thedarkness214
08-13-2014, 07:52 PM
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No, I AM NOT business savvy—-but, I get it. The USA NETWORK is coughing up boo-coo dollars for the WWE to provide them with a third hour of programming every Monday night—and Vince McMahon is gladly cashing the check—understood. However, and not knowing what that price tag is, at some point I believe that Vince really needs to start looking at is the extra cash flow worth the damage that is being down to his valuable property–RAW–in the long run?
Up until I started this website, there was just NO WAY that I was watching a three-hour wrestling marathon on Monday nights—no way. For starters, who has that kind of attention span? In 2014, with all the options before us, who in their right mind is going to sit through the same program for 180 minutes? I mean, we’re not talking about witnessing a live execution here, where talking about seeing 15 minute wrestling matches, after wrestling matches, with the majority of them really not meaning anything. Even the WWE realizes that viewers are going to come and go throughout those three hours, but is that truly what they want? Channel surfers to tune in and hang around for a few in favor of investing in the entire show?!
You have to understand, this is not a knock on the product whatsoever. The truth is, I can’t think of anything on TV that wouldn’t drag, be boring or NON-COMPELLING for three hours—NOT ONE THING. It’s painful for me to sit there from 6-9 every Monday night–it really is. If it weren’t my job to do an audio Raw Review for the VIP Members of this site immediately following the show—there is NO WAY that I would put myself through the pain and agony—NO WAY! And, if the long, sometimes meaningless matches with commercial breaks weren’t enough, the EXCRUCIATING re-caps over, and over and over again until we, ourselves, know the dialogue of every wrestler on the show by heart! It is so obvious each, and every week, that the writers just stretch out RAW in an effort to fulfill their obligation to USA. It’s the equivalent of your landscaping service taking two hours to cut your lawn, when it reality it should tale 30 minutes, because they’re GETTING PAID BY THE HOUR!!! Same exact thing is happening here.
Again, I suck at business, and that’s why Vince could afford to pay Rihanna to perform in his living room every week while I have to settle for a $12.99 CD, but the product is just so severely being sacrificed here to the point of turning people off. There are actually SIXTEEN SEGMENTS of wrestling on Monday nights—SIXTEEN. During the Attitude Era you had TEN. With ten segments you can write the show in such away that the action, energy and excitement just NEVER stops—not even for a second. With three hours—you could strap this show on the back of the Energizer Bunny, feed him speed in place of his rabbit pellets, and we’d STILL be in front of our television sets on our hands and knees begging our sweet, sweet Jesus—FOR THIS SHOW TO END ALREADY!!!
I put much heat on the writer’s, because I expect more from them, but having to be creative for three hours, I think Walt Disney, Stephen King and George Lucas COMBINED would be challenged with that task! It’s too much! And, on top of that, you’ve giving the WWE Universe five hours of wrestling per week between RAW and SMACKDOWN, and you STILL want them to buy the WWE Network even if it’s only $9.99?! How much time do you want them to invest? Honestly, I, myself would be sick of even looking at freakin’ LANA for that amount of time!!!
No, I AM NOT business savvy—-but, I get it. The USA NETWORK is coughing up boo-coo dollars for the WWE to provide them with a third hour of programming every Monday night—and Vince McMahon is gladly cashing the check—understood. However, and not knowing what that price tag is, at some point I believe that Vince really needs to start looking at is the extra cash flow worth the damage that is being down to his valuable property–RAW–in the long run?
Up until I started this website, there was just NO WAY that I was watching a three-hour wrestling marathon on Monday nights—no way. For starters, who has that kind of attention span? In 2014, with all the options before us, who in their right mind is going to sit through the same program for 180 minutes? I mean, we’re not talking about witnessing a live execution here, where talking about seeing 15 minute wrestling matches, after wrestling matches, with the majority of them really not meaning anything. Even the WWE realizes that viewers are going to come and go throughout those three hours, but is that truly what they want? Channel surfers to tune in and hang around for a few in favor of investing in the entire show?!
You have to understand, this is not a knock on the product whatsoever. The truth is, I can’t think of anything on TV that wouldn’t drag, be boring or NON-COMPELLING for three hours—NOT ONE THING. It’s painful for me to sit there from 6-9 every Monday night–it really is. If it weren’t my job to do an audio Raw Review for the VIP Members of this site immediately following the show—there is NO WAY that I would put myself through the pain and agony—NO WAY! And, if the long, sometimes meaningless matches with commercial breaks weren’t enough, the EXCRUCIATING re-caps over, and over and over again until we, ourselves, know the dialogue of every wrestler on the show by heart! It is so obvious each, and every week, that the writers just stretch out RAW in an effort to fulfill their obligation to USA. It’s the equivalent of your landscaping service taking two hours to cut your lawn, when it reality it should tale 30 minutes, because they’re GETTING PAID BY THE HOUR!!! Same exact thing is happening here.
Again, I suck at business, and that’s why Vince could afford to pay Rihanna to perform in his living room every week while I have to settle for a $12.99 CD, but the product is just so severely being sacrificed here to the point of turning people off. There are actually SIXTEEN SEGMENTS of wrestling on Monday nights—SIXTEEN. During the Attitude Era you had TEN. With ten segments you can write the show in such away that the action, energy and excitement just NEVER stops—not even for a second. With three hours—you could strap this show on the back of the Energizer Bunny, feed him speed in place of his rabbit pellets, and we’d STILL be in front of our television sets on our hands and knees begging our sweet, sweet Jesus—FOR THIS SHOW TO END ALREADY!!!
I put much heat on the writer’s, because I expect more from them, but having to be creative for three hours, I think Walt Disney, Stephen King and George Lucas COMBINED would be challenged with that task! It’s too much! And, on top of that, you’ve giving the WWE Universe five hours of wrestling per week between RAW and SMACKDOWN, and you STILL want them to buy the WWE Network even if it’s only $9.99?! How much time do you want them to invest? Honestly, I, myself would be sick of even looking at freakin’ LANA for that amount of time!!!