Yet another "Gertner was right" Thread

[Bad News Gertner]

Called Bryan vs HHH with the stipulation if Bryan wins he moves onto a triple threat match.


Now I will pull my pants down and wait for all of you to service m.

[ron the dial]

you didn't say it first and you weren't the only one, but good job, pulse.

[Lock Jaw]

Congrats to James Steele for being right!

[Shisen Kopf]

That was actually my idea first but I didnt post it b/c I am the greatest poster here and I didnt need the push!

[Ruien]

He did say it first. Heymen jumped all over it, followed by the rest of us.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Who said it first if not Gertner???

[ron the dial]

another nerd on a different site. i have to service him, and i won't service gertner, too.

[Ruien]

Are you saying Gertner gets his ideas from FBDVs?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Two heads are better than one.

[slik]

Congrats to me for also saying this

[Bad News Gertner]

I did to say it first, and I will accept a large coffee with double cream no sugar delivered to my work.

[Lock Jaw]

Give me your address

[ron the dial]

double cream? oh no. that's it. all respect gone.

[Bad News Gertner]

But it's delicious!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Two heads are better than one.

Congrats to me for also saying this

[Swiss Ultimate]

Give me your address

History.

[Savio]

When is Percy becoming a main player in the WWE?

[slik]

"Gertner Knows Best" coming to the TPWW Network this spring.

Be on the lookout also for "The Brown Spot" where Owen Brown takes a deeper look into the moderating of an internet message board. He will be joined by his panel of experts, Mr. Iginfest, Mr. Shisen Kopf and Mr. Fastway.

All this + more coming soon to the TPWW Network.

[Swiss Ultimate]

So are we going to sue the WWE for stealing our ideas?

[JimmyMess]

no, just this from the rasslin' world.

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/590214df4f2788966b6ec331e7fb6889/620%2520-%2520chris_jericho%2520clapping%2520gif%2520wwe.gif

[Heisenberg]

That fuckin one guy was slobbering all over Bryan during that YES Occupy stuff

[JimmyMess]

I saw that lol

[Bad News Gertner]

When is Percy becoming a main player in the WWE?

Just taking a sabbatical while writing his memoirs.

[Heyman]

He did say it first. Heymen jumped all over it, followed by the rest of us.

Ruien is correct here.

Gertner called it very shortly after the Royal Rumble.

I then, in turn, started spreading the gospel of Bad News Gertner's idea.

:cool:

[Heyman]

you didn't say it first and you weren't the only one, but good job, pulse.

Actually Weapon X,

In this case, he actually was.

Gertner flat out called it.

[Sting Fan]

Called Bryan vs HHH with the stipulation if Bryan wins he moves onto a triple threat match.


Now I will pull my pants down, bend over and wait for all of you to service me.

:shifty::shifty::shifty:

I didnt think it would happen to be honest. The cynic in me still sees HHH squashing him and not being added or being so beat up by HHH that hes easy meat in the Triple threat.

I need to be less cynical. Hopefully they book him strong and he has the epic comeback and win to close out Mania.

[Skippord]

So this guy is the face of the WWE?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O3y7pbuzRj0/UVjgbeMxkaI/AAAAAAAAGU8/ERro8Qlqv8A/s640/15-8+-percy-watson-.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

OH YEAH!

[Bad News Gertner]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1254353/percy-watson-oh-yeah-o.gif

Still gonna happen baby!!! OH yeah!

[XL]

Hey, you can't blame Gertner for WWE's monumental Percy Watson-based ball drop.

[Bad News Gertner]

Fuck I loved Percy Watson. WWE seems to find every boring black guy in the world and they just let this one go.

[Tazz Dan]

I feel like we should all collectively suck Gertner's dick for this, it's more than deserved. #nohomo

[Bad News Gertner]

I'd return the favour in your case #yeshomo

[Heisenberg]

I'm not jogging on dick, I've been optimistic as fuck about the build. Seasoned Roadie on the road to Wrestlemania Jack

[jbizness]

Salutations, Captain Obvious!

[Brigstocke]

I'm happy for you Gerty..

[Swiss Ultimate]

I feel like we should all collectively suck Gertner's dick for this, it's more than deserved. #nohomo

I'd return the favour in your case #yeshomo

Did someone say Gay for Tazz Dan?

[Fox]

I was happily surprised with the decision to make the Triple H/Bryan match have the stipulation that the IWC has been pushing - it's not really the type of thing that WWE does very often.

Now that it's "going down," the only question left is how will it happen? I think it goes without saying that Bryan will win the match and be added to the main event - I can't possibly see Orton versus Batista happening without Bryan out there, too. The crowd will shit all over it otherwise.

But Does Triple H/Bryan open the show ala Bret/Owen at WM X? Or do they go on right before the main event, forcing Bryan to be worn out and tired before he goes up against the gigantic animal and the viper? I can definitely see them having Bryan/Triple H at the top of the card as a barn-burner curtain-jerker of a match. Triple H has had the privilege of main eventing many WrestleMania's - maybe he'll see it as a nice addition to his legacy to work the opening match which actually steals the show, as Bryan versus Triple H promises to do. And then they can do some sort of sledgehammer beat down after the match or backstage to put in question whether or not Bryan will be able to enter the match.

Frankly, I'd love to see Triple H versus Bryan go on right before the main event. Triple H puts up a hell of a fight and almost wins the thing, but Bryan gets the "quick win" with a roll-up or a surprise flying knee out of nowhere. Triple H then beats the living hell out of Bryan with the sledgehammer and wishes him "good luck". Orton and Batista come out and they do the "official introductions" with Orton and Batista standing in their corners, and Bryan down in the corner, holding his ribs in pain and unable to stand.

And then, of course, against all odds, Bryan wins the thing and gets his confetti and fireworks moment to close the show.

[Bad News Gertner]

Weektoweekbro

[#1-norm-fan]

Every 10 years at WrestleMania, the IWC gets it's workrate hero winning the big one.

The winner of the main event of WrestleMania 40 will be under 5 feet tall and have a workrate in the high 9 area. Gonna have to start watching RoH to see if I can pick out who it will be.

[Shisen Kopf]

the greatest workrate in the history of the WWF/e is definetely.........Tell em who it is Heisenberg!

[Heisenberg]

http://croobal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Tatanka2.jpg

[Heisenberg]

YEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEE YEEYEEYEE

[Swiss Ultimate]

I thought it was Doink the clown.

[slik]

Hi-Ya-Ya-Ya
Hi-Ya-Ya-Ya
Hi-Ya-Ya-Ya
Hi-Ya-Ya-Ya

[Heyman]

I thought it was Doink the clown.

I thought it was G-Wrath.

[XL]

Did someone say Gay for Tazz Dan?

Well, he is god. Or at least should be.

Every 10 years at WrestleMania, the IWC gets it's workrate hero winning the big one.

The winner of the main event of WrestleMania 40 will be under 5 feet tall and have a workrate in the high 9 area. Gonna have to start watching RoH to see if I can pick out who it will be.

Tbf, it's about time El Torito got a push. He's long paid his dues.

[Bad News Gertner]

It'll probably a 65 year old Bobby Eaton finally getting his shot.

[Nark Order]

I wouldn't be surprised if they made this stipulation just to sell the PPV and Triple H just beats Bryan then pees on him in the middle of the ring

[#1-norm-fan]

That would certainly surprise me. A man peeing on another man on a wrestling PPV.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Considering I've paid to see that scenario play out, I'd be pleasantly surprised.

[XL]

As for "How It Goes Down", I have 2 scenarios;

1) Triple H comes out on Monday talking about the situation last week with Occupy Raw. He says chow Bryan hijacked the show, not from HHH but from the paying audience. He put HHH in an uncomfortable position where he had to do something. Bryan strong armed him into a match and into the title stipulation, he was forced to agree to the terms. "But here's the thing...


I LIED!!"

2) HHH and Bryan have a great back and forth match until HHH takes control with a spine buster. Boot to midsection, hooks the arms for a Pedigree, looks around the crowd with a shit-eating grin, Bryan wriggles free grabs the arm and drops HHH into the Yes! Lock in one fluid movement. HHH struggles but eventually taps. Bryan celebrates as the crowd go wild. HHH rolls back into the ring, BAM!! sledgehammer shot to the head. Have Bryan carted off on a stretcher only to pull a Foley, climb off and walk back to the ring ready for the title match. And win.

[Swiss Ultimate]

1. would tear apart the internet.

[Bad News Gertner]

Logically it's going to happen.

Being that he's HHH he'd think there's no way he can lose to a B plus player, and even if he does, he has two former Evolution members that he groomed for success after being dead tired from wrestling HHH. There won't be any bait and switch here.

If I'm booking the PPV, HHH faces Bryan second last and then Batista vs Orton vs Bryan goes on right after. They'd be capitalizing on the pop from Bryan beating HHH and it'd flow right into the main event.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Where does Tatanka fit into all of this?

[Swiss Ultimate]

And why haven't you mentioned Eaton yet?

[Bad News Gertner]

Tatanka is the special guest ref. He throws out the triple threat match because he's taking the World Title as payment for Christopher Columbus giving his people blankets with smallpox. It turns out that Bobby Eaton is a direct ancestor of Christopher Columbus and laces the world title with amalria, causing Tatntka to become very sick. Tatanka recovers and the two have a match at Extreme Rules.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Need Hogan in on this.

[owenbrown]

Tatanka is the special guest ref. He throws out the triple threat match because he's taking the World Title as payment for Christopher Columbus giving his people blankets with smallpox. It turns out that Bobby Eaton is a direct ancestor of Christopher Columbus and laces the world title with amalria, causing Tatntka to become very sick. Tatanka recovers and the two have a match at Extreme Rules.

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