How would you book WRESTLEMANIA XXX?

[James Steele]

We know the card. How would you book this bad boy to become THE GREATEST WRESTLEMANIA OF ALL TIME!

Matches

No. Matches Stipulations
1 Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. TBD Triple Threat match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship[15]

2 Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Singles match for the third spot in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat match[16]

3 The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar Singles match[17]

4 John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Singles match[18]

5 André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal [Note 1] 30-man battle royal for the André the Giant Memorial Trophy[19]

6 Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational[Note 2] 14-Diva single-fall match for the WWE Divas Championship[20]

7 The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) vs. Kane and The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg and Billy Gunn) Six-man tag team match[21]

8 The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) (c) vs. The Real Americans (Cesaro and Jack Swagger) vs. Ryback and Curtis Axel vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) Fatal four-way tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship[22]
(c) – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match

Jump up ^ The 26 of 30 participants are: Alberto Del Rio, Big E, Big Show, Brodus Clay, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Dolph Ziggler, Fandango, Drew McIntyre, Goldust, The Great Khali, Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Justin Gabriel, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, The Miz, Rey Mysterio, Sheamus, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil and Zack Ryder.

Jump up ^ The participants are: AJ Lee (c), Aksana, Alicia Fox, Brie Bella, Cameron, Emma, Eva Marie, Layla, Naomi, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae and Tamina Snuka.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'd have Triple H win every belt and be in every match. I would rename it Huntermania. Then at the end of the show Tatanka will challenge him to a rassle match of high work rate and will beat him in 32 seconds and will win every belt.

[Swiss Ultimate]

We know the card. How would you book this bad boy to become THE GREATEST WRESTLEMANIA OF ALL TIME!


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Matches

No. Matches Stipulations
1 Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan Triple Threat match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship[15]

2 Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Singles match for the third spot in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat match[16]

3 The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar* Singles match[17]

4 John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Singles match[18]

5 André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal [Note 1] 30-man battle royal for the André the Giant Memorial Trophy[19]

6 Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational[Note 2] 14-Diva single-fall match for the WWE Divas Championship[20]

7 The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) vs. Kane and The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg and Billy Gunn) Six-man tag team match[21]

8 The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) (c) vs. The Real Americans (Cesaro and Jack Swagger) vs. Ryback and Curtis Axel vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) Fatal four-way tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship[22]
(c) – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match

Jump up ^ The 26 of 30 participants are: Alberto Del Rio, Big E, Big Show, Brodus Clay, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Dolph Ziggler, Fandango, Drew McIntyre, Goldust, The Great Khali, Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Justin Gabriel, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, The Miz, Rey Mysterio, Sheamus, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil and Zack Ryder.

Jump up ^ The participants are: AJ Lee (c), Aksana, Alicia Fox, Brie Bella, Cameron, Emma, Eva Marie, Layla, Naomi, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae and Tamina Snuka.

* The match is NO DQ and CM Punk will run-in and hit GTS on Undertaker, Brock will cover for a 2 count. Fight back hard, then attempt to chokeslam both Punk and Lesnar simaltaneously before they beat him down and Punk helps Brock put Undertaker through a flaming table with the F5 for a 3 count.
Finally tally: 3 F5s, 9 chairshots, 3 tables, 2 Tombstones, 1 chokeslam, 1 bearhug, 1 bladejob

[James Steele]

The Undertaker is the only "veteran" who should win on this card.

[Bad News Gertner]

Id have HHH set himself on fire.

[Swiss Ultimate]

The Undertaker is the only "veteran" who should win on this card.

Bah. Cena needs to overcome the odds! For the children.

Bryan and Undertaker winning on the same card is too much feel-good nonsense.

It only works if Lesnar dominates Undertaker and loses out of nowhere, then beats him up after the match.

Still, I don't buy Undertaker winning at this point as necessary. He's got a great record that will never be matched in our lifetime.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Also, what is CM Punk going to do for a return if he doesn't help Lesnar beat the streak?

[Heisenberg]

Bah. Cena needs to overcome the odds! For the children.

Bryan and Undertaker winning on the same card is too much feel-good nonsense.

It only works if Lesnar dominates Undertaker and loses out of nowhere, then beats him up after the match.

Still, I don't buy Undertaker winning at this point as necessary. He's got a great record that will never be matched in our lifetime.

My son wants Bray to win, he's super serial about it too. He doesn't hate Cena, but loves the sheep mask

[Innovator]

Also, what is CM Punk going to do for a return if he doesn't help Lesnar beat the streak?

Return as AJ's back up for the divas gauntlet and knee all of the divas in the face.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Return as AJ's back up for the divas gauntlet and knee all of the divas in the face.

Been done. Only it wasn't his knee.

[Ermaximus]

I'll do this one match at a time starting with the pre-show.

8) The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) (c) vs. The Real Americans (Cesaro and Jack Swagger) vs. Ryback and Curtis Axel vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) Fatal four-way tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship.

Los Matadores come out first with El Torito and a roaring Ole' chant kicks off the PPV. RybAxel comes out second to a chorus of boos as Ryback stares at a fat man in the front row and steals his hot dog. Out next with Zeb are the Real Americans. Huge pop for Cesaro. Lastly we get the arrival of the Uso's with Rikishi.

The bell rings and Ryback manhandles Jey with a meathook for a quick two count before Diego breaks the count. Diego and Fernando hit a double dropkick on Ryback sending him tumbling to the ground before Jimmy Uso hits him with a huge splash outside the ring. Ryback catches him and slams him into the steel ring post. Swagger, Cesaro, and Axel began to triple team Los Matadores. Rikishi checks on Jimmy outside as Ryback smiles at the crowd. He is met with a sidekick from Jey before Swagger attempts to lock the Patriot Lock onto Fernando. Cesaro tosses Axel out of the ring, but Jey slides inside the ring and hit Swagger with a superkick. Swagger and Fernando roll out of the ring as Cesaro and Jey begin to exchange rights and lefts. Ryback gets back into the ring and so does Diego. Ryback forces Diego into the corner as Jey and Cesaro continue to exchange punches. Ryback places Diego on the turnbuckle and hits him with a huge belly to belly. Cesaro nails Jey with a huge European uppercut. Cesaro and Ryback have a staredown before exchanging uppercuts. Ryback gets the upper hand and sets Cesaro up for the Shell Shock but Cesaro counters into a neckbreaker. Cesaro looks at the crowd and they erupt. Cesaro starts the Cesaro Swing on Ryback. He spins him 25 times before being hit from behind by Axel. Axel eats an uppercut followed by a Cesaro Swing. 25 swings later, Cesaro is double super kicked by Jimmy and Jey. Jimmy and Jey play to the crowd as Swagger nails them both with a double clothesline. Swagger begins stomping away at Jey as Fernando and Diego get back in the ring. They hit a double suplex on Swagger before hitting the Catapult. The crowd erupts with Ole chants as Zeb hops up onto the apron. He complains to the ref as El Torito slides into the ring and charges Zeb. Zeb quickly hops down and clubs El Torito with a right hand. Zeb laughs as Rikishi comes around the side of the ring. Rikishi corners Zeb before Cesaro clubs Rikishi. Zeb backs off and El Torito starts chasing him up the ramp and into the back. Cesaro turns around and Rikishi nails him with a sidekick. Jey and Axel get into the ring and Jey hits a snap suplex on Diego as Axel hits a dropkick on Fernando. Ryback gets back into the ring and hits a Meathook on Jey. Axel pins but only gets a 2 count. Swagger and Cesaro are back in the ring now and start to brawl with RybAxel. Jimmy is back in the ring now as Diego and Fernando get to their feet. Jey is still down in the corner. Everyone in the ring begins to brawl. Ryback cleans house and tosses everyone but Axel. Ryback slides outside the ring and out of nowhere Diego and Fernando hit Axel with a double Samoan Drop. Ryback slides back into the ring and hits a double Shell Shock on Diego and Fernando. Ryback covers. 1, 2, Cesaro comes in and breaks the count before he destroys Ryback with a Neutralizer. Swagger is in now and he nails a Swagger Bomb for good measure. Cesaro covers Ryback. 1, 2, out of nowhere Swagger pulls Cesaro off Ryback and locks in the Patriot Lock. Cesaro holds on as long as he can while he crawls towards the ropes. Cesaro grabs the ropes but Swagger doesn't break the hold. Axel is in and he breaks the hold and hits a Perfect-Plex on Swagger. He gets a 2 count before the Usos stop the pin. They hit an Alley-Us on Axel. Jimmy goes up top and hits the Superfly Splash. He covers Axel. 1, 2, 3! Rikishi gets into the rings and celebrates with his sons as the hold their titles up for the crowd.

[Ermaximus]

Damn, the Noid in me came out there a bit.

[Swiss Ultimate]

NER;DR

That stands for Not Enough Ryback; Didn't Read

[Swiss Ultimate]

For anyone pointing out that I had to read it to find out there wasn't enough Ryback in it, I just searched Ryback's name and the words he and him and didn't see the requisite amount.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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Matches

No. Matches Stipulations
1 Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan Triple Threat match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship[15]

2 Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H Singles match for the third spot in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat match[16]

3 The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar* Singles match[17]

4 John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt Singles match[18]

5 André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal [Note 1] 30-man battle royal for the André the Giant Memorial Trophy[19]

6 Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational[Note 2] 14-Diva single-fall match for the WWE Divas Championship[20]

7 The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) vs. Kane and The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg and Billy Gunn) Six-man tag team match[21]

8 The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) (c) vs. The Real Americans (Cesaro and Jack Swagger) vs. Ryback and Curtis Axel vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) Fatal four-way tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship[22]
(c) – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match

Jump up ^ The 26 of 30 participants are: Alberto Del Rio, Big E, Big Show, Brodus Clay, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Dolph Ziggler, Fandango, Drew McIntyre, Goldust, The Great Khali, Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Justin Gabriel, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, The Miz, Rey Mysterio, Sheamus, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil and Zack Ryder.

Jump up ^ The participants are: AJ Lee (c), Aksana, Alicia Fox, Brie Bella, Cameron, Emma, Eva Marie, Layla, Naomi, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae and Tamina Snuka.

* The match is NO DQ and CM Punk will run-in and hit GTS on Undertaker, Brock will cover for a 2 count. Fight back hard, then attempt to chokeslam both Punk and Lesnar simaltaneously before they beat him down and Punk helps Brock put Undertaker through a flaming table with the F5 for a 3 count.
Finally tally: 3 F5s, 9 chairshots, 3 tables, 2 Tombstones, 1 chokeslam, 1 bearhug, 1 bladejob
LOL, not one flaming table. 3 F5s I got right at least.