"LIVE" Raw Thread - 19/5/14

[Cool King]

Seeing as there was no thread and it's less than ten minutes until Raw starts, I thought I'd just quickly make one.

No spoilers please.

[Razzamajazz]

heyman and cesaro shut renee young down on the preshow. that was great

[Lock Jaw]

I will be watching LIVE

[ClockShot]

HE'S THE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD..............

[Cool King]

Wow, they interrupted the signature.

[Corndad]

Watching Live tonight. I kinda liked they interrupted the signature.

[ClockShot]

Fucking cell phones. Gone are the days of lighters.

:'(

[Cool King]

Miss Teacher-Lady.

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt so damn good

[Corndad]

English Crowd is gonna be awesome tonight.

[ClockShot]

Brits Follow The Buzzards rather well.

[Razzamajazz]

he's got the whole world, in his HONDS

i don't remember hearing a chant in an accent before

[owenbrown]

oh look, Super Cena :roll:

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray Wyatt so damn good

English Crowd is gonna be awesome tonight.

:yes:

[Razzamajazz]

Fucking cell phones. Gone are the days of lighters.

:'(
they are considered weapons now. not joking

[Savio]

So Cena knew Bray would send them up the ramp?

[Lock Jaw]

Fucking cell phones. Gone are the days of lighters.

:'(

Was thinking the same thing, but I kinda like it. Updated with the times. Looks good in HD, all those lights. Lighters just wouldn't look as good.

[ClockShot]

So avoided the worst and didn't see Dr. James Andrews.

[Droford]

Orton better wrestle tonight for survivor

Really don't want to get 3 weeked

[Droford]

So avoided the worst and didn't see Dr. James Andrews.

Yeah, but he had to go to pittsburgh

[Corndad]

I think Bryan needs to take some of his Wedding Money gifts and get Brie some acting classes.

[Tazz Dan]

oh look, Super Cena :roll:

Oh look, owen complaining about Cena :roll:

[Cool King]

Pretty sure we'll see Paige tonight.

Expecting the roof to come off for her when her music hits, seeing as Raw is on "her turf" tonight.

It'll probably be the only time in her career that she'll get an ovation like that.

[Lock Jaw]

Cesaro's new jacket awfully dapper

[ClockShot]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR................

[Mercenary]

Paul is great when he isn't a billboard Brock Lesner

[Corndad]

HAHAHAAHAHA Heyman

[Lock Jaw]

Paul Heyman so damn good

[Cool King]

"No, I'm not your Queen, finally dying and making Charles, King."

I almost spat my drink out. :lol:

[owenbrown]

Cesaro gonna job tonight? :'(

[Cool King]

Hey look, A Dundee United flag!

Probably the last thing I ever expected to see on Raw.

[owenbrown]

Oh look, owen complaining about Cena :roll:

In other news, water is wet

[Droford]

Is there a British announce team?

[Cool King]

Is there a British announce team?

Probably French.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Lil Naitch almost got clipped.

[ClockShot]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Corndad]

Cesaro!!!

C'mon Sheamus Heel Turn.

[owenbrown]

all is right in the world... Cesaro won!

[Lock Jaw]

Was a good little match. They work good together.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Cesaro

[Cool King]

I enjoy elimination matches.

[owenbrown]

what are the odds the Shield get squashed at Payback?

[Corndad]

If this match is half as good at Payback as the match at Extreme Rules it will be worth the price of the WWE Network this month alone.

[Lock Jaw]

Thanks for warning us that the picture of stitches were graphic in nature, but just openly showing us his gaping eye-vagina without warning.

[ClockShot]

what are the odds the Shield get squashed at Payback?

50/50.

I think they win this one and Bautista's out to promote his movie.

[Cool King]

I like that Cole pronounced Glasgow correctly.

Usually he pronounces it phonetically, like most Americans do. "Glas-gow"

[Fenix122]

Lol German announce table

[Droford]

The German Announce Team lol

[ClockShot]

German announce table?

[Lock Jaw]

Don't care for Beat the Clock matches

[Droford]

Some creative editing going on

[Cool King]

Big Ben is the bell, not the tower/clock. C'mon Ryback.

[Savio]

Would like to see Ryback, Big E and Rusev form a stable.

[Lock Jaw]

GoldBack vs Choc Lesnar

[Cool King]

Thanks JBL.

[Mercenary]

Barry Horwitz!?

[Droford]

Big show vs Barry horowitz

[Black Widow]

Someone photoshop Ryback and Axel as Heisenberg and Pinkman right now.

[Lock Jaw]

Accented chants

[Emperor Smeat]

What are they chanting?

People Power?

[ClockShot]

That match was 5 minutes and 1 second too long.

[Lock Jaw]

Cole: "Will he set the pace here?!"

Yes. It is the first match.

[Droford]

Big E needed 5...minutes

[Lock Jaw]

What are they chanting?

People Power?

"We want Barrett"

[ClockShot]

Cena vs. Luke Harper.


This like, the 3rd time in 4 weeks?

[Lock Jaw]

I feel like I should try to check out Legends House more. Watched the first episode.

[Cool King]

The announce team talking about how the match won't end before three minutes.

Big E wins with a time of 5:02.

*Three ain't enough man, I need five!*

[Cool King]

I feel like I should try to check out Legends House more. Watched the first episode.

Ditto.

[Lock Jaw]

The announce team talking about how the match won't end before three minutes.

Big E wins with a time of 5:02.

*Three ain't enough man, I need five!*

Maybe that's what his song means!

[Cool King]

What are they chanting?

People Power?

They were chanting "BNB" at first, then "We Want Barrett".

[Razzamajazz]

don't tell me you prefer total divas over legends' house. somebody better call my momma

[Lock Jaw]

Eva Marie, Special Olympic Athlete

[Mercenary]

I pray Eva wasn't training them

[Cool King]

Which British Law is Truth going to break tonight? #livinginthepast

[Lock Jaw]

People over there, WHAT'S UP

[ClockShot]

It's Truth.

Koslov ain't far behind me thinks.

[Lock Jaw]

Fandango with the huge pop

[ClockShot]

Or Fandango.

[Cool King]

Is Layla's attire supposed to be the Scottish Flag?

[Savio]

dat ass

[Razzamajazz]

wait, fandango and summer rae split? oh it was on twitter. no wonder i didn't see it

[Black Widow]

well fuck this garbage im going for a snack

[Lock Jaw]

Layla hot, but just not as good in the role as Summer Rae

[Savio]

boob grab

[Razzamajazz]

i was hoping summer and layla would kiss :(

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooooookay. So, no match.


Moving right along.

[Mercenary]

Summers Raes theme is catchy in a way

[Lock Jaw]

Have R-Truth and Fandango do their full entrances, don't have a match. Seems like a good use of time.

[Droford]

Um..are we forgetting something

[Black Widow]

I wouldn't mind attacking Layla:)

[Emperor Smeat]

So everyone forgot about R-Truth.

[ClockShot]

So Bo Dallas is a 1%er.

He gonna be Biker Taker 2.0 then?

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE THIS FRIDAY!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So everyone forgot about R-Truth.

He consider himself lucky if Rusev doesn't come out on the APP on the break and kick his ass.

[Cool King]

I don't get why they would have Bo debut in the UK.

Seems a bit random to me.

[Black Widow]

I don't care if i haven't seen Bo Dallas yet he is already annoying me.

[Cool King]

Get the feeling that if Adam Rose appears tonight, the crowd will join in with his "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!" thing from his theme.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck...

[Corndad]

I feel like I should try to check out Legends House more. Watched the first episode.

It's phenomenal. I've yet to be not entertained. Tony Atlas steals the show. Piper is Piper. It's worth a look if you have Network.

[ClockShot]

Total Divas is returning for a 3rd season.

The money lost from the WWE stock taking a nose dive, is not.

[Droford]

Steph should have had a shirt and fake beard on

[Cool King]

Well, Stephanie doing Bryan's entrance will be a gif in no time.

[Mercenary]

Steph looking great

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane.

[Savio]

Give the title to Kane.

[Cool King]

Haha, that was great.

[Droford]

Lol haha

[Corndad]

lol at the Bad News Montage

[ClockShot]

Crowd's gonna go bananas when Barrett comes out.

[Cool King]

Steph's accent. Not so much.

[Black Widow]

Steph looking great
When does she not?

[Savio]

Give it to Kane, he deserves it as a thank you.

[Cool King]

Give the title to Regal.

[Razzamajazz]

steph is hilarious tonight

[owenbrown]

please tell me Vince returns next week?!

[Cool King]

Stephanie: I'm going to strip Daniel Bryan of the title.

Crowd: Boooooo

Stephanie: I'm not going to strip Daniel Bryan on the title.

Crowd: Boooooo

[Mercenary]

When does she not?

Back in like 2000 or so she looked like a damn slut

[Lock Jaw]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2393259888accf1bfde1181cb2f034e8/tumblr_n5uljz7Swf1srbyoyo1_400.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty good segment. Loved the BNB "Bad News" clip.

[owenbrown]

yeah, official personnel i.e. Triple H.... lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hogan should show up and say "Hey brother I took 6 months between title defenses and so should Daniel Bryan...brother!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Back in like 2000 or so she looked like a damn slut

And your point is???

[Cool King]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2393259888accf1bfde1181cb2f034e8/tumblr_n5uljz7Swf1srbyoyo1_400.gif

People seem to get quicker at "gifing" every week now.

[Lock Jaw]

Probably something to do with getting on their computer via WWE Network or something

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Probably something to do with getting on their computer via WWE Network or something

WWE Network doesn't air Raw. It's probably just quick capture from a TV tuner card.

[Black Widow]

Back in like 2000 or so she looked like a damn slutThe more Skanky the better.

[Cool King]

The Union Jacks are back!

[Lock Jaw]

UNION JACKS!! MARKING OUT!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THE UNION JACKS ARE BACK!

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Hope The Rolling Stones ain't listening.

[Razzamajazz]

oh hey, i remember the union jacks. it doesn't seem that long ago

[Razzamajazz]

dat ass

[ClockShot]

KOSLOV!

[Droford]

Back in like 2000 or so she looked like a damn slut

A Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Bottom- Feeding Trash Bag Ho even

[owenbrown]

welp.... nice knowing ya, Heath Slater

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

oh hey, i remember the union jacks. it doesn't seem that long ago

November 11 2013.

[ClockShot]

Kinda starting to like Lana. Got the Stacy Keibler thing going on.

[Lock Jaw]

Would be funny if they started chanting "USA"

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Union Jacks

:D Lana. Her bun style on the top of her head seems to get bigger each week.

[Razzamajazz]

anti america promo in england...

[Lock Jaw]

Lana of Nine

[Black Widow]

So is Rusev gonna set his sights on wrestlers from the south now?

[ClockShot]

The Bulgarian Borg..........RUSEV!

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev Putriev.

Rusev Matchka.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's few-tul. Jean-Luc Picard has ruined a word for an entire generation.

[Cool King]

Britain hates Bulgarians?

Is Lawler reading the BNP manifesto or something?

[Lock Jaw]

I like how they never explain Rusev's put his hands up in the air stance like they did on NXT. So now it is just like "Why does he do that?"

[Lock Jaw]

Hahaha Rusev's spaz out, and the fan mimicking him in the front row

[Razzamajazz]

sometimes i miss the days of divas showing their thongs

[Razzamajazz]

psh, reigns has makeup under his eye

[Black Widow]

Rihanna Reigns.....

[Savio]

Rollins is the weak link

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is this the first ever Beat the Clock Tournament with it having two people who can advance by winning?

[Droford]

Lol slam city #2..

[Black Widow]

Lol slam city #2..I find it kinda humorous

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ NXT should be a lot higher in the list. Its a really good show.

[Dark One]

Week after week I'm more and more amazed at how bad this commentary team has gotten.

[Droford]

Alberto Del Rio could be Mexican Batman..international superstar superhero alliance with Cesaro

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lol slam city #2..

It's made by the guys who do Robot Chicken.

[road doggy dogg]

did I miss WWE Paige yet


RVD is seriously the least exciting person to watch on TV right now

[Savio]

Glad RVD is wearing those black shorts.....Crowd is 100% dead.

[Emperor Smeat]

did I miss WWE Paige yet


RVD is seriously the least exciting person to watch on TV right now

Hasn't shown up yet.

[Cool King]

I would have loved it if RVD's time was 4:20.

[Savio]

Spoiler, Cena will win

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does Zack Ryder's latest facebook post prove he's watching 24 during Raw?

"I hate when during the “previously on…” parts of TV shows - parts that weren’t previously on are shown."

[Mercenary]

Does Zack Ryder's latest facebook post prove he's watching 24 during Raw?

"I hate when during the “previously on…” parts of TV shows - parts that weren’t previously on are shown."


No one cares about Ryder no more

[Cool King]

What the hell was that?

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

We know how this is gonna end.

[Lock Jaw]

RVD put the server to sleep

[road doggy dogg]

is TPWWforums.com loading slowly for anyone else right now



let's go Evolution

[road doggy dogg]

I SEEEE THE LINE IN THE SAND!

[ClockShot]

Ok. Now this got interesting.

[Corndad]

Knew they were gonna be the commentators lol

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, I couldn't get in to the forums for a bit. Like I said, RVD lulled it into sleep for a bit. Seems to be waking up now.

[Cool King]

The forums have been working fine for me all night.

[road doggy dogg]

THE DEACON

[Mercenary]

The forums have been working fine for me all night.


Same here

[road doggy dogg]

Ambrose great commentator

[Dark One]

Dean "Tittymaster" Ambrose killing it on commentary.

[Corndad]

Ambrose - "Stay with us" HAHAHAHA

[road doggy dogg]

huge buildup to match

long intros

lots of drama


match starts

commercial break





awesome

[Dark One]

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bkq_vq_CcAA2gND.jpg-large.jpeg

[Corndad]

Ambrose putting over Roman Reign's mom and her punching power on commentary. Awesome.

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins selling like a champ

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think they should have a British announce team as a joke next time they go through.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good match.

[Cool King]

I think they should have a British announce team as a joke next time they go through.

William Regal would have to be one of them, though.

[Cool King]

Oh no, Paige is next.

[Cool King]

Alicia Fox. Nice. :y:

[road doggy dogg]

WWE Paige love

[RVDmark]

That's 2 hours North-East of London Cole.

[Cool King]

Wow, I really expected the crowd to really cheer for Paige when her music hit.

They sound like they couldn't care less.

[Corndad]

Alicia "I finally have a direction" Fox

[Cool King]

That's 2 hours North-East of London Cole.

Was just going to say that.

[Corndad]

Already miss Ambrose on Commentary.

[Cool King]

Alicia "I finally have a direction" Fox

And I like that direction. :y:

[Cool King]

Haha, yes!

Awesome.

[Corndad]

Well shit.

[Cool King]

I'm really liking this Alicia Fox.

[road doggy dogg]

Paige :'(

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA just stole that kid's drink.

[road doggy dogg]

Love Alicia fox tho

But Paige :(

[Mercenary]

Alica Fox for Divas champ!

[Cool King]

It's The Queen of The United Kingdom, Lawler. Not just England.

[ron the dial]

loving this Alicia shit. very entertaining.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Looks like that means Ermax is out of Survivor. Hasn't been updated in a bit though so I don't know who else is left.

[Cool King]

Alica Fox for Divas champ!

I second that.

[Corndad]

Alicia Fox in 2 weeks has done more then her entire time with WWE. Pretty crazy. Didn't expect Paige's first loss on Raw there but guess need to make someone a contender for Payback.

[Savio]

PLaying house looks terrible.

[Emperor Smeat]

loving this Alicia shit. very entertaining.

Yeup. JBL's reaction to them is hilarious since he has that look of having no clue of what's going on.

[Lock Jaw]

Alicia is very good. Enjoy her.

Also, of course they job out the home"town" hero. Its what they do.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PLaying house looks terrible.

Yeah shows that have to point out where you've seen the actors in it in are usually pretty terrible.

[Lock Jaw]

Alicia pouring the drink on herself was weird though.... gonna be all sticky....

[road doggy dogg]

I would like WWE Paige to help her get that stickiness off of her while also providing wrestling offense and stuff

[Cool King]

Alicia pouring the drink on herself was weird though.... gonna be all sticky....

I'm waiting for AJ Lee's or Bobo to reply to that in classic AJ Lee's or Bobo style.

[Mercenary]

Worlds Strongest Jobber

[Lock Jaw]

Someone please beat RVD's time.

[Lock Jaw]

Just whip it out and then be like "Ohhhhh.... beat the CLOCK.... sorry.... misheard..."

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that this match will end in a draw, via the time running out.

[Mercenary]

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/215598_1987759652047_8280689_n.jpg

I support Alica!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does that end the match?

[Cool King]

Yep.

Time ran out. Sorry Lock Jaw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It shouldn't have ended the match though. The match should continue with them not fighting for anything.

[Cool King]

British Bulldog theme!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

British Bulldog theme!

Awesome.

[Black Widow]

Alicia pouring the drink on herself was weird though.... gonna be all sticky....She wouldn't have to pour water on herself to get sticky if i was around:naughty:

[Cool King]

She wouldn't have to pour water on herself to get sticky if i was around:naughty:

And there it is!

http://i.imgur.com/XkE9T.gif

[Cool King]

Yeeeeah, I'm not really "feeling" Adam Rose. :-\

[Droford]

Captain America looks wierd

[Mercenary]

lol@ jbl hating the bunny

[Cool King]

I love Swagger and Zeb though.

Can't wait to see what Zeb says about the UK.

[ron the dial]

"That bunny's got mad cow"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crowd singing Real American's theme song.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did he call her Raylene?

[Lock Jaw]

Renee Young

[Lock Jaw]

Don't know why they are wasting Bo Dallas' debut on Smackdown. That is a big time RAW moment in the making.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whatever happens on Smackdown happens on Raw the next week anyways.

[Lock Jaw]

When did Justin Roberts stop saying it like "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOONNNNNNN CEEEEEENAAAAA"?

[Lock Jaw]

I want them to spell out "WYATT" with the lights. Come on fans, organize that sh*t.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Looks like this will eliminate me in Survivor if Harper hasn't taken a fall already.

[Savio]

John Cena sucksssssssss

[Savio]

TNA should have a parody of John Cena who would just be covered in merchandise.

[Lock Jaw]

Cena and Luke Harper have had some good matches together.

[Lock Jaw]

Michinoku Driver

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Harper knocks over Bray's chair!!!!

[Savio]

Harper looks like Kenny from Walking Dead: The Game

[Lock Jaw]

Knocked his shoes off, Charlie Brown style

[Black Widow]

the last team that hung around Cena was never seen from again.

http://catch-americain.wifeo.com/images/c/cry/cryme-tyme-cenation02.jpg

[Cool King]

Bray Wyatt - He's Got the Whole World in His Hands (The Luke Harper 10 Count Remix)

[Tazz Dan]

the last team that hung around Cena was never seen from again.

http://catch-americain.wifeo.com/images/c/cry/cryme-tyme-cenation02.jpg

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