Batista loves this business

[NormanSmiley]

A thread for only one liners that make you chuckle

[Nark Order]

Triple H legitimately earned his spot.

[Lock Jaw]

OHHHHHH BOYYYY! - Michael Cole

[NormanSmiley]

Vintage michael Cole

[Heisenberg]

HULK HOGAN WE COMIN FOR YOU $&@/-

[DrCrawford]

The Rock: "I am home and I promise I'm never leaving again"

[NormanSmiley]

Who are you to doubt el dandy

[Shisen Kopf]

Tatanka

[Rammsteinmad]

The Rock: "I am home and I promise I'm never leaving again"

First thing that came to mind.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Wouldn't it be crazy if Rock retired from Hollywood and became a part-time wrestler again like Undertaker? Maybe did a few months of announcing every year after his Rumble-Wrestlemania runs.

[MIZantine Empire]

Shucky ducky quack quack -booka t (I'm not black, so I dropped the "er" and added an "a"

[Dukelorange]

I got my hurri-powers

[Dukelorange]

The ShockMaster...

[NormanSmiley]

He fell on his arse

[JimmyMess]

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[Heyman]

"Steve Austin is like a folk hero" - Good ol' JR Wrestlemania 17.

[NormanSmiley]

"i'm from Winnipeg you idiot"

[Fox]

"I am not a nugget!"

[Fox]

"What're you gonna do? Hit me? Or do you gotta go in the back and get your wife's permission first"?

[NormanSmiley]

Armbar

[Razzamajazz]

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[Theo Dious]

"Price check on a jackass!"

[Savio]

"Kick your leg out of your leg"

[Theo Dious]

"Kick your leg out of your leg"

Creeeeepy. Was going to say that next.

Instead I'll go with:

"Between you wanting a piece of the Rock's ass, and him being the world champion sucker, the Rock is starting to wonder what kind of Alliance you're running here!"

[Theo Dious]

The single least insightful remark ever made by anyone on commentary ever:

"These people certainly seem to appreciate Austin's effort... they certainly do not appreciate his attitude."

-Vince McMahon, Royal Rumble 1997

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Triple H legitimately earned his spot.

Wasn't he already a world champion before he starting dating Stephanie?

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[NormanSmiley]

it doesnt matter what your name is

[Theo Dious]

Wasn't he already a world champion before he starting dating Stephanie?

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Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

[JimmyMess]

"If you think that I was just the right gay guy"

[Heyman]

"HBK and Orton are a bah gawd dream team!"

- That fucking faggot Jim Ross who was acting even more gayer than usual for his standards on this particular evening, mentioned HBK and Orton being a 'dream team' on like 4-5 different occassions.

[Curtis]

"I'm Braden Walker and I'm gonna knock your brains out"

[JimmyMess]

"And oh to say the least The Rock is something you're not, Undisputed Champion, so shut up bitch!"

That is the greatest ownage ever.

[Nowhere Man]

"AAAAAH! IT'S NOT HOT!" (http://youtu.be/kx8Xb5VJulQ)

[NormanSmiley]

"he got a bicycle" (will always be my fave)

[Droford]

"Theres a lady in the Men's bathroom" - dusty rhodes during the Benoit/Sullivan Falls Count Anywhere match at GAB 96

[JimmyMess]

Let the boobies hit the floor!

[Brigstocke]

THE BUFFET IS CLOOOOOSED

[Theo Dious]

"A friend in need is a pest."

[el bobbo]

If he thinks I'm a B plus, I'll show him a Knee plus.
-Daniel Bryan

[Swiss Ultimate]

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Close this thread.

[Juan]

Pay your taxes.

[voncouch]

What's mine is mine. What's yours, is mine too!

http://www.lordofrings.gr/userfiles/image/WWE/SUPERSTARS/LEGENDS/Repo_Man.jpg

[voncouch]

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Look at the adjective!

[voncouch]

Hey, my chicken suit!

[Brigstocke]

Fruity Pebbles

[rob11]

"And then Big Show, you do something that is the most impressive thing the Rock has ever seen and that's this *makes The Big Show's arm thing*"

[The MAC]

:'( i lost my smile :'(