

Ambrose trying not to mark out right now. :lol:

[Cool King]

CM Punk: PG Jake. We're PG.

[slik]

Ambrose was smiling lol

The sick fuck :)

[Savio]

Damien is a blonde now

[Frank Drebin]

Guess no rumble for Jake the Snake, but still cool.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:eek:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That was incredible.</font>

[owenbrown]

that was a pleasant surprise

[Theo Dious]

Fan damn tastic. They really kept a lid on that shit!

[Cool King]

Got a random neg rep from PorkSoda during Raw.

I thought that guy died.

[Lock Jaw]

Great moment for Jake. So happy to see him.

[teamXtremist]

Ambrose getting a taste of the thickness

[Theo Dious]

Guess no rumble for Jake the Snake

Or that's what they want us to think...