Wrestling Urban Legends

[Heisenberg]

I know you have seen them on the web throughout the years. I was wondering which ones you have heard and stuff. I'll start with one I haven't heard of until today, which now that he is playing a desperate gimmick, doesn't seem too far off.

Virgil got a job at WWF by shooting his load on Pat Patterson's desk........

[Heisenberg]

Apparently when Jerry Lawler began his WWF run he didn't go over too well with the Kliq and they shit in his crown filling it up with shit while King was out doing the Royal Rumble

[Kris P Lettus]

I know you have seen them on the web throughout the years. I was wondering which ones you have heard and stuff. I'll start with one I haven't heard of until today, which now that he is playing a desperate gimmick, doesn't seem too far off.

Virgil got a job at WWF by shooting his load on Pat Patterson's desk........

This is funnier in my head when I imagine him doing this while wearing his purple sequined vest and bow tie

[Kris P Lettus]

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

[Wishbone]

I hear Eddie Guerrero and Benoit aren't really dead and it's all just a work so they can come back as a heel tag-team under the Undertaker. :shifty:

Seriously though that one about King and the Kliq doesn't sound all that farfetched to me honestly.

[screech]

Vince paying off the judge in the Snuka murder case is one I hadn't heard until the files were reopened a month or so ago.

Also Randy Orton shitting in a diva's bag (Amy Webber? Joy Giovanni?), leading to her quitting.

[Asmo]

Is the Randy Savage / Stephanie McMahon thing an urban legend?

[JimmyMess]

Shawn Michaels bringing three broads up to his hotel room, getting them down on their knees with their eyes closed and then pissing in their faces.

[Hanso Amore]

Shawn Michaels bringing three broads up to his hotel room, getting them down on their knees with their eyes closed and then pissing in their faces.

That is most likely true

[Hanso Amore]

I do like the one where Candido sent Sunny to get coke from Ahmed for sex, then she took the coke to HBKs room and spent the night with him instead of Candido.

Most likely BS but funny.

[Bobholly138]

Apparently when Jerry Lawler began his WWF run he didn't go over too well with the Kliq and they shit in his crown filling it up with shit while King was out doing the Royal Rumble

That one has been confirmed a few times. Also heard it was Curt Hennig and The Nasty boys that did it. But it happened more than once. Raven talked about a memo that got sent around saying "No more shitting in Lawler's crown".

[Bobholly138]

Is the Randy Savage / Stephanie McMahon thing an urban legend?

Yep a rumor that got started at the Deathvalleydriver board. In the infamous Sleaze thread.

What about Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the dildo blender. Heard he carried it around and liked to use it on ring rats.

[Bobholly138]

I do like the one where Candido sent Sunny to get coke from Ahmed for sex, then she took the coke to HBKs room and spent the night with him instead of Candido.

Most likely BS but funny.


Pretty sure Ahmed confirmed that one in a shoot. Also it is supposedly the reason why Candido quit the WWF.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

I am to like #250 and most stories have to do with drugs, prostitutes, or gay sex.

[voncouch]

Back when I was in wrestling school, one of our trainers said that ECW came up with the name "Rhino" because Raven used to put a strap on dildo on his head and chase people around the dressing room with it.

He also said that Ricky Steamboat dropping the IC belt to Honky Tonk Man was a punishment for overshadowing Hulk & Andre at WM 3.

[Bad News Gertner]

Pretty sure Ahmed confirmed that one in a shoot. Also it is supposedly the reason why Candido quit the WWF.

Ahmed is full of shit a lot of the time.

[Bad News Gertner]

Back when I was in wrestling school, one of our trainers said that ECW came up with the name "Rhino" because Raven used to put a strap on dildo on his head and chase people around the dressing room with it.

He also said that Ricky Steamboat dropping the IC belt to Honky Tonk Man was a punishment for overshadowing Hulk & Andre at WM 3.

Lol Raven and Saturn used to strap a dildo on their heads and go down a slip and slide with it

[Bad News Gertner]

Apparently when Jerry Lawler began his WWF run he didn't go over too well with the Kliq and they shit in his crown filling it up with shit while King was out doing the Royal Rumble

Pretty sure it was Steve Keirn. Paul Bearer said it in a shoot.

[Rollermacka]

Haku/ Meng once bit a man's nose off in a bar fight

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol that ain't an urban legend. He also stuck his fingers inside a guys mouth and ripped out his bottom teeth.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Lol that ain't an urban legend. He also stuck his fingers inside a guys mouth and ripped out his bottom teeth.

Just...do not fuck with Meng.

[Cool King]

Yeah the Haku nose thing is true.

I'm sure it happened at an airport bar as the guy was pissing Haku off. The guy was saying stuff about wrestling being fake and all that usual stuff.

Chris Jericho mentioned it in one of his autobiographies. I actually think he was with Haku when it happened.

[Curd]

Chyna was supposed to beat Mankind for the WWE Title at SummerSlam '99, but Triple H was slated to win it at Survivor Series and did not want to have to beat his GF for it. McMahon did not want two WWE Title changes between SSlam and SSeries, so he jobbed Chyna to Mankind on RAW and put her in the IC scene.

[Heisenberg]

Pretty sure it was Steve Keirn. Paul Bearer said it in a shoot.

He would of been Skinner back in the time!! That dude was the shit literally. I'd expect that behavior out of Repo Man and ultimate Indian Tatanka Rib master

[Lock Jaw]

Urban Legend: If you say "Warrior" three times into the mirror at midnight, you summon the Ultimate Warrior.

[Boondock Saint]

Chyna was supposed to beat Mankind for the WWE Title at SummerSlam '99, but Triple H was slated to win it at Survivor Series and did not want to have to beat his GF for it. McMahon did not want two WWE Title changes between SSlam and SSeries, so he jobbed Chyna to Mankind on RAW and put her in the IC scene.

So he wanted more than two title changes in between?

Mankind won at SSlam, HHH won the next night on RAW, Vince won it on SD, HHH won it back at Unforgiven, and Show won it at SSeries.

[Lock Jaw]

Urban Legend: Eating Slim Jims gives you the raspy voice of Randy Savage

[Fignuts]

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

lol most of this is probably bullshit.

Still hilarious though. Good find.

[Kris P Lettus]

Dude is kinda an idiot but its entertaining


292. Randy Savage vs. Road Warrior Hawk, 1996
Backstage at a New Japan show, words were exchanged between the two men (over what I'm not sure) but it ended up with a fight where Hawk hit Savage with a right hook and knocked him out. Heat obviously still existed between the two because they had another confrontation three years later in the United States backstage at a Kid Rock concert at the Sun Dome in Tampa, Fl. Hawk saw Savage coming in his direction so he put his hand out (probably just out of respect) but Savage immediately threw a sucker punch that staggered Hawk. Hawk's wife was then attacked by Savage's then girlfriend Stephanie Bellars (Gorgeous George) and another female leaving her badly beaten. Hawk claimed that he would take legal action against the two women for attacking his wife but not against Savage since fights amongst wrestlers are usually kept away from the law. However, no action was ever taken. WINNER: Whoever got to see this Jerry Springer-like free-for-all lucked out big-time. (thanks to Rob Harvey and TPPW.net)

We got a shout out..kinda

[Fignuts]

ahahaha fucking El Dandy. Really hope this one is true.

93. El Dandy was caught by Fishman when he was banging his daughter (I think she was a minor), and he no-showed several shows where the two were booked together because Fish threatened to kick his ass. When heat died down, El Dandy repaid him by also fucking his wife.

[GD]

Here are a few that I've heard over time

1. Batista had a sexual relationship with Melina
2. Macho Man Randy Savage deflowered Stephanie McMahon
3. Eddie Guerrero was going to win the World's Heavyweight Championship from Batista before he passed
4. Hulk Hogan made Iron Sheik horny.
5. Goldberg had a terrible run in the WWE because of Triple H.

[Bad News Gertner]

5. Is true.

[Tazz Dan]

This is true, was reported on a bit at the time here.


323. Juventud Guerrera vs. Australia, 2000

Old Juvi Juice was reportedly tripping on ecstasy and went on a spree beating up cops (what cop can't handle a guy the size of Juvi?). He may have broken the ribs of a female cop. WINNER: Wrestling fans who have something to talk about. LOSERS: Wrestling fans embarrassed by a truly phenomenal wrestler. (thanks to Chuck Richmond and Lewis Feinman)

[Fignuts]

Lotta gay sex, and straight guys being forced to have gay sex under various circumstances.

[Kris P Lettus]

Rob Harvey and TPWW get alot of love in the 340s

[Tazz Dan]

Max Moon is a lucky man to be alive.

373. Tatanka vs. Max Moon, 1992

From what I've heard, Tatanka and Max Moon got in a fight backstage at the '92 Rumble after Tatanka found out Moon was hitting on his wife. They were separated and even locked in different dressing rooms, and then during the Rumble itself Vince made sure the two would not wind up in the ring at the same time. (thanks to Bishounen No Kawai)

[Bad News Gertner]

328. Tazz Dan did in fact tap out to the Walls of Jericho.

[Tazz Dan]

Utter lies. My hand never hit the ground.

[Kris P Lettus]

411. Half the Mid Atlantic and East Coast Indy scene has jerked off on Dawn Marie's face.

[Heisenberg]

63. Some of the Smokey Mountain guys liked to take pisses in hotel ice machines.

lmao, who doesn't?

[Tazz Dan]

523 - Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[Tazz Dan]

524 - It's ogre now.

[Heisenberg]

Ohhhhh it must've been love(been love), but it's OGRE nawwwwww

[Seth82]

63. Some of the Smokey Mountain guys liked to take pisses in hotel ice machines.

lmao, who doesn't?

Greg Valentine apparently pissed in Ice Machines as well.

Honky Tonk Man talked about it in his Face Off shoot with Raven.

Him and Raven also discuss that list of sleaze in this shoot. they discuss which ones could be true and what isn't.

[Cool King]

I remember reading somewhere that years ago, while they both were wrestling in Mexico, Lita and El Dandy had sex.

I've also read that Lita was apparently pissed on by Steve Corino and Danny Doring.

[Swiss Ultimate]

411. Half the Mid Atlantic and East Coast Indy scene has jerked off on Dawn Marie's face.

I met here once. She was super nice.

If it's true I hope she liked it.

[Kris P Lettus]

I met Francine!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

Even though alot of these stories are false, I know there is truth in some and they make me very sad.

Remember when Sunny was the hottest girl in the world?

Rode hard and put away wet

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6695/tammylynnsytch20056gd.jpg

[Curd]

So he wanted more than two title changes in between?

Mankind won at SSlam, HHH won the next night on RAW, Vince won it on SD, HHH won it back at Unforgiven, and Show won it at SSeries.

Thank you for busting that urban legend. I just wanted another excuse to hate on Chyna. :)

[Swiss Ultimate]

Even though alot of these stories are false, I know there is truth in some and they make me very sad.

Remember when Sunny was the hottest girl in the world?

Rode hard and put away wet

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6695/tammylynnsytch20056gd.jpg

Yeah, but think of the history inside there.

[Kris P Lettus]

Chris Candido is burried in there.

[GD]

Remember when FourFifty almost killed Vince McMahon?

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[Heisenberg]

@Face

Your avatar reminds me of http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb3vkEMoO1qzwhb0o1_400.gif

[Vastardikai]

Even though alot of these stories are false, I know there is truth in some and they make me very sad.

Remember when Sunny was the hottest girl in the world?

Rode hard and put away wet

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6695/tammylynnsytch20056gd.jpg

I'd still hit it. :shifty: