2/10/14 Raw Thread: The main event will totally have a clean finish, honest

[Poit]

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It has been a week, and the WWE Universe is still cheering over Daniel Bryan’s grueling victory over Randy Orton. Yet even though the former WWE Champion made a strong case for himself as the new “Face of WWE,” it’s a face from Bryan’s past – Kane’s – who may prove to be his undoing. While Bryan sorts out his issues with WWE’s monstrous Director of Operations, Randy Orton faces his next challenge, and the one and only Betty White drops by for this week’s Raw. Here’s what WWE.com thinks is in store.

[Heisenberg]

should I watch tonight Sir Poit?

[Poit]

Absolutely. Or at least, have it on so you can pay attention when something good happens.

[Heisenberg]

Stone Cold is backstage @ RAW, I know he won't get involved, it just feels good having the rattlesnake around

[Corndad]

Betty. Freakin. White.

[Heisenberg]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yeah, that's the Rattlesnake <a href="https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR">@steveaustinBSR</a> backstage at Monday Night RAW... <a href="http://t.co/f0eeFx3XOh">pic.twitter.com/f0eeFx3XOh</a></p>&mdash; Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) <a href="https://twitter.com/Michael_Fabiano/statuses/433041103860670464">February 11, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[el bobbo]

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[Droford]

Who is frank bullock?

[Poit]

Who is frank bullock?

Ring crew guy who was with the company a long time.

[el bobbo]

Will Betty White take off her top and go against the grain of the PG-era?

[Poit]

"The same thing we do every night, Big Show."

[Corndad]

Who doesn't love Betty White? Seriously.

[Poit]

That felt really awkward.

[VSG]

:heart: Tits McMahon

[Droford]

"The same thing we do every night, Big Show."

Try to take over the WWE Universe

Betty and the Show

[scatterbrain28]

Betty. Freakin. White.

Vince finally gets off his acid and says "Wait, I came up with that idea?"

[Heisenberg]

:heart: Tits McMahon

I join you in celebration

[ClockShot]

What are the odds that's all Betty White does for the rest of the night?

[Droford]

You know who were not considering.?.the guy was a punk

[Innovator]

I love how no one is breathing during their promos, can't let a Punk chant start

[VSG]

I join you in celebration

Let's toast to each of those magnificent creations then :y:

[Jordan]

Anyone got a stream Smackyourtv and firstrow seem to be lame tonight

[Innovator]

Ok there chanting Bryan, that one is ok

[el bobbo]

Anyone got a stream Smackyourtv and firstrow seem to be lame tonight

Check yo rep.

[ClockShot]

Cleveland to L.A. in a week?

What's a weird jump across the country.

[DrCrawford]

I feel like WWE somehow purposely messes up the crowd during the chants the past two weeks after punk. As if they pipe in the chant in the arena to throw the other chant off to make it sound like nonsense.

[Heisenberg]

Let's toast to each of those magnificent creations then :y:

she took that turn into my heart during the Ministry angle, I was in middle school/bout to hit high school and when she was drugged and married Triple H she got real desirable. I also remember when she was Smackdown GM, her tits were big and Bischoff would always find ways to play with them or so he thought

[Innovator]

Hmmmm, I think this guy is over

[Corndad]

Amazing Reaction. Every. Damn. Time.

[Heisenberg]

Ok, I'll stay for Kane and DB

oh no, that is piss!!!!

Dammit!

[VSG]

she took that turn into my heart during the Ministry angle, I was in middle school/bout to hit high school and when she was drugged and married Triple H she got real desirable. I also remember when she was Smackdown GM, her tits were big and Bischoff would always find ways to play with them or so he thought

Smackdown GM Stephanie is still the hottest WWE female performer in my books :D

[Innovator]

I like that we want Paige sign

[ClockShot]

Vince gonna drop by?

[Droford]

CM Punk is now IM Irrelevant

[ClockShot]

Heh, Bryan gets the night off.

[Poit]

Oh hey, bringing up sexual assault Orton.

[Droford]

HHH once drugged steph
Then he pedigreed her once

Sort of like the whole relationship is built on that kind of thing

[Corndad]

Apparently...Backstage right now...

RVD. Wonder if finally ready to use him again?

[Droford]

Who isn't backstage..

Oh..CM punk

[Corndad]

Love the Wyatt Clap thing caught on lol

[#1-norm-fan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yeah, that's the Rattlesnake <a href="https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR">@steveaustinBSR</a> backstage at Monday Night RAW... <a href="http://t.co/f0eeFx3XOh">pic.twitter.com/f0eeFx3XOh</a></p>&mdash; Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) <a href="https://twitter.com/Michael_Fabiano/statuses/433041103860670464">February 11, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I find it more interesting that Michael Fabiano is backstage.

[Heisenberg]

I find it more interesting that Michael Fabiano is backstage.

him and Adam Rank talk nonstop about wrestling in their fantasy football analysis

[Heisenberg]

The Wrestlemania sign is a lot closer than usual, kind of like the moon in Zelda: Majora's Mask

[Lock Jaw]

Rey Mysterio MANHANDLING Luke Harper!

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet Sister Abigail there

[Heisenberg]

The 619 finisher is the stupidest shit ever. Thank the demon lords Bray knows how to bait him

[Lock Jaw]

CATCHING FLIES..... FULL OF LIES.....

[Poit]

That was an amazing Sister Abigail.

[ClockShot]

Can I just pay like $10 and watch The Shield/Wyatt Family match for the PPV? It's like the only thing that has my attention right now.

[Droford]

RoboCop needs to save Daniel Bryan

[ClockShot]

Natalya's evil clone.

[Arrogance]

Ambrose dropping the belt to Reigns?

[Savio]

Didnt fandango technically eliminate El Dorito?

[Droford]

Omg ambrose is defending the us title

Sound the alarms, stop the presses

[el bobbo]

A US Title match? I forgo those existed.

[Corndad]

Eva Marie doesn't even deserve to be on the same screen as Betty White.

[Corndad]

Show the Rumble Match Cole. I dare you.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Dean Ambrose. Just looks so slimy.

McPoyle.

[Savio]

Bring back JoJo!

[Corndad]

Kinda in love with Emma. Haven't decided fully yet though. Katilyn's gone. I need a new crush. Step up.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddamn those segments where someone promotes the guest star's show or movie as it "naturally" comes up in conversation.

SO fucking awkward.

[el bobbo]

Love Dean Ambrose. Just looks so slimy.

McPoyle.

Somebody get him a glass of warm milk.

[Heisenberg]

Emma must be terrible with handjobs, I'd still suggest receiving one if she offered a champion one

[Droford]

Goddamn those segments where someone promotes the guest star's show or movie as it "naturally" comes up in conversation.

SO fucking awkward.

Just wait for the muppets to come back

[Lock Jaw]

How dare they do Fandango's entrance during the break

[Corndad]

Just wait for the muppets to come back

Hey you keep the Muppets out of your mouth sir. :mad: They are fantastic.

[Droford]

Its the Miz again

[Corndad]

This Miz Shit again lol

[Heisenberg]

The Miz trying to get a gimmick off the ground....

[Lock Jaw]

Mizgruntled

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe the two most natural performers in the company in the ring right now. JUST SAYIN'!

[Lock Jaw]

Byron Saxton in the big time

[Lock Jaw]

BOO for Byron taking potential screen time away from Renee Young

[Lock Jaw]

Turned on the WWE App in hopes of Christian talking. Got Xavier Woods instead.

[Droford]

Byron Saxton in the big time
He was an outright announcer on ECW at one point.

[Lock Jaw]

Christian can speak!

[Lock Jaw]

JBL been ragging on Xtian's looks a lot lately. Should start an "ugly Christian" gimmick.

[Lock Jaw]

Time for Jack Swaggie to get pinned

[Heisenberg]

Fuckin love The Real Americans

[Shisen Kopf]

I'm only watching rasslin tonight b/c Betty White is a sexy

[Lock Jaw]

Christian: "I live in Tampa, bro"

[#1-norm-fan]

I was distracted during Christian's promo by the bit of back hair peaking out from the top of his right shoulder.

[ClockShot]

For once Zeb's on to something here.

[Droford]

Christian can speak!
So can Cessaro!

[Corndad]

Swagger was a World Champion. He had an Eagle.

[Lock Jaw]

Christian with a nice healthy orange glow tonight. Especially standing next to Sheamus.

[Droford]

Cessaro getting Yays vs Sheamus

[#1-norm-fan]

Announcers joking about Sheamus' skin color again.

Imagine the backlash if they started making jokes about how black R-Truth is.

Double standard, bro.

[Droford]

Big Ces-ar-o chant as raw goes to commercial.. crowd needs to work on timing

[Heisenberg]

Christian should have "curled" to the ring in support of the Winter Olympics

[Shisen Kopf]

Yeah really. R-truth is so black you can only see him at night time when he smiles.

[Droford]

Announcers joking about Sheamus' skin color again.

Imagine the backlash if they started making jokes about how black R-Truth is.

Double standard, bro.

It takes a special skin tone to make me look tan in comparison

[Lock Jaw]

Cesaro getting huge pops on the app

[Lock Jaw]

Christian Clap!

[Lock Jaw]

Christian should get the win here in this match. Regain some momentum.

[Lock Jaw]

GATOR ROLL!

[Savio]

Why would miz complain? just go and accept Ambrose's open challenge.

[ClockShot]

Great match.

[Savio]

I really hate how christian takes pinsfalls, looks straight a the ref the whole time.

[Shisen Kopf]

Boooooo!

[Tazz Dan]

That was a good tag match.

[Tazz Dan]

When Hogan comes back, it's going to have to be during a Real Americans promo, surely.

[Savio]

That was a good tag match.
you're a good tag match

[ClockShot]

Eek. Even Cena's plugging the network.

[Heisenberg]

Back from taking a poop

[Savio]

Cena didn't mention christian

[Droford]

serious Cena is seriously serious

[Lock Jaw]

Every time Renee does an interview, the dude walks away, and then it always pans back to Renee looking longingly after them.

[Malfeitor]

We love Cesaro here in LA. I remember a couple SummerSlams ago the crowd popped hard when he won the US title.

[Droford]

Cena didn't mention christian

He didn't mention Sheamus, which I thought was more damning.

He's pretty young and has been positioned as a major face before..

[ClockShot]

A YouTube clip. Really?

[Lock Jaw]

:y: :y:

:mad:

:n: :n:

[ClockShot]

DEL RIO GOT HIS OLD MUSIC BACK! YES!

[Droford]

Should have been 30 seconds of him botching it

[KaosDarksol]

Almost forgot it was Monday should I actually stick around and watch raw

[Lock Jaw]

Alberto with his old theme. Has he switched back and I just didn't notice? Or is this new?

[Heisenberg]

Something funny about Alberto Del Rio dropping a pipe bomb type promo and jerking off on the titantron

[Heisenberg]

Almost forgot it was Monday should I actually stick around and watch raw

Not too shabby tonight, I'm still around and I usually leave sinking ship RAWs

[#1-norm-fan]

Someone please convince me this match isn't just Ziggler just being used to help make Del Rio look good for a couple weeks before facing Batista.

[ClockShot]

Zigs doesn't deserve that.

And we're back to Del Rio's new kicked up music.

[Droford]

DEL RIO GOT HIS OLD MUSIC BACK! YES!

He now has intro and exit music

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Holy shit...

[Lock Jaw]

Shame what has happened to Ziggler. If WWE actually made new stars ever, he could have definitely been part of the "new class".

[KaosDarksol]

well that was quick but then again they need to build del rio up as much as possible if they want him to look credible against batista

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Del Rio with the most half-hearted sign point yet.

[Droford]

Someone please convince me this match isn't just Ziggler just being used to help make Del Rio look good for a couple weeks before facing Batista.

Batista has to come save Dolph

[Lock Jaw]

Drax Destroying things

[KaosDarksol]

DEL RIO GOT HIS OLD MUSIC BACK! YES!

now he just needs his cars back and he will really be heel del rio

[#1-norm-fan]

Shame what has happened to Ziggler. If WWE actually made new stars ever, he could have definitely been part of the "new class".

Fuck making new stars.

Triple H, John Cena, Brock Lesnar, The Rock and The Undertaker will be around forever, right?

... right?

[Lock Jaw]

Is the Batista Bomb officially now just a regular powerbomb or something?

[Lock Jaw]

Is that the payoff for Del Rio/Batista? Or will they have a match?

[Corndad]

Everything the IWC has been bitching about all in one segment LOL Ziggler squashed followed by Batista lol

[Lock Jaw]

Dum dum dum DUM DUM dum DUM dum

[#1-norm-fan]

The way that Bella just said "That's not a problem" made me think she was gonna follow it up with "THIS is a problem".

[Heisenberg]

Damn WWE Network is enticing, going to at least do 6 months for some wCw Nitro

[Lock Jaw]

I hope they are inducting me into the Hall of Fame. Crossing my fingers.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is this gonna be Paul Bearer??

[Heisenberg]

Rick Martel in the Hall yet?

[#1-norm-fan]

It's gotta be either Paul Bearer or Vacant.

[Savio]

I did not like reigns in his most recent promo.

[Lock Jaw]

Usos sound drunk on the WWE App

[Savio]

The way that Bella just said "That's not a problem" made me think she was gonna follow it up with "THIS is a problem".
and then point to her HPV?

[Corndad]

I think they need one more pretty big name to make this a solid class. Bearer would be an obvious choice here but we shall see.

[Bad News Gertner]

Gonna go outside the box : Hillbilly Jim. The Legends House is starting soon and he's the only one not in yet. Plus they can use footage from the ceremony for the show.

[Lock Jaw]

and then point to her HPV?

http://replygif.net/i/305.gif

[Heisenberg]

Probably Tatanka

[Lock Jaw]

I guess they will be having a match

[Corndad]

LITA!

[Tazz Dan]

LITA!

[Droford]

Lol

[Heisenberg]

Fucking nice, Lita was so fuckin hot with tits

[Bad News Gertner]

Wow, Lita!

[ClockShot]

Lita.

Really? Interesting.

[Lock Jaw]

STACY KIEBLER!!

I mean....

LITA!

[KaosDarksol]

very unexpected but very worthy of the induction

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha, them showing her messing her neck up on that dive to the outside

[Savio]

They should have Matt Hardy in this promo package

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol who would have thought Danny Doring's skank in ECW would be in the WWE Hall of Fame.

[Tazz Dan]

I love Billy Gunn haha

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

This should be good.

[Corndad]

Betty White is outstanding. Don't care what anyone says. lol

[Droford]

Drugged billy gunn ought a be funny

[Heisenberg]

Trying to rape Betty White? Nice educational segment

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus Christ. This sketch.

I'm so glad I don't watch anymore.

:shifty:

[Corndad]

Trish should put Lita in HOF. Hardys are probably out. Edge isn't under WWE contact anymore. Punk is well.... yeah.

[Heisenberg]

where in the hell is Providence Poop at tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

AJ Lee could induct Lita

[KaosDarksol]

missed the segment and judging by your reactions I'm glad

[Lock Jaw]

USSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

[Droford]

Trish should put Lita in HOF. Hardys are probably out. Edge isn't under WWE contact anymore. Punk is well.... yeah.

Doesn't it ave to be AJ?
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/439/262/439262145_640.jpg

[Savio]

Swear this class is the "Coke Class"

[Lock Jaw]

AYATA KAYATA MUFASA FA MO SAMOA

[KaosDarksol]

hoping for a tag team turmoil match at mania for NOA to drop the tag titles

[Bad News Gertner]

Rybaxel! Ratings just picked up. Greatest power team since the Road Warriors.

[Savio]

since when did axel have that scar?

[KIRA]

Swear this class is the "Coke Class"

Are you saying Lita does drugs? Or am I misinterpreting your comments?

[ClockShot]

Uh oh. Billy Gunn don't look so good.

[el bobbo]

Road Dogg loves his "Samoan Spunk."

[Lock Jaw]

Uh oh. Billy Gunn don't look so good.

Heeeee's gonna puke!

[Bad News Gertner]

Better Than Perfect!

Fucking disrespect being shown to Ryback.

[Corndad]

Doesn't it ave to be AJ?
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/439/262/439262145_640.jpg

Didn't think of that really, but that wouldn't be a bad thing either.

[Droford]

Billy Gunn better call poison control

[Lock Jaw]

Love The Usos so much

[Bad News Gertner]

Fucking hell. Wrong team wins again.

[#1-norm-fan]

Aah, Ryback. What could have been.

[slik]

I think Lita is a good and worthy HOF choice.

The other half of one of only two divas to ever main-event RAW.

[Savio]

Are you saying Lita does drugs? Or am I misinterpreting your comments?
I remember hearing she was hospitalized for some type of overdose.

[Droford]

Heeeee's gonna puke!

Not that way..the other way.

[Tazz Dan]

Will Dean face Roman, or a "High" flyer?

[Bad News Gertner]

Doesn't it ave to be AJ?
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/439/262/439262145_640.jpg

Lol AJ's body hasn't changed since that picture.

[Lock Jaw]

The Miz is upset about not being booked on the show. Bet he doesn't accept this open challenge.

[ClockShot]

Dean Ambrose vs. what looks like Alex Riley's silhouette.

[KaosDarksol]

please don't let it be ambrose vs rvd

[el bobbo]

Billy Gunn almost pulled a Psycho Sid.

[Heisenberg]

Lita going in before the Hardy Boyz

....before Essa Rios

[#1-norm-fan]

Vacant gonna win back the US Title!?!?!

[KIRA]

Didn't think of that really, but that wouldn't be a bad thing either.

That would be kinda awesome actually.

[Bad News Gertner]

I bet it's Heath Slater. Long overdue U.S Title reign.

[#1-norm-fan]

Will Dean face Roman, or a "High" flyer?

lol. They can't possibly through Ambrose vs Reigns on a random episode of Raw without notice.

... Can they?

[Lock Jaw]

Mark Henry returns next

[Bad News Gertner]

Would love if RVD took the U.S belt off that no talent vanilla midget. Ambrose is awful. Slater deserves his spot.

[Droford]

Big E Langston will accept and unceremoniously unify the belts

[Heisenberg]

CM Punk's ex going in the HoF, I get it

[Lock Jaw]

If RVD is on the show, I riot.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd fucking love RVD to win the U.S. title. It's not like he's gonna be too busy doing other stuff to defend the title. Just keep him out of other shit and make all of his storylines revolve around the title.

Plus, even if he only appears as often as he does now, that would still mean more defenses of the title.

[#1-norm-fan]

Big E Langston will accept and unceremoniously unify the belts

I forgot Big E was the IC champion.

[slik]

Only other divas deserving of HOF are Sable and Chyna.

Or Madusa from WCW.

[Corndad]

That's What I Do.

[Droford]

I was close.

[Lock Jaw]

Ahahaha his reaction

[ClockShot]

'Zark's back.

[James Steele]

Would you put Chyna in the Hall of Fame?

[slik]

Mark Henry run 17,322.

Each run gets better.

#TeamHenry

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Mark Henry's hair. He just doesn't look as intimidating without it.

[slik]

Would you put Chyna in the Hall of Fame?

Of course.

[KaosDarksol]

was actually thinking this would have been a good time to debut someone from NXT but Mark Henry is an interesting choice

[Droford]

Mark henry wins so we can get Henry/Langston unification at WM

[KIRA]

If Henry wins it'll be the return of the belt extender! :love:

[el bobbo]

Would you put Chyna in the Hall of Fame?

For her wrestling career or her acting career?

[Heisenberg]

If RVD is on the show, I riot.

he's a good friend of the Ultimate Warrior, that should hold some merit

ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shisen Kopf]

where in the hell is Providence Poop at tonight?

He quit the forums again due to his explosive diarrhea

[Lock Jaw]

Henry wins, then Reigns is like "Pfffft" and wins it next week.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm. Henry as US champ isn't as enticing as RVD.

[Bad News Gertner]

Would you put Chyna in the Hall of Fame?

HHH would probably pedigree her at the ceremony and kill her reaction.

[Lock Jaw]

Hmm. Henry as US champ isn't as enticing as RVD.

You're right, because it would actually be enticing.

[Lock Jaw]

Loud CM Punk chants on the app, so Rollins grabs the mic and starts talking up Dean Ambrose.

[Savio]

Doesn't it ave to be AJ?
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/439/262/439262145_640.jpg
Crazy to think that a year later CM Punk was banging both of these girls.

[ClockShot]

Well that's that.

[Droford]

Match should be in a cage next week

[Lock Jaw]

OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA

[ClockShot]

LET'S GET IT ON!

[Droford]

Should have said "we're back"

[KaosDarksol]

who woulda thought 2 heel teams would be this exciting

[Lock Jaw]

Fantastic segment. I hope The Shield/Wyatts don't get physical until the PPV. The build has been great without any of the usual booking of singles/tag matches to build it up.

[Savio]

Fantastic segment. I hope The Shield/Wyatts don't get physical until the PPV.
I hope they do...........;)...........................:shifty:

[Savio]

Where's Otunga?

[Lock Jaw]

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[ClockShot]

Scotty 2 Hotty hiding somewhere?

[Corndad]

Totally random thought. Remember the time Aksana was going to marry Goldust. That was pretty fun.

[Savio]

lol at botch

[Lock Jaw]

Was just gonna say how much both Bellas have improved, but then Brie looked like she tripped over Nikki trying to do the Hardy Boyz spot

[BigCrippyZ]

Nikki Bella looks so much hotter than her sister for two reasons.

[KIRA]

HHH would probably pedigree her at the ceremony and kill her reaction.

She did ask to be let back into the company while brandishing her dido award.

[Lock Jaw]

Cameron wrestling one of her heroes here

[BigCrippyZ]

Cole: "She's (Cameron) improved hasn't she?"
(Deafening silence...)

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Cameron getting Naomi's push now

[Corndad]

Pretty sure those kids were chanting for CM Punk.

[Lock Jaw]

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[BigCrippyZ]

Ivan Drago's nephew is debuting soon?

[Lock Jaw]

BAH GAWD IT'S KANE! KANE IS HERE!