Bad second jobs for wrestlers

[The MAC]

have at it, heres a few :


Ric Flair - financial advisor

Lance storm - motivational speaker

chris benoit - family planning advisor

[Tazz Dan]

This is now a Tatanka thread.

[parkmania]

Duke "The Dumpster" Drose - Garbage man

T.L. Hopper - Plumber

Man Mountain Rock - Musician

Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz - Baseball player

Repo Man - Physicist

[Blonde Moment]

Owen Hart - Skydiving Instructor
Jake Roberts - Bartender
Yokozuna - Dietitian

[JimmyMess]

Undertaker - Priest

[JimmyMess]

Shawn Michaels - Undertaker

[NormanSmiley]

HHH- COO

[Droford]

Jerry Lawler - Fashion Designer

[NormanSmiley]

JBL - announcer

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan - Teenage Abstinace Counselor

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[MIZantine Empire]

Daniel Bryan - Teenage Abstinace Counselor

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Could go Kelly Kelly on that one too lol. I'm gonna say Scott Steiner- speech therapist

[JimmyMess]

Rampage Jackson - Wrestler

[Heisenberg]

Big Bossman- pet caretaker

cemetery caretaker

[loopydate]

Vince Russo - city planner

Every other block, your road would take a random swerve and completely change names before just sort of trailing off in the middle of nowhere.

[DrCrawford]

Randy Orton - Marine

Scott Hall - Bartender

Batista - MMA fighter

CM Punk - A soap salesman

Christian - Manager at a tanning salon

Sin Cara - a surgeon

Rey Mysterio - A life size person

[Emperor Smeat]

Great Khali - motivational speaker

[KIRA]

RVD - Drug addiction counselor.

[Vastardikai]

Van Hammer - Country Singer
Jeff Jarrett - guitar tech
"Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant - Pickup Artist*
Jim Cornette - Anger Management coach

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[Shisen Kopf]

This is now a Tatanka thread.

A bad second job for Tatanka would be cowboy

[Swiss Ultimate]

This is now a Tatanka thread.

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[FourFifty]

Takanka- the guy who lost to Lex Luger at SummerSlam in 1994.
He'd be terrible at that, as he beat Luger that night.

[el bobbo]

Stone Cold Steve Austin - AA Sponsor

[el bobbo]

The Goon - Roller Hockey Player

[el bobbo]

Deuce and Domino - Socs (Outsiders Reference)

[Fignuts]

Agent Exile- Anything

[parkmania]

Vince Russo - city planner

Every other block, your road would take a random swerve and completely change names before just sort of trailing off in the middle of nowhere.

Welcome to Pittsburgh, PA.

[Curd]

I wonder if Abdullah the Butcher would hire Davey Richards and Ryback at his House of Ribs? Ry has prior steakhouse experience. Davey will need somewhere to work once he burns bridges with TNA like he did with WWE and ROH.

[James Steele]

Triple H: Divorce Lawyer

[James Steele]

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[FourFifty]

Hulk Hogan/John Cena- Retail Clerk

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hulk Hogan/John Cena- Professional Wrestler

^ Fixed. I’d also like to note that is a horrible FIRST job for both of them.

[NormanSmiley]

You can't say hogan is bad. They will make it another tatanka thread

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NormanSmiley-Professional thread maker.

[NormanSmiley]

Std - comedian

[The Whole F'n Show]

Big Show / John Cena / The Miz - Actor

Forgot HHH...

[#1-norm-fan]

This is now a "Make fun of NormanSmiley and DAMN iNATOR" thread.

[#1-norm-fan]

(Featuring Tatanka)

[NormanSmiley]

Crickets petttingill, crickets

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Norman Smiley thinks Hulk Hogan isn't the biggest star in WWE history and DAMN iNATOR thinks he was bad at his job.

:lol:

[JimmyMess]

^ Fixed. I’d also like to note that is a horrible FIRST job for both of them.

I don't know, they'e both millionaires from it, and they both were/are the most popular in the industry. I'd say they were pretty good at that haha

[#1-norm-fan]

So what if they did the exact job they were hired to do to the point where they made a shitload of money by entertaining millions upon millions of people for decades?

WORKRATE!

[JimmyMess]

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[Tom Guycott]

Shawn Michaels - Undertaker

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You're right. He was horrible at it.

[#1-norm-fan]

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Was that directed toward me? Are you implying that I don't know what "workrate" means? I'll have you know I've watched several hours of japanese rasslers applying their art.

[Vastardikai]

Yokozuna - Weight Loss Guru

[Curd]

Bull Nakano - Hair dresser

Molly Holly - Prostitute

Nicole Bass - Stripper

[parkmania]

Val Venis - Abstinence Counselor

[voncouch]

Mel Phillips - Shoe Salesman

[Vastardikai]

Danshoku Dino - "Pray Away the Gay" counsellor.