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Dark One
05-05-2014, 11:30 PM
Welp, this is going to take up all of Adam Rose's time.
ron the dial
05-05-2014, 11:30 PM
LOL this is great
Dark One
05-05-2014, 11:30 PM
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dronepool
05-05-2014, 11:30 PM
This is bad lol
Droford
05-05-2014, 11:31 PM
Lol
tman220
05-05-2014, 11:31 PM
gotta be Adam Rose next right?
This is bad lol
Did you see the Brie Bella B Horror Movie skit with Kane and D-Bry?
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:31 PM
Damn, so Swagger is jobbing to Adam Rose then. :(
ClockShot
05-05-2014, 11:31 PM
Oh look, Zeb has props now.
owenbrown
05-05-2014, 11:31 PM
what the fuck were they smoking when they wrote Raw tonight?! :wtf:
Droford
05-05-2014, 11:32 PM
Zeb wants to deport Paige?
Why isn't Kofi on the list? Or Rusev?
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:32 PM
Yes Zeb, deport Paige. Please.
ron the dial
05-05-2014, 11:33 PM
glad to have this zeb back in full force
Corndad
05-05-2014, 11:33 PM
Emma on the list LOL
ClockShot
05-05-2014, 11:33 PM
I think the crowd would riot if Heyman got deported.
Corndad
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
Adam Rose!!
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
1997.
Good times.
ClockShot
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
RUSSELL BRAND IS HERE!
Dark One
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
Wait. What the fuck is this music?
ron the dial
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
this should be interesting
Corndad
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
He's gonna be a Face??
dronepool
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
wtf
owenbrown
05-05-2014, 11:34 PM
lol oh shit here we go :lol:
Prepare for your stoned freakout
ClockShot
05-05-2014, 11:35 PM
There's gonna come a day where they don't catch him. You know that, right?
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:35 PM
If I got invited to a party and it looked like this, I'd turn around and walk away immediately.
Emperor Smeat
05-05-2014, 11:35 PM
:lol: Zeb's reaction.
Love that Rose's groupies also got brought over for his debut.
DrCrawford
05-05-2014, 11:36 PM
Tonight is just one of those nights where I don't know why I watch this trash
Dark One
05-05-2014, 11:36 PM
Thought the crowd didn't care, but the singing along just didn't come across, I guess.
owenbrown
05-05-2014, 11:36 PM
oh fuck the crowd is singing along too :lol:
Corndad
05-05-2014, 11:36 PM
That's it?
Mercenary
05-05-2014, 11:37 PM
I would say the crowd is dead for this, but Kris P might have issues with it.
ron the dial
05-05-2014, 11:37 PM
so no match? hmmm. weird debut.
ClockShot
05-05-2014, 11:37 PM
So the ho/party train comes standard?
el bobbo
05-05-2014, 11:37 PM
I ran out of cringes during that segment
Dark One
05-05-2014, 11:37 PM
I would say the crowd is dead for this, but Kris P might have issues with it.
I get the impression you're bitter.
Is that fair?
dronepool
05-05-2014, 11:38 PM
Is this the new Funky gimmick?
Corndad
05-05-2014, 11:38 PM
Arrive.
Break into Dance.
Leave.
Did somebody dose me what the fuck did I just watch?
Crimson
05-05-2014, 11:39 PM
Not feeling Adam Rose yet.
KaosDarksol
05-05-2014, 11:39 PM
Was hoping for a match
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:39 PM
I love it when JBL does his ranting. :lol:
Crimson
05-05-2014, 11:39 PM
Pretty bad RAW
Mercenary
05-05-2014, 11:40 PM
I get the impression you're bitter.
Is that fair?
With what?
Droford
05-05-2014, 11:40 PM
They should have called up Mojo Rawley.
el bobbo
05-05-2014, 11:40 PM
Is this the new Funky gimmick?
Brodus Clay isn't on our TVs anymore...
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:40 PM
Not feeling Adam Rose yet.
Ditto.
I was hoping for a match to see if I could form an opinion on him. :-\
Mercenary
05-05-2014, 11:40 PM
Pretty bad RAW
I have to agree with this one.
ron the dial
05-05-2014, 11:40 PM
mojo rawley should be released for real
Kris P Lettus
05-05-2014, 11:40 PM
I get the impression you're bitter.
Is that fair?
He is a goblin.
The Shield/Wyatts have to save this show
Mercenary
05-05-2014, 11:41 PM
Brodus Clay isn't on our TVs anymore...
I thought Xavier Woods took that over?
ron the dial
05-05-2014, 11:42 PM
i'm enjoying this raw. some bad stuff, but i always keep my expectations low. there have been a few redeeming moments. main event should be good.
Mercenary
05-05-2014, 11:43 PM
He is a goblin.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xPVRfJS1rCA/UHr8FZLPZHI/AAAAAAAABl4/8MuAYCc_PNA/s1600/GoblinBW.jpg
Yes. Yes I am. Try harder you suck at this.
dronepool
05-05-2014, 11:43 PM
Brodus Clay isn't on our TVs anymore...
Yeah, this is Too Cool/Brodus Clay Version whatever point 5.
Corndad
05-05-2014, 11:43 PM
The Shield/Wyatts have to save this show
Crimson
05-05-2014, 11:44 PM
Where's the skull masks? They should wear em more often
Droford
05-05-2014, 11:44 PM
Brodus Clay isn't on our TVs anymore...
You don't watch NXT
Seriously NXT is getting the shaft with the callups and getting stuck with the demoted guys like Brodus, Tyson Kidd and for a short time Mason Ryan. No idea why they'd call Rose up so fast..
Droford
05-05-2014, 11:45 PM
They should do Evolution vs The Shield vs The Wyatts
Kris P Lettus
05-05-2014, 11:46 PM
CM Punk should come back and feud with Bray Wyatt
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:47 PM
Did the crowd just do a "This is awesome" chant when the match was only ten seconds old?
el bobbo
05-05-2014, 11:48 PM
You don't watch NXT
Seriously NXT is getting the shaft with the callups and getting stuck with the demoted guys like Brodus, Tyson Kidd and for a short time Mason Ryan. No idea why they'd call Rose up so fast..
I'm glad they got rid of Mason Ryan.
Droford
05-05-2014, 11:51 PM
Where's the skull masks? They should wear em more often
Maybe the skull masks were too confusing with the new evolution skeleton tshirts
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm6lzHZCMAA58db.jpg
ron the dial
05-05-2014, 11:51 PM
love that slingshot lariat so much
Mercenary
05-05-2014, 11:52 PM
I'm glad they got rid of Mason Ryan.
Me too man.
RAW is being main-evented by a group of six men, whom at the longest, have been on television for a year and a half.
I love that.
Heisenberg
05-05-2014, 11:58 PM
What's up with the abortion video in discussion??
Cool King
05-05-2014, 11:59 PM
Did anyone else hear someone off camera shout "Somebody give JBL his hat back!" and then someone else shouting "Give the man his hat!".
ron the dial
05-06-2014, 12:02 AM
Damn these 6 can put on a match
ClockShot
05-06-2014, 12:02 AM
Those are some lousy Evolution shirts.
ron the dial
05-06-2014, 12:03 AM
good ending
Cool King
05-06-2014, 12:04 AM
No Cena on Raw tonight then?
Emperor Smeat
05-06-2014, 12:04 AM
Really good main event match this week.
Damn these 6 can put on a match
Yeup all their previous matches were good as well.
ClockShot
05-06-2014, 12:06 AM
Heh. Triple H giving Roman the back body drop code.
Hanso Amore
05-06-2014, 12:06 AM
Botched spinebuster
dronepool
05-06-2014, 12:06 AM
Blood!
ClockShot
05-06-2014, 12:08 AM
Meh. Aside from the opening and closing matches, everything else was kinda blah.
Dark One
05-06-2014, 12:08 AM
That Raw was, for the most part, a not-so-hot mess.
On a scale of Bray Wyatt to Gobbledygooker, I'd rate it 1 Goon.
http://www.wrestlingrulz.com/goon.gif
ron the dial
05-06-2014, 12:08 AM
so if this is batista's last week for a while they didn't even hint at it
Hot ending to an otherwise mixed and strange show
I am probably the only BATISTA fan on tpwwforums and the only person who likes the new EVOLUTION t-shirt.
Heisenberg
05-06-2014, 12:13 AM
I'm buying the shirt soon
road doggy dogg
05-06-2014, 12:16 AM
whoa I didn't even watch Raw but c'mon son EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERYYYYYYY
Kingofdaswing
05-06-2014, 12:29 AM
So are the Wyatt's working for HHH? I am not really finding a reason why the Shield has to go up against the Wyatt family. They put on a good match, but the story behind the matches isn't there.
Adam Rose is the reason why it is embarrassing to be a wrestling fan, I honestly felt ashamed to be watching that crap. If this guy can go in the ring then it isn't so bad, but that debut was, like I said, embarrassing.
You can add 3MB and whatever the Los Matatoros to that as well, terrible.
Probably the most shocking fact of the night was Ambrose having the title for 351 days.. Did anyone know? I just thought it was a prop Ambrose brought to the ring and tossed on the ground every chance he had. Huge problem when your straps mean absolutely nothing.
They need to get Bryan's wife away from him on air. That screaming in the car was the worst acting job I have ever seen. Keep her on total divas and off the main show, she is awful and only hurts Byran's character.
Another problem I have, The Shield made a name for themselves by out numbering their opponent, so during the battle royal, Ambrose is eliminated by Sheamus with the members of the Sheild just standing there with a omg look on their face? Makes no sense.
Raw was terrible.
Hanso Amore
05-06-2014, 12:31 AM
Lol mutie
Heisenberg
05-06-2014, 12:37 AM
Fuckin Raw kicked ass, performers put their bodies on the line and shit. Best believe that
Emperor Smeat
05-06-2014, 12:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/D9JhJPR.jpg
Cool King
05-06-2014, 12:56 AM
So are the Wyatt's working for HHH? I am not really finding a reason why the Shield has to go up against the Wyatt family. They put on a good match, but the story behind the matches isn't there.
No, the Wyatt's aren't working for Triple H. The reason The Shield had to face them tonight was because Triple H put them in a match against The Wyatt's. If you want to talk about stories behind matches, then I guess Triple H saw Bray defeat Cena last night and as a team, the Wyatt's are pretty good. Triple H wants to punish the Shield, so why not put them in a match against a dominating team consisting of someone who just defeated the face of the company less than 24 hours ago.
Adam Rose is the reason why it is embarrassing to be a wrestling fan, I honestly felt ashamed to be watching that crap. If this guy can go in the ring then it isn't so bad, but that debut was, like I said, embarrassing.
What's to be embarrassed about? The guy is supposed to be eccentric. It's part of his gimmick. Some people complain about the lack of gimmicks in wrestling today, but there's a gimmick for you. I don't know how I feel about the guy myself, and I was hoping to see him in a match before I form an opinion of him, but sadly that didn't happen.
You can add 3MB and whatever the Los Matatoros to that as well, terrible.
This whole 3MB/Matadores thing has been really entertaining. If you didn't chuckle at least once during the WeeLC match, then you must be quite a boring person to know.
Probably the most shocking fact of the night was Ambrose having the title for 351 days.. Did anyone know? I just thought it was a prop Ambrose brought to the ring and tossed on the ground every chance he had. Huge problem when your straps mean absolutely nothing.
I knew, yes. I wouldn't say it's a huge problem but maybe that's why he lost it tonight. If there's a problem with something, you fix it. They fixed it tonight by having him lose it. It furthers the feud with The Shield and Evolution and gives birth to a new storyline with Sheamus, who'll probably be turning Heel soon because of it.
They need to get Bryan's wife away from him on air. That screaming in the car was the worst acting job I have ever seen. Keep her on total divas and off the main show, she is awful and only hurts Byran's character.
If you didn't have Brie involved, how would the Bryan/Kane feud work? It would just be your average "I want your title" "No you're not getting it" feud without her. Having a Heel go after the new wife of someone who's really over with the fans works, and it adds a little something to the feud. Maybe the whole screaming thing wasn't the best but it's not the focal point of anything. The vast majority of people will most likely forget it until next week when the WWE show a replay of it on Raw.
Another problem I have, The Shield made a name for themselves by out numbering their opponent, so during the battle royal, Ambrose is eliminated by Sheamus with the members of the Sheild just standing there with a omg look on their face? Makes no sense.
Makes perfect sense. The Shield are Faces. They can't outnumber another Face (Sheamus) to keep the US title on Ambrose. That's what Heels would do. If Sheamus was a Heel, then maybe they would have intervened in the match.
Raw was terrible.
It was alright. It wasn't great, but I personally wouldn't have said it was terrible.
Cool King
05-06-2014, 01:00 AM
It's 5am and I'm tired.
G'night Y'all.
el bobbo
05-06-2014, 01:12 AM
Facebook post by Mick Foley:
BE CAREFUL, BE VERY CAREFUL
Whether Daniel Bryan - WWE Universe knows it or not, NOW is the time that the fiercest fighting takes place for a WWE champion - and it has nothing to do with the action in the ring. Now is the time to step up and shoot down horrible ideas that can derail even the most promising of ideas. I used to joke that Daniel was the exception to the rule that every top guy in WWE has been percieved at one time or another as a pain in the neck - largely for their willingness to step up and call the creative team out on bad ideas when they see them. That thing I saw tonight - that thing with Daniel and Brie Bella - WWE Universe and the car? That was a bad idea - one that never should have seen the light of day.
I have said on several occasions that I used up my ammo when it came to complaining about WWE storylines when I went to bat for the #YesMovement in the aftermath of the Royal Rumble. I'm going to do my very best to do just that. But I'll first ask everyone involved - Daniel, Brie, Hunter, Steph, Vince, etc., to take a good look at the nearly identical storyline that ran Zack Ryder's promising career off the rails...and do everything they can to avoid that same horrible stretch of track.
Have a nice day.
poopfromweiner dude
05-06-2014, 01:27 AM
What was the Kane chokelsam count tonight
Purgatory
05-06-2014, 02:29 AM
Did anyone else hear someone off camera shout "Somebody give JBL his hat back!" and then someone else shouting "Give the man his hat!".
yeah, I was there live. The one guy picked up the hat, then passed it to another guy next to him, then he passed it to someone else.
3 Guys, 1 Hat:(
Purgatory
05-06-2014, 02:54 AM
My Live notes (in no particular order):
The gates did NOT open at 6:30 as advertised....actually, I don't think they have ever opened on time for any show I've been to there.
Crowd was HOOTTTTTT for Dean Ambrose possibly winning, except for some whiny kid one row down from us who was pro-Sheamus.
Bought a kids replica of the WWE title for my son. $30 for the fucking thing. I think he was expecting it to be of the same quality that my $400 Attitude Era Heavyweight Title ($20 at a yard sale because the guy just didn't have a clue)
Little girl sitting next to us was obviously cheering on Big E, but she kept saying "Go, Piggy, go!!" Her mother had been trying to correct her, but I said "It's better this way. The guys a fucking pig obviously." I think I pissed off a few fans with that one. Ah well, fuck em.
Wade Barrett is hilarious.
Bray Wyatt and Eric Rowan impersonators should NOT be trying to charge money for pictures with them. There were two awful ones, but I think the cops ran them off.
Paige is HOT. Can't stress this enough
I think they were also taping the JBL & Cole Show in one corner. Booker T was the only one I could make out clearly from my nosebleed seats. Who else is in that show? There was a chick on there, dunno if it was a guest or a Diva. Someone guessed Natalya, but I dont know.
Bray Wyatt's promo was awesome, although some guy kept yelling "Sheep Fuckers" from behind us.
Daniel Bryan was very over with the crowd, even though the same guy from before cracked a joke about having goat that looked like Daniel Bryan and that if he did, he'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards. That got some heat on him from a few of the parents right there.
jbizness
05-06-2014, 03:38 AM
Adam Rose got the hugest pop at the bar. For those asking, dude can wrestle. Cinco de Mayonnaise, y'all!
and be a rose-bud!
Brigstocke
05-06-2014, 10:34 AM
Just seen the Battle Royal...It occured to me that I'd have marked like a 10 year old had Reigns run around the side of the ring and caught Ambrose and rolled him back in to eliminate an already celebrating Sheamus...
SlickyTrickyDamon
05-06-2014, 01:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RceNWPR.gif
Looks like that kid at the end dressed up as Akeem at the PPV.
SlickyTrickyDamon
05-06-2014, 01:51 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/sLqVS_p3xf4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
ron the dial
05-06-2014, 01:52 PM
Looks like that kid at the end dressed up as Akeem at the PPV.
you mean the security guard?
SlickyTrickyDamon
05-06-2014, 02:23 PM
Maybe didn't get a good look in the GIF looked pretty small to be a guard.
SlickyTrickyDamon
05-06-2014, 02:26 PM
Strange Reigns and Rollins were at ringside and didn't get involved. It's an injustice to be put in a 20 man battle royal title defense. Doesn't make sense for them to just hang around and go "Good try buddy."
Innovator
05-06-2014, 03:43 PM
Why would they want their friend to keep the US Title?
Paige is HOT. Can't stress this enough
She's no ODB. What does Nerf think? ;)
DAMN iNATOR
05-07-2014, 02:15 AM
Why would they want their friend to keep the US Title?
Why WOULDN'T they? :?:
Clerk
05-07-2014, 10:24 AM
Hey I'm new does anyone know how to post a thread if you do message me how thanks.
Clerk
05-07-2014, 10:33 AM
Nope Clerk-Virtual God
Cool King
05-07-2014, 10:36 AM
Hey I'm new does anyone know how to post a thread if you do message me how thanks.
When you're on the page where you see the list of all the current threads, the button to make a new thread is located just above that list and slightly to the left. It says "new thread", click that and off you go.
MrSmokeydogg7
05-07-2014, 11:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDl7ddZlH9c WWE Extreme Rules Review
Heisenberg
05-07-2014, 11:04 PM
Shit, wrestlers either have great entrances or terrible ones. No in between, god damn
Swiss Ultimate
05-07-2014, 11:37 PM
Finally watching the show and really getting tired of Bryan Kane angle.
el bobbo
05-08-2014, 12:01 AM
Finally watching the show and really getting tired of Bryan Kane angle.
They told the story they had to and had a logical conclusion at Extreme Rules. We don't need any more.
James Steele
05-08-2014, 04:14 AM
Blame Batista.
#1-norm-fan
05-08-2014, 05:15 AM
I'd rather see Kane vs Bryan again than Batista vs Bryan. Maybe if Batista kept up the persona he had going into WrestleMania where he was kinda half-shooting on the fans and their "vanilla midget" heroes, I'd be into the idea. As a character at the moment though, I give zero shits about him.
Swiss Ultimate
05-08-2014, 07:27 PM
They told the story they had to and had a logical conclusion at Extreme Rules. We don't need any more.
THIS! I mean, I was happy with it. Now Bryan looks awful doing awful "acting" and it's completely pointless. Even knowing he's only acting like a pussy to protect his wife doesn't help.
I'd rather see Kane vs Bryan again than Batista vs Bryan. Maybe if Batista kept up the persona he had going into WrestleMania where he was kinda half-shooting on the fans and their "vanilla midget" heroes, I'd be into the idea. As a character at the moment though, I give zero shits about him.
I figure Batista and Bryan need a break from each other, honestly. They already had a bunch of good matches. Kane's done, they could have moved on to the Russian, or maybe Ziggler or anyone for that matter. I don't mind that Bryan isn't in a real feud, I want him to rack up a number of title wins, but the Kane stuff is beyond lame. It's not even Halloween.
Blame Batista.
I love Batista. There. I said it.
I'm already skipping Kane segments on Raw again, hokey shit at it's worst.
Me too. Although the weird voice bits on the Wyatt kid annoyed me too. Didn't come off as creepy, just trying too hard. Just having him have a normal voice would have been way more effective.
Why does everything have to be so hokey?
DAMN iNATOR
05-08-2014, 07:33 PM
If there's one thing to take from this whole Bryan/Kane thing, it's that Bryan is a much better mechanic than Zack Ryder when it comes to protecting himself and his girlfriend from the wrath of Kane. :shifty:
ron the dial
05-08-2014, 07:34 PM
there's a thing unplugged!
Swiss Ultimate
05-08-2014, 07:44 PM
I wasn't watching when Zack Ryder feuded with Kane...thankfully.
#1-norm-fan
05-08-2014, 08:34 PM
If there's one thing to take from this whole Bryan/Kane thing, it's that Bryan is a much better mechanic than Zack Ryder when it comes to protecting himself and his girlfriend from the wrath of Kane. :shifty:
Unfortunately his mechanic skills are almost cancelled out by his stupidity.
"I finally got the car started and escaped the monster. I think instead of escaping, I'll get back out of the car and check on his well-being though."
Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2014, 12:04 AM
Well, to be fair vehicular manslaughter is another reason to strip him of the title.
I just don't get how Bryan beating Kane at Extreme Rules wasn't conclusive enough for the WWE Writers. That kind of win should have ended the feud right there and had Kane going after another guy already.
Lock Jaw
05-09-2014, 12:17 AM
Finally got to watching RAW.
I think that they are building to a new WWE Network show where people try to fix cars while Kane is threatening them. Loser gets CHOKESLAMMED STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Lock Jaw
05-09-2014, 12:22 AM
Also.....
I dunno, bros....
I kind of really want to see The Wyatt Family somehow get involved in the Shield/Evolution feud. Just have a war break out between these three groups.... a war that threatens to consume the WWE Universe....
Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2014, 12:23 AM
Would watch that.
Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2014, 12:24 AM
Both of those posts. Would watch both of those outcomes.
#1-norm-fan
05-09-2014, 12:24 AM
Well, to be fair vehicular manslaughter is another reason to strip him of the title.
I just don't get how Bryan beating Kane at Extreme Rules wasn't conclusive enough for the WWE Writers. That kind of win should have ended the feud right there and had Kane going after another guy already.
If they were planning on a rematch already, the way they ended it was pretty perfect though. Kane basically just flailing around the ring wildly and freaking out after being put through fire distracts him enough for Bryan to get the knee and quick pin only for him to stand up right afterward more pissed than before.
I'm just not sure what kind of gimmick match they go with after this. I figure it has to be one but an inferno match like the one Kane had with Bray Wyatt at SummerSlam, while it seems like a logical next chapter, just limits them and seems like a step down.
Lock Jaw
05-09-2014, 12:31 AM
Then while the Evolution/Shield/Wyatts war threatens all of humanity.... CM Punk returns and unites with Daniel Bryan and John Cena in an attempt to put an end to the wars by waging more wars.
Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2014, 12:45 AM
If they were planning on a rematch already, the way they ended it was pretty perfect though. Kane basically just flailing around the ring wildly and freaking out after being put through fire distracts him enough for Bryan to get the knee and quick pin only for him to stand up right afterward more pissed than before.
I'm just not sure what kind of gimmick match they go with after this. I figure it has to be one but an inferno match like the one Kane had with Bray Wyatt at SummerSlam, while it seems like a logical next chapter, just limits them and seems like a step down.
I wouldn't mind them going the rematch route if a) it made sense (Orton and Batista want another shot at the title, how are they satisfied with this?) b) it wasn't booked so godawful c) the acting didn't make Bryan look mentally deficient.
I know Bryan isn't supposed to look afraid of Stephanie McMahon, he's supposed to look alert, but he looks like an incredible pussy outside of the ring right now. Should have done a promo on Raw.
Then while the Evolution/Shield/Wyatts war threatens all of humanity.... CM Punk returns and unites with Daniel Bryan and John Cena in an attempt to put an end to the wars by waging more wars.
Brilliant. But we need a CM Punk swerve right as Cena and Bryan are getting the upper hand.
#1-norm-fan
05-09-2014, 12:56 AM
Bryan's always kinda looked like a pussy outside the ring. He's an awkward motherfucker.
Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2014, 01:03 AM
I dunno, he didn't look like he was afraid of his own shadow...and again I know it makes sense to be afraid for your wife, but it just looks bad.
He should have told her to leave and explained that hew as going to take care of Kane. Maybe even had a friend drive her to the hotel.
Btw, I really enjoyed the match with ADR.
Lock Jaw
05-09-2014, 01:38 AM
I wouldn't mind them going the rematch route if a) it made sense (Orton and Batista want another shot at the title, how are they satisfied with this?) b) it wasn't booked so godawful c) the acting didn't make Bryan look mentally deficient.
I know Bryan isn't supposed to look afraid of Stephanie McMahon, he's supposed to look alert, but he looks like an incredible pussy outside of the ring right now. Should have done a promo on Raw.
Brilliant. But we need a CM Punk swerve right as Cena and Bryan are getting the upper hand.
Yeah, he swerves them and re-creates the Straight Edge Society with two other people, creating a fourth three man stable for the wars.
SlickyTrickyDamon
05-09-2014, 01:39 AM
Unfortunately his mechanic skills are almost cancelled out by his stupidity.
"I finally got the car started and escaped the monster. I think instead of escaping, I'll get back out of the car and check on his well-being though."
He is from Washington which is close to Canada. So, he's got to be polite even though he almost killed Kane.
Lock Jaw
05-09-2014, 01:41 AM
So then you have Evolution vs. The Shield vs. The Wyatts vs. The Straight Edge Society.... and Daniel Bryan and John Cena seem powerless to stop the wars...
That is when 3MB steps up to the plate and is like "Listen! We have had enough of this! We started this trend of three man trios! We ARE the original three man band, and we have had enough of all of you!"
So then 3MB enters the wars.
Lock Jaw
05-09-2014, 01:44 AM
Eventually, Daniel Bryan and John Cena are joined by CESARO and seem to winning the war to end all wars....
WHEN SUDDENLY
Bad News Barrett joins up with RyBaxel to form The New New Nexus!
So then we have....
Evolution vs. The Shield vs. The Wyatts vs. The Straight Edge Society vs. 3MB vs. The New New Nexus vs. John Cena, Daniel Bryan, and Cesaro
Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2014, 01:52 AM
Eventually, Daniel Bryan and John Cena are joined by CESARO and seem to winning the war to end all wars....
WHEN SUDDENLY
Bad News Barrett joins up with RyBaxel to form The New New Nexus!
So then we have....
Evolution vs. The Shield vs. The Wyatts vs. The Straight Edge Society vs. 3MB vs. The New New Nexus vs. John Cena, Daniel Bryan, and Cesaro
Then the Dudleys come back with Spike, the Hardy Boys come back with Lita and the universe implodes.
Lock Jaw
05-09-2014, 02:10 AM
Then one more team of three comes up.... just young guys who are tired of it all, and not getting their chance to shine... Let's say.... Dolph Ziggler, Miz, and Zack Ryder....
With the Dudleys and Team Xtreme, this now makes 10 teams of 3 people warring with each other.....
Which means Royal Rumble comprised only of the various warring factions.
ron the dial
05-09-2014, 09:12 AM
"We started this trend of three man trios!
bucking the trend of all the two man trios that came before!
Innovator
05-09-2014, 10:19 AM
I wasn't watching when Zack Ryder feuded with Kane...thankfully.
You missed it when John Cena won the feud between Zack and Kane
Swiss Ultimate
05-09-2014, 11:53 AM
I wouldn't say I missed it, Bob.
Innovator
05-09-2014, 12:40 PM
DTTS, straight shooter with upper management written all over him
Don't mind the whole "Kane wearing a mask makes him a merciless, relentless, psychopath" in kind of a dissociative identity disorder kind of way. The execution is poor though. The kind of wrestling angle we fans get embarrassed about.
Can see it ending if/when Bryan strips him of the mask. Mask vs. Beard Match, anyone?
As for Shield/Evolution, I'm still hoping it leads to 3-on-3 Elimination Chamber/War Games.
whiteyford
05-10-2014, 03:47 PM
It was the god awful screaming that made me cringe.
whiteyford
05-10-2014, 03:50 PM
The chamber would be ideal in regards to the two ring concerns, you've got the 4 pods to filter guys in, and it's still a match that hasn't been over exposed.
DAMN iNATOR
05-12-2014, 03:15 AM
As for Shield/Evolution, I'm still hoping it leads to 3-on-3 Elimination Chamber/War Games.
Or an Armageddon (6-man) Hell in A Cell possibly...
James Steele
05-12-2014, 03:28 AM
You could easily use the rules of War Games in a single ring HIAC or Elimination Chamber match. This feud could easily be stretched to SummerSlam and it'd make a hell of main event.
Dirtsheets say they wanna do Reigns vs. HHH at SummerSlam.
James Steele
05-12-2014, 06:09 AM
Stretch that to Mania.
DAMN iNATOR
05-15-2014, 07:14 PM
May 19 is next Monday...wonder if they'll do anything interesting involving Kane on RAW or not.
#1-norm-fan
05-16-2014, 04:55 AM
Well that was a random thing to say in the Raw thread from 2 weeks ago...
Swiss Ultimate
05-16-2014, 09:37 PM
I think I should just give up on RAW again, come back around Rumble or something. The poorly run Kane/Bryan feud has gotten to me despite the good wrestling (for the most part).
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