Exciting new gimmick idea for KANE

[slik]

Kane gets hit really hard in the head by another wrestler, The Ryback or Roman Reigns, for example, and goes missing for weeks.

Promos start to air with glimpses of Kane covered in rags on a street corner at night...very ominous and threatening music...sinister dialogue

After weeks of build-up he looks at the camera from under the rags and says "I'm baaaaack".

Kane comes down to the ring w/ his regular music but all-new gear. He is dressed in torn and tattered rags and his mask looks like part of a trash bin. The announcers scream "Oh my God! KANE, fire and brimstone, KANE is here, The Hobo Kane is unleashed". And then his new gimmick is he is "The Hobo Kane".

Thoughts?

[Vastardikai]

I'm hoping for Scuba Kane

[Poit]

I preferred Malibu Kane.

[DaveBrawl]

Deep Space Attack Kane

[DaveBrawl]

Artic Kane

[drave]

They ruined anything and everything about Kane.


I vote Isaac Yankem D.D.S.

Plus, it promotes dental health for the children. PG FRIENDLY!

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's pretty perfect in his current role, I feel. Should have feuded with Daniel Bryan as Corporate Kane, not Demon Kane.

[road doggy dogg]

And he'd be from New Jersey, right? (Hoboken.......... nevermind)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hobokane

[ron the dial]

Little Spike Dudley Kane

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kane of Harlem Heat

[road doggy dogg]

Crash Bang Kane Newstead

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Herman KANE the 9 9 9 plan

[Emperor Smeat]

Like the idea of Hobo Kane only if it includes Bryan's return as Hobo Bryan and them getting back together as a tag team called Team Hobo.

[ron the dial]

Ho-Bo Dallas

[Lock Jaw]

Cartographer Kane

[OverTaker]

lol This would be a perfect return for Bischoff cause he was fired and thrown in a trash truck and his music already says "I'm Back!"

[road doggy dogg]

Marine Biologist Kane

[Tazz Dan]

I preferred Malibu Kane.

I really wanna fucking see Malibu Kane.

Also, I'm sad they cancelled that series. It looked like it was going to be good! :(

[Tazz Dan]

They ruined anything and everything about Kane.


I vote Isaac Yankem D.D.S.

Plus, it promotes dental health for the children. PG FRIENDLY!

Lies! Kane is amazing. I'm probably the only person who still loves him, I don't know. When I was speaking with him in catering a few weeks back, he was so down to earth. And funny. If he didn't have such a monster gimmick, he'd get over just being himself. Sort of like when he was doing the Dr Shelby stuff, in the group therapy sessions. That's real life Kane.

[ron the dial]

Ku Klux Kane

[Lock Jaw]

Super Shredder Kane

[Lock Jaw]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/cfd85a9df10f73bd8f289fd9cc00919d/tumblr_nbo55c0iLZ1rkzyp8o1_500.jpg

Chaperone Kane

[dronepool]

Somebody needs to photoshop his face on every suggestion here.

[Vastardikai]

Have him come out as Isaac Yankem, but have an evil alter ego that passes out sweets that cause cavities.

Call him... Candy Kane!

I'll... show myself out.

[slik]

This has quickly escalated to one of my favorite threads.

Grunge Rocker "Kurt CoKane"

[BigCrippyZ]

Singapore Kane

[BigCrippyZ]

Walking Kane

[poopfromweiner dude]

BigCrippy Kane

[poopfromweiner dude]

Scuba Steve Kane
Nigger Kane

[Lock Jaw]

Shisen Kane

[OverTaker]

Kano

[Destor]

I'm so excited right now

[Shisen Kopf]

While he's being a bum, he starts using drugs and becomes Crack CoKane

[drave]

Repackaged to be from the streets of Detroit.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://i.imgur.com/u5zXvVH.jpg

Kaney Rogers

[Dukelorange]

He can feud with R Truth as another rapper....

Call him Big Daddy Kane....

:roll:

[slik]

Citizen Kane

[Theo Dious]

They ruined anything and everything about Kane.

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KANE! YOU BASTARDS!

[Lock Jaw]

That 70s Kane

[road doggy dogg]

Bury my Kane at Wounded Knee

[Clerk]

I find this Kane gimmick to be idiotic

[Simple Fan]

Cannabis Kane

[Vastardikai]

And Slik, what's up with you steaming my Candy Kane idea on the Wrestlecrap board?

[road doggy dogg]

Kane's Addiction

Could be a throwback to his Isaac Yankem days where he developed an addiction to novaKANE (ha ha ha) and as a result has a super high threshold for pain and ends up destroying Brock Lesnar for the title

Comes out to Kane Says, also ties into an angle where it delves into his past drug addiction and abusive relationship with Chyna

[slik]

And Slik, what's up with you steaming my Candy Kane idea on the Wrestlecrap board?

The KaneHole Forums

[Lock Jaw]

Sherlock Kane

[DAMN iNATOR]

RoboKane from Future Det---uh, I mean...Hell. :shifty:

[slik]

Romance Novelist Stacia KANE

https://sidhevicious.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/personaldemons-72.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1NWREBvHDO0/TnHoFis5lqI/AAAAAAAAEIE/OxfRaVgSLg8/s1600/50774232.JPG.jpeg

http://www.staciakane.net/wp-content/demoninside.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Illuminati Kane

[ron the dial]

Hipster Kane

[Tazz Dan]

Kane's Addiction

Could be a throwback to his Isaac Yankem days where he developed an addiction to novaKANE (ha ha ha) and as a result has a super high threshold for pain and ends up destroying Brock Lesnar for the title

I thought you were going to say it could be a throwback to a mediocre mid-late 80's Rock Band.

[Tazz Dan]

50 Shades of Kane

[Shisen Kopf]

Furniture salesman Kane

http://baysidearbors.myaptportal.com/files/2012/10/kanes-furniture.jpg

If the Rays get 10 strike outs and you went to the game take your ticket stub to Kane's and get a coupon for a free papa johns pizza. He could be the free pizza coupon guy.

[Tazz Dan]

Construction Kane - http://www.kane.com.au

http://www.spec-net.com.au/press/1106/images/kan011106_img01.jpg



Give him an Aussie accent, and the greatest entrance theme EVER.


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[Shisen Kopf]

I agree!

[Tazz Dan]

Good stuff :)

[Shisen Kopf]

I agree!

What is going on here?? I didn't write that. Some terrorist bully is editing my posts. :wtf:

[Tazz Dan]

Whaaaaaaaaat? :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

NoJuan would do that, surely?

[Dukelorange]

Have a tag team of Kane and Able....

[slik]

He should align himself with Rusev...

The commie Kane

[Sixx]

Farmer Kane. Just put some overalls and a straw hat on his Demon Kane outfit, much like these guys did:

http://www.therobotspajamas.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/TMNT14.jpg

[Sixx]

Some kneepads on the overalls would be a nice touch, too.

[road doggy dogg]

I thought you were going to say it could be a throwback to a mediocre mid-late 80's Rock Band.

hey now

don't go saying stupid things