Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe - Daniel Bryan Edition

[DaveWadding]

Answer me this: what exactly would have to happen for Daniel Bryan to turn the crowd 100% against him right now?


I'll start: dig up Mae Young, make her tap to the Yes Lock, then pee all over her corpse and the corpse of her dead rubber hand baby.

Go.

[Tazz Dan]

Admit he killed Daniel and Nancy and framed Chris.

[Tom Guycott]

The hand is all grown up now, Dave. Did you not see RAW 1000?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He'd have to quit and join TNA.

[dronepool]

Attack the Undertaker?

[voncouch]

Rape a child. I don't mean make a storyline of it, or insinuate it happened. This guy is so over right now, the only thing that could make the audience take pause is 15 minutes of literal child rape.

And they'd still probably chant "You Still Got It".

[Mr. Nerfect]

Nothing can kill Daniel Bryan's heat at the moment. I think the only thing he could do would be to get that corporate makeover and become a lackey for Triple H and Stephanie McMahon.

[Sting Fan]

Nothing can kill Daniel Bryan's heat at the moment.

WWE Headoffice just saw this an accepted your challenge... Bryan will job to 3MB individually over the next 3 weeks while wearing a tutu and demanding the fans love him.

[Droford]

Start wrestling shitty matches and not do any of his signature moves or manerisms.

[Juan]

Attack the Undertaker?

That didn't work for CM Punk

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, I don't get why people think Daniel Bryan will be booed against Taker. Bryan is so fucking over right now. Shawn Michaels gets booed for getting a tone with him.

[Krimzon7]

Nothing can kill Daniel Bryan's heat at the moment. I think the only thing he could do would be to get that corporate makeover and become a lackey for Triple H and Stephanie McMahon.

He's have to shave, wear suits, not talk, change his music, not wrestle for a year, and just be all like, 'I'm cashing stupid checks and not taking a beating. This is way better than wrestling for championships.'

Then he would have to cheat on Brie with some prost during his bachelor party on total divas while finally, FINALLY doing the Yes chant right to the camera.

[Volare]

Dude, double heel turn. Cena and Bryan play the Bellas off and become pimps starting a new super-faction with a returning Godfather.

[Ermaximus]

Pretty sure he could get away with almost anything and still be over as shit.

[Volare]

I can see that.

"Last night, I had a glass of water" **YES! YES! YES!**

"Then...I banged my hot fiancée!" **YES! YES! YES!**


Yeah you're right bro.

[Curd]

As stated by others, DB is walking on water.

As not yet stated, Daniel Bryan is as heel-proof as 2006 Kurt Angle.

[Volare]

Curd's right. We need more jokes about Jesus.

[Heisenberg]

Come out as a closet Randy Orton fan?

[Ermaximus]

Come out as a closet Randy Orton fan?

Ok, this might be the closest legit answer yet.

[Theo Dious]

As stated by others, DB is walking on water.

As not yet stated, Daniel Bryan is as heel-proof as 2006 Kurt Angle.

I wonder if he is also not a fan of "the black people."

[Lock Jaw]

He would have to go pretty much the Chris Jericho way.

Shave his beard, cut his hair. Start wearing a suit, being serious, and talking slowly.

[fundiddle]

as soon as i heard daniel bryan trying to get a john cena chant going during the tag match, i started to worry

[KIRA]

Legit cripple Roman Regins which will lead to the WWE burying DB And thus killing his momentum because The company actually wants Reigns as their golden boy.