The 2014 "Why the heck is there no Royal Rumble thread yet" Thread!

[Razzamajazz]

lol a boring chant right away

[el bobbo]

And Orton starts out with a rest hold!!!

[rob11]

There maybe some creative chants in this one.

[FourFifty]

Well, I'm gonna keep an ear out during this match. Still need to do some dishes.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Bryan chants already</font>

[James Steele]

http://www.wrestlingshop.cz/img/p/732-1047-thickbox.jpg

[Innovator]

LISTEN TO THE REACTION FOR THE TOP PLAYERS IN THE GAME!

[James Steele]

:lol:

Even Orton can't get heel heat against Cena. #PartyLikeIts2007

[rob11]

We want Angle haha

[Tazz Dan]

Is that a 'We Want Angle' chant? Haha

[Innovator]

If they go with Batista, this crowd is going to shit all over it.

And it'll be tremendous.

[FourFifty]

Has Zack Gowen ever been in the rumble?

[Tazz Dan]

Randy Savage!

[GD]

Cena's shorts look different.

[el bobbo]

Randy Savage chant. God damn, no one gives a shit about this match.

[James Steele]

Randy Savage chant

[rob11]

This is the Championship Match and the crowd is chanting for other people.

[Innovator]

Eh fuck this, I'm gonna go walk my dog in 15 degrees.

[Tazz Dan]

Y2J

[VSG]

The crowd chants Randy Savange and delusional Vince will only hear Randy in that chant and keep him in the main event.

[James Steele]

Cena is wearing those gay ass colored/stylish belts.

[Tazz Dan]

UNDERTAKER!

[Tazz Dan]

Crowds gonna go nuts when Jericho comes out.

[Nark Order]

Crowd chanting for everyone except the people in the match. Way to make us care, WWE.

[Tazz Dan]

I mean, SPECULATE

[GD]

The crowd chants "Y2J" and Cena goes for the Boston Crab.

[James Steele]

Vintage BORING chant.

[Shadrick]

i fucking LOVE this crowd

[dronepool]

I just legit laughed at the chants.

[Razzamajazz]

this could be the most entertaining match of the night for all the wrong reasons

[rob11]

This smark crowd wants to pop big for someone in the Rumble but first crap all over this championship match.

[James Steele]

I've grown to hate crowds that go out of their way to shit on matches in recent years, but you can't follow those 2 matches they just had with this.

[rob11]

You f'ed up chant?

[Shadrick]

this could be the most entertaining match of the night for all the wrong reasons

This. Im into this match for the crowd. Single-handedly keeping me in it.

[Kingofdaswing]

If he was smart, he would grab a mic and say exactly what he said out loud without the Microphone.

"I am the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, not Daniel Bryan, not him, not anyone else. I am"

Thats how you get heat.

[Crimson]

And this match is "good for business?" Lol

[Savio]

"you both suck"

[James Steele]

"The WWE Universe is so much in favor of Cena that they are chanting random things to get into the head of his opponent Randy Orton. Only John Cena gets this kind of reaction, King!"

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The crowd is going to absolutely shit on Batista if he wins.</font>

[Droford]

Bret Hart should come out again for some cheap heat and remind the fans what he thinks about Pittsburgh

"If you were gonna give the United States of America an enema you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvannia."

[VSG]

lol did they even bother reading why #rematch was trending? If so, they would have seen "sucks" and "boring" as well with it. I am not kidding btw, go check it out now.

[James Steele]

Remember when people cheered for Triple H over John Cena? #GoodTimes

[#1-norm-fan]

lol "#Rematch" is officially the most vague term WWE has taken total credit for trending.

[Savio]

This match probably should have opened the show.

[Crimson]

It'll be funnier when Batista wins. Why can't they just deliver on Bryan's popularity

[Tazz Dan]

<font color=goldenrod>The crowd is going to absolutely shit on Batista if he wins.</font>

It'll be worse than when Orton won MiTB

[rockman725]

"you both suck"

Thought it was "you suck c!@#" but that will work too. I guess I've watched One Night Stand 2006 one too many times

[James Steele]

2 of the greatest superstars of all time teetering on the top rope groping each other hoping to find some stability.

[GD]

Kofi Kingston should come out and knock out both the competitors with multiple "Trouble in Paradise" kicks to the head.

[rob11]

It'll be worse than when Orton won MiTB

I had to be there :(

[el bobbo]

Shit. I liked Randy more as a face than I do right now.

[Hanso Amore]

I agree that normally I hate when people and smarks shit on Cena matches. But this is different. This is Cena/Orton 200 and the people want to be heard. They blow up for bryan and are ignored.

[#1-norm-fan]

So is the winner of this match facing Lesnar at Elimination Chamber "official"?

[Shadrick]

Bret Hart should come out again for some cheap heat and remind the fans what he thinks about Pittsburgh

"If you were gonna give the United States of America an enema you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvannia."
:lol::lol::lol:

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The number one trend in the world is rematch, as in &quot;We don't want to have to see another <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a>/<a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> rematch.&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RoyalRumble&amp;src=hash">#RoyalRumble</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/427626238107074561">January 27, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[#1-norm-fan]

Shit. I liked Randy more as a face than I do right now.

Way more. I'm not sure why so many people prefer him as a heel. He plays the badass face role SO much better.

[teamXtremist]

Who has shorts shorts cena has shorts shorts

[slik]

I don't think anyone wants to see Orton vs Lesnar so nope

[James Steele]

The urge to shit in a bag is rising within the hate-filled soul of Randy Orton. John Cena may just pay the ultimate price for the WWE Universe's transgressions.

[VSG]

So is the winner of this match facing Lesnar at Elimination Chamber "official"?

If that's the case, the chamber is for #1 contender's in a triple threat at WM. Nothing else really makes sense at this point.

[James Steele]

I'd like to see Brock beat the shit out of Orton with a chair for 20 minutes.

[Nark Order]

WWE are kind of dicks for trying to make us care about this feud. How many times does this have to happen before they just do something different?

[el bobbo]

lil naitch got knocked the fuck out.

[VSG]

The urge to shit in a bag is rising within the hate-filled soul of Randy Orton. John Cena may just pay the ultimate price for the WWE Universe's transgressions.

Won't work, Cena has no bag. He only has a massive and entertaining bus.

[James Steele]

#RefBump

[teamXtremist]

This is awful lmao

[VSG]

lol that ref bump was one of the better ones, I will give them that

[Razzamajazz]

LOL
THIS IS AWFUL
THIS IS AWFUL

[rob11]

"This is awful" haha

[el bobbo]

"This is awful."

[GD]

"This is awful" chants :lol:

[Shadrick]

"this is awful"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahahahha this is awful.

[Tazz Dan]

This is awful!

[Savio]

"this is awful" lol

[owenbrown]

wow does WWE think it's 2005 again?

[James Steele]

Won't work, Cena has no bag. He only has a massive and entertaining bus.

You owe me royalties as I copyrighted any form of "massive and entertaining ________" concerning professional wrestlers.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I hate crowds trying to put themselves over, but there is absolutely nothing for Cena and Orton to do together after 9 years on top.</font>

[Hanso Amore]

Seriously isnt it kind of embarrassing for your crowd to be chanting this is awful?

[James Steele]

How often is a "this is awful" chant followed up by a huge pop for a finisher?

[Nark Order]

LOL WE WANT DIVAS

[Shadrick]

legend pose. \__0_/

[Hanso Amore]

OMG WE WANT DIVAS

[el bobbo]

This match isn't that bad, but the crowd is awesome.

[Droford]

Cena has to do an RKO now..lol

[SammyG]

This shit is awesome

[owenbrown]

Triple A's forum is starting to break again :shifty:

[teamXtremist]

Come on Orton get those child bearing hips in gear

[Hanso Amore]

Orton with a BETTER STF and CENA WITH A NICE RKO! SWAP FOREVER

[GD]

Seems like they are calling the match on the fly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Worst Tornado DDT Ever.

[VSG]

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

[el bobbo]

Fuck Yeah!!! Wyatt Family!!!

[Razzamajazz]

lolwut

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HAHAHAHAHA YES!

[Tazz Dan]

Bray-Cena set up for WM!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GD]

Wow! Seems like Cena versus Bray Wyatt is a lock.

[Fenix122]

WYATTS!!

[Savio]

Join the chat before the server breaks!

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[Droford]

Say hello to John Wyatt

[Nark Order]

Bray vs Cena at WM it is.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Oh shit. Wyatt/Cena rumors were right.

Locks in a Batista win then.</font> :(

[VSG]

You owe me royalties as I copyrighted any form of "massive and entertaining ________" concerning professional wrestlers.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/billybaroo12/Wrestling/bretvsvince.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck yes, Cena vs Bray at WrestleMania!

Fuck no, Orton vs Batista being the title match/main event of WrestleMania.

[VSG]

lol at Bray Wyatt getting a YES chant, the irony is delicious how quickly he went from a heel to a "face"

[Arrogance]

Announce team sucks a rubbery one.

[Droford]

"Behold the creators of the new world"

hmm..

[GD]

Cena grows out his beard and joins the Wyatt family.

[teamXtremist]

Finally the royal rumble match

[slik]

I like the idea of new blood at WMXXX

still holding out for a Roman Reigns/Taker match over Taker/Brock...

[VSG]

Nnnnnnnnew World Order

[Razzamajazz]

when it comes crashing down and it hurts insiiiiide....

[Droford]

NWWO

New Wyatt World Order

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena grows out his beard and joins the Wyatt family.

For 2 weeks.

[Hanso Amore]

Oh god im dreading Cenas promos against the Wyatts...Deliverance jokes and Duck Dynasty references

[ShakeZula]

Streamo please?

[Savio]

Join the chat before the server breaks!

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=109788
quick before it breaks!

[VSG]

Oh god im deading Cenas promos against the Wyatts...Deliverance jokes and Duck Dynasty references

If Cena squeals like a pig, I won't complain :naughty:

[owenbrown]

my stream went away....fuck

[BigCrippyZ]

Can I get a stream please?

[teamXtremist]

Fck it's 1999

[Droford]

Oh god im dreading Cenas promos against the Wyatts...Deliverance jokes and Duck Dynasty references
Orton beat him to the Duck Dynasty joke

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm fine with Cena/Wyatt. But god dammit...that leaked card was real. Batista is winning.</font> :(

[el bobbo]

Road Dogg finally said "ass."

[Droford]

The Outlaws got their own shirts..finally

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

best rumble undercard (except for the boring title match until the end)

[VSG]

Road Dogg finally said "ass."

He said that on the pre-show as well.

[teamXtremist]

New champs

[Razzamajazz]

i love paying for something to see commercials

[Droford]

We got two words for you

NEW CHAMPS

[Shadrick]

are they faces or heels? or tweener DX style? lmao

[Hanso Amore]

Hes said ass on raw a few times

[teamXtremist]

They took ass out of the intro

[el bobbo]

You think one of the Usos will win?

[Shadrick]

fandango gonna dance his way to the ring and get eliminated right away.

[Droford]

Batista has a few words on the Rumble

"exactly"

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, no filler matches. Insane card.

[Razzamajazz]

You think one of the Usos will win?
jimmy will
fuck jey

[el bobbo]

are they faces or heels? or tweener DX style? lmao

we won't know until they push Cactus Jack and Chainsaw Charlie off the ramp in a dumpster.

[GD]

I highly dislike Sandow's t-shirt.

[#1-norm-fan]

Old school pre-rumble match promos. AWESOMMMMME!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Stop speaking, Rey.

[Savio]

Dolph return pick let out of the bag early

[ron the dial]

i love ric. "learn to love it. learn to love it."

[teamXtremist]

Less filler more flair

[VSG]

lol the crowd's already shitting on Batista. Also, IT'S TIME!

[#1-norm-fan]

ZIGGLES!?

[#1-norm-fan]

SPOILER ALERT, FLAIR!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Naitch is amazing

[Savio]

server will break soon guys......join:

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=109788

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously, Batista is the biggest favorite in the Rumble match in a while. Come on, WWE. Surprise us.

[Hanso Amore]

Every 90 seconds? I thought it was 2 minutes?

[el bobbo]

Here we go boys

[el bobbo]

Seth Rollins at #2

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>FUCK picked the wrong Shield member for #2</font>

[VSG]

Knew it would be Rollins when the music hit, poor guy is treated like the weak link irrespective of what happens.

[Innovator]

Ha, they're going to do the Shield 2-4

[BigCrippyZ]

Anybody got a stream for a cripple?

[el bobbo]

Sick kicks by both these guys.

Mr. Sandow at #3

[el bobbo]

Sick kicks by both these guys.

Mr. Sandow at #3

[Droford]

Had the wrong shield member at #2 in tipsters (had Ambrose)

[#1-norm-fan]

Not gonna mention Cody and Sandow's history? Hmm.

[Tazz Dan]

Kane! Yes!

[el bobbo]

Corporate Kane is here to eliminate people and lobby for the flat tax.

[Hanso Amore]

FUCK YEAH KANE

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD! IT'S THE BIG RED SALES DEPARTMENT MANAGER!

[el bobbo]

Punk just fucking flipped Kane out!!!

[ron the dial]

RUSEV

[Innovator]

RUUUUUUUUUUUUSEV!

[FourFifty]

ALEXANDER RUSEV!

[owenbrown]

RUSEV?! HOLY SHIT! Damn and I just started watching NXT

[#1-norm-fan]

Wow. Rusev getting his debut in the rumble match. Nice.

[el bobbo]

KOSLOV!!!

[FourFifty]

Would have been better with Lana...

[VSG]

Better theme, no Lana, no brown rag trunks- overall an improvement for Rusev.

[Hanso Amore]

Who?

[Droford]

every 90 seconds another illegal sneaks across the border lol

[el bobbo]

Every 90 seconds another illegal crosses the border.

[GD]

Weed the people!

[#1-norm-fan]

The stand-off everyone was waiting for coming into this match... Jack Swagger and Alexander Rusev.

[#1-norm-fan]

Woah. Sounded like Kofi got himself a pop there.

[owenbrown]

Kofi going after Punk first? :wtf:

[VSG]

Can't wait to see Kofi's spot this time.

[VSG]

Rusev looks silly without his usual attire though

[#1-norm-fan]

Kofi going after Punk first? :wtf:

HEEL TURN!

[Razzamajazz]

nobody's pointed to the wrestlemania sign yet

[Droford]

Can't wait to see Kofi's spot this time.
Has Kofi ever landed on top of someone who had already been eliminated?

[GD]

Pretty standard affair thus far with the exception of Rusev.

[el bobbo]

Goldie!!!

[VSG]

Has Kofi ever landed on top of someone who had already been eliminated?

lol not that I am aware of

[#1-norm-fan]

Goldust eliminates Cody to set up the WrestleMania match.

[Razzamajazz]

droford is a psychic

[Droford]

Well there you go

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Here we go!

[Hanso Amore]

Here we go Kofi SPot

[VSG]

ROFL I love Kofi

[GD]

All streams are freezing :mad:

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. No fucking way.

[Hanso Amore]

Holy shit Kofi

[Droford]

That wasnt nearly as impressive as I was hoping for

[VSG]

That was close though, he almost slipped on the ring apron.

[Hanso Amore]

Reigns will be 30

[el bobbo]

I am shocked someone didn't knock his legs for that jump.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ambrose should have told Rollins that they're finally allowed in the locker room.

[Hanso Amore]

He was jumping off a padded rail. Amazing

[Razzamajazz]

alot of guys in their 6th rumble match

[VSG]

That wasnt nearly as impressive as I was hoping for

It's a good 10 feet for more that he jumped while running on soft padding, what were you expecting?

[owenbrown]

Kofi is nucking futs

[parkmania]

Waiting for someone to have a spot where they get hung somewhere WAY away from the ring, but not eliminated yet. They get a break when their tag partner is the next entrant and carries them back to the ring.


Same spot could also be used to break up a team when the new entrant starts to help then dumps the guy off to eliminate.

[el bobbo]

nig%% truth

[el bobbo]

nig%% truth is out

[Droford]

It's a good 10 feet for more that he jumped while running on soft padding, what were you expecting?

I dunno. It just wasn't "holy shit" enough for me like most of his other near eliminations

[el bobbo]

Jimmy Uso out.

[Cuzziebro]

BIG DADDY!

[el bobbo]

NASH

[parkmania]

QUAD TEAR ALERT!

[ron the dial]

big fuckin sexy

[Droford]

Here comes Nash to ruin Punk's night again

[Razzamajazz]

#stupidquadtearjokes

[Hanso Amore]

YES MY GOD

[#1-norm-fan]

I'M MARKING OUT BRO!

[Innovator]

Go Punk, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

[Cuzziebro]

Great way to start the rumble for Reigns!

[owenbrown]

Shield gonna job to Nash? :'(

[Droford]

reigns just killed Dolph

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Shield have eliminated every black guy and islander.

[owenbrown]

Reigns gonna break the record?

[Razzamajazz]

jesus, khali fucking sucks

[Hanso Amore]

NOOOOO NASH

[Droford]

Its obviously going to be Shield/Punk as the final 4

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm very concerned anytime I know Khali has to get knocked over the top.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Great Collie eliminated!

[Cuzziebro]

SHEAMUS!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SHEEEEEEEAMMMUSUUSSSSSSSS

[KIRA]

Annnnd Sheamus is back

[owenbrown]

TOO MANY FUCKING LIMES

[GD]

Holy shit! Sheamus is back!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HE'S BACK FELLA!

[#1-norm-fan]

SHAAAAYYYYYY-MOOOOOOOOSE!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Small Dick Back-breaker.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd rather see this fella win than that Batista fella, fella.

[BigCrippyZ]

Oh look. It's Sheamus. The only guy I care as little about as Randy Orton and John Cena.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Really thought Miz was just gonna come in and eliminate Ambrose with ease for a second there.

[BigCrippyZ]

Is Punk dead?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I want Fandango to pull off the most ridiculous, silly upset ever SO BAD right now.

[Razzamajazz]

i completely forgot about los matadores

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Is El Torito the entrant?

[parkmania]

Remember when they actually did a "Juniors" Rumble?

[KIRA]

Knew the bull was gonna overshadow the team