The Official WWE Money in the Bank 2014 Thread - Featuring THE DEMON KANE

[Lock Jaw]

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http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2014/06/20140617_EP_LIGHT-Match-Rollins_Kofi_RVD_Ziggler_Ambrose_Barret_Swagger_HOMEPAGE.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2014/06/20140613_EP_LIGHT-Match-UsosWyatts_HOMEPAGE.jpg

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Plus a few more matches!

Enjoy the show! I will not be watching live! Will probably try to find the show to watch tomorrow!

[Theo Dious]

I want to see Daniel Bryan make good on Dean Ambrose's threat by running in and absconding with the belts.

[Theo Dious]

YOU SON OF A BITCH

[Lock Jaw]

You cannot hope to contend with the forces of Lock Jaw

[Dark One]

And more specifically THE DEMON KANE.

[cnoslim]

Randy orton - winner

Seth rollins - winner

The uso's - winner

Paige - winner

[Lock Jaw]

cnoslim
hearnoslim
speaknoslim
superslim

[Droford]

I have a feeling that Kofi Kingston is winning the briefcase match..just can't see anyone else winning. Rollins and Ambrose cancel each other out, Swagger doesn't deserve it, they won't trust Ziggler not to get hurt again and nobody cares about RVD. I was fairly certain Barrett was winning until he got hurt.

[cnoslim]

cnoslim
hearnoslim
speaknoslim
superslim

Lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Going to be wearing an NXT: The Future is now shirt. You probably won't see me though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Do arenas have wifi?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bad News Barrett was my odds-on favorite to win MITB but then he got hurt so I picked Seth Rollins. They haven't said Barrett is out though so maybe he is "ruled out" only to enter late and win anyway. I dunno.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Barrett was also my pick as the favorite to win the case before his injury. Still interested in that match the most for the ppv.

[Tazz Dan]

I HAVE ORDERED THIS.



But I have treatment today, so I'll be watching the replay.

[Tazz Dan]

No spoilers in this thread please.

[Tazz Dan]

Also, stickied like owen's ass cheeks after a night with Shisen.

[Heisenberg]

gonna take a shit and welcome my guests I invited over for some Ladder action

[screech]

Getting some soul food to enjoy while watching some ladders come into play.

[Poit]

Guru Dave and I will be watching together. :y:

[Droford]

Zeb Coulter for President!

[Droford]

Lol Gary Spivey of the Psychic Companions Network

http://laughingmyvagoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Gary-Spivey-Psychic-Medium-Healer1.jpg

I can't believe that's a real thing

[KaosDarksol]

Lol Gary Spivey of the Psychic Companions Network

http://laughingmyvagoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Gary-Spivey-Psychic-Medium-Healer1.jpg

I can't believe that's a real thing

Kinda looks like paul heyman

[Razzamajazz]

why hello renee

[Droford]

No more gratuitous shots of Renee's legs in the social media lounge

[Dark One]

Totally forgot Flair was in a MitB

[Razzamajazz]

paige makes me feel old :|

[Droford]

Me and Alex Riley are on the same wavelength man..Bray and Kofi winning lol

[Frank Drebin]

I wonder how Paige makes Lawler feel.

[Frank Drebin]

Stealing Bo's victory lap. Get him, Bo!

[Dark One]

I wonder how Paige makes Lawler feel.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/bio/2012/02/jerry_lawler_bio.png

[Droford]

I expected at a minimum a neck brace..

[Droford]

If Bray loses we Wyatt

[Frank Drebin]

Drink every time Lawler says "LOOKATHIS!!!" in a high pitched voice.

[RVDmark]

Is there any chance this is a massive swerve and DB is ready to go?

[Dark One]

Oh god damnit. Somebody call campus security.

[Droford]

Stealing Bo's victory lap. Get him, Bo!
Lol

[Razzamajazz]

THAT'S NOT PG

[road doggy dogg]

#BOner

[el bobbo]

BO-ner

[road doggy dogg]

God I want to do filthy things to Renee

[Razzamajazz]

first wwe heavyweight title ladder match, booker?

[Dark One]

God I want to do filthy things to Renee

With your BO-ner?

[Droford]

Usos fought two potential mitb winners a year ago..now look at em

[Droford]

Mojo in the Bank

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>God, please tell me Mojo Rawley isn't coming to the main roster</font>

[Dark One]

<font color=goldenrod>God, please tell me Mojo Rawley isn't coming to the main roster</font>

PROTECT US RUSEV.

[el bobbo]

Much better theme for the Wyatts

[Droford]

More new music

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>At least this theme isn't deafening.</font>

[Razzamajazz]

that's an odd time to show recaps

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>At least this theme isn't deafening.</font>

Yeup.

[Savio]

Spoiler, this is supposed to be dean ambrose's script from a promo that will air later tonight.

(site is nsfw)
http://img20.imagetwist.com/i/06213/j1f9tdtdfz3v.jpg

[slik]

Enjoy Dave/Guru

[Frank Drebin]

Thrilled that my tipsters pick of having Bo Dallas interrupt Bryan ' s promo paid off. Bonus points.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ "HARPER IS HOT" sign

there is hope for me yet</font> :cool:

[KIRA]

THAT'S NOT PG

What happened

[Droford]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ "HARPER IS HOT" sign

there is hope for me yet</font> :cool:

He probably looks good when he has to abide by the new dress code

[Razzamajazz]

What happened
BO-ner

[Razzamajazz]

my first pick was for kane to win, but also rollins. they wouldn't have 2 authority guys win, would they? hmmm

[KIRA]

BO-ner Bo popped a boner?
lol

[Frank Drebin]

Anyone else's stream skip back about 10 seconds every so often? (Ps4 )

[KIRA]

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH

[Droford]

Hot match

[el bobbo]

Anyone else's stream skip back about 10 seconds every so often? (Ps4 )

It constantly does this with my PS3.

[KIRA]

I really thought Rowen was gonna take off his beard for a sec

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match.

[parkmania]

Wow, really thought if WWE was gonna push the new Dust Brothers joint on us that this would've been a nice time to hotshot a title over to them.

[Razzamajazz]

that double frog splash would make a good finisher

[Droford]

Contract ladder match time?

[dronepool]

I love how nobody drinks those Mt.Dews

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fantastic opener to set the tone.</font>

[KIRA]

I feel like Ambrose is more like an anti-villain than a face

[Razzamajazz]

#caseorface

[Droford]

Lol daddys gonna be mad

[slik]

Great opening match

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ambrose is incredible. Jesus.</font>

[Droford]

This stupid song is a curse

#Rememberbrodusandthecat

[el bobbo]

#PaigesAss

[slik]

according to dolphins125 of reddit fame...

Kane wins the title and Rollins the briefcase

[KIRA]

I know I keep bitching about but I want Alicia Fox

[Jura]

THE DEMON KANYE

[Razzamajazz]

according to dolphins125 of reddit fame...

Kane wins the title and Rollins the briefcase

he was wrong about the tag match though

[Jura]

Chances are that there will be a new women's champion tonight?

[el bobbo]

Naomi has a great rack.

[Droford]

Sty ready don't have to get ready sounds like Mojo Rawley

[road doggy dogg]

I want to do this to paige

[ClockShot]

Need some music to go with this thread. Never cared for the Donald Trump "Money" theme.


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[parkmania]

Naomi with a feel of Paige's ass there.

[KaosDarksol]

according to dolphins125 of reddit fame...

Kane wins the title and Rollins the briefcase

He obviously doesn't have such good insider info if he thinks that man is going to win the wwe title

[KIRA]

This is actually really good

[Droford]

Stop kneeing yourself

[Jura]

She just sat on Paige's face.

[KIRA]

If Naomi only had a less stupid finisher.

[Razzamajazz]

no selling that stump puller

[ron the dial]

damn good match there. glad paige retained.

[DaveWadding]

So impressed with Trinity right now. Great showing.

[road doggy dogg]

Love WWE Paige

[VSG]

Excellent match, these two can really go at it!

[ron the dial]

"the analyst" alex riley

[Droford]

The analist..hmm

[VSG]

lol Christian not wanting to hear more from Booker T or Alex Riley :'(

[Emperor Smeat]

Divas match was good.

:D Christian

[slik]

I miss Josh Matthews

I like the addition of Rene

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>2 really good matches and we haven't even had a ladder match</font>

[Droford]

Numbers promo..what is this..the Rumble?

[slik]

Here's a mitb commercial in the middle of mitb

[el bobbo]

http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/renee_paquette/renee_paquette_reneepaquette_leo3_Fi7wcWn.sized.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

I'll miss stryker more than I'll miss Josh Mathews by a mile.

[Frank Drebin]

Numbers promo..what is this..the Rumble?

Don't forget the 30 tons and 18 miles worth of steel in the Elimination Chamber.

[Droford]

Jack swagger is the biggest fuckup to win, right head of Sandow

[KIRA]

Fingers crossed for Kofi.

[el bobbo]

Paul Revere is here!

[DaveWadding]

fucking Sandow promo.

[ron the dial]

paul revere. i really do wonder how long this goes on for. until they release him?

[Droford]

Speaking of the fuckup Sandow

[owenbrown]

Sadnow :'( #BURIED

[Savio]

Spoiler, this is supposed to be dean ambrose's script from a promo that will air later tonight.

(site is nsfw)
http://img20.imagetwist.com/i/06213/j1f9tdtdfz3v.jpg
more of the script

http://www.wrestlingattitude.com/news/spoiler-wwe-money-in-the-bank-script-leaked-photos.html#.U7CpGmyoJAA.twitter

[Droford]

Streak of good matches is in Jeopardy

[Savio]

Charlie and the Chocolate factory glasses.

[KIRA]

Seriously Sandow must've really fucked up at some point.

[owenbrown]

I think it's about time for Sadnow to ask for his release

[Frank Drebin]

The bunny should turn heel and align with Zeb

[ron the dial]

rooting for paul revere here.

[Razzamajazz]

paul revere, the guy who warned us about the british, is the bad guy, facing a brit. in boston. k

[Droford]

Paul revere was the original midnight rider

[Dark One]

"The elbow is coming! The elbow is coming!"

He's trying so fucking hard.

[ron the dial]

paul revere, the guy who warned us about the british, is the bad guy, facing a brit. in boston. k
adam rose is south african.

[Frank Drebin]

Sandow is gonna eat shit for a while, but he'll be back to a non comedy role at some point. Do not fear my pets. Would you rather see Sandow or another Santino segment?

[Razzamajazz]

adam rose is south african.
yeah i saw that after i typed it. they all sound the same: foreign

[KIRA]

paul revere, the guy who warned us about the british, is the bad guy, facing a brit. in boston. k

You don't question Vince's logic

[ron the dial]

yeah i saw that after i typed it. they all sound the same: foreign
that sounds: dumb

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gotta admit, I chuckled at "THE ELBOW IS COMING!"</font>

[Razzamajazz]

ur dum

[VSG]

Stupid commentators aren't even calling him Sandow :'(

[Triple A]

What is happening here, I don't get what is going on

[ron the dial]

what a glorious waste of time that turd of a match was.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I feel your pain Damien Sandow. Just keep depositing those checks and saving your money.</p>&mdash; Michael Manna (@MichaelManna) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelManna/statuses/483411809685106689">June 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

That was unnecessary

[road doggy dogg]

Well at least sandow had a match of sorts and not just a squash

[Frank Drebin]

EVERYONE IS FANDANGOING! !!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Sandow.

[VSG]

What is happening here, I don't get what is going on

Think weed and hallucinations.

[Jura]

Jon Stewart looking like Ernest there.

[road doggy dogg]

Jon Stewart boom

[el bobbo]

Hahaha Jon Stewart.

[DaveWadding]

Jon Stewart sighting

[el bobbo]

Jon Stewart looking like Ernest there.

know what I mean, Vern?

[Razzamajazz]

lawler almost choked on his dew

[Droford]

Jon Stewart has to be wondering what the hell he's doing there

[Frank Drebin]

Happy birthday #1-WWF-FAN

[KIRA]

Dear god if you exist at all please don't let RVD win.

[Droford]

Its white Scott hall

[Jura]

http://oi59.tinypic.com/2qsch3r.jpg

R.I.P.

[KIRA]

Jon Stewart has to be wondering what the hell he's doing there


Hes stated on his show that he's a fan.

[Razzamajazz]

ziggler ramon

[Droford]

I'm afraid that there is no bad news

[Frank Drebin]

Vince (with fingers crossed):"Please mention WWE on tomorrow's Daily Show"

[Dark One]

I think there's at least a 30% chance that Seth Rollins is Batman.

[ron the dial]

really, who approved the ring gear rollins has been wearing? so bad.

[Droford]

Hes stated on his show that he's a fan.
I'm talking specifically after he just saw Paul Revere wrestle

[Jura]

Black Power Ranger vs the "Green" Power Ranger

[slik]

really looking forward to this match

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wow, Rollins' theme is really short. Looped 3 times just in his entrance.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

Damn that shirt swagger is wearing is pretty sick

[Savio]

Bad swagger Tshirt

[Jura]

Here's the Pink Ranger.

[Droford]

There's a dumb shirt

[KIRA]

Dolph is so over but they won't run with it

[ron the dial]

pulling for ziggler in this one

[Droford]

This is easily going to be the worst mitb match

[Frank Drebin]

Swagger would be a great stunt double for Chris Pratt

[slik]

slik's BOLD prediction:

Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler will be involved in some amazing spots during this match

[el bobbo]

Dean Ambrose > Brooklyn Brawler

[Fenix122]

I know Swaggers shirt is supposed to be a hand over his heart but it just looks like someone groping his mantit

[VSG]

This is easily going to be the worst mitb match

Ok

[Emperor Smeat]

wow Kingston.

[Droford]

Holy crap

[ron the dial]

title master

[DaveWadding]

Kofi. Jesus.

[VSG]

Why do I get the feeling some of you guys are a bit behind?

[Razzamajazz]

my xbox is about a minute behind

[Emperor Smeat]

Amrbose almost folded in half from that superplex.

[Savio]

2 years ago?

[Frank Drebin]

Ambrose will be the next ziggler.

[Droford]

Dumbass swagger

[Jura]

I guess that was a DDT by Ambrose and not a spear by Swagger.

[slik]

damn at ambrose

[KIRA]

JBL speaks for us all

[Droford]

Ambrose will be back

[parkmania]

I still feel there's a 1% chance they will use the other ladder match to split the belts apart again.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at RVD

:eek: that move

[DaveWadding]

OW.

[parkmania]

OW! I don't think Seth meant to do THAT!

[Dark One]

The fact that they made it seem like Kofi Kingston was actually going to win for a minute is an achievement.

[Droford]

Damn I thought Kofi had it

[el bobbo]

Jesus Christ. That spill that Rollins took was crazy.

[Jura]

Cidolfus Ziggler

[slik]

this match is insane

I almost marked the f out for kofi nearly winning

[KIRA]

That had to suck

[Droford]

Its a CL match

[Emperor Smeat]

<s>:lol: Cole forgetting Kane is in the match </s>

Nevermind messed up which match Kane is in tonight

[Droford]

Crowd going crazy for Ambrose is ridiculous

[Savio]

lol they had to move Colter.

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose will be playing the role of Daniel Bryan

[slik]

Glad Rollins won but Kane's interference was very unnecessary

[Droford]

Odds that Ambrose costs Kane later on..

[erickman]

lol they had to move Colter.

yeah that was funny as hell

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Rollins vs. Ambrose for the briefcase at Battleground or SummerSlam? Works for me!</font>

[Dark One]

Son of a bitch.

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http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4253359/Taker3.gif

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[Razzamajazz]

that was a gentle tombstone

[KIRA]

Actually he can spin it he has worked for Fox News

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What a great ending. Clusterfuck? Maybe. But it put Ambrose over fucking HUGE with an immense pop and I now want to see Ambrose/Rollins even more.</font>

[Droford]

So either A) Reigns wins tonight and Rollins cashes in on him and Ambrose costs him or
B) Ambrose costs Kane the match

[slik]

Vickie G special

[slik]

ATTENTION TPWW UNIVERSE

IT IS TIME FOR STARDUST

[KIRA]

Ambrose is gonna be amazing

And I'm glad Rollins didn't fall by the wayside

[Droford]

Combined IQ of 107

[parkmania]

Dark One, you forgot Brock Lesnar-streak-ending- black guy.

[Dark One]

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cody-rhodes-stardust.jpg

[KIRA]

That theme is sick

[Dark One]

Dark One, you forgot Brock Lesnar-streak-ending- black guy.

Didn't feel like it was quite that shocking.

[slik]

Axel's new ring gear looks terrible

[Dark One]

What the fuck is Curtis Axel wearing.

[KIRA]

Its not Batista bad though

[parkmania]

Um, it's a singlet with an axe on the back.

[KIRA]

I'm interested to see if Stardust can get as creative with his paint job as his brother.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cannot get past Axel's singlet. It's like he saw a Typhoon match and asked the wardrobe department if they had it in medium.</font>

[Jura]

The Dustbowl tearing through the tag-team division.

[Jura]

There's a Dust Storm in WWE.

[Razzamajazz]

we get it, your hands make a star

[DaveWadding]

2 piss break matches in a row. Nice.

[Savio]

Fandango loves triangles......lol

[Droford]

Pretty sweet ref shirt

[KIRA]

2 piss break matches in a row. Nice.


What was the first one cause Paige v Naomi was good

Also Layla voice switches between british and .....something else south American or something

[ron the dial]

fandango looooooves triangles

[Droford]

They need to bring in all of the dancers he had before Summer Rae too

[Dark One]

That match really better just be five minutes of Fandango being as creepy as possible.

[Dark One]

Lots of piss break shit we see every week on Raw tonight.

To be fair, I mean, they have like fifteen guys locked up in two matches.

[Jura]

I like how they actually listen to Lana and shut up.

[KIRA]

PISS BREAK TIME

[Savio]

Why does he talk like that now....

[Droford]

Rev E

[Jura]

People drinking a lot of water here.

[Dark One]

Why does he talk like that now....

HE GOT THE HOLY SPIRIT IN HIM NOW.

[KIRA]

Vince is locked in the 1980s it seems

[Droford]

Flag match upcoming on Smackdown

[parkmania]

I'm trying to figure out who Big E is attempting to channel: Jesse Jackson, MLK, or Al Sharpton.

[el bobbo]

Vince must have a chubbie right now because we all know he loves big men.

[Jura]

You're gonna have to top that later on Roman Reigns.

[DaveWadding]

What was the first one cause Paige v Naomi was good

Also Layla voice switches between british and .....something else south American or something

Thought they were going Dust2Dust v Rybaxel to Summer Rae and Layla