Official "It's No Longer Funny" RAW Thread for 9/29

[Theo Dious]

Monday Night Raw returns to Chicago tonight. Here is what I believe to be the official preview:

http://www.kayfabenews.com/chicago-raw-crowd-expected-lively-annoying/

When Monday Night Raw, the flagship weekly program of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), rolls into Chicago tonight, the live audience is expected to be pumped-up, boisterous, and extremely annoying to the worldwide television audience.

Chicago fans are anticipating tonight’s show with as much enthusiasm and passion as television viewers are dreading it — and for precisely the same reasons.

At a tailgate party outside Chicago’s Allstate Arena, hundreds of beer-fuelled fans are already warming up with hollers of “CM Punk!” and “What?!” — chants with which they intend to ruin the show for everyone watching at home.

When the program goes live at 8pm EDT, the fans will almost certainly begin trying to one-up each by pointlessly shouting the names of commentators, referees, Randy Savage, and blurting whichever other irrelevant syncopated three-to-flour-syllable exclamations cross their minds.

The Chicago fans will also likely taunt Ryback with chants of “Goldberg,” mistakenly believing that they are being somehow witty and original.

The fans are expected to take a brief, three-minute break from being annoying for the Divas’ match, during which they’ll be dead quiet.

I may just polish up my new WWE Network subscription (for which I paid only 9.99!) and watch some old Saturday Night's Main Event.

[XL]

Something about that Official preview seems off. Probably the spelling mistakes.

[ron the dial]

the fans will be at least as entertaining as the show, if not moreso. i don't blame them for that.

[Theo Dious]

Leave me alone, I've been drinking and it's the last day of my vacation.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ryback :(

[ClockShot]

So, it's not a magic show? And by that I mean, we won't be told the secret of how Dean Ambrose escaped the locker room last week? I gotta wait for that fucking masked guy to tell me the secret on a FOX special?!

Whatever.

[el bobbo]

So, it's not a magic show? And by that I mean, we won't be told the secret of how Dean Ambrose escaped the locker room last week? I gotta wait for that fucking masked guy to tell me the secret on a FOX special?!

Whatever.

You should have watched Main Event.

Highlight for spoiler:
"There was a back door. I'm not Houdini."

[#1-norm-fan]

Though in 2 years when WWE gets bored and does an impersonation gimmick with him, HouDEANi will be a fun one.

[owenbrown]

love that this is the Raw thread for July 29th instead of September 29th :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Checking up on the actual preview and tonight is about some keymaster thingy, boring or not Bellas stuff, and for some reason John Cena vs the World.

[el bobbo]

The Authority is kicking off the show. We're off to a truly original start.

[el bobbo]

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

[ClockShot]

Ugh. October. Breast Cancer Month.

Pink ropes, pink armbands, pink pins, pink ring attire.

[el bobbo]

Ugh. October. Breast Cancer Month.

Pink ropes, pink armbands, pink pins, pink ring attire.

Just remember, 5 percent of the money you donate goes to awareness to breast cancer... or some shit like that.

[ClockShot]

Just remember, 5 percent of the money you donate goes to awareness to breast cancer... or some shit like that.

So, where's the rest of the $9.99 go?

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The briefcase is a symbol that represents this business: dented, banged up &amp; empty. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/516741021908996096">September 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[el bobbo]

So, where's the rest of the $9.99 go?

To keep all of your favorite Superstars in the doghouse.

[owenbrown]

kinda wanted to do a google hangout chat for Raw :-\

[ClockShot]

In other news, the "Vince & Linda McMahon Center for Women & Children" opened today here in Connecticut. Willing to bet there's gonna be a plug for that sometime in the near future.

[Dark One]

Hahaha. I saw something about them trying to squash Colt Cabana shit on Raw, and then there's a giant Colt Cabana head in the front row.

Oh Internet, never change.

[Corndad]

AJ Lee is gonna get the pop of the night.

[ClockShot]

HA! Fooled the fans on that one.

[Cool King]

Triple H looking captivated during Stephanie's promo tonight.

http://oi58.tinypic.com/65sxs6.jpg

[Dark One]

AJ Lee is gonna get the <strike>pop</strike> CM Punk chant of the night.

[Emperor Smeat]

Never noticed before but those pauses in Rollins theme sound really odd and/or bad. Seems like the song is about to loop or skipped when it happens.

[Cool King]

AJ Lee is gonna get the pop of the night.

And her match will also be drowning in CM Punk chants, sadly.

[ClockShot]

You're right about that one, Seth.

[ClockShot]

Items? Plural?

What exactly, besides a contract, is in there?

[Corndad]

And her match will also be drowning in CM Punk chants, sadly.

Exactly. Makes me think on one hand she won't even actually have a match tonight.

[KIRA]

I hate that Heyman and Brock are just gonna let Rollins slide on this you'd think Brock would wanna kick Rollin's teeth in.

Due to the sheer audacity

[Corndad]

Way to steal Ambrose's heat Cena.

[Cool King]

Exactly. Makes me think on one hand she won't even actually have a match tonight.

I was actually thinking that as I was typing out my last post.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>In WWE2K15 <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins">@WWERollins</a>'s finisher is &quot;run away&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/516743567113334784">September 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Innovator]

I hope that tonight starts the program with AJ getting so "crazy" with all of the Punk chants, she thinks she is CM Punk.

That or Paige GTSs her

[Cool King]

What do you guys think when you see pink?

[ClockShot]

What do you guys think when you see pink?

So many ways that question can be answered. :lol:

[Poit]

So, are Noble & Mercury officially the new Patterson & Brisco?

[Innovator]

JAMIE FUCKING NOBLE

[Innovator]

CESAROGUN

[ClockShot]

Noble & Mercury on briefcase retrieval.



This should be goooooood.

[Cool King]

Noble will get it done.

No problem.

[Corndad]

Every time I see Noble, all I can think about is...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HZnpKhDIM7c/StGQEoUlJnI/AAAAAAAAA2g/QbdSzmyF7nA/s320/Nidia-wwe-diva.jpg

[Innovator]

To RAW Crowd:

You gotta let him go. CM Punk is dead.

Love,

Me

[Corndad]

Love Sandow lol

[ClockShot]

Miz & Sandow are more in sync with their routine than the Usos.

[Cool King]

The best thing about The Miz is Damien Mizdow.

[Innovator]

Can we just have Sandow be the Miz? He does it better than the Miz

[Poit]

Hey Colt Cabana, how you doin'?

[el bobbo]

Items? Plural?

What exactly, besides a contract, is in there?

A sandwich. Maybe he hasn't embraced Internet porn and keeps his stash in there too.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: the bad camera switch made it seem like Ziggler randomly jumped into the turnbuckle.

[Cool King]

Most of my attention just goes to Mizdow during The Miz's matches.

[Poit]

Was that a one-armed tilt-a-whirl backbreaker? My goodness, Cesaro is just inhumanly strong.

[owenbrown]

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[ClockShot]

That was a good match.

[owenbrown]

I wanted Cesaro to win

[Corndad]

I said " HEEVE U SEEEEN DEEN AMBROSE"

[owenbrown]

please tell me they are not the new Patterson and Brisco...

[Dark One]

THEY AREN'T A GANG JAMIE. IT'S OKAY.

[Poit]

So when will it be time for a Great Khali employment clock?

[owenbrown]

Why am I live streaming my ugly mug when no one is watching? :lol:

[Poit]

please tell me they are not the new Patterson and Brisco...

Please stop complaining about everything good.

[Cool King]

I love that Jamie Noble is on TV more these days.

Also, just from that little segment, I think I may like the duo of Noble & Mercury.

Hopefully, they become "a thing".

[ClockShot]

OH NO!

What happened to Harper?!

[Dark One]

Why am I live streaming my ugly mug when no one is watching? :lol:

please tell me they are not the new Patterson and Brisco...

Mystery solved.

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose is inside the picture of himself behind them.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good Wyatts video. The group needed a reboot after the past few months.

[ClockShot]

Nice burn, Hunter.

[owenbrown]

Damien Mizdow doing all the talking :lol:

[owenbrown]

Hardee's/Carl's Jr. trying a bit too hard lately for their overpriced burgers

[Innovator]

NATTIES HUSBAND IS ON RAW!!!!!

[Corndad]

Its kinda sad I already know one Raw match just by watching Divas night before.

Also. MY GOD ROSA

[Cool King]

Well hello there, Layla.

[Corndad]

LOL at Tyson actually playing this up outside the ring

[owenbrown]

poll: will there be a wardrobe malfunction in this match?

[el bobbo]

Oh my god I don't give a shit about this match.

[ClockShot]

So is Tyson Kidd like a walking Apple advertisement or something?

[Corndad]

Someone lost their hair lol

[KIRA]

Tyson looks and sounds like a serial killer on Total Divas

Am I the only one seeing that?

[Poit]

"Nattie's husband" chants on Raw :lol:

[Droford]

behind a bit, but Cesaro needs a stunt double called Bizaro

[owenbrown]

thank you for letting us know the new iphone is out, WWE

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>So happy <a href="https://twitter.com/KiddWWE">@kiddwwe</a> is here with me at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> in Chicago... We are both obsessed w the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWENetwork?src=hash">#WWENetwork</a> ... $9.99 baby! <a href="http://t.co/w8wX4BTsiu">pic.twitter.com/w8wX4BTsiu</a></p>&mdash; Nattie (@NatbyNature) <a href="https://twitter.com/NatbyNature/status/516750106117558273">September 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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So JBL ended up accidentally bashing the WWE Network since that and not video games is what Tyson was doing.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Tyson Kidd being on RAW. Hopefully he gets to be on RAW more and involved in more than just Total Divas related matches.

[Lock Jaw]

He's doing a real great job on NXT, and I think his character could be a great IC/US Title contender/champion if they actually gave him the chance to shine like he does on NXT.

[Cool King]

Why can't they just say "stole", instead of "pirated".

"pirated" makes it sound like he downloaded a torrent of the contract and then printed it.

[ClockShot]

Dean's Deals. Limited time only! EVERYTHING MUST GO! $9.99!

[Corndad]

Ambrose is so much better a face then I thought he would be. I love it.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Corndad]

CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION

[ClockShot]

Cruiserweight division?!

[KIRA]

Its got kiddie porn in it doesn't it Seth you twisted bastard.

[Innovator]

Just legit popped for the Cruiserweight line

[Lock Jaw]

Everything Rollins used to carry in his pouches is now in his briefcase

[Cool King]

C'mon Dean, the Cruiserweight division was great.

[owenbrown]

IT'S A TRAP, DEAN!

[KIRA]

Get in there Noble!

[Corndad]

Would have been smart to give out what's left of Punk's merch

[Cool King]

That guy is so lucky.

He got a free bag.

[Poit]

Jerry Lawler is not allowed to critique others' clothing.

[ClockShot]

Those the same rent-a-cops from last week?

[owenbrown]

oh good the developmental rent a cops are here :lol:

[KIRA]

rosebuds lol

[owenbrown]

kayfabe, Dean :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha calling them Rosebuds...

[ClockShot]

Ya guys ever see From Russia With Love?

[Lock Jaw]

He has rigged the case to explode

[ClockShot]

YES!

[KIRA]

I think we all know what needs to happen now Mercury/Noble tag team.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ambrose's reaction

[owenbrown]

"dye pack" in the briefcase?

[Corndad]

Ambrose's Face right there was PRICELESS.

[Lock Jaw]

He's been slimed

[Innovator]

Poor Seth got the Hulk bukkake

[Poit]

Poor Seth got the Hulk bukkake

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/4a896456531f0425f89df8f578ae08cd/6562%20-%20autoplay_gif%20brock_lesnar%20gif%20pyro%20smackdown%20wwe.gif

[Dark One]

I'd like to thank Roman Reigns intestine for trying to escape and giving us this segment.

[Innovator]

Doesn't Ambrose know he can't do that on television?

[owenbrown]

Rollins getting hit with that Nickelodeon slime?

[teamXtremist]

Why does Ambrose and Rollins music sound soo similar to me ?

[KIRA]

He filled it with the toxic Nickelodeon gak

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose theme always reminds me of HHH's "Time to Play the Game" theme. Everytime I try to hum Abrose's theme, I change to HHH.

[KIRA]

Why does Ambrose and Rollins music sound soo similar to me ?
Because CFO$ are talentless hacks

#bringbackJohnston

[Corndad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByvivOKCcAAGAFg.jpg

[el bobbo]

Seth's vibrator

[Cool King]

Cole, snorting away at that joke.

[KIRA]

Randy Orton reduced to elite mook status

[owenbrown]

"electric razor" or Steph sneak a toy in there? :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

#RollinsDildo trending on Twitter

[dronepool]

I'll be at RAW next week. :-D

[Lock Jaw]

Bo Dallas really likes Rusev's scraps

[KIRA]

#RollinsDildo trending on Twitter

I'd give anything to have Cole announce that as trending

[Corndad]

Mark Henry is gonna DESTROY.

[owenbrown]

I BOLIEVE that Bo Dallas is going to join the Hall of Pain tonight :'(

[Cool King]

So is this Bo's thing now?

He has a short feud with whoever loses to Rusev?

[Corndad]

Is it in his contact Bo has to be the next feud for anyone after Rusev?

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Bo Dallas taking on another client for his BOlieving tour of 2014.

[slik]

can bo dallas just harrassing whoever loses to rusev become a thing

[KIRA]

wHAT!?

[Shisen Kopf]

Still think mizzark and big show should be The Natural Disasters 2.0. Mudslide and Blizzard. You can guess who gets which name.

[Cool King]

What the hell!?

[owenbrown]

WHAT?!

[Lock Jaw]

BOLIEVE!!

[slik]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Greatest Moment in RAW History!

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE!

[Lock Jaw]

Mark Henry now becomes a Boliever. Book it.

[KIRA]

Christly in the flimsiest glass closet ever.

[Droford]

did Cole just say..bad news?

[Lock Jaw]

Just got a Super Rare Dean Ambrose

#PlayingWWEGameOnPhoneWhileWatchingWWEOnTV

[el bobbo]

Go back to Renee

[Lock Jaw]

Mark Henry now becomes a Boliever. Book it.

Never mind, I guess.

[Corndad]

Brie Mode?? LOL This is a song now???

[Lock Jaw]

Kind of catchy.... for a Diva's theme.

[Cool King]

I always forget how terrible Brie's theme is until I hear it on Raw.

[KIRA]

Stardust is channeling Frank Gorshin so hard he's practically the second coming.

[Cool King]

There's still no news about the WWE Network in the UK.

I thought Cole & Co. were going to mention something there, but they didn't. They just said to go to WWE.com for details.

I've done that before and I just get told how to watch Hell in a Cell.

[slik]

Annabelle looks really dumb.

[KIRA]

I feel bad for the crowd having to sit through Brie's theme

[Cool King]

Bewbs.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/zAf16ys.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-9-14)

[Lock Jaw]

Well. This should be a fantastic match.

[Corndad]

Oh God. The Team of Wrestling Death.

[Cool King]

Oh sweet Christ.

[KIRA]

Just mad cause Cena won't give her his baby gravy

[Droford]

Eva and Cameron..oh no

[Poit]

Cameron & Eva Marie... can Brie possibly make it through this match without getting injured?

[Corndad]

Why would they put this match in front of the Chicago crowd will be shocked if doesn't get scorched.

[Cool King]

STD's dream match here.

[owenbrown]

am I hearing things or is there a we want A.J. chant right now?

[Droford]

I feel bad for the crowd having to sit through Brie's theme

they cut away to a commercial on the tron during TV commercials and start the theme back before they come back live

[KIRA]

How does Eva Marie keep getting on tv is she blowing the bookers?

[Cool King]

am I hearing things or is there a we want A.J. chant right now?

They want AJ, so they have a "reason" to chant for CM Punk.

[Cool King]

How does Eva Marie keep getting on tv is she blowing the bookers?

http://i.imgur.com/LkW21Uk.gif

[KIRA]

they cut away to a commercial on the from during TV commercials and start the theme back before they come back live

Good to know they aren't cruel

[Lock Jaw]

HOAK HOGAAAAN

[FourFifty]

Caught up with Raw.

I hate Brie Bella's theme song.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>This Titus O'Neil package would be more impactful if we didn't have him constantly jobbing to a giant Bunny. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/516764462972301312">September 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

This Dracula movie looks...just terrible.

[FourFifty]

IT'S THE BUNNY!

[Dark One]

This is amazing. Slater Gator has a theme and a secondary tron that's amazing.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA The Gator

[Lock Jaw]

YESSSSS Slater Gator mashup theme w/Mini-Gator!

[Droford]

groan...

[owenbrown]

really?! :lol:

[Poit]

Is this awesome or awful? I can't tell.

[Cool King]

Great theme and now a great mascot!

[Dark One]

And a mini-gator? Shit. Future tag champs.

[FourFifty]

Is anyone (else) following The Bunny on twitter?

[Dark One]

And Jesse Jackson? This is insane.

[FourFifty]

Is this awesome or awful? I can't tell.

Are you sober?

I'm kinda not, and it's kinda awesome.

[Corndad]

I'll take random people in the front row for $100, Alex

[dronepool]

Oh man...

[Poit]

I've decided on awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is anyone (else) following The Bunny on twitter?

What does he talk about, carrots and beating up Slator Gator?

[FourFifty]

On another note- does anyone know where to get the shirt Sami Zayn wore on NXT 2 weeks ago? The one with the Palestinian flag and the peace sign.

[Cool King]

JBL's "Hip-Hop" joke goes over the heads of Rose and Cole.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/8pG6lC2.png

[Cool King]

Yessss!

[Lock Jaw]

Titus showing why he was awarded a Humanitarian Award

[KIRA]

Chicago must be asleep theyve put up with some shit tonight.

Slater Gator has a theme!

[Lock Jaw]

I like how JBL still has no idea what twerking is

[Lock Jaw]

Reverend just turned heel on Titus O'Neil

[Cool King]

I'd love it if the bunny's head fell off.

[Corndad]

http://i.imgur.com/8pG6lC2.png

I love the bunny is right beside Lesnar LOL

[Droford]

I wonder if whoever's the bunny is wearing a mask under the bunny head just in case it flies off

[el bobbo]

The bunny is competing with Monday Night Football.

[Emperor Smeat]

So this Bunny push is leading to a Rumble and Mania win for the Bunny?

#BunnyMania

[slik]

I wonder how Jesse Jackson would feel about Rusev defeating Mark Henry?

[slik]

WWE going after the furry demographic hardcore

[KIRA]

The musician/musicians that recorded that 9.99 song have got to be the biggest sellouts ever.

[Droford]

So this Bunny push is leading to a Rumble and Mania win for the Bunny?

#BunnyMania

I can't wait for Sandow to dress up as Elmer Fudd.

[slik]

in the John Cena vs Rusev feud, is Cena going to Photoshop Lana in a stars and stripes bikini?

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>If the slit in Lana's skirt were any higher you'd see her Putin. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/516768412500910080">September 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Innovator]

I hope Rusev hops into his Mech to fight big show

[Corndad]

Big Show vs Bo Dallas... Sometime next month.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha ha Show's face after Rusev said he would kick him in the groin

[Cool King]

Rusev.

http://youtu.be/4n8BPv43vhE?t=5s

[KIRA]

We don't speak Russian "We are too stupid to learn a second language"

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ no promised groin kick

[owenbrown]

cue international incident in 3....2....1....

[Dark One]

Big Show about to start an international incident. Putin's not going to tolerate that shit.

[Dark One]

I need Lana's reaction as a GIF.

[Cool King]

Again with the "pirated".

I can imagine some kid watching this, then the next day after school, telling his mother "Some kid pirated my lunch money".

[el bobbo]

I muted the show an hour ago so I could watch cam whores.

[Cool King]

Renee. :y:

[Lock Jaw]

Renee looking lovely

[Droford]

Nobody takes food off my plate was a line written for Ryback..

[Lock Jaw]

I muted the show an hour ago so I could watch cam whores.

But do they have bunnies, bulls, and alligators?


...... They might.

[slik]

I like the colors of Cena's shirt (grey/pink) but not that silly "never give up" crap

[Cool King]

I checked out the travel packages for WrestleMania a few days ago and for the first time ever, I can actually afford it, along with plane tickets and spending money.

Though I'll mostly likely just save up for a later WrestleMania, so I have even more money.

And also so I have someone to go with. :(

[el bobbo]

But do they have bunnies, bulls, and alligators?


...... They might.

They have the same thing that Seth Rollins had in the briefcase.

[Cool King]

They have the same thing that Seth Rollins had in the briefcase.

An electric razor?

If so, then I hate to tell you this man, but those are dudes.

[Dark One]

Long live Dean Ambrose, king of the internet.

[Cool King]

Oh good.

CM Punk chants ahoy!

[Bad News Gertner]

Slater Gator Faggots!

[Lock Jaw]

I checked out the travel packages for WrestleMania a few days ago and for the first time ever, I can actually afford it, along with plane tickets and spending money.

Though I'll mostly likely just save up for a later WrestleMania, so I have even more money.

And also so I have someone to go with. :(

Yeah, for the first time, I could too. However, I have a wedding to attend around that time, and thus don't want to use all my vacation at the same time.

[KIRA]

JOY!!!!!

[slik]

Ambrose carries himself like a complete star and doesn't look out of place in the main event at all. Far from looking intimidated or nervous next to Cena he actually outshines Cena.

[Cool King]

Noooo, don't associate Alicia Fox with Paige! :(

[Cool King]

Eh?

It's been pushed back a month!?

[Cool King]

Alicia wins!

[Droford]

random mt dew

[Dark One]

Noooo, don't associate Alicia Fox with Paige! :(

My first thought was "Man, Cool King is going to be conflicted."

[KIRA]

YES!!!!1

[Cool King]

Am I wrong in thinking that the Diva's that aren't involved in Total Divas have the gimmick of being crazy in some way?

[Lock Jaw]

Alicia with some nice cans

[Droford]

miz's voice sounds weird

[owenbrown]

fuck off Sheamus

[Lock Jaw]

HOOOOOOGAAAANNNNN

[slik]

wonder if Hogan will flub his lines tonight...

"Feels great being here in Minneapolis at the Farmers Insurance Arena"

[Tom Guycott]

So, if King says "Miz's stunt double needs a stunt double", are they actually going to do this?

[Cool King]

wonder if Hogan will flub his lines tonight...

"Feels great being here in Minneapolis at the Farmers Insurance Arena"

"If you actually think that I was just the right gay guy...."