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Nervous Ferret
02-17-2014, 08:01 PM
raw

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:03 PM
Let us take in this spectacle. Sober

McLegend
02-17-2014, 08:04 PM
This is the official Raw thread

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:04 PM
Raw is War ended after 9/11.

Nervous Ferret
02-17-2014, 08:05 PM
From Denver, odds of a heel referencing the super bowl...100p

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:05 PM
Cesaro has a pretty sweet jacket

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:05 PM
LOCK JAW HAS SIGNED ON WITH NERF'S RAW THREAD!

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:06 PM
Cesaro has a pretty sweet flag ascot.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:06 PM
Fella

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:07 PM
This thread is dumb doesnt even have the right name of the show or date DELETE!

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:07 PM
YES! YES! YES! CHRISTIAN!

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:08 PM
#Snaggletooth

Nervous Ferret
02-17-2014, 08:08 PM
I added the word official so it is definitely official

Corndad
02-17-2014, 08:08 PM
Cesaro needs another win tonight.

Corndad
02-17-2014, 08:09 PM
New Shirt!!

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 08:10 PM
TWO RAW THREADS!!?!?!?!?!??! WTF!?!?!?!?

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:10 PM
Cesaro the only one without his own T-Shirt on. Need to plug that merch.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:11 PM
TWO RAW THREADS!!?!?!?!?!??! WTF!?!?!?!?

Monday Night Thread Wars.


This thread clearly has the better roster, and we will crush the other thread in ratings.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:11 PM
Aww back from corporate hell!!!! The portals of executives has opened!!

Nervous Ferret
02-17-2014, 08:12 PM
Kane is so good

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 08:12 PM
Still not caught up with the show. They're still doing their promos.
And now we see a couple of empty shotgun shells used on a horse that has been dead for about a month, oh, wait, no, that's Randy.

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:12 PM
I will post in this thread under protest. There is no show called Raw is War anymore.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:13 PM
Hope Christian beats Daniel Bryan tonight

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:13 PM
Nerf is a faggot for not setting up the thread in the proper way. Shame on you Nerf.

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 08:14 PM
Team Mexico vs Team Creepy

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:14 PM
Corporate Christian!! Would be good.

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:14 PM
http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy

Corndad
02-17-2014, 08:15 PM
Christian going all heelness this match. Might be good for him.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:15 PM
Salivating at the thought of Christian having a corporate role.

Maybe a Corporate Christian & Korporate Kane Tag Team.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:15 PM
Commercial break, time to go pee and poop




You know it

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:17 PM
Ahaha, only 15 minutes in and the Monday Night Thread Wars are over, and SlickyTrickyDamon is CRUSHED.

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:17 PM
I don't like this thread

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:17 PM
No new HIMYM tonight? La wait for it me.

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 08:17 PM
So it's Mr. White Hot vs The Most Charismatic Jobber to kick things off?
......I'm not sure how to feel about this.

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:17 PM
Ahaha, only 15 minutes in and the Monday Night Thread Wars are over, and SlickyTrickyDamon is CRUSHED.

Thread still looks stupid.

OssMan
02-17-2014, 08:18 PM
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Nervous Ferret
02-17-2014, 08:18 PM
@heisenberg and any other cool people

GoOn skype

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:18 PM
The most dangerous Christian you have ever seen

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:18 PM
So you aren't going to be there Nerf?

OssMan
02-17-2014, 08:19 PM
TWO RAW THREADS!!?!?!?!?!??! WTF!?!?!?!?

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Droford
02-17-2014, 08:19 PM
Christians get fed to lions

ClockShot
02-17-2014, 08:21 PM
So uh, Barrett coming back tonight?

We're in Chicago, too. Aren't they? How 'bout CM Punk?

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:21 PM
So uh, Barrett coming back tonight?

We're in Chicago, too. Aren't they? How 'bout CM Punk?
Denver

KIRA
02-17-2014, 08:22 PM
No smartaleky subtitle to the RAW thread this week?

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:22 PM
Loving Christian so much right now

ClockShot
02-17-2014, 08:23 PM
I saw the Flag of Chicago in the crowd. Took a guess.

Denver eh. Vince decided to return after the NBA debacle.

Corndad
02-17-2014, 08:25 PM
Christian going Heel could be a great thing for him. He always was a better Heel I think. Maybe screwjobs lets say Sheamus in Chamber? Leads to a Mania match between the two, could be exactly what the Doctor ordered for his Character.

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:25 PM
I saw the Flag of Chicago in the crowd. Took a guess.

Denver eh. Vince decided to return after the NBA debacle.

That was LA's fault..where they were last week

Tazz Dan
02-17-2014, 08:26 PM
Thread had now been stickies because well, NerF.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:28 PM
Dangerous Christian, complete with flaming bible and satanic offering plate

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:28 PM
Christian Clap!

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:29 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Really should have let Christian win that one.

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:29 PM
No smartaleky subtitle to the RAW thread this week?

Nerf isn't smart enough.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:29 PM
Christian, attack him now

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:30 PM
Dangerous Christian, complete with flaming bible and satanic offering plate

Somebody call deacon Batista

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 08:30 PM
He has one more match, so the fans don't shit on the show all night long.

Savio
02-17-2014, 08:31 PM
Brock look alike.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:32 PM
Dangerous Christian: I'm going to cut a mean sermon on your sinful little asses. You motherfuckers don't even listen to my scripture and continue to fuck each other in your shanties. Why do you come to hear me out when it's obvious that you don't want to give your full and undivided to me, a Dangerous Christian who is spitting that damn gospel faster than your sister jerking off your dad?

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:32 PM
Lol if they dump Bryan out of the Chamber match

Savio
02-17-2014, 08:33 PM
Nerf isn't smart enough.
Hot feud.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:34 PM
The most dangerous Christian

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/ScreenShot2014-02-17at73247PM_zpsa7d4d520.png

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:34 PM
Dangerous Christian: Sunday school is cancelled, your children will scissor to 50 Shades of Dangerous Christian!!! You thought you were safe when you suited up and started driving that few blocks to come see me!! You are dead wrong, when you agreed to hear me out it became instantly dangerous, hence my name. It's Jesus or the gallows for your fuckface looking existence!

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:34 PM
Jack Bauer vs a Volcano

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:36 PM
Kane in great shape.

KIRA
02-17-2014, 08:36 PM
Kane looking good these days

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:36 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2012/09/db_kane_hug.jpg

Better days

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:37 PM
Someone call Dr. Shelby

ClockShot
02-17-2014, 08:37 PM
That a boring chant I just heard?

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:38 PM
Kane looks like Stanley Kowalski right now.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:38 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bgr58XKCQAAa_Zu.jpg

RIP Nitro

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 08:39 PM
So, Bryan vs Kane in a cage at Mania?

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:39 PM
We're going to need a new 6th man

dronepool
02-17-2014, 08:41 PM
Mark Henry stood his ground... hehe.

ClockShot
02-17-2014, 08:42 PM
Nattie's evil clone.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:42 PM
Was hoping for Renee to throw her fist in there with The Shield pose

slik
02-17-2014, 08:43 PM
hey its dronepool

havent seen ur posts lately

glad to see u here

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2014, 08:43 PM
We're going to need a new 6th man

why?

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:43 PM
hey its dronepool

havent seen ur posts lately

glad to see u here

I told you he was alive, he's a heel here though, so choose your words carefully

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad93e9087a3860b3939a09ecfa7de0a6/tumblr_mq5wpaTaPZ1qedb29o1_500.gif

slik
02-17-2014, 08:45 PM
I will turn heel and join forces with him

(unless he hates D Bry or Cesaro)

Corndad
02-17-2014, 08:45 PM
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slik
02-17-2014, 08:46 PM
Wonder if we will get a WADE BARRETT sighting tonight

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:47 PM
Dum dum dum DUM DUM dumDUM DUM

Savio
02-17-2014, 08:47 PM
So, Bryan vs Kane in a cage at Mania?
Please no

ClockShot
02-17-2014, 08:48 PM
Emma w/ Santino.

Dunno how I feel about this pairing.

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 08:48 PM
FahnDahnGo vs Santino...

In other news, I recently quit drinking. The fact that it's not Emma vs Summer Rae makes me regret that choice.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:49 PM
EMMAlution still a mystery
paired with shit for all to see
and makes me cum in misery

ClockShot
02-17-2014, 08:49 PM
Fuck off, Cole.

No need to bring up the Super Bowl.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:50 PM
I like summer Rae's Betty Rubble costume

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:51 PM
This is dumb

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:52 PM
Emma could be used much better than this. Also, I dunno why, but she looks much better on NXT. RAW makeup department puts too much makeup on her or something.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:53 PM
Mark Henry has a fuckin poopy attitude tonight, first he's fucking old ladies, then years later we are to assume he has a building that he puts his fallen enemies in?

slik
02-17-2014, 08:53 PM
BARRETT BARRAGE


http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8KCDMX7cQ3k/maxresdefault.jpg

Droford
02-17-2014, 08:54 PM
The put steps on the other side of the barricade lol

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:54 PM
I wonder how many buckets of water The Shield douse themselves in before coming out

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:57 PM
Random Theodore Roosevelt quote

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:57 PM
Random Teddy Roosevelt vignette for President's Day

God damn he'd be a great wrassler if he was preserved and unleashed in the present

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:58 PM
I hope they are debuting someone with a Theodore Roosevelt gimmick. Like he time traveled to the present and decided to join rassling.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 08:58 PM
Think of all that urine the crowd is holding so they can catch the latest Mark Henry match

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 08:59 PM
Read this comic book once where Teddy Roosevelt teams up with the ghost of Thomas Edison and they travel through time and fight space nazis on Mars

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:00 PM
Squash match

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:01 PM
Old U.S. Presidents and fictional events are always a hit with me. I liked that Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie

Savio
02-17-2014, 09:01 PM
Are you sure it was a book? are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:02 PM
Lol at the crowd where-ing

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 09:03 PM
I'm a 30 year old man who is emotionally disturbed by a man in a sheep mask.

Savio
02-17-2014, 09:04 PM
Why would Reigns not help Dean jump Henry? They do that all the time?

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:04 PM
Good news, the Wrestlemania sign is impervious to the light controlling antics of the Wyatt Family

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:06 PM
This is so great.... fans really want to see these guys finally go at it....

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:06 PM
Is this supposed to make the ladies in the crowd hot that they start fingering themselves?

Much cadence, such group, wow

slik
02-17-2014, 09:06 PM
Looking forward to Wyatts/Shield at EC

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:08 PM
Wyatts/Shield would have made a good Mania match.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:08 PM
BYRON SAXTON LIVE ON THE WWE APP!!!!

(with Kofi Kingston)

slik
02-17-2014, 09:09 PM
Has anyone told Dronepool about all the demons in 100k cool thread

Feel like he would appreciate them

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:10 PM
Kofi mentioning how he beat Orton but didn't even get a chance to get into the Elimination Chamber. Blames corruption.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:12 PM
Has anyone told Dronepool about all the demons in 100k cool thread

Feel like he would appreciate them

I DIDN'T!!! What kind of minion am I right now??

How should we guide him through the dark pond to the destination?

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:12 PM
Lol stackdown

slik
02-17-2014, 09:13 PM
WADE BARRETT!

Innovator
02-17-2014, 09:13 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/aGSNcMRwMQw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 09:13 PM
That segment was.... a segment.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:13 PM
Wade Barrett is so fuckin over with me right now

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:13 PM
I hope that didn't spoil the return of Bikertaker

Bad News Gertner
02-17-2014, 09:14 PM
Bad News Barrett is a heat machine. Fucking love #BNG.

Phillip Brooks
02-17-2014, 09:15 PM
I hope that didn't spoil the return of Bikertaker


I was thinking the same thing, throwing a little hint haha.

slik
02-17-2014, 09:15 PM
I DIDN'T!!! What kind of minion am I right now??

How should we guide him through the dark pond to the destination?

We gotta play it cool.

We got to be like 'Hey DronePool nice Manson stuff so yeah, I know where the hook-up at. All them fine sinister ho's be in 100k Cool edition, 100k Demons, that's what i'm talking about'

dronepool appreciates jive talk. Gotta jive at him.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:15 PM
I can't for the life of me remember when someone was jumped backstage and taunted on. I miss that shit.

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:16 PM
WWE needs someone going around with Good News but they don't have anyone that looks like Professor Farnsworth

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:17 PM
We gotta play it cool.

We got to be like 'Hey DronePool nice Manson stuff so yeah, I know where the hook-up at. All them fine sinister ho's be in 100k Cool edition, 100k Demons, that's what i'm talking about'

dronepool appreciates jive talk. Gotta jive at him.

dronepool is the key to opening up the gates of Hayell. I wish not to anger him before that happens. I could launch him a few feet if we could break kayfabe for a few seconds. I'd follow him into the depths of hell

owenbrown
02-17-2014, 09:17 PM
Bad News Barrett is a heat machine. Fucking love #BNG.

lol

Phillip Brooks
02-17-2014, 09:17 PM
Swagger botch, haha.

slik
02-17-2014, 09:17 PM
I hope that didn't spoil the return of Bikertaker

Biker Taker vs Surfer Sting ONLY

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:19 PM
Big E have an even more remixed theme now? Even worse.

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:20 PM
They should shorten Big Shows name to Big S

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:20 PM
WE'RE A THREE MAN BAAAAAND

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:21 PM
(But there are only two of us)

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:23 PM
Injurecontinental champion

Corndad
02-17-2014, 09:23 PM
lol Zeb just talking during the Match

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:24 PM
Don't Hinder Jinder

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:24 PM
Zeb cheering on two illegals like Mahal and McIntyre

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:26 PM
Cole almost saying Lashley

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vd1ZchL.jpg

Corndad
02-17-2014, 09:28 PM
Freakin Ivan Drago lives. Blonde Wife included.

Phillip Brooks
02-17-2014, 09:29 PM
Ivan Drago, coming to Raw. shit got real.

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:30 PM
The Eric Bischoff Memorial Classic Invitational is Sunday

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:31 PM
http://i28.tinypic.com/n2yaag.jpg

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 09:35 PM
Really dislike the theme to the chamber ppv....

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:35 PM
Elimination Chamber PPV theme sounds like the "Bro Mans" theme

Corndad
02-17-2014, 09:37 PM
Can't wait to watch December to Dismember on the Network next week.

Heisenberg
02-17-2014, 09:38 PM
The way they booked Royal Rumble has me feeling like I shouldn't buy this PPV. I'm not getting got like that again a day before the Network launch

slik
02-17-2014, 09:39 PM
Cesaro World Order

Savio
02-17-2014, 09:39 PM
Epico and primo in the main event?

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:40 PM
John Cena, now powered by neon gamma rays

Phillip Brooks
02-17-2014, 09:40 PM
hahah Cena botch entrance?.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 09:41 PM
Still have no idea what the lyrics to Cena's theme are, but I swear at one point it says "Zack Gowen better tap out"

BigCrippyZ
02-17-2014, 09:42 PM
Freakin Ivan Drago lives. Blonde Wife included.

Ivan Drago, coming to Raw. shit got real.

Come on guys. Why you gotta steal from me? http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4376345#post4376345

BigCrippyZ
02-17-2014, 09:45 PM
The way they booked Royal Rumble has me feeling like I shouldn't buy this PPV. I'm not getting got like that again a day before the Network launch

:yes: Me neither. Although I feel like Elimination Chamber has me a little more interested overall compared to my interest in the Rumble. Mainly the Chamber match and the Wyatts vs Shield match are what I want to see.

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:47 PM
Just Cesaro anyrelation to Just Joe?

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 09:49 PM
Not really feeling Raw this week... The matches are good, the crowd isn't shitting all over it, the segments aren't terrible... but I'm just... not feeling it.

Droford
02-17-2014, 09:50 PM
Cesaro should have a Fear the Bald shirt

BigCrippyZ
02-17-2014, 09:52 PM
Not really feeling Raw this week... The matches are good, the crowd isn't shitting all over it, the segments aren't terrible... but I'm just... not feeling it.

It hasn't been bad, no bad matches or too many bad segments it just feels flat. No energy, hasn't flowed well or something. Feels like it should already be main event time (10:52pm EST)

Phillip Brooks
02-17-2014, 09:53 PM
Come on guys. Why you gotta steal from me? http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4376345#post4376345

Do I give a shit?

Savio
02-17-2014, 09:54 PM
Remember when brock was pissed and wanted the WWE title?

Savio
02-17-2014, 09:55 PM
that song makes me not want to buy subway

Droford
02-17-2014, 10:01 PM
Cena doesnt swing that way

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:02 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GE_LPq6hdXs/UFwqwRU6UMI/AAAAAAAAB7g/U3xiNcMVOtc/s1600/MORTAL%2BKOMBAT%2BTOASTY%2B1.jpg

owenbrown
02-17-2014, 10:04 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YA1M4K0M5Rc/Um6HOdXI07I/AAAAAAAABcM/TC_Fn430p-k/s1600/CENA+WINS+LOL+GIF.gif

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:04 PM
Tremendous match right there

Droford
02-17-2014, 10:05 PM
Good night Antonio

Corndad
02-17-2014, 10:05 PM
Love Cesaro. So Much.

DrCrawford
02-17-2014, 10:05 PM
Great match. When will the crowd learn that when he is spinning if you are going to count - count the actual rotations and not just seconds lol

The only thing worse than Cena's theme is it playing over double on a replay and live in the arena.

Malfeitor
02-17-2014, 10:05 PM
Holy fuck. Great match.

Droford
02-17-2014, 10:06 PM
Zeb gets the Nooooooo! Movement shirt

BigCrippyZ
02-17-2014, 10:06 PM
That was great. Even with Cena winning, I felt like I just got a great free PPV match.

Malfeitor
02-17-2014, 10:07 PM
Cesaro's flip escape from the AA was fucking awesome.

Corndad
02-17-2014, 10:08 PM
Cesaro is the goods. Don't even care he doesn't have a first name anymore lol

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:09 PM
Fit Finlay on the WWE App

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:13 PM
Batista's new shirt makes him look like a bigger Randy orton

Corndad
02-17-2014, 10:15 PM
Titus vs Darren on PPV eh. Wow. "That will put some butts in the seats"

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:15 PM
Titus is pretty great on the microphone

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:16 PM
Except this part where he is yelling

Savio
02-17-2014, 10:16 PM
Whats up with people screaming lately?

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ofqUFps.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-2-17)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GE_LPq6hdXs/UFwqwRU6UMI/AAAAAAAAB7g/U3xiNcMVOtc/s1600/MORTAL%2BKOMBAT%2BTOASTY%2B1.jpg

BigCrippyZ
02-17-2014, 10:16 PM
Except this part where he is yelling

:yes:

JBL: "Why's he screaming?" :lol:

Droford
02-17-2014, 10:16 PM
Titus vs Darren on PPV eh. Wow. "That will put some butts in the seats"
Token match for black history month

Savio
02-17-2014, 10:17 PM
Titus vs Darren on PPV eh. Wow. "That will put some butts in the seats"
You know some PPVs have an undercard right?

slik
02-17-2014, 10:17 PM
El TORITO SIGHTING

Bad News Gertner
02-17-2014, 10:18 PM
Have Rybaxel wrestled yet?

Evil Vito
02-17-2014, 10:18 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Watching for the first time since the Rumble, mainly because I'm getting the chance to see EC for free and I'd like to be caught up on the stories. I can only assume Orton jobbing cleanly to most of his EC opponents is so that we can be "shocked" when he wins.

Cesaro/Cena was fantastic as well.</font>

Shisen Kopf
02-17-2014, 10:19 PM
Token match for black history month

I look forward to it every year. I am Black history personified.

ImAnIdiot
02-17-2014, 10:20 PM
Token match for black history month

And knowing WWE a white ref will win the match...

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:21 PM
This RAW needs more USOS

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:21 PM
Ha ha ha.... Bray Wyatt giving looks to the cameraman, waiting for his cue.

Corndad
02-17-2014, 10:23 PM
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Bad News Gertner
02-17-2014, 10:24 PM
Oh shit, Rybaxel facing The Brotherhood on the Kick Off show. Will actually wtch it this time.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:25 PM
Sin Cara pooping a cross

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 10:27 PM
How many matches has Sin Cara lost with the Swanton? With his win/loss record based on that move you'd think he'd adopt a new maneuver.

Corndad
02-17-2014, 10:29 PM
World War 3 followed by Wrestlemania 4 as my first choice of viewing options.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:34 PM
USOS!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 10:35 PM
Why are they still saying DX... It's like seeing a 40 year old wear his letterman's jacket to the highschool homecoming game, and he's the only adult fan there.

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:35 PM
Oh damn, a singles match! Which Uso do I have in the Pool?

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:35 PM
Damn, I have Jimmy

Bad News Gertner
02-17-2014, 10:36 PM
Why are they still saying DX... It's like seeing a 40 year old wear his letterman's jacket to the highschool homecoming game, and he's the only adult fan there.

Because it's over as fuck you jiggidy jiggidy jew

FourFifty
02-17-2014, 10:36 PM
Ya know, I'm done. Fuck it. I'm done tonight. I'll read the results or listen to TLP later.

Bad News Gertner
02-17-2014, 10:39 PM
The Usos are very annoying on commentary

Savio
02-17-2014, 10:40 PM
Missed half of the match was the Uso on commentary bad the whole time?

Bad News Gertner
02-17-2014, 10:41 PM
God awful. Although I love watching them in the ring.

Savio
02-17-2014, 10:41 PM
I'd rather see Sheamus vs Batista over the alternative.

slik
02-17-2014, 10:41 PM
Iginfest blowing a testicle over that Billy Gunn loss...

DrCrawford
02-17-2014, 10:41 PM
The Uso's need to ditch their boot covers. All I see when I look at them are black adidas sandals with black socks. I know thats not what they are but still...

slik
02-17-2014, 10:41 PM
God. Sheamus vs Orton sounds horrible.

Who the fuck booked that for a main-event?

Savio
02-17-2014, 10:42 PM
Sheamus is very vanilla........promo wise

Bad News Gertner
02-17-2014, 10:43 PM
Sheamus is awesome. Should be a good match with Orton.

Shisen Kopf
02-17-2014, 10:43 PM
Usos are like a low rent Bushwhackers

Lock Jaw
02-17-2014, 10:50 PM
Odds on this match ending in a big brawl with all the chamber participants?

SammyG
02-17-2014, 10:50 PM
Yo this has been a good Raw

slik
02-17-2014, 10:52 PM
Not really

it's been alright

nothing has really happened. Good Wyatts promo, good Cena/Cesaro match, that is it

Savio
02-17-2014, 10:54 PM
opening segments were alright

Shisen Kopf
02-17-2014, 10:54 PM
I don't ever tape Raw

Droford
02-17-2014, 11:00 PM
That was the weakest announce table spot I've seen

Corndad
02-17-2014, 11:04 PM
Remember when they TRIED to have this match on the Raw after Mania last year.

Corndad
02-17-2014, 11:04 PM
Sheild?

Savio
02-17-2014, 11:04 PM
Christian was the only one to lose to orton.

Corndad
02-17-2014, 11:04 PM
Its a MELEE!

Droford
02-17-2014, 11:05 PM
12 man slugfest

Savio
02-17-2014, 11:05 PM
Now we need Darren young and Titus to run out!

Innovator
02-17-2014, 11:05 PM
WE'RE OUT OF TIME HERE COMES STING!

Savio
02-17-2014, 11:11 PM
So wait all the stuff in this movie is supposed to happen Wednesday?

BigCrippyZ
02-17-2014, 11:18 PM
So wait all the stuff in this movie is supposed to happen Wednesday?

Yes damn it! That's what it says!

BigCrippyZ
02-17-2014, 11:29 PM
So wait all the stuff in this movie is supposed to happen Wednesday?

Don't be afraid. Dennis Quaid will save you.

XL
02-18-2014, 05:32 AM
Bath turds!

Could they have hinted at Shield/Wyatts happening inside the Chamber more? All the talk of "war" and "games" had me convinced they were gonna do War Games.

Heisenberg
02-18-2014, 08:38 AM
Dangerous Christian

Cesaro

Bad News Barrett

Pretty much the gist of RAW in top 3 quick fire sequence

Heisenberg
02-18-2014, 08:47 AM
I stopped watching at the end of the second hour. Same go home formula, seen it before. If I don't see an edgier product after Mania, I think I'll abandon ship.

The wrestling is great and all, but I like to see some quality storyline shit that is supposed to shock and bring feels out of me.

Innovator
02-18-2014, 02:58 PM
That opening segment made me feel like they treat Christian like they treated Squeak in BASEketball

Emperor Smeat
02-18-2014, 03:03 PM
The back-and-forth teasing and trash talking between the Shield and Wyatts have been amazing so far.

Cesaro-Cena match was great.

Really random way to end the Orton-Sheamus match. The entire Orton gauntlet series was good overall.

Innovator
02-18-2014, 03:12 PM
Triple H, being a former bodybuilder, loves symmetry. He wanted Orton's record to be 1-3-1 in the gauntlet.

Anybody Thrilla
02-18-2014, 06:13 PM
Cena/Cesaro might be match of the year so far. Hot damn.

Damian Rey
02-18-2014, 11:20 PM
Agree with Thrilla. Cena/Cesaro was amazing. Orton/Sheamus was actually a pretty good match, despite the out of nowhere ending.