GAME: The Front Page presents...Rasslin' NEWZ Mad Libs

[James Steele]

Simple game. We'll take newz stories from the front page or other sites, replace names, events, words, etc. with blanks and what goes in those blanks (name, city, pronoun, etc.)

The first Mad Lib is below:
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Backstage Reaction To _______ [wrestler]’s Arrest + WWE _______ [noun] Turmoil?
By Ryan Clark on Monday, July 7th, 2014 at 6:26 PM ET

Partial Source: The Wrestling Observer

– According to a source, there are _______ [noun] within WWE who work on the _______ [noun] side of things who have “no idea at all what’s going on as far as the Network goes.”

– According to sources, most of the WWE roster believes that _______ [wrestler]’s arrest for _______ [crime] at a _______ [place] last Monday was an _______ [adjective] mistake. Following the arrest, there was some speculation that her _______ [noun] could be in jeopardy but the _______ [place] Police department later confirmed that wasn’t the case.

– WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was featured on tonight’s edition of “_______ [show]” on ABC. During the show, Austin gave host _______ [person] a tour of his “_______ [place]” and also had her take part in a few _______ [verb].
The first Mad Lib is below:
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Feel free to post your own responses, articles, etc.

[Lock Jaw]

Backstage Reaction To John Cena’s Arrest + WWE Tag Team Turmoil?
By Ryan Clark on Monday, July 7th, 2014 at 6:26 PM ET

Partial Source: The Wrestling Observer

– According to a source, there are monkeys within WWE who work on the accounting side of things who have “no idea at all what’s going on as far as the Network goes.”

– According to sources, most of the WWE roster believes that John Cena’s arrest for murder most foul with a candlestick at a conservatory last Monday was a fragrant mistake. Following the arrest, there was some speculation that his jorts could be in jeopardy but the Other Side of the Tracks Police department later confirmed that wasn’t the case.

– WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was featured on tonight’s edition of “Shark Tank” on ABC. During the show, Austin gave host Kevin O'Leary a tour of his “ranch” and also had him take part in a few mud wrestling matches.

[Rollermacka]

– WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was featured on tonight’s edition of How I Met Your Mother on ABC. During the show, Austin gave host Neil Patrick Harris a tour of his rectum and also had him take part in a few teeth cleanings.

[road doggy dogg]

Backstage Reaction To THE DEMON KANE’s Arrest + WWE Political Turmoil?
By Ryan Clark IS UGLY on Monday, July 7th, 2014 at 6:26 PM ET

Partial Source: The Wrestling Observer

– According to a source, there are six within WWE who work on the lighter side of things who have “no idea at all what’s going on as far as the Network goes.”

– According to sources, most of the WWE roster believes that THE DEMON KANE's arrest for being generally mischievous at a Taco Bell last Monday was a GIANT FUCKING mistake. Following the arrest, there was some speculation that his dong could be in jeopardy but the PARTS UNKNOWN Police department later confirmed that wasn’t the case.

– WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was featured on tonight’s edition of “To Catch a Predator” on ABC. During the show, Austin gave host Chris Hansen a tour of his “fun room” and also had him take part in a few tea parties.

[Triple A]

Someone please fill out the following and I will give you the result of your Mad Lib:

Place:
Person:
Verb:
Verb (Past):
Noun:
Place:
Place:

[James Steele]

Someone please fill out the following and I will give you the result of your Mad Lib:

Place: Vermont State Orphanage
Person: Kane Knight
Verb: urinate
Verb (Past): puked
Noun: midget
Place: The White House
Place: Sean Hannity's Mansion

[Triple A]

Thanks. Here is the Mad Lib.

PHOTO: Stephanie McMahon Pees Her Pants At <u>Vermont State Orphanage</u>?

Following <u>Kane Knight</u>’s <u>urinate</u> to Stephanie McMahon at the WWE Payback pay-per-view, Stephanie McMahon appeared to wet her pants. Seriously. She quickly <u>puked</u> the <u>midget</u> and ran to the <u>White House</u>. Here is a photo of the wet stain going down her dress.

TWO MORE CLOSE UP PHOTOS – Stephanie McMahon PISSES HERSELF At <u>Sean Hannity's Mansion</u> >>!!