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slik
09-21-2014, 06:41 PM
Several readers sent word that at last night's Limp Bizkit concert in San Antonio, Fred Durst mentioned to the live audience that The Undertaker isn't doing real well.

"This next song goes out to our friend Mark Calaway, The Undertaker. He's not doing real well right now and from the bottom of our hearts we want all our fans to keep him in their thoughts and prayers."

The band then went on to play "Rollin" which was The Undertaker's theme music several years back.

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2014/0921/581233/celebrity-says-the-undertaker-isnt-doing-real-well/

Shisen Kopf
09-21-2014, 06:44 PM
Undertaker did it all for the nookie.

Shisen Kopf
09-21-2014, 06:44 PM
I still trust Fred Durst more for rasslin news than that bitch ass Ryan Clark.

Razzamajazz
09-21-2014, 06:45 PM
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Someone thinks Fred Durst is a celebrity.

slik
09-21-2014, 06:58 PM
Probably terrible for this...but one day when Undertaker passes and WWE does something stupid on tv I will finally be able to use the joke

"The Undertaker is
rollin, rollin, rollin, keep rollin, rollin, rollin
in his grave"

slik
09-21-2014, 06:59 PM
or if he comes back and faces Sting in a buried alive match at WM31, then I could also use the joke (if he loses). Context is key with this type of thing.

Ultra Mantis
09-21-2014, 07:06 PM
Hope this leads to Fred Durst vs Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania.

whiteyford
09-22-2014, 05:15 PM
Red cap Fred Durst vs Biker 'Taker only?

Jura
09-22-2014, 05:21 PM
Michelle McCool debunked these rumors today.

Sixx
09-22-2014, 08:28 PM
Michelle McCool debunked these rumors today.

Fred Durst wanted to look cool saying he knows people.

slik
09-22-2014, 09:57 PM
Michelle McCool laying the SmackDown on Fred Durst

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:24 PM
https://igcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10661198_1483142685281318_840230046_n.jpg

Disturbed316
09-23-2014, 02:15 AM
Weird looking couple.

GD
09-23-2014, 03:05 AM
A MOTHERFUCKING CHAINSAW!

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-23-2014, 03:14 AM
Fred Durst just did this so he could play Rollin' in his set and pretend he isn't just doing it because it's his only mediocre song.

Sixx
09-23-2014, 03:34 AM
Fred Durst just did this so he could play Rollin' in his set and pretend he isn't just doing it because it's his only mediocre song.

Actin' like the Undertaker would want him to play it.

whiteyford
09-23-2014, 06:23 AM
If people have paid money to see them perform I don't think he needs a pretext to play any of their songs really.

Also 16yo me says fuck you, Nookie was awesome.

Cool King
09-23-2014, 07:00 AM
https://igcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10661198_1483142685281318_840230046_n.jpg

Undertaker looks like he could pass as a relative of Christopher Lloyd.

road doggy dogg
09-23-2014, 08:21 AM
YO BACK THE FUCK UP WHILE WE FUCK THIS TRACK UP

Evil Vito
09-23-2014, 08:35 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Apparently once you get married, both people develop the same forehead.</font>

Heisenberg
09-23-2014, 09:46 AM
YO BACK THE FUCK UP WHILE WE FUCK THIS TRACK UP

JOHN OTTO!!!

JimmyMess
09-23-2014, 12:53 PM
does his glass say "Hey, that's a fact jack"

Volare
09-23-2014, 01:25 PM
How much you wanna bet there was some Jack in it.

Crimson
09-23-2014, 01:59 PM
Why is his shirt oddly tucked in

Sixx
09-23-2014, 02:48 PM
https://igcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10661198_1483142685281318_840230046_n.jpg

Who is that with Taker?

Ultra Mantis
09-23-2014, 02:56 PM
Michelle McCool-Taker

Sixx
09-23-2014, 03:02 PM
What the fuck?

She looks awful these days.

Sixx
09-23-2014, 03:04 PM
And Taker's starting to look like this one ex-con that used to check celebrites' home security on Polish TV.

http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/7/6208/z6208457Q,Marek-Ksieniewicz.jpg

Jura
09-23-2014, 05:03 PM
Is he Polish checking Polish celebrity homes in Poland or is it like a British guy checking homes in Europe and its just shown on Polish TV?

Sixx
09-23-2014, 05:31 PM
Is he Polish checking Polish celebrity homes in Poland or is it like a British guy checking homes in Europe and its just shown on Polish TV?

Polish Polish Polish

Lock Jaw
09-23-2014, 07:59 PM
Michelle McCool reminds me of one of these guys

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091119193213/buffy/images/3/33/Gentlemen.jpg

One of the skeletal looking ones, not the chubster in the back

McLegend
09-23-2014, 08:14 PM
If I can't trust Fred Durst for me news who can I trust?

GD
09-24-2014, 03:47 AM
JUST ONE MORE FIGHT AND I'LL BE HISTORY...YEAAAAAAAH!!!

Sting Fan
09-24-2014, 09:13 AM
https://igcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10661198_1483142685281318_840230046_n.jpg

One of these people is an undead performer who rises from the grave periodically to suck the life force out of a live human as the world spectates in amazement...

The other is the WWEs Multi time world Champion Undertaker.

Heisenberg
09-24-2014, 10:01 AM
I wish he was wearing a Legend of Zelda t-shirt instead of Krav Maga

Sixx
09-24-2014, 12:20 PM
I wish he was wearing a Legend of Zelda t-shirt instead of Krav Maga

ALMOST

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/615x615q90/540/hWRDu9.jpg

GD
09-24-2014, 04:04 PM
She can't get enough of that deadman dick.

SNLfunnyguy
09-25-2014, 06:20 AM
Fred Durst: reliable source.

GD
09-25-2014, 07:23 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cV6DLM9R0Ps" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

mhirn3
10-01-2014, 12:39 AM
I love that the topic says "underwear not doing well"

GD
10-02-2014, 01:17 AM
SO COME AND GET IT!

Tom Guycott
10-02-2014, 01:33 AM
ALMOST

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/615x615q90/540/hWRDu9.jpg

Only if 'Taker says "HEY, LISTEN!" you fucking listen.