Breaking: Jerry Springer coming to RAW to stage intervention for Bella Twins

[slik]

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The Bella Twins are about to get some family management advice from a third-party.

Jerry Springer has been confirmed to moderate a discussion between the estranged "Total Divas" stars on the season premiere of Monday Night Raw in Baltimore on Sept. 8. The Bellas, as the WWE Universe knows, have been at vicious odds since Nikki turned on her twin sister Brie at SummerSlam. Recent weeks have seen Nikki demean her sister at every turn and go so far as to slander her reputation in "Growing Up Bella" vignettes that exposed Brie's alleged childhood secrets.


Of course, nobody does family dysfunction like Springer, but will he be able to bridge the divide between the warring sisters? Find out Monday at 8/7 CT, only on USA Network.


http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-09-01/jerry-springer-intervention-bella-twins

[Razzamajazz]

deja vu. lemme guess, one will be a man? AGAIN?

[ClockShot]

Steve & Todd better be coming along. Or it's not worth it to watch.

[Destor]

Wwe is always so topical, current. Trendy even.

[Shisen Kopf]

OMG they're bringing back the attitude era. Gonna toast this with a nice glass of SURGE!

[owenbrown]

I miss SURGE... great soda :'(

[Shisen Kopf]

Yeah it was. Remember Josta soda? That shit had Guarana. So good. I used to drink gallons of SURGE and Josta while is was watching Party of Five and Felicity until she cut her hair.

[Wishbone]

Jesus fuck... I know this is pro-wrestling, but I thought better of WWE than to do this again... Maybe I thought too much. :(

[el bobbo]

this will surely bring in the lucrative advertising demographic that watches the jerry springer show.

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[Corndad]

They should start a whole storyline where guys named Jerry try and fix the Bellas every week.

Jerry Lawler
Jerry Springer
Jerry Jones
Ben and Jerry
Jerry Seinfield
Jerry Lewis
Jerry Garcia's Ghost
Jerry Glanville
Hell have Tom Cruise show up and be Jerry Maguire a week.

Money. Straight Money.

[KIRA]

Wow he hasn't been relevant in years
Last I even heard of him he was trying to disparage my fellow Bronies (apparently no one bit so he hired two idiots who knew nothing about the show to pretend to be fans)

My point is no one cares about Springer and Vince is so outta touch it's ridiculous.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They missed the boat not having him on for the DNA test between Paul Bearer, Kane and the Undertaker. Any time he is on is just another glaring example of how they screwed up in the 90s.

[Theo Dious]

Well this will certainly save this angle.

[Theo Dious]

Seriously though, does he have something to shill even?

[KIRA]

WWE's target demographic will have no fucking clue who this is .

[Droford]

I'm still putting good odds on a "Jerry Jerry Jerry" chant

[DAMN iNATOR]

I miss SURGE... great soda :'(

Me too. Still remember that lame-ass Surge wannabe, Vault...was alright but could never compare to Surge.

[DAMN iNATOR]

OMG they're bringing back the attitude era. Gonna toast this with a nice glass of SURGE!

Only way it could get any better is with the long-awaited debut of Owen White. :shifty:

[#1-norm-fan]

Next week Tia and Tamera Mowry.

[Shisen Kopf]

They should have Adam Rose do Austin Powers jokes.

[Innovator]

G-Men

[drave]

OMG they're bringing back the attitude era. Gonna toast this with a nice glass of SURGE!

I bought a 20 oz. bottle of Surge in Pigeon Forge, TN when I was 11 or so and won a GameBoy pocket with Wave Race. First and only thing I have ever won from a "game" like that. It was PrettyCool at the time, loved it.

[Uncle Barbecue]

They should totally reveal that one of them is a man. Or that Nikki has been banging Daniel.

[rob11]

CRAP! Becker is on Monday Night! I have to get my Ted Danson fix.

[Clerk]

How's this breaking news? Springer hasn't been relevant since the 2001

[JimmyMess]

season premiere?

[owenbrown]

Me too. Still remember that lame-ass Surge wannabe, Vault...was alright but could never compare to Surge.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT VAULT SIR! :rant:

[el bobbo]

They should start a whole storyline where guys named Jerry try and fix the Bellas every week.

Jerry Lawler
Jerry Springer
Jerry Jones
Ben and Jerry
Jerry Seinfield
Jerry Lewis
Jerry Garcia's Ghost
Jerry Glanville
Hell have Tom Cruise show up and be Jerry Maguire a week.

Money. Straight Money.

tom and JERRY

[el bobbo]

CRAP! Becker is on Monday Night! I have to get my Ted Danson fix.

Becker is fucking good. I'd gladly watch that over the shit fest that is Raw.