RAW is The Beast Incarnate - 8.18.14 - sponsored by GoldBond

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I feel as though we should all be bowing in front of our television screens because of how great this promo is.</font>

[Savio]

Hey he took my post!

[Corndad]

Suplex.. Repeat!

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/CUdkkYL.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-18-4)

[Dark One]

SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT.

http://i.imgur.com/W7f2Hvx.jpg

SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT.

http://i.imgur.com/W7f2Hvx.jpg

[Cool King]

Well, that was a fantastic promo.

[Savio]

I like the wink at the end.

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing promo by Heyman.

[KIRA]

I'd love to see the faces of the small children at SS

[Poit]

You can only have one of the one behind the one who thought he was the one to beat the one behind the twenty one and one.

You mean one of the one behind the one who conquered the one who thought he was the one to beat the one behind the one in twenty one and one.

You forgot the underlined parts.

[Innovator]

Hold #596

SUPLEX

[Corndad]

Brock didn't say a damn thing and looked like a Billion Bucks. Heyman should give promo classes.

[teamXtremist]

Mic drop ,heyman slayed that shit

[RVDmark]

I would say that could be promo of the year, but next week there'll be another Heyman promo.

[dronepool]

Isn't no holds barred the same as no dq?

[teamXtremist]

The man is here

[RVDmark]

You mean one of the one behind the one who conquered the one who thought he was the one to beat the one behind the twenty one and one.

You forgot the underlined part.

You noticed, you passed the test. :shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damn it ass title is back. Hahahaha

[dronepool]

Oh and ‪#‎SuplexRepeat‬

[teamXtremist]

Isn't no holds barred the same as no dq?

What's the diff

[Cool King]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvXHje9IEAIeU-7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YCvYeVn.gif

[ClockShot]

Great promo.


Sooooooooo Dean vs. Seth the main event? Or am I missing something?

[Dark One]

I'd love to see the faces of the small children at SS

I missed one actual kid, but here's a good cross-section. Some say you can still hit that lone kid chanting "Let's go Cena" over and over in the arena to this day:
Also, here's Lesnar's other trademark finisher: CRUSHED DREAMS.

http://i.imgur.com/A68AJEV.png

http://i.imgur.com/DiREudF.png

http://i.imgur.com/LCcFWJJ.png

[Poit]

You noticed, you passed the test. :shifty:

Actually, you missed a second part. I just fixed my post. :p

[Dark One]

Can someone tell me what the fuck Miz is wearing?

Like, what is it even called?

[RVDmark]

Actually, you missed a second part. I just fixed my post. :p

Ok, you win. :'(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Midwife Miz.

[KIRA]

I really want Dolph to have a bright future the dude is talented as hell

[ClockShot]

The Battle of Hollywood here.

[teamXtremist]

Can someone tell me what the fuck Miz is wearing?

Like, what is it even called?


Something douches wear I don't know

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Battle of Hollywood here.

Cleveland*

[KIRA]

I missed one actual kid, but here's a good cross-section. Some say you can still hit that lone kid chanting "Let's go Cena" over and over in the arena to this day:

These will be on the carousel screensaver that sends me to sleep this week.

[Jura]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/743/579/Belt1_original.jpg?1361988153
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2013/04/cena_champinship_plate_040813.jpg
http://www.wrestlestars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/The-Championship-plates-have-changed-for-the-NEW-WWE-World-Heavyweight-Champion-Daniel-Bryan.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/08/02_Belt_08202013jg_0048.jpg

[Cool King]

It annoys me when Cole complains about JBL's "old references".

[RVDmark]

Anyone know when BNB is due back?

[RVDmark]

It annoys me when Cole complains about JBL's "old references".

It annoys me whenever Cole speaks. He's just parroting what Vince tells him and it shows.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wish they would have the mid-match stuff on the WWE network instead of the app.

[KIRA]

I love when they switch music on A DQ its like saying "you won but fuck you you didnt win at all"

[Cool King]

Woooo Swagger!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I love when they switch music on A DQ its like saying "you won but fuck you you didnt win at all"

They did that randomly when Dolph beat Miz the Raw after Battleground. It didn't make sense then because it wasn't even a title match.

[ClockShot]

Speaking of that flag match, anyone get that spot on for Tipsters?

[Dark One]

Can someone tell me if it's Swaggie time?

[Cool King]

http://i.minus.com/iblVjYO3MY0Adx.gif

[Savio]

Speaking of that flag match, anyone get that spot on for Tipsters?
STD only

[Dark One]

Thanks Cool King. You're a star.

[Cool King]

STD only

Only because he watched SmackDown.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was that the bonus match?

[Savio]

Only because he watched SmackDown.
Fuckin Smackdown!

[Lock Jaw]

Swagger should have won yesterday and then faced BROCK LESNAR

[Lock Jaw]

Has Swagger ever beaten anybody with the Swagger Bomb? Why even do it when your ribs are injured?

[ClockShot]

JBL very vocal in this match.

[Poit]

When STD told me about the flag match stipulation, it was quite tempting to make my picks for that match based on that information.

[Emperor Smeat]

JBL reaching Bunny level of hate towards Swagger

[Cool King]

http://media.tumblr.com/d0ce95800c4adc1925872d3ab8987a66/tumblr_inline_mge6dlM4jw1r5174w.gif

[KaosDarksol]

Was that the bonus match?

Cena vs lesnar poit pmd me letting me know that even though I'm retarded I still won battleground

[ClockShot]

From an air raid siren to an ambulance.

The fuck?!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes, Swaggie Time is over! CESARO!!!!!!!!!!!

[owenbrown]

CESARO WINS!

[Lock Jaw]

Cesaro wins! Cesaro wins!

.... and for once, he shouldn't have.

[Cool King]

Damn. Swagger. :(

[Savio]

Swagger just needs to Bolieve

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

IT'S BO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark One]

Man, I love Cesaro, but we don't need these guys trading wins right now. They aren't going to get Cesaro moving back up again by beating Swagger, and Swagger could be in danger of losing his momentum.

[slik]

BO

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>JBL has been atrocious for months in many ways, but this seems over the top even for him. His anger at Swagger seems so forced that he may be getting fed lines directly from Vince.</font>

[Cool King]

From an air raid siren to an ambulance.

The fuck?!

The ambulance is absolutely terrible.

[ClockShot]

'Fess up, Bo. You got that stat from JBL just now. Didn't ya?

[Dark One]

Bo's about to have a Bo-ken ankle.

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[teamXtremist]

From an air raid siren to an ambulance.

The fuck?!


That's what I was thinking ,damn they found a more annoying siren lol

[KIRA]

Bo Dallas has the same speaking pattern as his brother.

[Cool King]

Damn, please don't have a Swagger/Bo feud.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was actually a perfect way to use Bo

[Cool King]

So much Renee tonight. :y:

[Dark One]

Damn, please don't have a Swagger/Bo feud.

It's where interest goes to die.

[ClockShot]

Keep hearing Mae Young come out of Michael Cole's mouth for some reason.

[Lock Jaw]

Always happy when they cut to a close up of Renee Young smiling backstage

[ClockShot]

Hey, Voldo used the Spider Walk in Soul Calibur.

And THAT's a hard technique to master.

[Cool King]

Damn, is Jericho's facial hair grey now?

[Savio]

JBL needs to STFU

[slik]

JBL and King vying to see who can be more obnoxious tonight.

[KIRA]

If JBL is getting lines from Vince I wonder what crawled up his ass?

[Cool King]

JBL needs to STFU

http://pic.shuaijiao.com/images/tv2008/Backlash2008/I_07_Back.jpg

:shifty:

[Cool King]

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.25894822.8977/fc,550x550,black.u4.jpg

http://www.redbubble.com/people/smashbolt/works/12478977-suplex-suplex-suplex-suplex-repeat

[Dark One]

http://www.redbubble.com/people/smashbolt/works/12478977-suplex-suplex-suplex-suplex-repeat

Really should be a nightgown to have enough SUPLEX on it.

[Cool King]

I'm hoping for a RybAxel & Orton win tonight.

[Savio]

Think my Scratch logo count will max out @ 2 unless the US title has one on it.

[Cool King]

Think my Scratch logo count will max out @ 2 unless the US title has one on it.

It looked like it did.

We could have another look at it after the match, if Sheamus & Co. win.

[slik]

sometimes I wish there was a wrestler named hope so I could hear Michael Cole scream "Hope has been RKO'd outta nowhere!"

[Cool King]

sometimes I wish there was a wrestler named hope so I could hear Michael Cole scream "Hope has been RKO'd outta nowhere!"

Just have Hope Solo appear on Raw and eat an RKO.

[slik]

I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

[Dark One]

I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

See: Rusev and Lana

They would have beaten the shit out of a white security guard named Ferguson and torn up ringside, obviously.

[Lock Jaw]

Wisdom teeth really hurting again.... should probably get them pulled like I've been meaning to the past two years....

[Lock Jaw]

Come back from break to "We Want Ryback" chants?

[Cool King]

I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

Considering the way people acted when Lana said "recent events" a while back, I don't think that would have happened.

The world is very sensitive these days it seems.

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder if they hadn't dropped the Nation 2.0 gimmick if they would take advantage of the situation in Ferguson for an angle.

Probably not but then again Xavier Woods hinted his version wasn't meant to have the blatant racial tones like the original.

[Dark One]

I think you're underestimating how batshit crazy Vince is.

[Lock Jaw]

RYBACK RULES

[Wishbone]

Ryback rules? O_o

[Wishbone]

Oooooh they're in Las Vegas tonight. That's why they're chanting for Ryback.

[Cool King]

Wisdom teeth really hurting again.... should probably get them pulled like I've been meaning to the past two years....

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6bdf8a13d3c6958b9f087ec038d9173a/tumblr_mh9hd9gSCH1rkf4k0o1_500.jpg

[Dark One]

Come back from break to "We Want Ryback" chants?

I am so confused right now. I mean, he's hometown boy, but Jesus Christ, he sounds like Rock over.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Loudest Feed me more chant ever.

[Wishbone]

lol at Ryback's Popeye singlet

[Lock Jaw]

Loudest Feed me more chant ever.

Not even close

[Wishbone]

Reigns has the worst Samoan drop in history

[Wishbone]

I have to admit I do enjoy the Superman punch as a signature move

[Poit]

Oooooh they're in Las Vegas tonight. That's why they're chanting for Ryback.

I wouldn't say that's the only reason. At the house show I went to Saturday, the crowd seemed pretty pro-Ryback.

[Wishbone]

I wouldn't say that's the only reason. At the house show I went to Saturday, the crowd seemed pretty pro-Ryback.

Really? Wonder why he's suddenly picking up steam. He hasn't really done anything of interest lately.

[Jura]

Rod Von Darn

[Savio]

Surprised RVD got the pin.

[Wishbone]

Van Dam picking up the win for his team. Interesting decision...

[Poit]

Really? Wonder why he's suddenly picking up steam. He hasn't really done anything of interest lately.

I dunno. I just went along with it.

[dronepool]

They should form a stable

[Lock Jaw]

Ryback picked up steam on the internet via tweeting and deleting.

[Wishbone]

Reigns looking at Sheamus and RVD showing off like "Fuck's wrong with you idiots"

[Savio]

That IS a scratch logo there....but I counted it already.

[Cool King]

Reigns looking at RVD and Sheamus like they're idiots.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Orton, Ryback and Curtis Axel.

Steakacy.

[Wishbone]

Gotta admit I laughed at that Rolling/Ambrose segment

[Cool King]

This vote is like choosing between having a Coke or a Pepsi.

[Lock Jaw]

Falls count anywhere match is the best choice.... if my phone weren't all the way in the other room, I'd vote.

[Wishbone]

This vote is like choosing between having a Coke or a Pepsi.

Man, fuck Pepsi

[KIRA]

Lawler single handily keeps Ed hardy in business

[Savio]

Goodness not another found footage movie

[Cool King]

Man, fuck Pepsi

http://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/punksad.png

[Wishbone]

Aren't No Holds Barred and No DQ the same match basically?

[Cool King]

But yeah, I'm a Coke man myself.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The hell? Stardust/Goldust vs. the Ussos tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This vote is like choosing between having a Coke or a Pepsi.

Do you have some sort of weird version of Pepsi in England? They aren't even close to the same thing.

[Wishbone]

Pepsi Man pretty much scared me away from Pepsi years ago. That asshole was nightmare fuel of the highest caliber.

[Cool King]

The hell? Stardust/Goldust vs. the Ussos tonight.

That reminds me. I have a can of Rockstar in the fridge that needs drinking.

[Wishbone]

Ric Flair gonna end up mentoring Randy?

[Lock Jaw]

I'm a man of my worrrrrd

[Cool King]

Do you have some sort of weird version of Pepsi in England? They aren't even close to the same thing.

Next time I go to England, I'll check and let you know.

[Sepholio]

obligatory FOUR LOKO post. Gonna get turnt and/or crunkd up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pepsi Man pretty much scared me away from Pepsi years ago. That asshole was nightmare fuel of the highest caliber.

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[Lock Jaw]

YESSSSS!!! USOS!!!

[Wishbone]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rIpJ4tS_vM8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You, sir, are a monster

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Forgot where the Coolest of the Kings is from. Scotland? Ireland?

[Cool King]

"Uso Crazy"

I totally forgot that was a thing until just now.

[Lock Jaw]

WE GOT US A FLYING USO

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SLATORGATOR PROMO ON THE WWE APP

[Cool King]

Forgot where the Coolest of the Kings is from. Scotland? Ireland?

The land of Haggis and Kilts and hairy ginger men.

[KIRA]

Pepsi Man pretty much scared me away from Pepsi years ago. That asshole was nightmare fuel of the highest caliber.

It was a faceless abomination of nature

[Wishbone]

I hate this Chrisley bastard. Screw him and his weird ass voice.

[Dark One]

Ryback picked up steam on the internet via tweeting and deleting.

TWEET.
DELETE.
REPEAT.

[Emperor Smeat]

Odd list of channels for that "Did You Know" thingy

[Savio]

Pepsi is the bomb.

[Wishbone]

Steph's face after that slap was pretty great

[Lock Jaw]

Facing Goldust and Stardust? Damn. I guess this is where they lose the non-title match to set up the title match.

[Cool King]

TWEET.
DELETE.
REPEAT.

http://threemanbooth.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/rybacktweet.gif

[Simple Fan]

Return of the legend killer?

[Dark One]

http://thewweforum.com/attachments/ss-2014-06-16-at-10-47-23-jpg.3979/

[Wishbone]

Pepsi is the bomb.

I'll cut you :mad:

[Wishbone]

A face vs face feud for a title, and the tag-titles to boot. That could be interesting.

[slik]

Steph Mom Jeans McMahon tonight

Hope she arrives to RAW next week in a minivan, with Triple H wearing khaki shorts and a polo complaining about Hispanic wrestlers on the roster.

[Wishbone]

Cody really seems to enjoy this Stardust gimmick

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

A face vs face feud for a title, and the tag-titles to boot. That could be interesting.

except it'll probably be big show/henry vs. the usso not The Brothers Dust.

[Wishbone]

Steph Mom Jeans McMahon tonight

Hope she arrives to RAW next week in a minivan, with Triple H wearing khaki shorts and a polo complaining about Hispanic wrestlers on the roster.

And the real reason Del Rio was fired is revealed!

[Dark One]

I hope all of the announcers' flights get delayed and they have to sub in Regal, Renee, and Christian.

[Wishbone]

except it'll probably be big show/henry vs. the usso not The Brothers Dust.

why ya gotta be a buzz kill mang?

[Wishbone]

I hope all of the announcers' flights get delayed and they have to sub in Regal, Renee, and Christian.

Would be lightyears more entertaining than King, Cole and JBL

[GD]

I am glad that the Rhodes won :yes:

[Wishbone]

"The Dustbrusters"

[Cool King]

The Dust Brusters.

[Lock Jaw]

Facing Goldust and Stardust? Damn. I guess this is where they lose the non-title match to set up the title match.

Eyup.

[Corndad]

Feeling like a 4 way Tag Title Match at NOC. Show/Henry vs Dusts vs Wyatts vs Usos

[KIRA]

Hmph no Slater tonight

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Feeling like a 4 way Tag Title Match at NOC. Show/Henry vs Dusts vs Wyatts vs Usos

Tag Team Turmoil maybe.

[Lock Jaw]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/e9de4f2dcf66660299d05be4ed58aa5d/tumblr_naj3sezjwI1swlf6ho1_400.gif
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[Wishbone]

Maybe we'll get a three way tag-team match ala E&C, Dudleys and Hardys, but with Show and Henry, The Dustbrusters and The Usos

[slik]

Seth Rollins in the backseat of the van eating a popsicle while in soccer gear.

[Lock Jaw]

"lol" at this one

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ESPNMichaelsJr_2014-Aug-18.gif

[Wishbone]

Feel like Paige is trying to do the Mickie James crazy lesbian gimmick... Doesn't translate well in a PG environment.

[slik]

Cranky Neighbor Kane watering his lawn and complaining about Obama.

[Cool King]

Feeling like a 4 way Tag Title Match at NOC. Show/Henry vs Dusts vs Wyatts vs Usos

I wouldn't mind seeing that.

[Wishbone]

"lol" at this one

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ESPNMichaelsJr_2014-Aug-18.gif

New favorite gif

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>All of the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> Universe at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> should know to NEVER bet against <a href="https://twitter.com/RusevBUL">@RusevBUL</a>...he will <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/CRUSH?src=hash">#CRUSH</a> you. I tell you on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> now.</p>&mdash; LANA (@LanaWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/LanaWWE/statuses/501556070326616064">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She's simply Ravishing Ow!

[slik]

Think I just wrote an episode of Slam City.

[Lock Jaw]

Dry tea, dry tea

[Wishbone]

Wonder what Putin knows about all this and if so what he thinks about it

[Cool King]

Dry tea, dry tea

I hear "Dry Seas, Dry Seas".

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/TheNBShow">@TheNBShow</a>: WARNING: There is about to a TERRIBLE FILLER(s) until we get to Seth v Dean” <a href="http://t.co/9Uym5c08nd">pic.twitter.com/9Uym5c08nd</a></p>&mdash; Not Regal (@extremeexile) <a href="https://twitter.com/extremeexile/statuses/501556395142311936">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Wait. What. Didn't some wigs already get split tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Really hope the feud vs. Swagger isn't done. Swagger should get Rusev's first loss.

[Wishbone]

Well there went the three way tag match idea :(

[Corndad]

Well so much for the Henry/Show Tag Team lol

[Poit]

Did JBL just say "twerked off"?

[GD]

Can't get enough of Sexual Chocolate.

[Wishbone]

Really hope the feud vs. Swagger isn't done. Swagger should get Rusev's first loss.

Maybe they'll feed Mark Henry to Rusev and have Swagger come back after "reinvigorated" or something? I mean probably not, but a guy can dream.

[Cool King]

I would love it if after all the Americans trying to defeat Rusev and failing, it ends up being a British guy or Canadian that defeats Rusev.

[Dark One]

Mark Henry's gonna drag this gear out:

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/Mark_Henry_1996_article.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<img src="http://i.minus.com/ijqeQ0I4d1iVS.gif" class="bbCodeImage LbImage" alt="[IMG]">

[Wishbone]

I would love it if after all the Americans trying to defeat Rusev and failing, it ends up being a British guy or Canadian that defeats Rusev.


"Paige just beat Rusev! Paige just beat Rusev!"

[Dark One]

Why the fuck did Mark Henry / Big Show beat the Wyatts... only to have Henry start a singles feud?

Were they writing the last hour of the show at 9:30 again?

[GD]

What's next for Jack Swagger? Is this the end of Swaggie time?

[Cool King]

Swagger gets replaced with Mark Henry and placed in a feud with Bo?

What the hell? :(

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Maybe Jericho and Big Show reunite to take on the Wyatts now that Henry has already moved on to a singles program.</font>

[Wishbone]

Why the fuck did Mark Henry / Big Show beat the Wyatts... only to have Henry start a singles feud?

Were they writing the last hour of the show at 9:30 again?

Even Mexican soap operas have better writing than this

[Corndad]

I would love it if after all the Americans trying to defeat Rusev and failing, it ends up being a British guy or Canadian that defeats Rusev.

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32200000/Wade-Barrett-wade-barrett-32229170-801-628.png

Russia... I'm Afraid I got some BADDD NEWS.

[GD]

What's next for Jack Swagger? Is this the end of Swaggie time?

<img src="http://i.minus.com/ijqeQ0I4d1iVS.gif" class="bbCodeImage LbImage" alt="[IMG]">

:'(

[KIRA]

JBL leaving Swagger like a no good boyfriend

[Wishbone]

The Shield JUST broke up people! C'mon now!

[Lock Jaw]

Will be pretty INCENSED if Swagger/Rusev is really over.

[Cool King]

"Paige just beat Rusev! Paige just beat Rusev!"

Well she does look and sound like a guy, so why not? ;)

[Wishbone]

The fact that Swagger's push is over makes me far more upset than I thought I'd be :(

[Cool King]

Will be pretty INCENSED if Swagger/Rusev is really over.

Ditto.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JBL leaving Swagger like a no good boyfriend

Swagger got his uncle kicked.

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>Maybe Jericho and Big Show reunite to take on the Wyatts now that Henry has already moved on to a singles program.</font>

And we get the quickly thrown together version of Jericho and Big Show's theme again?

"Weeeeeeellll it's it the big-big-big-big-big shooooow!"

[Lock Jaw]

Hey, JeriShow's theme was awesome, what you talking about?

[Emperor Smeat]

Why the fuck did Mark Henry / Big Show beat the Wyatts... only to have Henry start a singles feud?

Were they writing the last hour of the show at 9:30 again?

Henry is like a doctor, able to take on multiple Hall of Pain appointments per day.

[Wishbone]

Well she does look and sound like a guy, so why not? ;)

Baazing

[Cool King]

Hey, JeriShow's theme was awesome, what you talking about?

Yeah, the second version of it.

The first version was quite a bad mashup of each guy's theme.

[Lock Jaw]

Bahahaha obese lady in crowd

[Cool King]

Baazing

http://i.imgur.com/mUkcl3G.png

[Lock Jaw]

How long until Korporate Kane gets involved?

[Wishbone]

Falls count anywhere?! I'm shocked! :roll:

[Dark One]

If Ambrose doesn't pin Seth Rollins in the popcorn stand, this wasn't the right stip.

[Wishbone]

http://i.imgur.com/mUkcl3G.png

Looks like Chyna having an orgasm

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins no longer needs pouches now that he has a briefcase. That was his main reason for winning it.

[Cool King]

Hopefully this match ends outside of the ring and the surrounding area.

I always feel like it's a bit of a waste of the stipulation when they stay in the ring or around it and end up pinning inside the ring.

[GD]

So the briefcase retains the scratch WWE logo :)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Now this is a main event.

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet dropkick

[Cool King]

What are Cole, Lawler and JBL giggling about?

[Lock Jaw]

There is no DQ and no holds barred in this falls count anywhere match!

[Wishbone]

Wish they'd give a reason for their always being kendo sticks under the ring. Like are the stage crew constantly practicing swordsmanship before shows?

[GD]

Now that was a cool way of slamming your opponent.

[Jura]

You're so money supermarket.

[Cool King]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p>Highlights of tonight--Mark Henry promo, Nikki Bella's slap, JBL when he wasn't talking.</p>&mdash; Vince Russo (@pyroballyhoo) <a href="https://twitter.com/pyroballyhoo/statuses/501559623602958336">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p>Highlights of tonight--Mark Henry promo, Nikki Bella's slap, JBL when he wasn't talking.</p>&mdash; Vince Russo (@pyroballyhoo) <a href="https://twitter.com/pyroballyhoo/statuses/501559623602958336">August 19, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

http://media.tumblr.com/c909ab65002faea40415d95b2cd56c89/tumblr_inline_mkpqh2PdTR1qz4rgp.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck that JBL is the best of the three.

[Wishbone]

"Nikki Bella's slap"? Vince Russo is a rat bastard mutant

[GD]

This is a pretty tight main event. I love these two.

[Wishbone]

Definitely a solid main event. Glad they put it last instead of the 6 man tag with Reigns.

[Dark One]

I hope he yells "It's for charity!" when he hits Seth with another chair.

[Wishbone]

If this match ends in the ring I'm going to have to call shenanigans

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch.

[Corndad]

Love this feud. Long may it run.

[Savio]

niceee

[Poit]

Better than Batista.

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

[Wishbone]

Would've hurt worse with a pile of legos

[GD]

Holy shit at this match! Good stuff.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sethista Bomb.

[Cool King]

Damn, Ambrose's back got drilled into those chairs.

[KIRA]

this is fun

[Jura]

Justin Roberts uncomfortable with Kane sitting next to him.

[Dark One]

I mean, Kane can't possibly be out here to interfere. Someone has to replace Mark Yeaton!