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Droford
01-20-2014, 09:21 PM
Hey the annual royal rumble statistics promo

Savio
01-20-2014, 09:21 PM
Join Pick em:

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4363884#post4363884

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:22 PM
Daniel Bryan obviously can't be in the Rumble because CM Punk is already the Anti-Authority underdog.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:23 PM
Oh shit... Here comes the tears...

Cool King
01-20-2014, 09:24 PM
The buzzer is different this year.

Corndad
01-20-2014, 09:24 PM
Mae Young is one tough son of a gun.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 09:24 PM
Daniel Bryan obviously can't be in the Rumble because CM Punk is already the Anti-Authority underdog.

Luger/Hart ending 2.0

Poit
01-20-2014, 09:24 PM
Wait a minute. They said that 62% of Rumble winners in the past decade have gone on to win the championship at Wrestlemania. How is that even possible? If you're talking about a once-per-year event over a decade, the percentage has to be a multiple of 10%.

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 09:25 PM
I really fucking hate The Lumineers.

Evil Vito
01-20-2014, 09:26 PM
<font color=goldenrod>And this tribute is the WWE production guys earning their money. Awesome.</font>

Savio
01-20-2014, 09:26 PM
makes me feel sad

KIRA
01-20-2014, 09:27 PM
she was quite the badass and coming off that tribute seeing Rey just makes me even sadder.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:27 PM
Rey Mysterio vs Alberto Del Rio

Poit
01-20-2014, 09:27 PM
Man, that made me tear up on Smackdown, and now again.

Cool King
01-20-2014, 09:27 PM
Wonderful tribute video.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:28 PM
Alberto Del Rio only fights other Mexicans

Blonde Moment
01-20-2014, 09:28 PM
I think a great honor would have been to have two of their best woman wrestlers go out there and bust their asses for 10 min

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 09:28 PM
Is it bad I have no desire to see that Title Match? Pumped for a lot of other stuff but that match. Eh.

Same here. That's kind of messed up, but no one wants to see Cena vs. Orton 2365341.

Blonde Moment
01-20-2014, 09:29 PM
Alberto Del Rio only fights other Mexicans

Gotta go with what you know.

Evil Vito
01-20-2014, 09:29 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I choose to believe that the only reason Brock Lesnar doesn't appear on Raw each week is because he walks to work from wherever he last appeared.</font>

Droford
01-20-2014, 09:29 PM
Wait a minute. They said that 62% of Rumble winners in the past decade have gone on to win the championship at Wrestlemania. How is that even possible? If you're talking about a once-per-year event over a decade, the percentage has to be a multiple of 10%.
Benoit doesn't count

slik
01-20-2014, 09:30 PM
That video was really good. Made me all sad and stuff. Damn WWE.

Cool King
01-20-2014, 09:30 PM
Benoit doesn't count

What's a Benoit?

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 09:31 PM
Wait a minute. They said that 62% of Rumble winners in the past decade have gone on to win the championship at Wrestlemania. How is that even possible? If you're talking about a once-per-year event over a decade, the percentage has to be a multiple of 10%.

I didn't hear it. Are you sure they didn't say 60% though? Because that would actually be accurate.

rockman725
01-20-2014, 09:32 PM
Wait a minute. They said that 62% of Rumble winners in the past decade have gone on to win the championship at Wrestlemania. How is that even possible? If you're talking about a once-per-year event over a decade, the percentage has to be a multiple of 10%.

Lex & Bret both were declared winners in '94.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 09:33 PM
Lex & Bret both were declared winners in '94.

Past decade.

blak23
01-20-2014, 09:33 PM
I don't care about anything Rey does anymore

Cool King
01-20-2014, 09:34 PM
"Former royal match winners".

Oh Cole.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 09:35 PM
I'm gonna need to see this match about 16 or 17 more times before they force me to care about it without actually writing a story.

KIRA
01-20-2014, 09:36 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I choose to believe that the only reason Brock Lesnar doesn't appear on Raw each week is because he walks to work from wherever he last appeared.</font>

With Heyman trailing in a car leaning out shouting Brocks praises .

KIRA
01-20-2014, 09:36 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I choose to believe that the only reason Brock Lesnar doesn't appear on Raw each week is because he walks to work from wherever he last appeared.</font>

With Heyman trailing in a car leaning out shouting Brocks praises.

Cool King
01-20-2014, 09:38 PM
Lawler saying that Rey was in "bad trouble".

Is there such a thing as good trouble then?

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 09:38 PM
Is it bad I have no desire to see that Title Match? Pumped for a lot of other stuff but that match. Eh.

I have a desire to see Cena take the title. Heel Orton does not make me care about a WrestleMania WWE World Title match like I should.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:39 PM
If there are still unannounced Royal Rumble participants by the time Tipsters comes around, I'm going to call for Tyler Breeze to get the number 2 spot, just for his intro.

rockman725
01-20-2014, 09:40 PM
Maybe they misspoke in the package and meant to say 2 decades. Too lazy to do the math to figure out if that would be correct

Theo Dious
01-20-2014, 09:40 PM
With Heyman trailing in a car leaning out shouting Brocks praises.

Good God I would love to see that.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:41 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img268/5682/qu9.gif

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:42 PM
Maybe CM Punk eliminates a bunch of guys early and uses the time to get on the mic and talk about how he can SAVE you.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:42 PM
Jackson Hewitt presents a face getting thrown into the stairs.
One more reason to file your taxes at H&R Block.

Theo Dious
01-20-2014, 09:42 PM
Is it bad I have no desire to see that Title Match? Pumped for a lot of other stuff but that match. Eh.

I never tend to care about title matches at the Rumble.

Cool King
01-20-2014, 09:44 PM
I miss Ricardo Rodriguez.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:46 PM
They need to do that 619 block spot with Cesaro for the Giant Swing.

blak23
01-20-2014, 09:46 PM
remember when the 619 was a finisher?

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:46 PM
Every time Del Rio does that kick, JBL has to mention it winning the World Championship.

Droford
01-20-2014, 09:46 PM
Maybe they misspoke in the package and meant to say 2 decades. Too lazy to do the math to figure out if that would be correct

6 of the last 10 have won a title at WM..but..Benoit is one and Rey Mysterio won the rumble but lost his spot to Orton at no way out in 06. He still won the title at WM but not using his rumble win (teddy long added him).

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:47 PM
Judging from that splash I think it's fair to say I had no idea Tamina wore a mask...

Poit
01-20-2014, 09:47 PM
Benoit doesn't count

Then it would be 56% or 67%. 62% isn't evenly divisible by 1/9.

I didn't hear it. Are you sure they didn't say 60% though? Because that would actually be accurate.

I'm pretty sure they said 62%.

KIRA
01-20-2014, 09:47 PM
Maybe CM Punk eliminates a bunch of guys early and uses the time to get on the mic and talk about how he can SAVE you.

Still one of my top favorite rumbles ever for that reason alone absolutely classic.

ClockShot
01-20-2014, 09:48 PM
Dancin' Dave is here again.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:48 PM
Pretty good math that I didn't really pay attention to or care about. So maybe it wasn't good. I dunno.

Corndad
01-20-2014, 09:48 PM
Least for me. He has the look. Has gotten pushes as both Face and Heel and yet I could give 2 flying shits about Alberto Del Rio. I can't be the only one.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:48 PM
IS BATISTA GOING TO CUT ANOTHER PROMO!?!??!

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:48 PM
HUG IT OUT

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:49 PM
pock marks all over his back

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:49 PM
....Do we even have a main event tonight?

blak23
01-20-2014, 09:49 PM
that was not a batista bomb

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:49 PM
Ruined his cool back tattoo

dronepool
01-20-2014, 09:49 PM
Batista stole my jeans... that are 5 times my size.

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 09:50 PM
Batista's body looks like Randy's kind of...

Corndad
01-20-2014, 09:50 PM
The hell happened to Batista's Eye brows? lol They disappeared faster then Del Rio's push.

Bad News Gertner
01-20-2014, 09:50 PM
Lol Batista jeans are too fucking tight to do a BatistaBomb.

Droford
01-20-2014, 09:50 PM
Snap your fingers Snap your neck

KIRA
01-20-2014, 09:51 PM
yea his arms look much smaller

DaVe
01-20-2014, 09:51 PM
Missing the goatee!

blak23
01-20-2014, 09:51 PM
batista def lost a great deal of weight

Innovator
01-20-2014, 09:52 PM
Lol Batista jeans are too fucking tight to do a BatistaBomb.

BATISTA DOESNT SIT DOWN ON $400 JEANS

slik
01-20-2014, 09:52 PM
lol I love Batista.

Best part of RAW so far.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:54 PM
Right, like the guy in the $600 pair of jeans is going to do a full on Batista Bomb on Alberto Del Rio.... COME ON!

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 09:54 PM
....Do we even have a main event tonight?

Orton vs Kofi and the Orton/Cena stuff that follows probably.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:54 PM
Every match tonight should have ended with Batista coming out and doing a BATISTA BOMB

Jura
01-20-2014, 09:54 PM
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1700000/Batista-some-chick-batista-1792375-639-426.jpg

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 09:55 PM
Batista's face looks really weird. It's distracting.

Droford
01-20-2014, 09:56 PM
Batista should come out here and stare down Lesnar

Corndad
01-20-2014, 09:56 PM
LOL Big Show mocking Heyman

Innovator
01-20-2014, 09:57 PM
This is the man that was the main event of Survivor Series can glommed Bryan's heat.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 09:58 PM
Remember when Paul Heyman turned on Brock Lesnar and joined with The Big Show to go against Lesnar?

KIRA
01-20-2014, 09:58 PM
Batista's face looks really weird. It's distracting. His weird baby head really clahes with the rest of his body its downright eerie.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 09:59 PM
THAT NEVER HAPPENED! #WhatTHEYwantYouToBelieve

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 09:59 PM
get em Bork!

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:00 PM
Eat
sleep
Show up
Leave

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:01 PM
I hope Brock Lesnar breaks the ring by superplexing Big Show and they have the Royal Rumble in a broken ring.

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 10:03 PM
Holy Shit. Big Show just tossed him out of the ring like a chair.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:03 PM
Just pull out a gun and shoot him

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:03 PM
Lesnar! Get the TVs!

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:05 PM
I stand by what I said a few weeks ago.

Shoulder block, shoulder block, punch, corner chop, throw, throw, choke slam, kick out at 2, basic brawler moves, basic brawler moves, top turnbuckle spot, KO Punch, kick out at 2, sissy slap, submission, get to the ropes, F5, pin.

There, you have the Lesnar/Show match right there.

DaVe
01-20-2014, 10:05 PM
Batista should come out here and stare down Lesnar

Based on tonight I think Batista is about half the size of Lesnar now.

KIRA
01-20-2014, 10:06 PM
This thing with Big Show will just manifest into sexual tension like it did with Kurt.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:07 PM
Alright, at this point Cena probably shouldn't have even made the flight to come to work tonight.

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:09 PM
I thought Daniel Bryan was going to be the Tax Slayer

slik
01-20-2014, 10:09 PM
"We've never seen Brock Lesnar tossed around like that before"

Yes, we have. Thanks Cole.

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:09 PM
Fuckkkkkkk, my DVR botched. Just now joining. What have I missed?

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:09 PM
So the main event is this...

Randy Orton
Multi Time Champion, Third Gen Wrestler, Someone who cut his teeth with Triple H and Ric Flair grooming him, a hall of famer in the making

VS

Kofi Kingston
Held a few non-major titles, owes Alexander Russev a rubber match on NXT

blak23
01-20-2014, 10:10 PM
AJ gets left

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:10 PM
I wish I could show up to a 3 hour work shift with 15 minutes left like it's no big deal.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:10 PM
#BadNewsFaceTurn?

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:10 PM
Time for Naomi to pin AJ in a tag match

slik
01-20-2014, 10:11 PM
Batista's face looks really weird. It's distracting.

His cheeks look different, not sure what it is. Maybe he was eating b4 he came out to the ring.

Corndad
01-20-2014, 10:11 PM
Well that is interesting... Possible Rumble Spoiler....

Just showed a local ad for Event here in Pittsburgh over weekend with JERICHO and Sheamus as appearing

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:11 PM
So the main event is this...

Randy Orton
Multi Time Champion, Third Gen Wrestler, Someone who cut his teeth with Triple H and Ric Flair grooming him, a hall of famer in the making

VS

Kofi Kingston
Held a few non-major titles, owes Alexander Russev a rubber match on NXT

lol. It's an episode of Raw, not a major PPV.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:11 PM
That part of the feud

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:11 PM
HBK never threw cake in Diesels face

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:12 PM
Orton v. Kingston is the main? Is it for the title? What did Batista do? What about Daniel Bryan? Shield?

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:12 PM
Champion in a non-title situation? Uh oh...

Bad News Gertner
01-20-2014, 10:14 PM
Wanna stab that fucking douchebag with the sign "Here for Talent, not 4 Batista". Ugly fuck. Probably got an advance on his allowance for his ticket.

slik
01-20-2014, 10:14 PM
WWE Creative Humor ‏@wwecreative_ish

Glad we chose to use one of Brock Lesnar's precious few appearance dates for this riveting segment. #RAWTonight

Corndad
01-20-2014, 10:14 PM
Been a lack of Usos this week.

Savio
01-20-2014, 10:15 PM
Wooo Naomi survives.....love her outfit.

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:15 PM
Lol Cole talking over AJ screaming

slik
01-20-2014, 10:16 PM
Orton v. Kingston is the main? Is it for the title? What did Batista do? What about Daniel Bryan? Shield?

Non-title I believe. Batista came out, cut a 60 second promo to Orton that was compromised of "I'm back. DEAL WITH IT" and walked off. He came out later and Spinebustered and Batista Bombed Del Rio.

Daniel Bryan claimed he was always infiltrating the Wyatt clan, The Shield defeated Langston/Rhodes.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:16 PM
Hey, a black person won a match tonight! The dream lives!

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:16 PM
I swear that all of AJ's "Total Diva" feuds have been the exact same formula.

Total Diva beats Tamina
Total Diva pins AJ in a tag team match
Total Diva pins AJ in one on one non-title match
AJ beats Total Diva at PPV for the title

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:17 PM
Usos! YESSSSS

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:19 PM
The Divas division is a complete joke. They really are assholes for that one.

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:21 PM
Serious Bizness right now: WHERE THE FUCK IS DOLPH ZIGGLER? How in the fuck can you find time to push Big E, Cawdy, Goldust and the New Age outlaws, but you can't find a way to put Dolph on TV? FFS even Fahn dahn gho and Xavier Rhodes got match time. KOfi is damn near main eventing, and Dolph is somewhere in the twitterverse.

Yes, the Rhodes boys have been amazing and they just fit with the shield and it's always good to see the nao, but goddamn use the active talent you've got.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:21 PM
WWE Network- DRINK!

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:21 PM
Ryback gave Dolph Ziggler another serious concussion

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:22 PM
Lol this again

Evil Vito
01-20-2014, 10:23 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Fuck's sake they just showed this an hour ago.

-edit-

Okay seems like it's a different one.</font>

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:23 PM
Its a different one

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:24 PM
Someone should enter the Rumble with stilts. His feet will never touch the floor!

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:25 PM
One year I want to see someone who is no where near the main event win the rumble. Like, Fandango, R-Truth, Tyler Breeze, or Kofi.

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:25 PM
Ryback gave Dolph Ziggler another serious concussion

Goddamn Ryback. He's careless, he's a stupid concussion machine!

OR...

Dolph is the Wes Welker of WWE.

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:26 PM
I really thought Santino was gonna pull it off in 2011.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:26 PM
This needs to be interrupted with the Wyatt's DERP on the screen.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:26 PM
I had a dream... that I MADE A TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:27 PM
Holla holla

KIRA
01-20-2014, 10:27 PM
So MLK day Kofi in the main event(total coincidence I'm sure)...Kofi either wins by dq or clean.

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:27 PM
Someone should enter the Rumble with stilts. His feet will never touch the floor!
Zach Gowen could win every year if both feet have to touch the floor is enforced

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:28 PM
Shut the hell up JBL

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:29 PM
It's good to see WWE celebrate a man who did so much for civil rights....
BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS!

I'm not meaning to be being racist but am I the only one that noticed that they let a white man curb stomp a black man on Martin Luther King Day? :-\

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:29 PM
Is that USO crip walking? Right after Dr. King's promo?

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:32 PM
Usos vs Wyatts... in kind of a tag feud between two actual, real, non-thrown together full-time tag teams. Awesome.

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:32 PM
It's good to see WWE celebrate a man who did so much for civil rights....
BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS!
People are doing this with your legacyhttp://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wblk.com/files/2014/01/Martin-Luther-King-Jr.jpg

KIRA
01-20-2014, 10:34 PM
Also I 'm sure Vince celebrates this day by actively not saying "the coloreds" in his private life for at least most of the day.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:35 PM
They cut the Wyatt's entrance??? Ridiculous!

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:37 PM
It's MLK Day...they let the Uso's Crip walk

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:38 PM
I think the crowd died

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:39 PM
JIMMY NOOOOOO

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Bad News Gertner
01-20-2014, 10:40 PM
Zeb Coulter should come out with the Prime Time Players in chains. The new Chain Gang. Everybody would enjoy that.

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:42 PM
That would be so funny...
Titjango Oneil and Darren Snake Moan...the Chain Gang Playas

KIRA
01-20-2014, 10:42 PM
It's MLK Day...they let the Uso's Crip walk They're Somoan that doesn't get a pass. It should've been PTP

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:43 PM
They're Somoan that doesn't get a pass. It shouldve been PTP

Samoan is just Niggas with Coconuts
-Vince McMahon

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:43 PM
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/ScreenShot2014-01-20at94239PM_zps8e0c1932.png

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:44 PM
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:47 PM
Luke Harper looks like an absolute lunatic. :heart:

Corndad
01-20-2014, 10:47 PM
Crowds back.

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 10:47 PM
Is Daniel Bryan not concussed?

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:47 PM
Byan's back.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:47 PM
Would laugh is Cena just doesn't show up

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:48 PM
The Usos should've laid Bryan out for turning their theme song off.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:48 PM
Is Daniel Bryan not concussed?

The main page said he's been cleared to wrestle.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:49 PM
Keep thinking FourFifty is Gertner tonight because of the Bo Dallas avatar

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:49 PM
Odds that Cena doesn't show cause Orton kidnapped him before the show and dumped him in the river...

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:50 PM
Cena's with his dad at the hospital.

slik
01-20-2014, 10:50 PM
Cena a no call no show.

Hope Maddox writes him up.

Corndad
01-20-2014, 10:51 PM
Isn't part of Cena's character how he "always shows up" , yet the biggest show of the week and he is now about 3 hours late. Guy gotta get a clock or something.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:51 PM
Cena got lost along the way

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 10:51 PM
The main page said he's been cleared to wrestle.

fucking noice!

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:51 PM
I'd hate how the Wyatts are being booked generically if it weren't for Bray always smiling like a crazy person in the end like he knows something.

Jura
01-20-2014, 10:52 PM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/35ckl1i.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:52 PM
Have the Outlaws done anything tonight?

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:52 PM
If Cena doesn't show up,
http://www.una.edu/cdc/images/pre-k-class.jpg
They RIOT!

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:53 PM
Have the Outlaws done anything tonight?


Billy Gunn got beat by CM Punk with Road Dogg on commentary

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:53 PM
Have the Outlaws done anything tonight?

Billy Gunn jobbed to CM Punk

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:53 PM
This doesn't exactly feel like Shelton Benjamin/Triple H.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:53 PM
lol. Awesome panel.

Aaaaaand no reaction for Kofi.

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:53 PM
who's the highest slotted african american on the card right now? Is it Big E? Mark Henry stays hurt...Jeez


EDIT: It's Roman Reigns

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:53 PM
"The Wildcat" Kofi Kingston is a Main Event player

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 10:54 PM
I'm looking forward to the rubber match between Kofi and Rusev.

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 10:54 PM
Billy Gunn jobbed to CM Punk

Well that was a good free agent pick up on my end. :y:

KIRA
01-20-2014, 10:54 PM
I HATE Kofis long tights and I don't know why.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:55 PM
Can HBK, Flair and Duggan do guest commentary during the rumble match, too? That would be something.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:55 PM
Kofi Kingston's tights reminds me of a Game Genie

Frank Drebin
01-20-2014, 10:56 PM
I just stopped in to tell you all "Good Luck" we're all counting on you.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 10:56 PM
I HATE Kofis long tights and I don't know why.

I prefer them to generic tights that make him more like most of the roster. Anything that makes someone stand out in the slightest.

Droford
01-20-2014, 10:56 PM
Kofi wins again, they should make it 3x at the rumble

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 10:56 PM
Ref sounds like Booker T when he's counting

KIRA
01-20-2014, 10:58 PM
If only they would bring up when Kofi beat the hell out of Orton in what could've/should've been his intro to main event status.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:58 PM
Cena: "I made it to the show, boss! Can I have my paycheck now?"

KIRA
01-20-2014, 10:59 PM
I prefer them to generic tights that make him more like most of the roster. Anything that makes someone stand out in the slightest.

granted

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 10:59 PM
Ha ha, Orton no selling the SOS this week

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Is that a Ghostbuster's themed T Shirt?

Droford
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Cena with a new shirt

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Cena looks like a fucking cartoon.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Cena took so long to get there because he was getting a new shirt made

KIRA
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
SERIOUSLY CENA a minute till the 10 O'Clock mark REALLY?

Droford
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Kofi heel turn on Cena for costing him the match

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Kofi so happy that Cena costs him a match against the champion

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 11:00 PM
Kofi wins again, they should make it 3x at the rumble

I don't think so. Orton should have won by DQ there.

Why did Kofi HELP Cena there?

blak23
01-20-2014, 11:01 PM
so did randy win?

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 11:01 PM
Kofi should be pissed. Cena cost him the match.

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 11:01 PM
lol. "He definitely senses it"

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 11:01 PM
AND WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY SUPERSTAR HAVE SOME TOWEL/HANKEY HANGING OUT OF THEIR SHIT?

Droford
01-20-2014, 11:02 PM
The shield should pop in right now and beat them up

#1-norm-fan
01-20-2014, 11:02 PM
Orton wins! Yay, whites!

blak23
01-20-2014, 11:02 PM
Shouldve gave Kofi the win off distraction

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 11:02 PM
Randy stole a car. By getting in on the passenger side. Shut up.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 11:03 PM
WHO WAS THE DRIVER?!

Droford
01-20-2014, 11:03 PM
Who was driving the silver crossover

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 11:03 PM
Last Week's ending was so much better.

KIRA
01-20-2014, 11:03 PM
Kofi pulled the car around!

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 11:04 PM
Well, that finish was... not fun.

Savio
01-20-2014, 11:04 PM
Aww no drive by

Corndad
01-20-2014, 11:04 PM
There has to be more right?

blak23
01-20-2014, 11:04 PM
That wasnt done very well

Evil Vito
01-20-2014, 11:04 PM
<font color=goldenrod>The build up to the Rumble match itself has been horrendous. They've created no favorites except Batista. Punk is a possibility but it seems pretty clear he'll have a good run only to get screwed by Kane or The Authority.

Barring an unannounced Bryan entrance, Batista is winning.</font>

Savio
01-20-2014, 11:05 PM
Boring finish

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 11:05 PM
Hmph. Did Antonio Cesaro do anything tonight?

KIRA
01-20-2014, 11:05 PM
Kofi just steps aside and gives it to Cena weird.

Droford
01-20-2014, 11:05 PM
It'd be funny if security enforced the "no reentry" rule on the door and didn't let Cena back in

el bobbo
01-20-2014, 11:06 PM
the fuck is this finish?

KIRA
01-20-2014, 11:07 PM
Kofi should be pissed. Cena cost him the match.


Thats logical you fool why would the WWE want to do that?

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 11:09 PM
Well, g'night TPWW.net. Gotta be at work at 4:30am tomorrow. Legit ugh. Only 2 more PPVs to stream until the network comes out.

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 11:10 PM
I'm gonna give this Friday Night Tykes show a chance.

FourFifty
01-20-2014, 11:10 PM
Hmph. Did Antonio Cesaro do anything tonight?

Nope :(

Savio
01-20-2014, 11:11 PM
searched "boring ending" on twitter and its all about WWE.

Lock Jaw
01-20-2014, 11:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uOObNWE.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-1-20)
Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhyyyyyyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Anybody Thrilla
01-20-2014, 11:24 PM
Luke Harper is the best. For real.

Droford
01-20-2014, 11:27 PM
searched "boring ending" on twitter and its all about WWE.

Everything can't be as crazy as the ending to Sleepy Hollow

Poit
01-20-2014, 11:38 PM
AND WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY SUPERSTAR HAVE SOME TOWEL/HANKEY HANGING OUT OF THEIR SHIT?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

Krimzon7
01-20-2014, 11:57 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

wow. I, but they're....just wow.

Droford
01-21-2014, 12:05 AM
That's why Cena has so many different shirt colors..ugh

He's had every color but grey and brown...

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 12:17 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

Yellow = "Watersports"

:lol:

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2014, 12:19 AM
Kofi: Thanks for getting me DQed Cena!

Cena: No problem buddy.

Lock Jaw
01-21-2014, 12:21 AM
I like how last week Kofi pinned Orton with the SOS, and then this week he hit it and only got a 2 count and then Orton just popped up and no sold it.

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 12:24 AM
That main event was pretty much ass, right?

Droford
01-21-2014, 12:43 AM
It was kind of funny the number of times recently they've done wrestler Y gets distracted by wrestler z on the ramp/announce table (or just music playing) to let wrestler Q get a cheap victory and yet tonight the distraction ended up getting Q dq'ed..

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 01:07 AM
Yeah, they've been overdoing that a bit.

mike adamle
01-21-2014, 11:11 AM
Welp that raw sucked compared to last week.

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2014, 01:39 PM
Watching a replay right now since I missed almost all of RAW last night.

So the Authority still keeps flip flopping between face and heel. :lol: Batista's first sentence ends up him wanting to invoke the title code.

Shield vs Cody/Goldy/Bigy was great.

:love: Emma. :nono: King thinking her dance is the hokey pokey

So all of a sudden its not ok for the Authority to attack wrestlers even though that's how the group formed.

:lol: Big Show imitating Heyman's voice.

The main event and ending was boring overall.

XL
01-21-2014, 03:55 PM
Wait a minute. They said that 62% of Rumble winners in the past decade have gone on to win the championship at Wrestlemania. How is that even possible? If you're talking about a once-per-year event over a decade, the percentage has to be a multiple of 10%.
Nice catch.
I think a great honor would have been to have two of their best woman wrestlers go out there and bust their asses for 10 min
Pfffffffffft.
Same here. That's kind of messed up, but no one wants to see Cena vs. Orton 2365341.
But, but it's a ONE-ON-ONE REGULAR MATCH!!
Maybe they misspoke in the package and meant to say 2 decades. Too lazy to do the math to figure out if that would be correct
Wouldn't that give you multiples of 5% to work with?

Also, I thought Batista looked like Pitbulls when he first came out.

And, Orton should have come out and pushed Cena down the stairs to end the show.

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 04:01 PM
Poit, maybe the percentage has to do with people who have won the event multiple times.

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 04:02 PM
Also, Cena and Batista BOTH won that one time.

XL
01-21-2014, 04:47 PM
Only they restarted the match and Batista won.

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 04:54 PM
Is that what happened? Its been so long.

I know that Cena's won at least two in that time though, right?

XL
01-21-2014, 05:02 PM
It was when Vince came down and pulled both his hamstrings getting into the ring. Sat there, ordered the match to restart in "sudden death" and Batista won. Then he had the will he switch to SmackDown to take on JBL or will he face HHH? angle.

XL
01-21-2014, 05:03 PM
And, yeah. Cena won last year and the year he came back as a surprise entrant.

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 05:03 PM
Ah yes. Those were the days.

XL
01-21-2014, 05:29 PM
I did it!!

2013: Cena - beat Rock at Mania 29
2012: Sheamus - beat Daniel Bryan at Mania 28 (in 18 seconds)
2011: Alberto Del Rio - lost to Edge at Mania 27
2010: Edge - lost to Jericho at Mania 26
2009: Randy Orton - lost to HHH at Mania 25
2008: John Cena - lost to Orton in a Triple Threat with HHH at Mania 24
2007: Undertaker - beat Batista at Mania 23
2006: Rey Mysterio - beat Orton & Angle at Mania 22
2005: Batista - beat HHH at Mania 21
2004: Some guy from Canada - beat HHH & Shawn Michaels at Mania 20
2003: Brock Lesnar - beat Angle at Mania 19
2002: HHH - beat Jericho at Mania 18
2001: Austin - beat Rock at Mania 17
2000: Rock - lost to HHH in a Fourway with Big Show and Foley at Mania 16
1999: Vince - didn't compete at Mania 15
1998: Austin - beat HBK at Mania 14
1997: Austin - didn't compete in the title match at Mania 13
1996: HBK - beat Bret at Mania 12
1995: HBK - lost to Diesel at Mania 11
1994: Bret/Luger - Luger lost/Bret beat Yokozuna at Mania 10
1993: Yokozuna - beat Bret at Mania 9

They've included 21 events in the last 2 decades. 13 winners at Mania out of 21 Rumble winners = 61.9%

XL
01-21-2014, 05:35 PM
And they didn't count Luger.

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 05:39 PM
I knew it was possible!