WWE RAW 9/22 featuring Angry Cena, No "Lunatic" Ambrose vs "RKO Outta Nowhere" Orton, and the Cosmic Key

[Poit]

Lol, there's one guy in the crowd singing Paige's theme.

[Jura]

lol Some dude singing Paige's entrance theme.

[Savio]

Stupid move

[Innovator]

Paige's bottoms are kinda see through

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Alberto Del Rio

[Cool King]

I'm sorry, I know people love Paige and so on, but I just can't watch this.

The Diva's division is absolutely terrible right now. I'm not saying it's all because of Paige, because it's not. Anyway, I've muted Raw and I'll keep checking back to see when it's over.

Enjoy the match guys. :y:

[Innovator]

ALABAMA SLAM

[Lock Jaw]

WWE Paige looking good tonight

[Corndad]

Yeah. No way Ambrose gets out.

[Poit]

It's totally not suspicious that Ambrose hasn't made any noise in there.

[Lock Jaw]

Marking out again to Tyler Breeze theme

[Emperor Smeat]

Not bad for a Divas match.

[KIRA]

Even better idea, when they finally open the door there's nothing but a smoking hole in the middle of the floor.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm sorry, I know people love Paige and so on, but I just can't watch this.

The Diva's division is absolutely terrible right now. I'm not saying it's all because of Paige, because it's not. Anyway, I've muted Raw and I'll keep checking back to see when it's over.

Enjoy the match guys. :y:

I enjoy the Diva's Division right now. Bad Bella acting aside, it is pretty good. Better than the random matches for no reason.

[#1-norm-fan]

If only Jericho was still around and Lesnar was working full time we could have had every match from last night repeated in some fashion again tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Just had a thought of Triple H and Stephanie walking into the room to get Ambrose and finding the cover hanging off the air vent and Ambrose missing...

lol. Seriously... What are the chances...

[Dark One]

If only Jericho was still around and Lesnar was working full time we could have had every match from last night repeated in some fashion again tonight.


If you're watching this on PPV, you paid $54.95 because you are a stupid, stupid person. You could be seeing this for $9.99 on the WWE NETWORK!

"Did you pay $9.99 to see Night of Champions? WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? YOU COULD SEE IT FOR FREE TONIGHT."

[Lock Jaw]

Dean Ambrose under the black box

[Savio]

The surprise is Dean Ambrose.

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose under the black box

We have a winner.

[Kingofdaswing]

Orton vs Cena 20, how exciting!

[Lock Jaw]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, why is there a black box outside? What did I miss?

[Droford]

$5 says Ambrose is in the box, he likes to hide in boxes

[KIRA]

The most anticipated match EVER who knows when we will see it again!

[Kingofdaswing]

Here comes the giant billboard. That shirt is shit.

[Cool King]

Wait, the "Keep Calm" thing has just reached America?

That's about two years old now.

[Innovator]

$5 says Ambrose is in the box, he likes to hide in boxes

Nope, he's in the MITB briefcase

[Lock Jaw]

I've been seeing the "Keep Calm" thing for what seems forever now.

[Poit]

Nope, he's in the MITB briefcase

Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Rollins is cashing in his Money in the Bank TARDIS.

[Lock Jaw]

Finally reached WWE, though.

[KIRA]

Wait, the "Keep Calm" thing has just reached America?

That's about two years old now.

Its been here a good while. The WWE generally lags 2-3 yrs behind the rest of the world

[Droford]

Brock needs a "Start Panicing and give up" shirt

[#1-norm-fan]

Its been here a good while. The WWE generally lags 2-3 yrs behind the rest of the world

2-3 years is actually really timely for them.

I'm surprised they didn't introduce a "Yo Quiero Hustle, Loyalty and Respect" shirt instead.

[Poit]

2-3 years is actually really timely for them.

I'm surprised they didn't introduce a "Yo Quiero Hustle, Loyalty and Respect" shirt instead.

Is that even from this millennium?

[Lock Jaw]

I like Cena's black shorts. Seems like he is wrestling in formal wear.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is that even from this millennium?

No. But it was relevant more recently than Jerry Springer. So I may still be pushing it a little.

[Poit]

I like Cena's black shorts. Seems like he is wrestling in formal wear.

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[KIRA]

2-3 years is actually really timely for them.

I'm surprised they didn't introduce a "Yo Quiero Hustle, Loyalty and Respect" shirt instead.

At one point back in the day they had a wrestler based on Jack Sparrow literally EVERYONE knew where the gimmick came from and the movie was fucking huge but Vince had no idea who or what that gimmick was about. Its amazing how out of step he is.

[dronepool]

Maybe it's because I'm a guy and I have no interest in "fashion", but I don't get why girls love wearing things with spikes on it.

Like Nikki's hat. Covered in spikes. I've also seen women on nights out with heels covered in spikes and handbags with spikes on them and so on.

Because fashion is currently taking stuff from punk and metal styles and making it a fad is my only explanation.

[el bobbo]

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[Cool King]

I enjoy the Diva's Division right now. Bad Bella acting aside, it is pretty good. Better than the random matches for no reason.

I would like it a bit more if they had more Diva's go after the championship.

I know this is wrestling, and nothing ever really makes sense in the world of pro-wrestling, but for a division that has only one title and a small amount of wrestlers in that division, I don't get why only one Diva at a time seems to want to be champion.

Because of that, it feels like the AJ/Paige thing has been going on forever. It gets boring after a while. Last night, adding Nikki did spice it up, but only a little.

More Divas on the roster would be good. Right now, After AJ is done with Paige, we have a really good idea of who her next opponent will be, because the Diva roster is so small, unless they work a Diva up, like what they did with Alicia Fox.

Alicia Fox was spending her time jobbing, then out of nowhere, she was given a gimmick and worked her way up to a title shot. I thought Alicia was great and I liked watching the matches and I was interested in the Diva's Division.

Personally, the Diva's Division is not interesting me at all right now. To me, the division is made up of AJ vs Paige, Total Divas (Natalya & Co. matches) and Bella vs Bella (Which is also Total Divas).

[KIRA]

I would like it a bit more if they had more Diva's go after the championship.

I know this is wrestling, and nothing ever really makes sense in the world of pro-wrestling, but for a division that has only one title and a small amount of wrestlers in that division, I don't get why only one Diva at a time seems to want to be champion.

Because of that, it feels like the AJ/Paige thing has been going on forever. It gets boring after a while. Last night, adding Nikki did spice it up, but only a little.

More Divas on the roster would be good. Right now, After AJ is done with Paige, we have a really good idea of who her next opponent will be, because the Diva roster is so small, unless they work a Diva up, like what they did with Alicia Fox.

Alicia Fox was spending her time jobbing, then out of nowhere, she was given a gimmick and worked her way up to a title shot. I thought Alicia was great and I liked watching the matches and I was interested in the Diva's Division.

Personally, the Diva's Division is not interesting me at all right now. To me, the division is made up of AJ vs Paige, Total Divas (Natalya & Co. matches) and Bella vs Bella (Which is also Total Divas).

ALICIA!!! WHHYYYY:'(

[#1-norm-fan]

The divas division isn't very good but it's better than it has been recently. The Bellas feud means 4 divas are involved as legit, relatively over contenders. Which is more than the usual amount. 2

[Poit]

A wild Ambrose appears?

[Poit]

:lol:

[Corndad]

Ambrose lol Love that guy.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ambrose really was hidden in the box.

[KIRA]

I love Ambrose's clothesline

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn. We're not gonna find out how Ambrose got out of the room, are we?

[Lock Jaw]

Seth Rollins "escaping" a lot. Obviously going to be in the cell.

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose hitting Orton with the Dirty Deeds feels a lot bigger to me than the way the crowd and announcers reacted to it. Like, that seems like proof they're going to push him, albeit probably in no small part due to Roman Reign's intestine trying to escape.

[Lock Jaw]

Lesnar takes the PPV off and we have Ambrose/Cena/Rollins/Orton in a cell for #1 Contender?

[slik]

Cena v Ambrose v Orton v Kane v Rollins fatal fiveway in a HIAC?

[Cool King]

Armageddon Hell In A Cell.

[#1-norm-fan]

So I think the options for Hell in a Cell are Lesnar vs Cena vs Rollins vs Ambrose for the title (No escape for Rollins, no chance of a run-in DQ) OR Lesnar gets the month off and it's a non-title with Orton instead of Lesnar. Maybe a tag match. Seems underwhelming but WWE doesn't seem like they're that concerned with making PPVs seem all that "huge" anymore.

[Lock Jaw]

Going to watch Gotham now

[Kingofdaswing]

So Ambrose and cena are now ok with each other, at the start of the show they were going to fight.

That whole show was shit.

[slik]

Brock Lesnar vs The Day Off

@ HIAC

[dronepool]

Dean Ambrose saves RAW.

[Emperor Smeat]

So I think the options for Hell in a Cell are Lesnar vs Cena vs Rollins vs Ambrose for the title (No escape for Rollins, no chance of a run-in DQ) OR Lesnar gets the month off and it's a non-title with Orton instead of Lesnar. Maybe a tag match. Seems underwhelming but WWE doesn't seem like they're that concerned with making PPVs seem all that "huge" anymore.

Does Rollins trade in the case for the guaranteed match (ala Cena vs Punk)?

He still would be able to do run-in DQs for future matches if not.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd assume he would just be rewarded a shot. Like Edge did or at least mentioned doing before. "I'm gonna win the title and just in case, I've got this case for insurance."

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose saves RAW.

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[Innovator]

Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar at Mania, Battle of Intestinal Fortitude

[Big Vic]

Damn. We're not gonna find out how Ambrose got out of the room, are we?
He got up and through the vent using his hookshot, jumped in to a bail of hay, put a cardboard box over himself and snuck to where the cinderblocks were, "pacified" a security guard near the cinderblock case with fiber-wire, and jumped in.

[Innovator]

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I said What What?

OR

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Mojo found a new submission!

[XL]

I think even the announcers questioned what she was trying to do there.

Hoping next week we get CCTV (or GTV) footage of Ambrose in that room. They throw him in and there's another door on the other side of the room that he just walks out of.

[Innovator]

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You know when John brought up butt stuff, that's not what he had in mind Nikki.

[Fignuts]

How is that even supposed to hurt?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I let my initial Network subscription expire as I was so bogged down with school I didn't get around to renewing until the day of Night of Champions.

Now that I have it back I have a ton of Nitros to catch up on and Monday is the only time I really have to watch wrestling. Might just do that instead of watching Raw until January when the product may get interesting again.

Well, that and I'll watch Dean Ambrose's segments the next day. He rules.</font>

[Vastardikai]

How is that even supposed to hurt?

The idea, I think, is that she's trying to use the middle rope to squeeze the air out of her.

Sadly, it looks more like fan service.

[Big Vic]

Might have worked if AJ was on the other side of the top rope.

[Volare]

Would've worked in a bra and panties match guaranteed.

[Tazz Dan]

How is that even supposed to hurt?

It hurts in the same way the people's elbow is a legit finisher to keep people down for a 3 count.

[Tazz Dan]

By that I mean it hurts our intelligence.

[Volare]

It's so electrifying that is shocks the opponent into unconsciousness for 3 seconds! Logic I tell you good sir!

[Big Vic]

Peoples elbow is at least some sort of an attack

[XL]

People always sell the People's Elbow as an "icing on the cake" deal; Rock already has you beat (more often that not with the Rock Bottom) before hitting the elbow.

Of course, for the most part, he'd hit a spinebuster before the elbow and it'd get a two.

[Poit]

It was so hard to hit the People's Elbow in WWF No Mercy.

[XL]

Tripping over the first three times added to the drama.

[Shadrick]

It was so hard to hit the People's Elbow in WWF No Mercy.

man bruh