Triple H: ‘I Invented The Elimination Chamber Match’

[Phillip Brooks]

Oh for fuck sake, we don't give a shit, if you invented it or not..
Your a dildo cock sucker man.



“I’m the one who invented it. I drew a square cage and put four other squares in the corners. And I said, ‘It’s six guys. Two start and every few minutes, another cage opens and one more guys enters the fight, and everyone fights until there’s one guy left.’ I thought it could be interesting because, if the Superstars involved have issues, then there’s intrigue.

In typical WWE form, it was twice as big as I envisioned it and twice as elaborate. We don’t do anything small, so I should have known better. When I stood in it for the first time, I thought, ‘Jeez. Please don’t tell anybody this was my idea!’ One of the things I find funny is watching the guys who haven’t been in it yet. They’re talking about all these crazy things they’re going to do in the Chamber. And then they go sailing over the rope for the first time and hit the floor, and their whole demeanor changes. Every bit of bravado goes out the window and they think, ‘Oh man, I’ve got another 30 minutes in here?’”




Did he invent Hell in a cell too?.

[VSG]

Clearly you give enough of a shit to make this thread.

[Razzamajazz]

^

[NormanSmiley]

sources? wasn't it common knowledge bischoff came up with this?

[Nark Order]

It is entirely possible that Triple H came up with the Elimination Chamber. Everyone calm down.

[JimmyMess]

When I read the piece I immediately thought of this:
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[James Steele]

Triple H invented oxygen. Shut your fucking mouth.

[CSL]

stellar thread

[CSL]

"stellar" is the best word

[KaosDarksol]

Is Triple H going to take credit for inventing money in the bank too

[Phillip Brooks]

Is Triple H going to take credit for inventing money in the bank too


He's going to take credit for popping his sperm, into
Steph's little hole, and puking out kids.. $£$$$$$$.

[Fignuts]

"stellar" is the best word

Not as good as "scuba".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RIP "Phillip Brooks"'s posting career.

[VSG]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/satchow">@satchow</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> He did.</p>&mdash; Eric Bischoff (@EBischoff) <a href="https://twitter.com/EBischoff/statuses/436234382836125697">February 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Migs121788">@Migs121788</a> It is true. It was only my idea in a story line.</p>&mdash; Eric Bischoff (@EBischoff) <a href="https://twitter.com/EBischoff/statuses/436234160215060480">February 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[VSG]

Can we ban this sock now?

[CSL]

Not as good as "scuba".

going to move to the Maldives and open Stellar Scuba

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can we ban this sock now?

Ban him? He's already banned.

[The Rogerer]

I feel like that quote has been around for 10 years.

[Brigstocke]

Just create a 'Dave Bautista' sock and have him main event the next Raw thread... 'Phillip Brooks' would have to skulk off crying then..

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/satchow">@satchow</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> He did.</p>&mdash; Eric Bischoff (@EBischoff) <a href="https://twitter.com/EBischoff/statuses/436234382836125697">February 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Migs121788">@Migs121788</a> It is true. It was only my idea in a story line.</p>&mdash; Eric Bischoff (@EBischoff) <a href="https://twitter.com/EBischoff/statuses/436234160215060480">February 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I really did figure he came up with it. Oh well..

[Bobo]

What does he want a Nobel Prize or something?

[Nark Order]

I literally hate Triple H with every fabric of my being. That being said, this thread is stupid.

[The Rogerer]

When I think on it, I remember that exact quote from years ago. Why is this suddenly a thing again?

[VSG]

I literally hate Triple H with every fabric of my being.

No, you don't. Stop being so melodramatic.

[James Steele]

All of you need to escape this burning bunghole of awe-inspiring shit-infested chaos immediately.

[screech]

Bunghole. Nice.

[James Steele]

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Bungholes were first used on wooden barrels, and were typically bored by the purchaser of the barrel using a brace and bit. Bungholes can be bored in either head (end) of a barrel or in one of the staves (side). With the bung removed, a tapered faucet can be attached to aid with dispensing. When barrels full of a commodity were shipped, the recipient would often bore new bungholes of the most suitable size and placement rather than remove the existing bung. Wooden barrels manufactured by specialty firms today usually are bored by the maker with suitable bungholes, since the hobbyists who purchase them for the making of beer, wine, and fermented foods often do not have a suitable brace and bit[citation needed].
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Bungholes can be made on the bottom of small boats. The hole would have a small piece of cork (Bung) in the hole while in use by the owner; when it was not in use the owner would remove the bung so if unwanted visitors decided to take the boat they would sink. Used mostly in the Renaissance and Middle Ages.

Usage of the term as a slang word for the anus dates back to at least the 16th century, as shown in Gargantua by François Rabelais. "... I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose ..."

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[Damian Rey]

If he truly did create the match, kudos to him. The Elimination Chamber has pretty much taken over the standard cage match and HITC as the current awe inspiring match.

[James Steele]

I am hoping they use it for a "War Games" type match like the 6-man tag mode in their video games.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

When I think on it, I remember that exact quote from years ago. Why is this suddenly a thing again?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa8q20_ric-flair-returns-to-nitro-pt-2_sport

[voncouch]

Funny, nobody flipped their shit years ago when Jericho admitted to coming up with Money in the Bank.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Maybe that was Triple H too

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

(Kick wham pedigree)

[XL]

I am hoping they use it for a "War Games" type match like the 6-man tag mode in their video games.

If only they had a 6-man tag match happening at this year's Elimination Chamber PPV...

[Brigstocke]

In fairness, HHH Is a wrestling legend... He would likely kick out and go on to win a match where he was harpooned through the heart..

Even the Likes of The Rock and Hogan couldnt do that...

[James Steele]

If only they had a 6-man tag match happening at this year's Elimination Chamber PPV...

I'm hoping they make it a complete clusterfuck finish/brawl and they use it at WrestleMania by saying the Elimination Chamber was so successful they are going to use it again but in a completely different way on the grandest stage of them all. #Best4Business