Official RAW Thread 5/12/2014 - *insert catchy subtitle here*

[ClockShot]

The usual stuff. Rose, Rusev, something else that starts with "R".



Too lazy to copy the preview from wwe.com

[road doggy dogg]

you could have just put a picture of WWE Paige up

[Cool King]

Rose vs Swagger tonight.

At least I think that should happen tonight considering what happened last week.

[Jura]

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[ClockShot]

you could have just put a picture of WWE Paige up


Nah. Stacy Keibler guy here. But she ain't with the company no more. :'(

[road doggy dogg]

I have no qualms with Stacy Keibler pictures. C'MON YOU'RE TRYING TO GAIN FORUM FAVOUR FOR TAG TEAM TURMOIL. Rookie move

[Heisenberg]

Fuck yeah who's ready for MONDAY NIGHT FUCKIN RAW IS WAR???

[road doggy dogg]

I got my tank top on

[Heisenberg]

SMOKED SALMON AND DRIED PISS!!!

RAW IS RUSEV

[VSG]

Rusev machka!

[Heisenberg]

Lana is the next big thing for Office Boners, Paige too

Rift It Forward

[road doggy dogg]

I'd rift it all the way over the Bering Strait if you catch my drift

[Heisenberg]

Yessir, all up in her vagina

[road doggy dogg]

debating between watching baseball and Raw pre-show...........

[Heisenberg]

Should get Fred Durst in here to tell us to GET THE FUCK UP

[road doggy dogg]

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[road doggy dogg]

love how they're plugging their own song @ intro of video... such a limp bizkit thing 2 do

[Heisenberg]

We are blowing up this page brother, hope we don't get banned dude

[road doggy dogg]

it's okay I know the owner of this site.... and I'm in good with MrSmokeydogg7 who is gonna be the next admin of this dump anyway so we good

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Too much stuff to watch tonight.

Raw, Jack, Bruins. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

[road doggy dogg]

NOW MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT!

[ClockShot]

If this keeps up, we could hit double digit pages for what could be a lackluster show tonight.

Carry on, wayward sons.

[road doggy dogg]

Booker T has a very pretty bun

[road doggy dogg]

sounds like lots of little girls in audience... Kofi chants

[road doggy dogg]

Was... was Booker T just being racist? Against black people?

[Heisenberg]

Guy Fieri hosting tonight?

[road doggy dogg]

Kofi is hungry

[ClockShot]

Guy Fieri hosting tonight?

Ugh. Bad enough I hear him on in-store radio at work.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The hell was that Sandow thing about?

[road doggy dogg]

was that a shoot or was it them trying to salvage his character after that abysmal Magneto shit?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Guy Fieri hosting tonight?

He looks like an Insane Clown Posse guy before the make up gets put on.

[Mercenary]

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/5901/paige09.jpg


http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large_lightbox/public/photo/image/2014/03/31_LANA_03032014CG_0674b.jpg


http://media1.santabanta.com/full1/Global%20Celebrities(F)/Stacy%20Keibler/sta17d.jpg

[Dark One]

Daniel Bryan supposedly has a neck injury. Time for him to get pushed off the stage in a wheelchair to get written off of television.

[ClockShot]

Merc's looking votes I see.

[Heisenberg]

Time to crank shit up and put some shit through tables!!!

[road doggy dogg]

Merc's looking votes I see.

worked for me :y:

[Corndad]

Daniel Bryan supposedly has a neck injury. Time for him to get pushed off the stage in a wheelchair to get written off of television.

Why am I getting visions of Ziggler's World Title win aftermath :(

[ClockShot]

1 MINUTE TO GO! WHAT'S EVERYONE WATCHING?!


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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bruins game on my samsung galaxy (audio) and Raw on the TV. 24 on the DVR for later (its on at 9 nvm)

[road doggy dogg]

I wanna see Evolution and WWE Paige tonight... hope they come on early so I can watch some basebakk

[Corndad]

In the spirit of not falling behind in the polls... Enjoy this very Patriotic photo Courtesy of Team Triple "A Corn"

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/32/e6fd5c1354b407568c5fdb9d9fa1c08d/l.jpg

[ClockShot]

So. Shield wins the battle of this feud tonight, right?

[ClockShot]

Don't make Big Rome angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Newest Evolution members: Finlay and IRS. Saved them from getting killed.

[road doggy dogg]

ONEOFAKIND

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why even watch Smackdown when they have the same match live on Raw?

[Heisenberg]

RVD is high as shit rn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Weed the People Explodes tonight!

[Mercenary]

http://www.wrestlingitalia.it/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/stacy-keibler-trish-stratus-victoria-lita-on-beach.jpg

[ClockShot]

Has the "Bigg Hoss" moniker Swagger got his on jacket been explained yet?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No

[road doggy dogg]

zeb is the best. wish it wasn't TV-PG and he could be super racist

[Emperor Smeat]

Adam Rose is supposed to be British?

[Dark One]

http://i55.tinypic.com/jr91xu.gif

[Corndad]

This guy is gonna be gone in 5 months isn't he?

[road doggy dogg]

did I just hear an Oddities namedrop?

[ClockShot]

Damn. JBL just dropped the Kurrgan and The Oddities reference.

Better explain that to the little kids watching at home.

[Mercenary]

Where's CAPTAIN COMIC!?

[road doggy dogg]

This Adam Rose guy looks like WWE's attempt to get in on the "Harlem Shake" fad but only months and months and months behind..

[Jura]

LONG ASS ARMS

[Dark One]

Rob Van Dam is too high for that party.

[Corndad]

RVD has had this dream before. Guarantee it.

[road doggy dogg]

yesssssssss WWE Paige time

#officeboner #butathome

[road doggy dogg]

Walter White gonna fuck up Godzilla yess

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Guy stealing Supermarket Sweep? I hate that guy.

[road doggy dogg]

you guys suck @ Raw this thread so boring... Suits commercial yess

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I guess shes facing Alicia Fox.

[ClockShot]

Suits is good TV, RDD.

[road doggy dogg]

WWE Paige is my future wife

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She has mic

[Corndad]

Alicia Fox Mic Time? Da FUCK?

[road doggy dogg]

Gonna get Litt up!

[Dark One]

It's because she's white.

[road doggy dogg]

WWE Paige rockin' dem T-Rex arms

[Crimson]

Hey Fox looking decent

[Mercenary]

Man is it me or are the crowds shit

[ClockShot]

Paige the Divas Champion or

Paige Turnah

http://www.paigeturnah.com/tour-template/home/footer-pic.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

that was a nice suplex by Fox

[ClockShot]

Alicia Fox holding her own.

[Corndad]

Longest Alicia Fox match in a while.

[ClockShot]

I turned my head and Paige won.

Bit of a bummer.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Take that jacket of Paige!

[road doggy dogg]

love Paige but that was a stupid finish... Alicia dominated all match, Paige literally got the one move in and got clean win... dumB

[Mercenary]

Alica has pms I see

[Corndad]

Are they actually gonna stick to a character for her? Good Lord someone in Hell just got Ice Water.

[ClockShot]

I can get on board with this.

[road doggy dogg]

rofl stole JBL's hat

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Alicia going crazy

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Grand theft soda and JBL hat.

[Heisenberg]

what in the hell is up with her Beavis

[Crimson]

Trying to duplicate the Jay z mishap I see

[Dark One]

Why are they recapping Kane 2: The Shrieking?

[road doggy dogg]

saw my gurl Paige.............. think it's time to watch some baseball and play some Pokemon Y. see you later champions.... Go Evolution

[ClockShot]

Might need the excedrin handy if Brie's gonna scream her head off again tonight.

[Mercenary]

Might need the excedrin handy if Brie's gonna scream her head off again tonight.


No kidding

[Dark One]

Sounds like he's going to have to give up the belts for his neck injury.

[Jura]

http://oi58.tinypic.com/2h5siac.jpg

[Dark One]

"So that's what it feels like to be John Cena."

Sick burn.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Shit</font>

[Corndad]

God I hope this Title run doesn't get Ziggler'ed

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck.

[Malfeitor]

Feel so bad for Bryan.

[dronepool]

Neck surgery? Is this story or legit?

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Bryan's dropping the belts.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://rajah.com/node/41009

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not necessarily Smelly.

[ClockShot]

Sweet. Getting Cena off TV early.

[Savio]

John cena's messasge is to buy his merchandise.

[Jura]

http://oi57.tinypic.com/ng6g4l.jpg

[KIRA]

Bryans middle name must be Job cause shit just keeps happening to him

[Malfeitor]

Cena's shirt hurts my eyes.

[Corndad]

Since his wedding poor guy has had some crap luck. Father passes away. Biggest Fan passes away. Surgery. Maybe have to drop belts worked so hard to get. Dang.

[Poit]

that was a nice suplex by Fox

Her suplexes are always great.

[KIRA]

he talks well for a guy who got kickied in the teeth twice not 2mins ago

[ClockShot]

Well this thread got quiet real quick.

[Crimson]

Batista has had enough

[Emperor Smeat]

Supposedly Alicia Fox is done with the WWE. Would follow a similar theme to a few other Divas who had their firing/quit segment occur backstage.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6e78474f1b9707b28b3dd9f472d1bf6d/tumblr_n5hm84zy9U1souda9o1_500.jpg

[ClockShot]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Tom Guycott]

How are they gonna humble Ambrose... camel clutch?

[Dark One]

I don't think a few years ago anyone would have imagined Seth Rollins clearing Triple H out of the ring and standing tall.

[Lock Jaw]

I have caught up with RAW, and am now entering this weak thread.


Damn, at the D-Bry news.... if CM Punk were smart, he'd swoop back in right now and be like "Heyyyyyy guys"

[ClockShot]

So Bautista's gotta be on his way out at Payback. It's safe to pick The Shield a 2nd time for tipsters?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Supposedly Alicia Fox is done with the WWE. Would follow a similar theme to a few other Divas who had their firing/quit segment occur backstage.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6e78474f1b9707b28b3dd9f472d1bf6d/tumblr_n5hm84zy9U1souda9o1_500.jpg

Huh? Quits right when she does something interesting.

[Lock Jaw]

I don't think a few years ago anyone would have imagined Seth Rollins clearing Triple H out of the ring and standing tall.

Because we wouldn't know who he is.

[Malfeitor]

Excited to see if they can up the ante at Payback.

[Lock Jaw]

I wouldn't trust some random tweet. Hope it isn't true. I like Alicia Fox. Improved greatly.

[Dark One]

Damn, at the D-Bry news.... if CM Punk were smart, he'd swoop back in right now and be like "Heyyyyyy guys"

http://i.imgur.com/jK3DR.gif

[Dark One]

What the shit is this.

[Lock Jaw]

TWO divas matches in one night?!

[Lock Jaw]

All the men taking the night off.

[ron the dial]

lol so happy there are 2 women's matches

[Lock Jaw]

Now make out

[Lock Jaw]

Oh no, Nattie is quitting too!

[ron the dial]

lol jbl "she gave her a terrible painting!"

[Lock Jaw]

Disappointed in that match, if only because it felt like they were gonna start making out any second, but then they never did.

[Lock Jaw]

terrible painting gave her the jibblies

[Corndad]

Whats up with all this Diva Character Development tonight? lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

European trip preparation I guess. Everybody leaving early for flights so they have to have some extra stuff that doesn't matter. DIVAS!

[ron the dial]

nice matching red beanies

[KIRA]

lol so happy there are 2 women's matches

Me too the division needs more love.

[ron the dial]

lol coin flip. fantastic.

[Lock Jaw]

RyBaxel so great right there....

[ClockShot]

Rybaxel looking to become the new New Age Outlaws?

[ron the dial]

BIG GUY OUT

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I don't care what anybody says about the RyBaxels theme being shit. I was taking a nap before WrestleMania because I worked at 6am. The theme woke me up from the nap to watch WrestleMania.

[Jura]

Axback

[Lock Jaw]

If they made a modern version of Wresltemania: The Arcade Game, Curtis Axel's special move would def involve hitting his opponent with an ax that he pulls outta nowhere

[Lock Jaw]

I love how Sheamus has multiple finishing moves. Adds depth.

[Lock Jaw]

He hasn't done his Razor's Edge in a long time, though... makes me sad....

[Lock Jaw]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/d503360969af0671812b704552201085/tumblr_n5hm40cs4G1srbyoyo1_400.gif

Foxy

[Lock Jaw]

"The Marine" Summer Rae

http://photos-c.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-frc/10245997_578629535569130_726483629_n.jpg

Hiding her lazy eye

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How long until somebody photoshops Layla in the scope?

[Jura]

http://www.havanastreet.com/pdg_images/scifi/ax_in_back.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Greatly enjoyed that Sheamus/Ryback match.... and liked that Sheamus/Axel match

[KIRA]

RAW feels so bleh without DB in at least one match

[#1-norm-fan]

Well fuck. That's a good start to putting the US Title over again. Just wish it wasn't at the expense of Rybaxel.

[Lock Jaw]

http://wrestlegasm.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/6man.gif?w=500

[Lock Jaw]

Well fuck. That's a good start to putting the US Title over again. Just wish it wasn't at the expense of Rybaxel.

Yeah, honestly thought Ryback was gonna win there. As part of WWE's "you win the title, you start losing" mentality.

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, Sheamus vs Cesaro is actually something that feels worth looking forward to now.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://wrestlegasm.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/6man.gif?w=500

Trent :'(

[dronepool]

Hmm burial?

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena would have had the surgery after the promo and been back in action by the end of the show.

[owenbrown]

is this gonna lead to Vince McMahon coming back at SOME POINT?!

[Theo Dious]

Cena would have had the surgery during the promo

[owenbrown]

Cena would have had the surgery after the promo and been back in action by the end of the second hour.

fixed

[ron the dial]

THE DEMON! THAT BASTARD!

[Razzamajazz]

gee, i wonder if bryan's neck surgery is serious....

[owenbrown]

dammit Theo Dious

[Corndad]

Well Hell.

[#1-norm-fan]

Kane: "I was just trying to hug him! I'm sorry!"

[owenbrown]

ok Vince NEEDS to come back

[Lock Jaw]

RIP D-Bry

[Lock Jaw]

Attacked by Zorro

[Heisenberg]

god what the hell is going on,

they should have someone put through a table I don't understand this

[Emperor Smeat]

Sort of looked like Bryan was smiling or trying not to laugh a bit when he came out.

[Savio]

Give Kane the WWE title.

[Droford]

Give Kane the WWE title.

The WwE title shouldn't be treated like the Razzie Award

[Savio]

Johnny Curtis is the man.

[Lock Jaw]

Still say Layla isn't as good in the role as Summer Rae.

[Dark One]

Ladies love creepy Johnny Curtis.

[#1-norm-fan]

Johnny Curtis is the man.

This is an understatement.

[Lock Jaw]

Thrust-Off

[Emperor Smeat]

Still say Layla isn't as good in the role as Summer Rae.

Does the split better than Summer though.

[Jura]

Ravishing Dolph Ziggler

[Lock Jaw]

Johnny Curtis is the man, Fandango less so. Miss Johnny Curtis so much. :'(

[#1-norm-fan]

I wish this could be a real feud.

[Lock Jaw]

Dirty Cutry and Maxine could have been BIG TIME

[Savio]

lol JBL

[Lock Jaw]

That was awkward

[Jura]

Layla looking extra busty tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Johnny Curtis is the man, Fandango less so. Miss Johnny Curtis so much. :'(

I don't know. If they can actually follow through with a serious push instead of... I don't know... having him pick up the "biggest upset in WrestleMania history" and then immediately following it up by making him a jobber, then I can kinda see his character evolving into something less goofy and working out.

[Lock Jaw]

Time for him to dump Layla and bring back Fandangirl

[ron the dial]

i love yooouuuuuuuggghhh

[#1-norm-fan]

Beautiful

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL

[KIRA]

Never has a decoration of love been so creepy

[Dark One]

Never has a decoration of love been so creepy

Johnny Curtis only has one speed.

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1399330560297.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Perfect time for Maxine to return and be all like "WTF is this, Johnny?" and Fandango is just like "Ssssssssshhhhhhhh shut your mouth.... the ladies love this dancing thing... I pick a partner, they fall for my charms... I dump 'em, and pick up the next.... don't ruin this for me"

[Tom Guycott]

i love yooouuuuuuuggghhh

Yeah, he did sound kinda like HHH there

[Tom Guycott]

Perfect time for Maxine to return and be all like "WTF is this, Johnny?" and Fandango is just like "Ssssssssshhhhhhhh shut your mouth.... the ladies love this dancing thing... I pick a partner, they fall for my charms... I dump 'em, and pick up the next.... don't ruin this for me"

Lock Jaw knows

[Razzamajazz]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

USA
USA
USA
USA

[ron the dial]

how's it going tonight tough guy

[Razzamajazz]

TOUGH GUY
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
USA USA USA

[Jura]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/xqgpk5.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Hacksaw

[owenbrown]

lol poor Hacksaw Jim Duggan

[Razzamajazz]

dat ass

[Innovator]

Sup Lana

[Emperor Smeat]

:love: Lana

[ron the dial]

lana is good at this. those looks she gives....

[KIRA]

Hocksaw?

[Heisenberg]

yeah how's it going fuckin Tough Guy????

[ron the dial]

lol at the USA chant being hacksaw's retort

[Jura]

Way to botch the chant, crowd.

[KIRA]

Vinces good guy bad guy dynamic never evolved passed evil foreigner is evil.

[Tom Guycott]

And by "biggest economy", you me she has...

Oh... you meant the COUNTRY China, didn't you, Lana.

[Droford]

They might want him to get that Bulgaria tattoo lasered off

[Razzamajazz]

lol at the USA chant being hacksaw's retort

this, lol

[KIRA]

So Hocksaw Jim Doogan

[Lock Jaw]

Hate this naming people only one name thing

[Jura]

Good thing it wasn't a foam 2x4 like in the WCW days.

[Droford]

Monday Night NXT

[ron the dial]

big e and rusev? i can dig that. wrestling-wise at least.

[KIRA]

Biggiest pop Big E ever got.

[Tom Guycott]

NOOOO NOT THE 2X4!!!

[Innovator]

Brooklyn and Miami are tied with two minutes left, if anyone wants something else to watch

[Corndad]

Big E just got a huge reaction. Might be a chance yet for him. An actual feud for Rusev. This could be good.

[Lock Jaw]

Big E vs Rusev at Payback.... winner gets the other half of his name back

[KIRA]

I'm trying to figure out why I resent Batista so much.

[Droford]

Big E vs Rusev at Payback.... winner gets the other half of his name back
The loser loses the rest of their name and just becomes "...."

[Lock Jaw]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/ee93080a193ae273180bd4e854c8e6ff/tumblr_n5hr14fOqy1srbyoyo1_400.gif

[Dark One]

Oh hey, Magneto got a new gimmick.

[Corndad]

Rhodes Bros still together eh?

[Lock Jaw]

They shouldn't break up The Rhodes Bros.

[Lock Jaw]

Doug Basham mentioned on Raw, Noid marking out.

[Dark One]

Doug Basham and the Oddities references from JBL? Is there a bingo card or something he's trying to fill out?

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh. So Damien's doing a disgruntled employee thing. That'll be the start of something...

[owenbrown]

DOUG BASHAM NAME DROP! ..... (calm down Noid :shifty: )

[Razzamajazz]

what was that recent discount code for wwe shop?

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously. The man's an "intellectual superior" and he does the gimmick perfectly. Why is he doing shit that could be strapped on any generic, gimmickless heel???

[owenbrown]

EXCLUSIVE PIC OF NOID AFTER DOUG BASHAM WAS MENTIONED ON RAW TONIGHT:

http://assets.adamriff.com/images/randy_marsh.jpg

[Razzamajazz]

eva marie is a recovering alcoholic



bullshit

BULL
SHIT

[Emperor Smeat]

Seriously. The man's an "intellectual superior" and he does the gimmick perfectly. Why is he doing shit that could be strapped on any generic, gimmickless heel???

writers got bored or somehow couldn't figure what to do with him since he lost the MitB case?

[owenbrown]

DAMN IT WHEN IS BO DALLAS (RE)DEBUTING IN THE WWE?!

[KIRA]

I'm not sure I Bolieve

[Dark One]

DAMN IT WHEN IS BO DALLAS (RE)DEBUTING IN THE WWE?!

Royal Rumble 2015.

[ron the dial]

i bolieve completely

[Razzamajazz]

eva marie is a recovering alcoholic



bullshit

BULL
SHIT
BUUUULLLLLLLL
SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt vs John Cena in a Last Man Standing match....

Odds on duct tape being involved?!