WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW 07.21.2014 TPWWFORUMS.COM THREAD (Shisen "King of DEEZ NUTS" edition)

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Tonight on Raw
THE BATTLE RAGES ON
John Cena might have withstood a grueling Fatal 4-Way Match at WWE Battleground, but will The Authority somehow ensure that his days as WWE World Heavyweight Champion are numbered?

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plz sticky for next week

[Shisen Kopf]

Ty

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't WAIT for just under 172 1/2 hours from now! WOOOOO!

[drave]

Tuesday :shifty:

[Shisen Kopf]

Flo Rida is hosting next week. It's only natural that I have the thread. I live in Florida and I love me some hip and hop. Really good stuff.

[Savio]

You have to post the preview RDD

[Tazz Dan]

Stuck for your convenience.

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[Shisen Kopf]

This could be the greatest raw thread ever.

[Droford]

The RAW thread to end all raw threads

[road doggy dogg]

thx Tazz Turtle

will update avec Raw preview closer to the date

[Shisen Kopf]

Why ain't this stickied any more? Possible bullying??

[drave]

Invisible bullying from South of the border.

Someone restock the taco truck, someone is obviously pissed they ate all the tacos.

[Shisen Kopf]

This is awful. My poor thread is unstickied. Why God, why?

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don't worry just a technical glitch until PM today

[Shisen Kopf]

I have a feeling tonight is gonna be the biggest night in the history of our sport.

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My client <s>MG Hurst</s> Shisen KOTF will intimidate the entire TPWWforums.com roster

[Shisen Kopf]

This still ain't stickied. Oh no! Only 4 hours 15 mins till Monday nite rassle is on. Getting worried :(

[RVDmark]

An hour and a half to go.

Lets do thiiIIIIiis

[thedarkness214]

plz sticky for next week

plz $t1cky f0r y0ur m0m,,,,,

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[thedarkness214]

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[ron the dial]

stickied for you :)

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plz $t1cky f0r y0ur m0m,,,,,

shut the fuck up you fucking fucknut

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Plan broCk.

[ClockShot]

Better be a damn good show tonight.

Alls I'm sayin'.

[KaosDarksol]

Plan c Chris Benoit tonight

[Droford]

PLAN F...GET It BACK

[Dark One]

Let's see if Plan C is Brock Lesnar, Max Moon, Perry Saturn, or The Moondogs.

[Innovator]

Plan C = Conqueror of the Streak, CM Punk, AND CESARO

[Droford]

Plan D - None of the Above

[Cool King]

lol Triple H.

[Dark One]

Apparently Triple H is going with Plan IWC.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Triple H

[Cool King]

Triple H is fantastic. :lol:

[ClockShot]

He's pick on us.

[RVDmark]

Not tout though hey HHH

[Savio]

but he wont use tout?

[Droford]

HHH vs Brock? Thatd be interesting

[GD]

H?

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar is going to convince him by F-5ing the entire roster.

[KaosDarksol]

Heath slater for number one contender

[Droford]

Brock Lesnar is going to convince him by F-5ing the entire roster.

Does that include HHH? Cause that'd be funny.

[Cool King]

If Kane would have done his doody.

[Heisenberg]

HHH and I will stop watching this

[Innovator]

Kane stop it, don't embarass yourself

[GD]

Showman Reigns !

[Innovator]

That's a solid reaction

[RVDmark]

but he wont use tout?

Of course not, no-one does.

[Savio]

Kane has never beat cena

[Droford]

Nobody wants to see John Cena vs anybody

[Cool King]

I would like to see John Cena vs Kane.

[Heisenberg]

How fucking cool is it to be free and watching RAW?

[KIRA]

Roman telling goddamn truth.

[ClockShot]

So predictable.

[Savio]

But who will make the hot tag to Reigns?

[Innovator]

How fucking cool is it to be free and watching RAW?

Fucking awesome, cause WE ARE WILD AND YOUNG

[RVDmark]

Fucking awesome, cause WE ARE WILD AND YOUNG

I'm just wild :(

[Cool King]

Just realised that Triple H said "Me and my friend Mark".

Y'know, Mark? Wrestling slang and all that?

Nevermind.

[Droford]

WWE using a new font for their Twitter Hashtag bug

[Droford]

Just realised that Triple H said "Me and my friend Mark".

Y'know, Mark? Wrestling slang and all that?

Nevermind.

http://www.memegene.net/media/created/47rqub.jpg

[Droford]

I miss Puppet H too

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[Bad News Gertner]

I hope Slater destroys Cesaro tonight

[Savio]

Plan C
Stin G

[Innovator]

Just realised that Triple H said "Me and my friend Mark".

Y'know, Mark? Wrestling slang and all that?

Nevermind.

I just thought he called up the Undertaker and they gossip like teenage girls

[Innovator]

Poit, you should learn the lyrics to the Nexus song for the pod

[Savio]

I believe only Christian has pinned Reigns correct?

[Droford]

I hope Slater destroys Cesaro tonight
Unfortunately since everyones been beating up on Cesaro lately that probably wont impress HHH much.

[thedarkness214]

TH3 WW3 L1TTL3 B0YZ Ar3 B@CK L0L0L0L0L0L


L1TTL3 K1DZ $H0W,,,, F@C3 TH3 F@CTZ,,,,

[Droford]

The Roman Empire would be a good name for a faction led by Roman Reigns.

[Cool King]

Kane grabbing Orton by the throat was technically a tag.

[Savio]

Wasn't that choke technically a tag?

[KIRA]

"Reigns could walk on water and all HHH would say is look Reigns can't swim"First time King has been funny in like forever

[Cool King]

Sooooo I guess Alicia Fox isn't crazy anymore?

She's just your average WWE Diva now?

Damn you WWE. :(

[Evil Vito]

:lol: <font color=goldenrod>2 handicap matches in a row</font>

[Dark One]

Sooooo I guess Alicia Fox isn't crazy anymore?

She's just your average WWE Diva now?

Damn you WWE. :(

Hey man. They had all 43 of the creative staff keeping track of gimmicks for like 4 people. They had to sacrifice something to keep that quality and quantity up.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sooooo I guess Alicia Fox isn't crazy anymore?

She's just your average WWE Diva now?

Damn you WWE. :(

AJ coming back cured Alicia of her bout with the crazies.

[Dark One]

This is going to be a long slog to a Lesnar Ex Machina.

[ClockShot]

So someone's gotta come out and help Nikki in this match, right?

[Savio]

Lesnar will come out and F5 all the divas.

[Heisenberg]

Finally, Steph coming out to bring some good shit out here

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Steph just confuse which Bella was which.

[Dark One]

Hahaha. That guy's face when Brie called Stephanie a bitch. Amazing. I NEED A GIF STAT.

[Poit]

:lol: at the guy next to Brie.

[RVDmark]

that guy in the front row is gonna be a gif in 3...2...1...

[Heisenberg]

BITCH!!!

[Droford]

Brie is gonna threaten to sue and will only not sue if she gets something..blah blah

[Savio]

Come on lesnar!

[Cool King]

That fan's face when Brie called Stephanie a bitch the first time was great.

[rockman725]

I remember a time when one woman would call another one a bitch and then seconds later, the clothes would start to be ripped off and one of them would end up in their bra & panties. Oh how I miss those days! <------- The only real reason to have these "divas" around anyway.

[Droford]

I didnt see Brock Lesnar anywhere

[Savio]

I know....shame :(

[Jura]

That pounding is nothing compared to the one Cena gives her in the bedroom.

[KIRA]

Flo rida preforming is actually a really depressing note.

[RVDmark]

So is there a non-kayfabe reason why Brie isn't wrestling atm?

[Evil Vito]

I didnt see Brock Lesnar anywhere

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah cause it makes a ton of sense to show a guy who hasn't been seen since the night after WM and give away the surprise straight away.

Even though the crowd will probably chant LESNAR during the segment anyway. They aren't fooling anybody.</font>

[KIRA]

on another note Brie's mic skills have edged up from completely sucking.

[Savio]

I think he was commenting on my mediocre jokes.

[Poit]

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[Cool King]

That guy's reaction again. :lol:

[Droford]

LOL they muted out Bitch the 2nd time

[Droford]

ITS BO TIME!

[RVDmark]

ITS BO TIME MAGGLE!

[Cool King]

Seeing Sandow now just makes me sad.

[Emperor Smeat]

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:lol:

[Poit]

Sadnow

[KaosDarksol]

Does this make Bo Dallas a face?

[RVDmark]

:'(Sadnow

:'(

[Jura]

I actually hope Sandow wins.

[KIRA]

Who are you supposed to root for in this one

[RVDmark]

I actually hope Sandow wins.

But, but, the streak!

[Cool King]

Sadnow

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[Dark One]

Who the fuck thought booking this match was a good idea? The comedy jackass heel with no momentum versus the goofy dumbass that the crowd doesn't know what to do with.

[Droford]

BALLIN..oh wait

[owenbrown]

just release Sadnow for the love of God

[Cool King]

I'll never get used to "The Running Bo Dog".

Terrible name.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: The streak lives.

[KIRA]

Sandow must've been caught selling weed or something SOMEBODY'S PISSED AT HIM.

[Cool King]

Woooo! Fozzy!

[Droford]

For laughs Sandow should come out as Idol Stevens sometime

[Heisenberg]

:y: The streak lives.

Hell yeah, BOlieve that

I.R.S. be praised

[Cool King]

For laughs Sandow should come out as Idol Stevens sometime

If there's another Old School Raw, it would be great.

[KIRA]

Woooo! Fozzy!

I actually wish they were preforming tonight instead

Dear god I hate Flo rida

[Droford]

So much for the highlight reel

[KaosDarksol]

We couldn't have expected a normal highlight reel

[Droford]

The Wyatt Family Moving Picture Circus

[Cool King]

"Nip slip" is making the rounds.

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[Cool King]

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[Savio]

I like how no one really noticed Naomi's nip slip when it happened

[Cool King]

Ryder on Raw!

[Dark One]

That's twice in as many weeks, I think. I'm guessing different attire next week.

[KIRA]

But......wasn't what he just did an act of vengeance?

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess R Truth doesn't have the WWE app.

[Savio]

Choose Xavier Woods!

[Droford]

He is here?

[Savio]

I like how no one really noticed Naomi's nip slip when it happened
Speaking of which it may have just happened again

[James Steele]

The Miz is fucking awful.

[KaosDarksol]

He's here made me think of the undertake even though I knew it was the miz

[Cool King]

Flo Rida needs to count his chains after hugging Emma.

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[Cool King]

The Miz with a poor man's version of Undertaker's "He's here".

[Droford]

Nobody beats the Wiz and nobody cares about the Miz

[KaosDarksol]

I know I'm one of the very few miz fans here but I did enjoy his wwe title run especially when he beat cena at mania

Side note does Europe pump out now CDs way faster than USA because holy shit now 88 I thought it was a joke

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh. Well here's this match.

[Jura]

Hollywood vs Hollywood

[KaosDarksol]

Wanna see either the miz vs Tyler breeze or a tag team with the two. We know after the first season of nxt that miz makes stars

[#1-norm-fan]

I know I'm one of the very few miz fans here but I did enjoy his wwe title run especially when he beat cena at mania


I like The Miz mainly because he actually has some semblance of a personality in a roster full of guys with no personality or gimmick. I did however find his title run to be awful.

[Cool King]

Side note does Europe pump out now CDs way faster than USA because holy shit now 88 I thought it was a joke

We get a Now Album three times a year. Mostly because they've always been really big sellers over here. A new one usually goes on sale in Spring, Summer and Winter.

It's pretty much been that way since they started in 1983.

[KaosDarksol]

We get a Now Album three times a year. Mostly because they've always been really big sellers over here. A new one usually goes on sale in Spring, Summer and Winter.

It's pretty much been that way since they started in 1983.


Ok I thought usa's 50 something was redicilous

[Innovator]

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[Cool King]

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[KaosDarksol]

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I guess bray Wyatt ate the stone age

[Cool King]

Lawler has never heard of Usain Bolt?

[Jura]

Has anyone here been in the front row of any Raw or SD shows and can you hear the wrestlers calling out moves?

[Droford]

Money Magger

[Savio]

miz is very loud

[KaosDarksol]

Lawler has never heard of Usain Bolt?

During the brand split lawler hadn't heard of most of the smackdown superstars

[Innovator]

Wow, he finally learned how to put the figure four on

[ClockShot]

God. Ambrose can slap the figure 4 on better. Let him use it.

[KaosDarksol]

Miz needs to make the figure four more heelish otherwise it's just a pretty normal submission

[ClockShot]

ZIGS WINS! ZIGS WINS!

[Heisenberg]

Yeah, fuck the Miz

[Cool King]

Ziggler wins!

[Savio]

Has the interconnection champion ever won a non title match?

[#1-norm-fan]

OMG HE PINNED THE CHAMPION IN A NON TITLE MATCH! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY BAH GAWD!!!!????

[Jura]

Miz needs to make the figure four more heelish otherwise it's just a pretty normal submission
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/standard_list/public/t25/image/2012/11/15Moves/RingPostFigureFour.jpg

[Cool King]

Has anyone here been in the front row of any Raw or SD shows and can you hear the wrestlers calling out moves?

The Miz was pretty audible during that match.

[#1-norm-fan]

Has the interconnection champion ever won a non title match?

Never. Not once. And it's always shocking.

[Cool King]

That'll be a "Deal With It" gif.

[Cool King]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty good match overall.

[#1-norm-fan]

You were in a championship match last night, Cesaro. And you lost. Because of Heath Slater.

[Dark One]

UPPERCUT.

[ClockShot]

Cesaro no longer a Paul Heyman guy.



Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :roll:

[Cool King]

Cesaro/Ambrose.

Nice.

[Innovator]

Ambrose vs. Cesaro? I'm there

[KaosDarksol]

Cesaro and Ambrose should be pretty good

[Dark One]

You were in a championship match last night, Cesaro. And you lost. Because of Heath Slater.

UPPERCUT.

[KaosDarksol]

Wait we have enough divas for AJ and Paige to have opponents that haven't already had a match?

[KIRA]

Triple H :now girls I can only take one of you to prom

[Tazz Dan]

Haha. Brock is totally not returning tonight. I mean, Cesaro no longer a Heyman Guy. That means nothing, I'm sure.....::::

:shifty:

[Droford]

The last time Cesaro won a title match he was yodeling

[Poit]

Wait we have enough divas for AJ and Paige to have opponents that haven't already had a match?

Natalya & Naomi?

[Cool King]

Wait we have enough divas for AJ and Paige to have opponents that haven't already had a match?

It'll probably be Layla and Summer Rae.

[Tazz Dan]

Also, I been playing catch up, I missed the start, but was recording.

HHH's promo to start was amazing. 'Me and my friend Mark'.

[KaosDarksol]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/standard_list/public/t25/image/2012/11/15Moves/RingPostFigureFour.jpg

Yea he's gotta do something if he's going to keep using it. Most submissions don't really work for a heel if they can't put a twist on it

[Cool King]

Natalya & Naomi?

Or that, yeah.

Most likely will be.

[Poit]

Ah, yeah, that's probably more likely Cool King.

[Poit]

No you're right. No you're right.

[Heisenberg]

Flo Rida could perform on the goddamn WWE App, that'd be logical

[Droford]

Natalya & Naomi?

Hart and Funk?

[#1-norm-fan]

I wonder how many guys WWE are gonna make "Paul Heyman guys" before they realize they still have to actually put effort into booking them well to get them over.

[Cool King]

No you're right. No you're right.

You were more right than me it seems.

[Droford]

EMMA ON RAW! lol

[KaosDarksol]

Natalya and he ipad case stealer we know who is winning this match

[Cool King]

Calling it now, Emma will take the fall/tap out.

[Droford]

Calling it now, Emma will take the fall/tap out.

She could always..steal a victory...

Im here all week. Tip your waitress

[Emperor Smeat]

Natalya and he ipad case stealer we know who is winning this match

Emma because she's going to steal the win

[Cool King]

Paige is loud when calling moves.

[RVDmark]

So, are we looking forward to Rock vs Brock @ Summerslam?

[ClockShot]

That match was good, too bad it was cut short.

[Cool King]

Called it wrong.

But what the hell was that though? Natalya is the one that taps?

Natalya?

[KIRA]

There are serious les yay vibesbetween these two...nevermind

[Heisenberg]

Lovely Paige and AJ pulling out the win, good for them, god bless...oh shit!!

[Droford]

So, are we looking forward to Rock vs Brock @ Summerslam?

Hercules had a prior engagement.

PAY-J EXPLODES!

[ClockShot]

SURPRISE!

Heel turn.

[#1-norm-fan]

That could be the first time someone has ever turned heel by pulling hair.

[Droford]

Punk should return to save his wife.

[Poit]

Did a kid just tell Paige "inside voices"?

[RVDmark]

Punk should return to save his wife.

And a diet soda.

[Cool King]

Shit.

Paige has got the screaming thing.

I reeeally hate the "screaming diva" shtick. I hated it when Melina did it, and I still hate it when Paige does it.

[KaosDarksol]

AJ's husband needs to come check on her...

[Cool King]

Did a kid just tell Paige "inside voices"?

I think the kid was criticizing her voice.

[slik]

CM Punk's music should hit and he should run down and nail the GTS on Paige

[Corndad]

Dean/Cesaro. Nice.

[Droford]

PAIGE MUST PROTECT HER HOUSE

[ClockShot]

RUN'S HOUSE!

[Emperor Smeat]

Punk should return to save his wife.

Punk's too busy at a concert right now to care.

[RVDmark]

CM Punk's music should hit and he should run down and nail Paige

[Savio]

So, are we looking forward to Rock vs Brock @ Summerslam?What? no

[slik]

I would like to see a petition of just how many new viewers have been attracted to RAW because of this Flo Rida appearance

[KaosDarksol]

They should really stop bringing up whistle on a pg show... Oh wait they should really just not have flo rida on tv at all

[Cool King]

PAIGE MUST PROTECT HER HOUSE

Yeah, what was with that?

I wasn't watching but I still had the volume on and all I heard was Paige saying "This is my house!" about fifty times.

[Droford]

What? no

Maybe hes on browsing the network

http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/5021456113774/wwe-summer-slam.jpg

[RVDmark]

Actually I think a swerve is coming. Probably wrong, but I just have a hunch.

[Cool King]

I would like to see a petition of just how many new viewers have been attracted to RAW because of this Flo Rida appearance

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/9dd5a3293c5cdb8b375749119ab78836/10357%20-%20Raw%20autoplay_gif%20chris_jericho%20gif%20scorecard%20wwe.gif

[Savio]

OUTSIDE NOW!

[KIRA]

I would like to see a petition of just how many new viewers have been attracted to RAW because of this Flo Rida appearance I just wanna watch the ratings bottom out

[owenbrown]

<marquee behavior="scroll" direction="left" scrollamount="25">NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT FLO RIDA'S SHITTY MUSIC!!! </marquee>

[KIRA]

Hey Zack!

[Savio]

You only say that because you are racist owen.

[Cool King]

Ryder isn't only on Raw!

He also has a match!

[Droford]

Summer and Layla are Hoskis!

[Fenix122]

Wow is Zack Ryder going to get a win on RAW....

[KaosDarksol]

Wow zack Ryder with summer and Layla instead of Adam rose. What the hell did he do wrong?

[Savio]

And an entrance!

[owenbrown]

Did a kid just tell Paige "inside voices"?

yes :lol:

[Cool King]

And he get's to have Layla in his corner.

oh, and Summer Rae too.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Ryder.

[ClockShot]

Ryder with babes?

I approve of this.

[slik]

Iz Zach Ryder getting kind of chunky?

[Dark One]

And an entrance!

And boobs!

[Droford]

I wonder if Sandow can get the services of Summer and Layla one night

he could be the Sandfather..

[Dark One]

Iz Zach Ryder getting kind of chunky?

HE'S GETTING ZACKED BRO.

[Kingofdaswing]

These divas need to either be in bathing suits, night gowns, or they can just stay off my TV.

Also, Ryder used to get huge pops, was held down, and now he's nothing.

[KaosDarksol]

If they are going to keep pairing Summer Rae and Layla with random people the next one really needs to be Heath slater so at least 3 people can come out to 3 man band

[Dark One]

I wonder if Sandow can get the services of Summer and Layla one night

He'll probably have to dress up like Michelle McCool.

[Droford]

Ryder wins! Ryder wins!

[Corndad]

RYDER WINS HAHAHAHAHAHA

[RVDmark]

Did a kid just tell Paige "inside voices"?

Must be an Orton fan.