Strange wrestling ailments - who's next?

[Poit]

Back when the TLP threads were one thread per show, we got a lot more responses to the Question of the Week, so we're trying out posting the QotW as a separate thread. And so...


Question Of The Week:

First came double pneumonia... then came incarcerated hernia. Which wrestler will be struck down next, and which oddly-named ailment will be the culprit?

[XL]

Jake Roberts with an Inebriated Liver.

[#1-norm-fan]

Don't forget anal bleeding.

[Lock Jaw]

Or Randy Orton's Intermittent Explosive Disorder

[Lock Jaw]

Stealing this from some E-Fed character's storyline:

The Miz goes down with a broken Fibia. He acts all heroic and inspirational, but says he can't fight.

Finally someone calls him out and points out that there is no such thing as a "Fibia"

Miz is just like "How dare you, sir! This is one of the most severe, brutal injuries possible! Most men who suffer from a broken Fibia are shattered for the rest of their lives! It is only because I am such an exceptional man that I am even still able to stand here right now! To be here and entertain these people with my money maker!"

Miz then begins "Fibia Awareness Month", he hands out ribbons, and shows emotional video packages of "previous victims" who talk about how much pain they are still in, and how they still can't move right.... and about how much of an inspiration The Miz is to them.

[road doggy dogg]

Wait a second, I thought that hb2k guy cornered the market for crowdsourcing podcast material via threads????

jk love you Poit you're the best

[Big Vic]

Green-Lung: Swagger

Gonna listen to the last few podcasts since I have been answering these :)

[Emperor Smeat]

Cotard Delusion - Brock Lesnar after catching it from the Undertaker

[Juan]

Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage

[Innovator]

After a rather lengthy testing process, John Cena is finally diagnosed with Congential Analgesia

[Simple Fan]

Cole gets carpel tunnles syndrome

[loopydate]

Erick Rowan is missing for a couple weeks. Wyatt and Harper speak vaguely about "the incident," which has everyone buzzing. What has Rowan done?

Turns out, he has <a href="http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orf_(disease)">orf</a> because one of his sheep bit him.

[Tom Guycott]

Having his rib come back to bite him decades later, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart will actually die from Cat Scratch Fever.

[Poit]

Thanks for all the responses. We're recording the new TLP episode now. :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Elevated Liver Enzymes

[Poit]

TOO LATE.

[Ruien]

Poit shutting STD down! And who says Poit is always a nice guy. Pfff. Mean streak incoming!!!

[Poit]

The start of my heel turn.

[slik]

internal sternum