Official Post-Mania RAW is WAR Thread - 7th Apr 2014 - The Ultimate RAW...rior

[CSL]

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ULTIMATE WARRIOR CHARGING ONTO RAW!

What will new WWE Hall of Famer Ultimate Warrior have to say when he appears on tonight’s Raw? Get all the WrestleMania fallout, starting with Raw Pre-Show at 7:30 p.m. ET on WWE Network.

[Jura]

RAW is WARRIOR

[Impact!]

RAW is RAZOR RAMON

[Swiss Ultimate]

I'm excited.

[Mercenary]

Raw is Mr.T's Momma!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Triple H pushed Bryan to the moon last night.

[Tanawesome]

It'll be interesting to see the storylines that come out of last night!

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, so I went to check out the synopsis for tonight's RAW and I shit you not, they have the synopsis for the RAW before WM XXIX. :lol:

In case any of you are wondering, we have Comcast for our cable service.

[Heisenberg]

CSL

hell yeah

[Corndad]

I am almost as pumped for the Raw after Wrestlemania as I am actual Wrestlemania anymore. This should be outstanding tonight.

[Mercenary]

Just saw myself on a highlight on the raw preshow....I marked

[DAMN iNATOR]

I could tell the incorrect RAW synopsis must have been for WM XXIX because a) The year is listed as 2013 and b) They claim CM Punk wil be featured, so unless they know something I don't know...

[ClockShot]

Evening boys and girls.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Should be good.</font>

[Corndad]

Buckle up baby... here we go.

[Cool King]

I'm preparing myself for a great Raw tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Warrior?? Didn't see that coming...

[Tom Guycott]

I could tell the incorrect RAW synopsis must have been for WM XXIX because a) The year is listed as 2013 and b) They claim CM Punk wil be featured, so unless they know something I don't know...

SWERVE! 2013 CM Punk shows up to RAW tonight in a TARDIS!

[Fenix122]

Hoping RAW is as awesome as I think it will be.

[Mercenary]

Love this video

[Corndad]

Hell Yes.

[Krimzon7]

Let's go gents. LET'S DO THIS!!

[Cool King]

I wish Lawler would stop saying "YesleMania".

[rockman725]

So what's the over/under on his title reign?

[Kris P Lettus]

Hey Micheal Cole, ths Superdome isn't on Bourbon St, it's on Poydras.

[Corndad]

Chills.

[KaosDarksol]

I really hope our annual after wrestlemania debut isn't Alexander rusev

[Dark One]

Tonight's Raw is a three hour Daniel Bryan chat.

[Kris P Lettus]

Hot crowd in NOLA

[Krimzon7]

GOOSEBUMPS

[Corndad]

You Deserve it!!

[Krimzon7]

You deserve it....tears in my eyes. Jesus Christ.

[Cool King]

Amazing "You deserve it" chant.

[Jura]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit. Tears from that you deserve it chant. Amazing.

[Fenix122]

Great crowd tonight

[RVDmark]

Evening All.

[Fenix122]

Every party needs a pooper...

[Kris P Lettus]

Stephanie is soooooo fn hottttt

[ClockShot]

Vince is due back tonight, right?

[Krimzon7]

Holy shit. Tears from that you deserve it chant. Amazing.

STD...sometimes I wanna hate you, then when I read this I realize I would only be hating myself.:heart:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Asshole!

[RVDmark]

Every party needs a pooper...

Leave Cena out of this.

[dronepool]

Asshole chants!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fans should chant shut the fuck up to Triple H.

[CSL]

losing to Daniel Bryan > getting slopped by a Godwinn and crushed by Warrior in like 12 seconds

[#1-norm-fan]

Yesssssssssss!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Come on Vince come out to put a stop to this.

[Cool King]

Just noticed a shovel sign with "HHH" on it.

[ClockShot]

That's it?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I saw a WBC sign. That person better mean World Baseball Classic.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>ROFL if Triple H wins the title tonight</font>

[Krimzon7]

Asshole!

STD...sometimes I wanna hate you, then when I read this I realize I would only be hating myself.:heart:

:'(

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. This is still basically the WrestleMania crowd. No way they give him the Christian "Give him the moment and get the title off of him asap" treatment in front of this crowd. Though it would be insane.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I meant the asshole chant Krimzon. Wasn't calling you an asshole Krimzon.

[Mercenary]

edited hof!
now with less of T's mom

[rockman725]

ROFL if Triple H wins the title tonight

In 17 seconds! Book it! lol

[Krimzon7]

I meant the asshole chant Krimzon. Wasn't calling you an asshole Krimzon.

whew:y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol. This is still basically the WrestleMania crowd. No way they give him the Christian "Give him the moment and get the title off of him asap" treatment in front of this crowd. Though it would be insane.

I think Vince comes out before and cancels the match and takes over again.

[Cool King]

Great images from Mania there.

[Droford]

Boorton vs Usos

[ClockShot]

Bats & Orton going for the Tag Titles?

Someone on creative blew a fuse? Cause I'd laugh if they won it.

[Krimzon7]

I'm swaying!!!! BRING ME BRAY!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol if this night ends with Triple H, Orton and Batista as champions... holy fuck...

[CSL]

feel like Big Dave and Orton are gonna win the tag titles directly after they both just said they couldn't care less about the tag titles

[Cool King]

Uh-oh, I smell another "random pairing as the tag champions" reign.

[ClockShot]

Bray should have won last night.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Uh-oh, I smell another "random pairing as the tag champions" reign.

Not exactly a random pairing because of Evolution but yes.

[rockman725]

"Evolution is a mystery...full of change that no one sees."

[KaosDarksol]

Didn't we just come back from a commercial

[Krimzon7]

WHOA...when i heard that that all of the Wyatts were gonna be in action, I thought that they'd be taking on the Shield.

That place would erupt.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... Big E in a six man tag match?

So Fandango isn't getting his instant title match after eliminating the champ from the battle royal last night?

Well what the fuck am I watching this for!?!?!?!

[Krimzon7]

Oh yeah, Boorton is a great name.

[Krimzon7]

haha, semi jobber entrance for Sheamus. Complete Jobber entrance for the black guy :(

[Droford]

I'm surprised HHH didn't come out and blame the WWE stock tanking on Daniel Bryan winning

[Krimzon7]

Gonna get my post count up tonight, fella!

[Krimzon7]

were they singing John Cena Sucks?

[Droford]

What happened on 2/5/88 that I'm not supposed to have forgotten?

[RVDmark]

I'm surprised HHH didn't come out and blame the WWE stock tanking on Daniel Bryan winning

If they take the title off him tonight, its the same thing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What happened on 2/5/88 that I'm not supposed to have forgotten?

Andre won the WWF Championship from Hogan cause of crooked Earl Hebner.

[Krimzon7]

God I love these crowds.

[Dark One]

If they don't show this forty times tonight, someone should be fired.

http://i.minus.com/ihikBSKWB3Hb.gif

[Cool King]

Not exactly a random pairing because of Evolution but yes.

You know what I meant.

[el bobbo]

Hahahaha. They're booing the shit out of the "good guys."

This team consists of 3 guys who have been shoved down our throats.

[CSL]

see how simple that was, do impressive looking things at the right time and even a crowd like this will still eat it up hook line and sinker

[CSL]

lol well as simple as manhandling a 300lb guy with ridiculous amounts of strength can be

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>In New Orleans <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> isn't considered odd. He looks like a Louisiana Congressman. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/453329049289781249">April 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The John Cena sucks chant to the melody of his song had me spitting my beer. I hate wasting beer but it was damn funny. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23raw&amp;src=hash">#raw</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23wwe&amp;src=hash">#wwe</a></p>&mdash; Justin LaBar (@JustinLaBar) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustinLaBar/statuses/453328773971058688">April 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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:rofl::rofl: How did I miss this :rofl::rofl:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lets go Harper!

[ClockShot]

The fuck's the crowd doing?

[Corndad]

I wish it was Wrestlemania every week just so we would get this Raw crowd every week instead of every year.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He's been banned from going to the zoo...

Why?

I don't know.

Oh King.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The fuck's the crowd doing?

Singing he's got the whole world in his hands and swaying.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

John Cena sucks to the beat of his song again lol

[Cool King]

He's been banned from going to the zoo...

Why?

I don't know.

Oh King.....

Because of the sheep mask.

[el bobbo]

This Cena Sucks chant is awesome.

[Droford]

This crowd is better than last year post wm crowd

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/iyORPEr.gif

[Cool King]

Ginger vs Ginger now.

[Droford]

I wish it was Wrestlemania every week just so we would get this Raw crowd every week instead of every year.

It wouldn't be special if it happened every week

[Krimzon7]

Hey, gotta love Sheamus for heeling it up a bit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cameras have been pretty sloppy missing the action as of late.

[Droford]

Wyatt's gonna get you lol

[Corndad]

Brays gonna kill you HAHAHA

[Krimzon7]

Bray is gonna kill you.....lolmmfao

[ClockShot]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a fun match.

[KaosDarksol]

When did bray Wyatt turn into Samoa joe?

[el bobbo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a fun match.

Look at how much fun Big E is having getting planted on his face!!!!

[CSL]

lol they're even booking with this crowd in mind, that was great in a bizarro world way

[Krimzon7]

while we didn't give it proper credit...HHH/Bryan was a G.R.E.A.T. match.

[Malfeitor]

HAHAHAHAHA. Fucking love this crowd.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

When did bray Wyatt turn into Samoa joe?

They didn't say Bray is gonna eat you Kaos. He's not turning into Samoas Joe.

[CSL]

while we didn't give it proper credit...HHH/Bryan was a G.R.E.A.T. match.

said it in the Mania thread, best match so far this year

[CSL]

Fandango up next. Should be more fun

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

while we didn't give it proper credit...HHH/Bryan was a G.R.E.A.T. match.

who isn't giving it credit? Somebody in the thread called it the best opener in WrestleMania history.

I said it was 2nd only to Owen/Bret.

[Krimzon7]

Samoa Joe doesn't deserve such a kick ass chant.

[KaosDarksol]

They didn't say Bray is gonna eat you Kaos. He's not turning into Samoas Joe.

Oh sorry the only tna I know is from like 2005

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I still have last years post-WrestleMania Raw on my DVR. Probably the longest Ive ever saved something.

[Krimzon7]

said it in the Mania thread, best match so far this year

who isn't giving it credit? Somebody in the thread called it the best opener in WrestleMania history.

I said it was 2nd only to Owen/Bret.

I stand corrected. Forgive me. I was so enamored with the match and the story it told...I think I gave it six stars last night. I think it stands up against any match on any level of the card. But yeah I missed all of the other folks gushing over it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BO DALLAS!

[ron the dial]

bo fuckin dallas babies

[Cool King]

Oh no, Bo.

[ClockShot]

Bo Dallas 2.0?

[Krimzon7]

Oh my god, Bo Dallas is coming back?

[Poit]

Don't stop bolieving!

[el bobbo]

Yes!! Fandango!

[KaosDarksol]

Well if fourfifty was here he would be marking out for Bo Dallas

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL somewhere Bad News Gertner just soiled himself with excitement for that Bo Dallas promo.

[Fignuts]

Fucking Bo Dallaaaaaaaas

[Krimzon7]

Santino Squash. GOD DAMN FUCK EMMA

[CSL]

no Emma music :(

[Cool King]

Emma reminds me of Jillian Hall.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Santino Squash. GOD DAMN FUCK EMMA

Maybe you are an asshole.... :)

[DAMN iNATOR]

I guess you could say Bo news is good news for Bad News...:shifty:

[CSL]

Emma music :)

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright. I'll take Fandango and Santino in the same match over an IC Title match I guess. The two most naturally charismatic/hilarious/awesome guys in the company. :love:

[Krimzon7]

sansaro with the swing

[Fenix122]

Aaaand squash match

[el bobbo]

Does anyone else think that Emma's dance is like a nazi salute?

[Krimzon7]

Maybe you are an asshole.... :)

Threads have been hijacked over the IWC's infatuation with this doofy bitch. But whatevs, we all love somebody stupid.

[Krimzon7]

Does anyone else think that Emma's dance is like a nazi salute?

Like a dumb ass smiling Goosestep

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does anyone else think that Emma's dance is like a nazi salute?

If she did it straight forward and elevated yes.

[Swiss Ultimate]

It's nice to take a break from watching the show to chat.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Does anyone else think that Emma's dance is like a nazi salute?

Nah, reminds me more of the dance from the hit 80s song Walk Like An Egyptian if anything.

[Droford]

The only thing more impressive for Brock to defeat than the streak would be for Brock to once and for all end Hulkamania...

[Cool King]

Oh shit, Lesnar.

Here we go!

[ClockShot]

Nice shiner, Brock.

[Droford]

Heyman Gloatfest 2014

[Dark One]

I hope this guy is there tonight:

http://i.imgur.com/Ou6be3R.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock ended Hogan's 2002 run with the company close enough to ending Hulkamania.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's nice to take a break from watching the show to chat.

DTTS doesn't have his internet connection and TV in the same room. How sad. :(

[ron the dial]

"the most despised man in sports entertainment today"

[Innovator]

Mmmmm, thats some good heat

[Corndad]

Still had random "Holy shit the streak is over..." moments sitting at work today

[Fignuts]

lol late pyro

[CSL]

some of this crowd still don't know how to react, see if Heyman can get them going

[Evil Vito]

Still had random "Holy shit the streak is over..." moments sitting at work today

<font color=goldenrod>Same.</font>

[DAMN iNATOR]

Brock ended Hogan's 2002 run with the company close enough to ending Hulkamania.

Hogan ended his own run back then and it was in 2003. Something about him not thinking he was paid enough by Vince. But then after a 6-man tag on the June 26 SD! that year, they had him as Mr. America unmask and make a "SHH!" pose that became the "evidence" Vince supposedly needed to prove Mr. America was really Hogan himself so he could "fire" him as their cover story.

[Fignuts]

lol tears in the eyes of children

fantastic

[Malfeitor]

Damn. Heyman is on a roll.

[Savio]

If only we listened to Brock's T-Shirt.

[Dark One]

Paul Heyman for 2015 HoF. Jesus Christ.

[Corndad]

Holy shit Heyman.

[Krimzon7]

whos coming out?

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Heyman is a god.

[ClockShot]

Pauly's cookin' tonight.

[Krimzon7]

epic promo

[ron the dial]

heyman is a goddamn maniac and i love it

[rockman725]

I want to shake this man's hand one day.

[Savio]

I could listen to Paul Heyman promo all night (no homo)

[Malfeitor]

Seriously. Heyman is amazing. I'm sure I've said that many times on this forum before.

[ron the dial]

promosexual

[Droford]

Now Brock goes away til August

[CSL]

outstanding promo right here

[Krimzon7]

Now Brock goes away til August

I hate that.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm. Alright, I'm gonna predict Daniel Bryan beating Triple H and his celebration being interrupted by Brock Lesnar who beats the living shit out of him.

[McLegend]

Damn, what a promo.

[owenbrown]

the server is taking a huge shit tonight... now is just a good of time for this...in case it's fucked up for a while

http://tpwwblog.x10host.com/mybb/

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Paul Heyman.... a promoing gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd

[Corndad]

Heyman kinda buried the entire roster in like 5 mins and it was so entertaining I don't even care lol

[Droford]

I am all for Boorton winning the tag belts since I have Orton in Survivor

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Heyman is incredible.</font>

[owenbrown]

on the other hand... holy shit Paul Heyman is the fucking man.

[Bobo]

So when is Sting coming?

[slik]

Paul Heyman with the greatest gloat in WWE history

Amazing.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>That's the closest <a href="https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle">@HeymanHustle</a> will ever come to masturbating in public <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/453339141686964225">April 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[owenbrown]

Paul Heyman for President 2016

[Swiss Ultimate]

DTTS doesn't have his internet connection and TV in the same room. How sad. :(

Although that is true, I'm watching Raw on my computer. I was referring to divas wrestling though.

I just can't justify having my office computer in the same room as a TV.

[Mercenary]

Adam Rose!

[Corndad]

Adam Rose lol

[ron the dial]

adam rose on raw already? oh boy.

[ClockShot]

What. The. Hell?

[Dark One]

PARTY TIME! And did it sound like they finally sprung to get his good music back?

[Droford]

Wtf? Pushing that gimmick to the main show already?

[owenbrown]

Adam Rose on the main roster ALREADY?!

[#1-norm-fan]

ADAM ROSE!!!!!!

Coming to the main roster already!!!!

[Fignuts]

Russel Brand is a WWE Superstar?

[Cool King]

Wanted to say how amazing Heyman was in that promo but the server died.

Also, I only caught the end of that Adam Rose video. I'll need to watch it again later.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck, I'm excited. Adam Rose is gonna add an instant 5-10 minutes of amazingness to Raw every week before the ADD kicks in and they take away his entrance and make him a jobber.

[KaosDarksol]

How many nxt superstars will get debut packages tonight

[ClockShot]

Usos got matching ink.

Should make my tipsters picks harder down the road.

[KaosDarksol]

Kinda want boorton to win this match. Never really got on the Uso bandwagon

[McLegend]

The pyro has been off tonight.

[Mercenary]

Why must the Usos call our mom's a whore every week. Mr.T's mom I can see, but as for the rest of us.

[Swiss Ultimate]

They need mics so the fans can hear what they're yelling.

[Cool King]

I really won't be surprised if Orton and Batista win.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Justin Roberts chant lol

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hmm. Alright, I'm gonna predict Daniel Bryan beating Triple H and his celebration being interrupted by Brock Lesnar who beats the living shit out of him.

That or Trips wins the match and thinks he's the new champ until Vince comes out and strips him of the titles and his job as C.O.O. and returns the belts to Bryan and makes Bryan vs. Triple H for the WWE WHC at Extreme Rules.

[el bobbo]

Nice Justin Roberts chant going.

[Droford]

If Boorton wins does that mean Batista gets to be on total Divas?

[ClockShot]

Awwwwww fuck it.

[ron the dial]

kinda enjoying this orton and batista pairing for the moment.

[Droford]

They should play the evolution theme

[KaosDarksol]

If Boorton wins does that mean Batista gets to be on total Divas?

He already is a diva that should put him on the show

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I honestly thought this match would actually just be an opportunity to make the tag champs look like beasts before the DQ finish.

[ron the dial]

HOGAN GONNA GET A BIG SWING TONIGHT

[CSL]

If Boorton wins does that mean Batista gets to be on total Divas?

something something Batista has been on plenty of divas something something

[Fignuts]

Oh god, please reform evolution

[Cool King]

I can see Zeb and Swagger interrupting the ceremony and saying to Cesaro something along the lines of how he won a trophy that's dedicated to a Frenchman and it's not American blah blah blah, and then Cesaro doing the whole European thing and then finally officially turning face.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I hope Hogan doesn't give Cesaro the King of the Ring trophy by mistake.</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

Paul Heyman is the best ever

I love him so much

[CSL]

there's a return about to happen

[ClockShot]

Hey, RVD is back.

[Malfeitor]

RVD!!!!

[Cool King]

RVD!

Lock Jaw must be so pleased!

[tman220]

if Sting were to come, would he close the show?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahaha RVD misses the whole Road to WrestleMania.

[ron the dial]

fuck yeah rvd

[Mercenary]

Mister go though the movements RVD.....

[Corndad]

MR. MONDAY NIGHT

[#1-norm-fan]

Ooh. Well this is happening.

[Malfeitor]

Poor Sandow.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Poor Sandow.</font>

[Innovator]

All of these NXT call ups are giving me hope for Paige

[ron the dial]

give sandow the damn win

[el bobbo]

#RVD

[DAMN iNATOR]

I don't care what anyone says, I am marking the fuck out for ROB...VAN...MOTHER...FUCKING...DAM!

[#1-norm-fan]

RVD :D

Sandow the jobber :nono:

[Kris P Lettus]

Who Dat motherfuckers

[rockman725]

Now this is the time where I'm really REALLY pissed off that Punk is not here. I would love to see an RVD/Punk program

[Droford]

Hahaha RVD misses the whole Road to WrestleMania.
How dare they keep him from 5-0 at WM

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mr. Cena.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This has the potential to be a "5-Star" match...:shifty:

[ron the dial]

Who Dat motherfuckers
Rob Van Dam

[#1-norm-fan]

Eeh. Don't try, Sandow. It just makes me sad.

[Corndad]

Cena's Dad in the front row again

[Cool King]

Cena's dad sighting.

[Kris P Lettus]

E-C-DUB chant

<3

[Mercenary]

RVD is the worse five moves of doom guy ever

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, LMAO @ the "ECW" and "You've still got it" chants.