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Evil Vito
08-18-2014, 09:12 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I feel as though we should all be bowing in front of our television screens because of how great this promo is.</font>

Savio
08-18-2014, 09:12 PM
Hey he took my post!

Corndad
08-18-2014, 09:12 PM
Suplex.. Repeat!

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 09:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CUdkkYL.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-18-4)

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:13 PM
SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT.

http://i.imgur.com/W7f2Hvx.jpg

SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT.

http://i.imgur.com/W7f2Hvx.jpg

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:13 PM
Well, that was a fantastic promo.

Savio
08-18-2014, 09:13 PM
I like the wink at the end.

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 09:13 PM
Amazing promo by Heyman.

KIRA
08-18-2014, 09:14 PM
I'd love to see the faces of the small children at SS

Poit
08-18-2014, 09:14 PM
You can only have one of the one behind the one who thought he was the one to beat the one behind the twenty one and one.

You mean one of the one behind the one who conquered the one who thought he was the one to beat the one behind the one in twenty one and one.

You forgot the underlined parts.

Innovator
08-18-2014, 09:14 PM
Hold #596

SUPLEX

Corndad
08-18-2014, 09:14 PM
Brock didn't say a damn thing and looked like a Billion Bucks. Heyman should give promo classes.

teamXtremist
08-18-2014, 09:15 PM
Mic drop ,heyman slayed that shit

RVDmark
08-18-2014, 09:15 PM
I would say that could be promo of the year, but next week there'll be another Heyman promo.

dronepool
08-18-2014, 09:16 PM
Isn't no holds barred the same as no dq?

teamXtremist
08-18-2014, 09:16 PM
The man is here

RVDmark
08-18-2014, 09:16 PM
You mean one of the one behind the one who conquered the one who thought he was the one to beat the one behind the twenty one and one.

You forgot the underlined part.

You noticed, you passed the test. :shifty:

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:16 PM
Damn it ass title is back. Hahahaha

dronepool
08-18-2014, 09:16 PM
Oh and ‪#‎SuplexRepeat‬

teamXtremist
08-18-2014, 09:16 PM
Isn't no holds barred the same as no dq?

What's the diff

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:17 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvXHje9IEAIeU-7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YCvYeVn.gif

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:17 PM
Great promo.


Sooooooooo Dean vs. Seth the main event? Or am I missing something?

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:18 PM
I'd love to see the faces of the small children at SS

I missed one actual kid, but here's a good cross-section. Some say you can still hit that lone kid chanting "Let's go Cena" over and over in the arena to this day:
Also, here's Lesnar's other trademark finisher: CRUSHED DREAMS.

http://i.imgur.com/A68AJEV.png

http://i.imgur.com/DiREudF.png

http://i.imgur.com/LCcFWJJ.png

Poit
08-18-2014, 09:18 PM
You noticed, you passed the test. :shifty:

Actually, you missed a second part. I just fixed my post. :p

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:21 PM
Can someone tell me what the fuck Miz is wearing?

Like, what is it even called?

RVDmark
08-18-2014, 09:21 PM
Actually, you missed a second part. I just fixed my post. :p

Ok, you win. :'(

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:21 PM
Midwife Miz.

KIRA
08-18-2014, 09:21 PM
I really want Dolph to have a bright future the dude is talented as hell

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:21 PM
The Battle of Hollywood here.

teamXtremist
08-18-2014, 09:22 PM
Can someone tell me what the fuck Miz is wearing?

Like, what is it even called?


Something douches wear I don't know

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:22 PM
The Battle of Hollywood here.

Cleveland*

KIRA
08-18-2014, 09:22 PM
I missed one actual kid, but here's a good cross-section. Some say you can still hit that lone kid chanting "Let's go Cena" over and over in the arena to this day:

These will be on the carousel screensaver that sends me to sleep this week.

Jura
08-18-2014, 09:23 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/743/579/Belt1_original.jpg?1361988153
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2013/04/cena_champinship_plate_040813.jpg
http://www.wrestlestars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/The-Championship-plates-have-changed-for-the-NEW-WWE-World-Heavyweight-Champion-Daniel-Bryan.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/08/02_Belt_08202013jg_0048.jpg

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:23 PM
It annoys me when Cole complains about JBL's "old references".

RVDmark
08-18-2014, 09:24 PM
Anyone know when BNB is due back?

RVDmark
08-18-2014, 09:26 PM
It annoys me when Cole complains about JBL's "old references".

It annoys me whenever Cole speaks. He's just parroting what Vince tells him and it shows.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:26 PM
Wish they would have the mid-match stuff on the WWE network instead of the app.

KIRA
08-18-2014, 09:31 PM
I love when they switch music on A DQ its like saying "you won but fuck you you didnt win at all"

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:31 PM
Woooo Swagger!

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:32 PM
I love when they switch music on A DQ its like saying "you won but fuck you you didnt win at all"

They did that randomly when Dolph beat Miz the Raw after Battleground. It didn't make sense then because it wasn't even a title match.

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:32 PM
Speaking of that flag match, anyone get that spot on for Tipsters?

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:32 PM
Can someone tell me if it's Swaggie time?

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:34 PM
http://i.minus.com/iblVjYO3MY0Adx.gif

Savio
08-18-2014, 09:36 PM
Speaking of that flag match, anyone get that spot on for Tipsters?
STD only

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:36 PM
Thanks Cool King. You're a star.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:36 PM
STD only

Only because he watched SmackDown.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:38 PM
Was that the bonus match?

Savio
08-18-2014, 09:38 PM
Only because he watched SmackDown.
Fuckin Smackdown!

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 09:40 PM
Swagger should have won yesterday and then faced BROCK LESNAR

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 09:40 PM
Has Swagger ever beaten anybody with the Swagger Bomb? Why even do it when your ribs are injured?

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:41 PM
JBL very vocal in this match.

Poit
08-18-2014, 09:41 PM
When STD told me about the flag match stipulation, it was quite tempting to make my picks for that match based on that information.

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 09:41 PM
JBL reaching Bunny level of hate towards Swagger

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/d0ce95800c4adc1925872d3ab8987a66/tumblr_inline_mge6dlM4jw1r5174w.gif

KaosDarksol
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
Was that the bonus match?

Cena vs lesnar poit pmd me letting me know that even though I'm retarded I still won battleground

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
From an air raid siren to an ambulance.

The fuck?!

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
Yes, Swaggie Time is over! CESARO!!!!!!!!!!!

owenbrown
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
CESARO WINS!

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
Cesaro wins! Cesaro wins!

.... and for once, he shouldn't have.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
Damn. Swagger. :(

Savio
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
Swagger just needs to Bolieve

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 09:42 PM
IT'S BO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
Man, I love Cesaro, but we don't need these guys trading wins right now. They aren't going to get Cesaro moving back up again by beating Swagger, and Swagger could be in danger of losing his momentum.

slik
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
BO

Evil Vito
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
<font color=goldenrod>JBL has been atrocious for months in many ways, but this seems over the top even for him. His anger at Swagger seems so forced that he may be getting fed lines directly from Vince.</font>

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
From an air raid siren to an ambulance.

The fuck?!

The ambulance is absolutely terrible.

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
'Fess up, Bo. You got that stat from JBL just now. Didn't ya?

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
Bo's about to have a Bo-ken ankle.

owenbrown
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
BOLIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

teamXtremist
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
From an air raid siren to an ambulance.

The fuck?!


That's what I was thinking ,damn they found a more annoying siren lol

KIRA
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
Bo Dallas has the same speaking pattern as his brother.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:43 PM
Damn, please don't have a Swagger/Bo feud.

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 09:44 PM
That was actually a perfect way to use Bo

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:44 PM
So much Renee tonight. :y:

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:44 PM
Damn, please don't have a Swagger/Bo feud.

It's where interest goes to die.

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:45 PM
Keep hearing Mae Young come out of Michael Cole's mouth for some reason.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 09:45 PM
Always happy when they cut to a close up of Renee Young smiling backstage

ClockShot
08-18-2014, 09:45 PM
Hey, Voldo used the Spider Walk in Soul Calibur.

And THAT's a hard technique to master.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:46 PM
Damn, is Jericho's facial hair grey now?

Savio
08-18-2014, 09:47 PM
JBL needs to STFU

slik
08-18-2014, 09:47 PM
JBL and King vying to see who can be more obnoxious tonight.

KIRA
08-18-2014, 09:48 PM
If JBL is getting lines from Vince I wonder what crawled up his ass?

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:48 PM
JBL needs to STFU

http://pic.shuaijiao.com/images/tv2008/Backlash2008/I_07_Back.jpg

:shifty:

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:52 PM
http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.25894822.8977/fc,550x550,black.u4.jpg

http://www.redbubble.com/people/smashbolt/works/12478977-suplex-suplex-suplex-suplex-repeat

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:53 PM
http://www.redbubble.com/people/smashbolt/works/12478977-suplex-suplex-suplex-suplex-repeat

Really should be a nightgown to have enough SUPLEX on it.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:53 PM
I'm hoping for a RybAxel & Orton win tonight.

Savio
08-18-2014, 09:54 PM
Think my Scratch logo count will max out @ 2 unless the US title has one on it.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:55 PM
Think my Scratch logo count will max out @ 2 unless the US title has one on it.

It looked like it did.

We could have another look at it after the match, if Sheamus & Co. win.

slik
08-18-2014, 09:55 PM
sometimes I wish there was a wrestler named hope so I could hear Michael Cole scream "Hope has been RKO'd outta nowhere!"

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:56 PM
sometimes I wish there was a wrestler named hope so I could hear Michael Cole scream "Hope has been RKO'd outta nowhere!"

Just have Hope Solo appear on Raw and eat an RKO.

slik
08-18-2014, 09:57 PM
I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

Dark One
08-18-2014, 09:58 PM
I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

See: Rusev and Lana

They would have beaten the shit out of a white security guard named Ferguson and torn up ringside, obviously.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 09:58 PM
Wisdom teeth really hurting again.... should probably get them pulled like I've been meaning to the past two years....

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 09:59 PM
Come back from break to "We Want Ryback" chants?

Cool King
08-18-2014, 09:59 PM
I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

Considering the way people acted when Lana said "recent events" a while back, I don't think that would have happened.

The world is very sensitive these days it seems.

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 10:00 PM
I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

Probably not but then again Xavier Woods hinted his version wasn't meant to have the blatant racial tones like the original.

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:00 PM
I think you're underestimating how batshit crazy Vince is.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:00 PM
RYBACK RULES

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:00 PM
Ryback rules? O_o

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:01 PM
Oooooh they're in Las Vegas tonight. That's why they're chanting for Ryback.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:01 PM
Wisdom teeth really hurting again.... should probably get them pulled like I've been meaning to the past two years....

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6bdf8a13d3c6958b9f087ec038d9173a/tumblr_mh9hd9gSCH1rkf4k0o1_500.jpg

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:01 PM
Come back from break to "We Want Ryback" chants?

I am so confused right now. I mean, he's hometown boy, but Jesus Christ, he sounds like Rock over.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:02 PM
Loudest Feed me more chant ever.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:02 PM
lol at Ryback's Popeye singlet

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:02 PM
Loudest Feed me more chant ever.

Not even close

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:03 PM
Reigns has the worst Samoan drop in history

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:04 PM
I have to admit I do enjoy the Superman punch as a signature move

Poit
08-18-2014, 10:04 PM
Oooooh they're in Las Vegas tonight. That's why they're chanting for Ryback.

I wouldn't say that's the only reason. At the house show I went to Saturday, the crowd seemed pretty pro-Ryback.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:05 PM
I wouldn't say that's the only reason. At the house show I went to Saturday, the crowd seemed pretty pro-Ryback.

Really? Wonder why he's suddenly picking up steam. He hasn't really done anything of interest lately.

Jura
08-18-2014, 10:05 PM
Rod Von Darn

Savio
08-18-2014, 10:05 PM
Surprised RVD got the pin.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:05 PM
Van Dam picking up the win for his team. Interesting decision...

Poit
08-18-2014, 10:06 PM
Really? Wonder why he's suddenly picking up steam. He hasn't really done anything of interest lately.

I dunno. I just went along with it.

dronepool
08-18-2014, 10:06 PM
They should form a stable

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:07 PM
Ryback picked up steam on the internet via tweeting and deleting.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:07 PM
Reigns looking at Sheamus and RVD showing off like "Fuck's wrong with you idiots"

Savio
08-18-2014, 10:07 PM
That IS a scratch logo there....but I counted it already.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:07 PM
Reigns looking at RVD and Sheamus like they're idiots.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:07 PM
Orton, Ryback and Curtis Axel.

Steakacy.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:08 PM
Gotta admit I laughed at that Rolling/Ambrose segment

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:08 PM
This vote is like choosing between having a Coke or a Pepsi.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:08 PM
Falls count anywhere match is the best choice.... if my phone weren't all the way in the other room, I'd vote.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:09 PM
This vote is like choosing between having a Coke or a Pepsi.

Man, fuck Pepsi

KIRA
08-18-2014, 10:09 PM
Lawler single handily keeps Ed hardy in business

Savio
08-18-2014, 10:09 PM
Goodness not another found footage movie

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:09 PM
Man, fuck Pepsi

http://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/punksad.png

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:10 PM
Aren't No Holds Barred and No DQ the same match basically?

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:10 PM
But yeah, I'm a Coke man myself.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:11 PM
The hell? Stardust/Goldust vs. the Ussos tonight.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:12 PM
This vote is like choosing between having a Coke or a Pepsi.

Do you have some sort of weird version of Pepsi in England? They aren't even close to the same thing.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:12 PM
Pepsi Man pretty much scared me away from Pepsi years ago. That asshole was nightmare fuel of the highest caliber.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:12 PM
The hell? Stardust/Goldust vs. the Ussos tonight.

That reminds me. I have a can of Rockstar in the fridge that needs drinking.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:13 PM
Ric Flair gonna end up mentoring Randy?

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:13 PM
I'm a man of my worrrrrd

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:13 PM
Do you have some sort of weird version of Pepsi in England? They aren't even close to the same thing.

Next time I go to England, I'll check and let you know.

Sepholio
08-18-2014, 10:13 PM
obligatory FOUR LOKO post. Gonna get turnt and/or crunkd up.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:14 PM
Pepsi Man pretty much scared me away from Pepsi years ago. That asshole was nightmare fuel of the highest caliber.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rIpJ4tS_vM8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:14 PM
YESSSSS!!! USOS!!!

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:15 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rIpJ4tS_vM8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You, sir, are a monster

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:15 PM
Forgot where the Coolest of the Kings is from. Scotland? Ireland?

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:15 PM
"Uso Crazy"

I totally forgot that was a thing until just now.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:16 PM
WE GOT US A FLYING USO

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:16 PM
SLATORGATOR PROMO ON THE WWE APP

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:16 PM
Forgot where the Coolest of the Kings is from. Scotland? Ireland?

The land of Haggis and Kilts and hairy ginger men.

KIRA
08-18-2014, 10:16 PM
Pepsi Man pretty much scared me away from Pepsi years ago. That asshole was nightmare fuel of the highest caliber.

It was a faceless abomination of nature

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:16 PM
I hate this Chrisley bastard. Screw him and his weird ass voice.

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:18 PM
Ryback picked up steam on the internet via tweeting and deleting.

TWEET.
DELETE.
REPEAT.

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 10:19 PM
Odd list of channels for that "Did You Know" thingy

Savio
08-18-2014, 10:19 PM
Pepsi is the bomb.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:20 PM
Steph's face after that slap was pretty great

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:20 PM
Facing Goldust and Stardust? Damn. I guess this is where they lose the non-title match to set up the title match.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:20 PM
TWEET.
DELETE.
REPEAT.

http://threemanbooth.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/rybacktweet.gif

Simple Fan
08-18-2014, 10:20 PM
Return of the legend killer?

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:20 PM
http://thewweforum.com/attachments/ss-2014-06-16-at-10-47-23-jpg.3979/

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:21 PM
Pepsi is the bomb.

I'll cut you :mad:

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:22 PM
A face vs face feud for a title, and the tag-titles to boot. That could be interesting.

slik
08-18-2014, 10:23 PM
Steph Mom Jeans McMahon tonight

Hope she arrives to RAW next week in a minivan, with Triple H wearing khaki shorts and a polo complaining about Hispanic wrestlers on the roster.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:23 PM
Cody really seems to enjoy this Stardust gimmick

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:24 PM
A face vs face feud for a title, and the tag-titles to boot. That could be interesting.

except it'll probably be big show/henry vs. the usso not The Brothers Dust.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:24 PM
Steph Mom Jeans McMahon tonight

Hope she arrives to RAW next week in a minivan, with Triple H wearing khaki shorts and a polo complaining about Hispanic wrestlers on the roster.

And the real reason Del Rio was fired is revealed!

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:24 PM
I hope all of the announcers' flights get delayed and they have to sub in Regal, Renee, and Christian.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:25 PM
except it'll probably be big show/henry vs. the usso not The Brothers Dust.

why ya gotta be a buzz kill mang?

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:26 PM
I hope all of the announcers' flights get delayed and they have to sub in Regal, Renee, and Christian.

Would be lightyears more entertaining than King, Cole and JBL

GD
08-18-2014, 10:26 PM
I am glad that the Rhodes won :yes:

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:27 PM
"The Dustbrusters"

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:27 PM
The Dust Brusters.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:27 PM
Facing Goldust and Stardust? Damn. I guess this is where they lose the non-title match to set up the title match.

Eyup.

Corndad
08-18-2014, 10:27 PM
Feeling like a 4 way Tag Title Match at NOC. Show/Henry vs Dusts vs Wyatts vs Usos

KIRA
08-18-2014, 10:28 PM
Hmph no Slater tonight

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:28 PM
Feeling like a 4 way Tag Title Match at NOC. Show/Henry vs Dusts vs Wyatts vs Usos

Tag Team Turmoil maybe.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:29 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e9de4f2dcf66660299d05be4ed58aa5d/tumblr_naj3sezjwI1swlf6ho1_400.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f36ed7745aa5b6383d823c72651c0d3a/tumblr_naj4l9zfsR1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:29 PM
Maybe we'll get a three way tag-team match ala E&C, Dudleys and Hardys, but with Show and Henry, The Dustbrusters and The Usos

slik
08-18-2014, 10:30 PM
Seth Rollins in the backseat of the van eating a popsicle while in soccer gear.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:30 PM
"lol" at this one

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ESPNMichaelsJr_2014-Aug-18.gif

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:30 PM
Feel like Paige is trying to do the Mickie James crazy lesbian gimmick... Doesn't translate well in a PG environment.

slik
08-18-2014, 10:30 PM
Cranky Neighbor Kane watering his lawn and complaining about Obama.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:31 PM
Feeling like a 4 way Tag Title Match at NOC. Show/Henry vs Dusts vs Wyatts vs Usos

I wouldn't mind seeing that.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:32 PM
"lol" at this one

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ESPNMichaelsJr_2014-Aug-18.gif

New favorite gif

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 10:32 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>All of the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> Universe at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> should know to NEVER bet against <a href="https://twitter.com/RusevBUL">@RusevBUL</a>...he will <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/CRUSH?src=hash">#CRUSH</a> you. I tell you on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> now.</p>&mdash; LANA (@LanaWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/LanaWWE/statuses/501556070326616064">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:32 PM
She's simply Ravishing Ow!

slik
08-18-2014, 10:32 PM
Think I just wrote an episode of Slam City.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:32 PM
Dry tea, dry tea

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
Wonder what Putin knows about all this and if so what he thinks about it

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
Dry tea, dry tea

I hear "Dry Seas, Dry Seas".

Corndad
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/TheNBShow">@TheNBShow</a>: WARNING: There is about to a TERRIBLE FILLER(s) until we get to Seth v Dean” <a href="http://t.co/9Uym5c08nd">pic.twitter.com/9Uym5c08nd</a></p>&mdash; Not Regal (@extremeexile) <a href="https://twitter.com/extremeexile/statuses/501556395142311936">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
Wait. What. Didn't some wigs already get split tonight?

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
Really hope the feud vs. Swagger isn't done. Swagger should get Rusev's first loss.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
Well there went the three way tag match idea :(

Corndad
08-18-2014, 10:33 PM
Well so much for the Henry/Show Tag Team lol

Poit
08-18-2014, 10:34 PM
Did JBL just say "twerked off"?

GD
08-18-2014, 10:34 PM
Can't get enough of Sexual Chocolate.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:35 PM
Really hope the feud vs. Swagger isn't done. Swagger should get Rusev's first loss.

Maybe they'll feed Mark Henry to Rusev and have Swagger come back after "reinvigorated" or something? I mean probably not, but a guy can dream.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:35 PM
I would love it if after all the Americans trying to defeat Rusev and failing, it ends up being a British guy or Canadian that defeats Rusev.

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:36 PM
Mark Henry's gonna drag this gear out:

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/Mark_Henry_1996_article.jpg

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:37 PM
<img src="http://i.minus.com/ijqeQ0I4d1iVS.gif" class="bbCodeImage LbImage" alt="[IMG]">

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:37 PM
I would love it if after all the Americans trying to defeat Rusev and failing, it ends up being a British guy or Canadian that defeats Rusev.


"Paige just beat Rusev! Paige just beat Rusev!"

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:37 PM
Why the fuck did Mark Henry / Big Show beat the Wyatts... only to have Henry start a singles feud?

Were they writing the last hour of the show at 9:30 again?

GD
08-18-2014, 10:38 PM
What's next for Jack Swagger? Is this the end of Swaggie time?

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:38 PM
Swagger gets replaced with Mark Henry and placed in a feud with Bo?

What the hell? :(

Evil Vito
08-18-2014, 10:38 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Maybe Jericho and Big Show reunite to take on the Wyatts now that Henry has already moved on to a singles program.</font>

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:38 PM
Why the fuck did Mark Henry / Big Show beat the Wyatts... only to have Henry start a singles feud?

Were they writing the last hour of the show at 9:30 again?

Even Mexican soap operas have better writing than this

Corndad
08-18-2014, 10:38 PM
I would love it if after all the Americans trying to defeat Rusev and failing, it ends up being a British guy or Canadian that defeats Rusev.

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32200000/Wade-Barrett-wade-barrett-32229170-801-628.png

Russia... I'm Afraid I got some BADDD NEWS.

GD
08-18-2014, 10:38 PM
What's next for Jack Swagger? Is this the end of Swaggie time?

<img src="http://i.minus.com/ijqeQ0I4d1iVS.gif" class="bbCodeImage LbImage" alt="[IMG]">

:'(

KIRA
08-18-2014, 10:39 PM
JBL leaving Swagger like a no good boyfriend

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:39 PM
The Shield JUST broke up people! C'mon now!

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:40 PM
Will be pretty INCENSED if Swagger/Rusev is really over.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:40 PM
"Paige just beat Rusev! Paige just beat Rusev!"

Well she does look and sound like a guy, so why not? ;)

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:40 PM
The fact that Swagger's push is over makes me far more upset than I thought I'd be :(

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:40 PM
Will be pretty INCENSED if Swagger/Rusev is really over.

Ditto.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:40 PM
JBL leaving Swagger like a no good boyfriend

Swagger got his uncle kicked.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:42 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Maybe Jericho and Big Show reunite to take on the Wyatts now that Henry has already moved on to a singles program.</font>

And we get the quickly thrown together version of Jericho and Big Show's theme again?

"Weeeeeeellll it's it the big-big-big-big-big shooooow!"

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:43 PM
Hey, JeriShow's theme was awesome, what you talking about?

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 10:43 PM
Why the fuck did Mark Henry / Big Show beat the Wyatts... only to have Henry start a singles feud?

Were they writing the last hour of the show at 9:30 again?

Henry is like a doctor, able to take on multiple Hall of Pain appointments per day.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:44 PM
Well she does look and sound like a guy, so why not? ;)

Baazing

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:44 PM
Hey, JeriShow's theme was awesome, what you talking about?

Yeah, the second version of it.

The first version was quite a bad mashup of each guy's theme.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:44 PM
Bahahaha obese lady in crowd

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:45 PM
Baazing

http://i.imgur.com/mUkcl3G.png

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:45 PM
How long until Korporate Kane gets involved?

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:45 PM
Falls count anywhere?! I'm shocked! :roll:

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:45 PM
If Ambrose doesn't pin Seth Rollins in the popcorn stand, this wasn't the right stip.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mUkcl3G.png

Looks like Chyna having an orgasm

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:46 PM
Rollins no longer needs pouches now that he has a briefcase. That was his main reason for winning it.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:46 PM
Hopefully this match ends outside of the ring and the surrounding area.

I always feel like it's a bit of a waste of the stipulation when they stay in the ring or around it and end up pinning inside the ring.

GD
08-18-2014, 10:46 PM
So the briefcase retains the scratch WWE logo :)

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:47 PM
Now this is a main event.

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:47 PM
Sweet dropkick

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:47 PM
What are Cole, Lawler and JBL giggling about?

Lock Jaw
08-18-2014, 10:49 PM
There is no DQ and no holds barred in this falls count anywhere match!

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:50 PM
Wish they'd give a reason for their always being kendo sticks under the ring. Like are the stage crew constantly practicing swordsmanship before shows?

GD
08-18-2014, 10:50 PM
Now that was a cool way of slamming your opponent.

Jura
08-18-2014, 10:52 PM
You're so money supermarket.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 10:55 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p>Highlights of tonight--Mark Henry promo, Nikki Bella's slap, JBL when he wasn't talking.</p>&mdash; Vince Russo (@pyroballyhoo) <a href="https://twitter.com/pyroballyhoo/statuses/501559623602958336">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:55 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p>Highlights of tonight--Mark Henry promo, Nikki Bella's slap, JBL when he wasn't talking.</p>&mdash; Vince Russo (@pyroballyhoo) <a href="https://twitter.com/pyroballyhoo/statuses/501559623602958336">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

http://media.tumblr.com/c909ab65002faea40415d95b2cd56c89/tumblr_inline_mkpqh2PdTR1qz4rgp.gif

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 10:56 PM
Fuck that JBL is the best of the three.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:56 PM
"Nikki Bella's slap"? Vince Russo is a rat bastard mutant

GD
08-18-2014, 10:57 PM
This is a pretty tight main event. I love these two.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 10:58 PM
Definitely a solid main event. Glad they put it last instead of the 6 man tag with Reigns.

Dark One
08-18-2014, 10:59 PM
I hope he yells "It's for charity!" when he hits Seth with another chair.

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 11:00 PM
If this match ends in the ring I'm going to have to call shenanigans

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2014, 11:00 PM
Ouch.

Corndad
08-18-2014, 11:00 PM
Love this feud. Long may it run.

Savio
08-18-2014, 11:00 PM
niceee

Poit
08-18-2014, 11:00 PM
Better than Batista.

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Wishbone
08-18-2014, 11:00 PM
Would've hurt worse with a pile of legos

GD
08-18-2014, 11:00 PM
Holy shit at this match! Good stuff.

SlickyTrickyDamon
08-18-2014, 11:01 PM
Sethista Bomb.

Cool King
08-18-2014, 11:01 PM
Damn, Ambrose's back got drilled into those chairs.

KIRA
08-18-2014, 11:01 PM
this is fun

Jura
08-18-2014, 11:01 PM
Justin Roberts uncomfortable with Kane sitting next to him.

Dark One
08-18-2014, 11:01 PM
I mean, Kane can't possibly be out here to interfere. Someone has to replace Mark Yeaton!