CM Punk and Lesnar spending time together

[Swiss Ultimate]

Just read an article about it. The two have become great friends and work-out buddies. Does this have anything to do with the upcoming Undertaker match at Wrestlemania?

The answer is yes. Because the streak stops at 21. Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar and CM Punk are taking out Taker at Wrestlemania.

[Brigstocke]

LOLZorZ

[Swiss Ultimate]

You can tweet that to the Twitter-bank.

[Heisenberg]

You got to be kidding man, don't fall for this. We have been through this every time WM rolls around. They ramp it up, make you believe and then shit on all those dreams.

The funny thing, mate, is that this match can make you believe outside of kayfabe that Lesnar would destroy the Undertaker. I think they will make Lesnar take the loss to probably put a cap on Undertaker's streak and career.

We'll see if you are correct then mate. Champion of the Frozen Wastes.

[Swiss Ultimate]

No way dude, you need to have faith in Heyman. No way he'd back one of his guys against Undertaker if he didn't know they were going to win.

[Heisenberg]

Ok bro, I don't live in a basement. I didn't know workrate was going to be brought up you Tatanka chop.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Brock Lesnar F5'd a shark. What did Undertaker do? He let Paul Bearer die.

Team Authority WILL END THE STREAK!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Also, it's common knowledge that Tatanka trained Lesnar.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Heisenberg]

If Kane doesn't get involved, I don't see myself marking the match a success. Corporate Undertaker, not the Ministry Corp one, but a suited Taker would be sweet.

He could retire from wrestling, take some time to bring back intrigue, and then redebut as the new Paul Bearer and produce more corporate minions, hold funerals and shit too

[Heisenberg]

Also, it's common knowledge that Tatanka trained Lesnar.

That's propaganda and you know it.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I'll quote Michael Cole after Lesnar destroyed Undertaker in the Cell...

"Can anyone stop the youngest WWE Champion in history?"

And to paraphrase, Lesnar beat the Legend Undertaker at his own game. Lesnar is going to crush Taker at Mania with the spirit of both Tatanka and Ultimate Warrior running wild through his veins and loyal CM Punk at his side.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Brigstocke]

that happened more than a year ago and as such through the WWE's eyes didnt happen.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

For this to even begin to be considered true, you would first have to convince me CM Punk works out, in order to be Lesnar's work out buddy.

[Droford]

CM Punk coming out to attack Lesnar to get Taker DQed and then Punk feigns going after Heyman but instead they all three hug in the middle of the ring.

Of course it'd be the shittiest way they could end the streak but in the end the streak could still live on considering Taker wasn't pinned or made submit.

[Fox]

They won't end the streak until they do Cena versus Undertaker.

[Swiss Ultimate]

For this to even begin to be considered true, you would first have to convince me CM Punk works out, in order to be Lesnar's work out buddy.

Okay, well he hangs out with him while he works out. Gets him drinks and carries his towels. Same difference.

[Swiss Ultimate]

that happened more than a year ago and as such through the WWE's eyes didnt happen.

It's going to trend on Twitter next RAW. #LESNARBEATUNDERTAKER

[Swiss Ultimate]

They won't end the streak until they do <S>Cena</S> Triple H versus Undertaker.

Fixed.

Nobody needs to see Cena VS. Undertaker again.

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[Ol Dirty Dastard]

They won't end the streak until they do Cena versus Undertaker.

WAR LESNAR

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Swiss Ultimate]

#LESNARBEATUNDERTAKER
People will remember. WE WILL MAKE THEM REMEMBER!

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'll quote Michael Cole after Lesnar destroyed Undertaker in the Cell...

"Can anyone stop the youngest WWE Champion in history?"

And to paraphrase, Lesnar beat the Legend Undertaker at his own game. Lesnar is going to crush Taker at Mania with the spirit of both Tatanka and Ultimate Warrior running wild through his veins and loyal CM Punk at his side.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diverticulitis

[Swiss Ultimate]

I get this one. However, I'm pretty sure Undertaker has aids.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Wishbone]

Y'all are a bunch of monkey farts.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Okay The Rock 1998.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I hear there's actually a tape of a conversation between Stephanie, Punk and Lesnar about how Wrestlemania goes down. Keep your eyes on youtube, this story is about to blow up.

[Savio]

Heard they will join with hall and nash to reform the nWo.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Savior dropping knowledge on you fuckers.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I dunno I heard CM Punk took Lesnar on a tour of his dog house.

[Swiss Ultimate]

My source tells me that CM Punk has been sleeping on Lesnar's couch for the past week.

They must be really close.

[Brigstocke]

Welcome to the friendzone.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Lesnar don't like queers. You can write that down on your little pad of paper. Lesnar don't like queers.

[Curd]

CM Punk and Lesnar spending the night together...whoops!

...Spending romantic time together...no.

...Spending bro-mantic time together...okay.

[Curd]

Punk is a such a loose cannon, I'm waiting for him to come out sometime and say he's 'been a woman all along' or something else totally off the wall. 'Call me Chelsea Marie Punkette!'

[Swiss Ultimate]

CM Punk is pretty stoked about ending the streak with Lesnar from all reports.

[Razzamajazz]

EAT

[Razzamajazz]

SLEEP

[Razzamajazz]

BREAK THE STREAK

[Swiss Ultimate]

BREAK THE STREAK

It's going to end with the Cult of Personality.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

[Swiss Ultimate]

CM Punk will come out the next Raw to a chorus of boos and explain that after his last concussion he realized his time to make an impact on the business was running out. That he only had another 11-12 matches left in him, that he wanted to live forever and by helping Brock Lesnar end the streak he became immortal.

Then he, Heyman, Brock, Triple H and Stephanie will all hug in the ring.

[Curd]

Chelsea Marie Punk, "Once Mark Callaway sissified me after our WrestleMania 29 match, I knew there was no going back!"

Vince McMahon, "The world's not ready for that, Punk."

CM Punk, "OK, bye!"

OR SO KANE KNIGHT FANTASIZES. :)

[Swiss Ultimate]

So CM Punk is married?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah, the streak will be broken (sarcasm, for those whose detectors are broken). And Elvis still lives...:roll:

[RVDmark]

So CM Punk is married?

To his work.:shifty:

[Swiss Ultimate]

Yeah, the streak will be broken (sarcasm, for those whose detectors are broken). And Elvis still lives...:roll:

Andy Kaufman would know.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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