The Interview, with you. the dirt sheets deserve a GTS.

[Phillip Brooks]

I'm here to answer any questions, you might have in regards to my walk out.

[Bad News Gertner]

Why hasn't Heath Slater been given a run with the World Title?

[Heisenberg]

This is fuckin great,

[Tazz Dan]

Just gonna tweet Ryan Clark and let him know about this. TPWW is about to blow up with new posters wanting the inside scoop.

[BigCrippyZ]

Did you leave because AJ's snatch smells like fish?

[Lock Jaw]

I wouldn't put it past CM Punk to sign up for a random internet message board and answer questions because no one would believe it. Like that time I felt that I got divulge that I was in fact the Anonymous RAW GM because no one would take it seriously.

That being said, I want to know Mr. Brooks, how did you come to arrive at TPWW for your choice?

[Savio]

WHY PUNK WHY?

[Phillip Brooks]

That being said, I want to know Mr. Brooks, how did you come to arrive at TPWW for your choice?

Because, I'm CM Punk. And you deserve the truth.

http://s2.postimg.org/69mgg7lfd/hhhbatista.jpg

[Bad News Gertner]

I KNEW IT!

[Bad News Gertner]

Ok Phillip Brooks....or should I say SARAH WILLIAMS!!!!

I can't believe I've been tricked :(

[Phillip Brooks]

Ok Phillip Brooks....or should I say SARAH WILLIAMS!!!!

I can't believe I've been tricked :(

Haha, you've all been Burned.............. The fire still burns.

[Bad News Gertner]

I can't believe the internet lied to me

[Phillip Brooks]

I can't believe the internet lied to me

I can't believe your mum is so fat, she rolled into a ball
and started shouting FREEDOM.

[Bad News Gertner]

Gah!!!!

[Bad News Gertner]

I surrender! You win!

[Phillip Brooks]

I surrender! You win!

Thank you, Thank you. Bow down..

[Bad News Gertner]

I am but a small man

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What town in Massachusetts did you have your first ECWWE match in Phillip Brooks and who was it against?

[Bad News Gertner]

Detective SlickyTrickyDamon is on the case.

[Brigstocke]

The internet is likely full of questions for you Mr Brooks, Are you gonna return? Is it actually about money? Is AJ any good in the sack?

I have one question, only one..and It is of the upmost importance. It's quite personal and I hope you are OK with it's content....I'm pretty nervous to ask if truths are being told..


Will you sign my penis?

[Savio]

What town in Massachusetts did you have your first ECWWE match in Phillip Brooks and who was it against?
Slicky, its not really Phil Brooks :roll:

[Bad News Gertner]

Actually, Punk's first match was at the ECW Arena against Richards. Not in Massachusetts.

[voncouch]

Are you related to Albert Brooks? If so, can I get Hank Scorpio's autograph?

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[mike adamle]

Thought it was at the Hammerstein in NYC?

[Bad News Gertner]

ECW arena was a house show. Hammerstein was a tv taping.

[Phillip Brooks]

ECW arena was a house show. Hammerstein was a tv taping.

Barret is shit.

[JimmyMess]

Budweiser or Coors?

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is a great gimmick.

[Ermaximus]

You should come to Megacon. There will be an open autograph table next to Virgil. You'd draw a huge crowd and Virgil might get some of the run off. Also, you can do a run in during the Micro Championship Wrestling match.

[Phillip Brooks]

Budweiser or Coors?

I'm straight edge, I don't believe in that crap.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll bite.

Mr. Brooks, can you explain this e-mail address to me?


amberkua14@mail.com

[Bad News Gertner]

Barret is shit.

I agree. He's ruining my gimmick.

[Phillip Brooks]

I'll bite.

Mr. Brooks, can you explain this e-mail address to me?


amberkua14@mail.com


I could write an entire report on that, but your brain is so filled
with dirt sheet crap. I'll shorten it down. (FaKE, AS If I CM PINK, would use a real email address). Punkalated.

[Razzamajazz]

at least spell your own name correctly if you insist on trying this shit