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Heyman
03-03-2014, 11:59 AM
In your opinion, has former WWE announcer Jim Ross given head before?
ron the dial
03-03-2014, 12:03 PM
pre or post bells palsy?
ron the dial
03-03-2014, 12:04 PM
nah nevermind he definitely has
Heyman
03-03-2014, 12:16 PM
pre or post bells palsy?

Can you imagine how much slobber-on-BALLS actions someone would get if they received head from Jim Ross POST bells palsy?
Shisen Kopf
03-03-2014, 04:03 PM
He uses his BBQ sauce to make it taste better
dronepool
03-03-2014, 04:29 PM
He uses his BBQ sauce to make it taste better

I wanted to make this joke.

:wave:
KaosDarksol
03-03-2014, 04:36 PM
Pretty sure there is a backstage Vince McMahon suck my dick club, and I'm pretty sure Jim Ross was the first one in that club.
Innovator
03-03-2014, 04:39 PM
Never change, Heyman
KayfabeMan
03-03-2014, 07:58 PM
It'd be a slobberknocker.
Shadrick
03-03-2014, 08:10 PM
He's married so, I imagine.
owenbrown
03-03-2014, 08:11 PM
serious lack of Stima references in this thread :shifty:
SlickyTrickyDamon
03-03-2014, 08:12 PM
He's married so, I imagine.

Does marriage turn you into a homosexual?
SlickyTrickyDamon
03-03-2014, 08:17 PM
wig split time.
ron the dial
03-03-2014, 08:18 PM
Does marriage turn you into a homosexual?
"giving head" can also mean eating pussy, it's just not used that way as often. PROTIP for you wrestling forum virgins.
Theo Dious
03-03-2014, 09:28 PM
He worked for Leroy McGuirk, who was blind... they probably told them he was a chubby whore as a rib.
SlickyTrickyDamon
03-04-2014, 12:01 AM
I think we all assumed that this was a sucked dick question not pussy.
MIZantine Empire
03-04-2014, 12:23 AM
It'd be a slobberknocker.

More like slobber-knobber
DaVe
03-04-2014, 05:12 AM
Something hugely wrong with Heyman. But you already know that.
Curd
03-04-2014, 05:31 AM
To Vince McMahon when part of his Kiss My Ass Club, no doubt.
Crippla
03-04-2014, 08:02 AM
Yeah definately
Bad News Gertner
03-04-2014, 08:27 AM
Lol prom king
Droford
03-04-2014, 08:42 AM
What a great question for "an evening with Jim Ross"
Savio
03-04-2014, 05:35 PM
"giving head" can also mean eating pussy, it's just not used that way as often. PROTIP for you wrestling forum virgins.
Being mean is not the sign of a true king
ron the dial
03-04-2014, 05:58 PM
my only intent was to provide information for the wrestling forum virgins.
Shadrick
03-04-2014, 06:16 PM
Does marriage turn you into a homosexual?

Well the term "head" isn't exclusive to fellatio. It applies to cunnilingus as well. :naughty:
Shadrick
03-04-2014, 06:17 PM
"giving head" can also mean eating pussy, it's just not used that way as often. PROTIP for you wrestling forum virgins.

my man.
Jordan
03-04-2014, 08:07 PM
Im laughing out loud
ron the dial
03-04-2014, 08:09 PM
oooooh are we being sarcastic?! let me join in! fragile x, you are a great poster and even greater man.

this is fun!
Heyman
03-22-2014, 10:15 AM
pre or post bells palsy?

So, I actually had a dream about Jim Ross last night.

"Good ol'" Jim Ross was the announcer for the Daniel Bryan title match at Wrestlemania.

Daniel Bryan ended up winning the World title!

After the match, Jim Ross got in the ring hugged Bryan, and then started a "yes!" chant amongst the fans.

However - due to a combination of JR's accent, Bell's Palsy, and homosexual nature, his attempts at saying, "Yes!" actually sounded like, "Yausse!" Yausse!" "Yausse!"

Daniel Bryan made a motion for someone backstage to come out.

Andre the Giant then appeared out of nowhere and made Jim Ross suck his dick.