Who should be in The Miz's entourage?

[Poit]

This week's Question of the Week comes from TLP listener FourFifty:

Question Of The Week:

If you were to make an entourage for The Miz, who would be in it? No more than four people, not including Miz.

[Dukelorange]

Zack Ryder
Damien Sandow
Ryback
Summer Rae

[Poit]

Explanations of why people are there are encouraged. :)

[drave]

How about Miz being Mike Sandow. Clearly the roles are reversed and Sandow would be a much better talent to push.

It would appear after last week's RAW that the creative writing teams plague of "we have nothing for you" is working in his favor.... at least for that HOT crowd. I attribute the awesomeness of RAW's crowd to DroneWYATT.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Alex Riley, John Morrison as the sycophants. Big Show as the body-guard.

I like the idea of people latching onto Miz to get back into the company and him spending a ridiculous sum of money to purchase the protection of someone like Big Show.

In addition to that I humbly suggest:

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[#1-norm-fan]

Damien Sandow as his stunt double
David Otunga as his lawyer
Eva Marie as his leading lady (Keeps her on TV but out of the ring. Perfect.)
The Great Khali as his bodyguard (See above)

[Hanso Amore]

Khali is too established and too big of an "attraction" tpo be a bodyguard.

What story makes sense that Khali would need the bodyguard money?

Now a guy debuting from NXT or something would make sense as a bodyg uard. Some oaf that needs money.

[#1-norm-fan]

Khali barely gets TV time because he can't wrestle worth a shit. They want him on TV though. Perfect solution.

And what story makes sense that Sandow would need stunt double money? I've never known anyone to question why a wrestling bodyguard is doing it since they "don't need the money"... but if it's that important to you, I guess there are easy ways to make a story as to why he's broke and needs the money.

[el bobbo]

E, Turtle and Johnny Drama.

[Bad News Gertner]

Mizdow of course
Tyler Breeze: model/Hollywood socialite
Kenny Bolin: agent. Look him up. He's amazing.
Maryse: his hott wife.

[Vastardikai]

Better idea:

Tyler Breeze: The big star.
Damian Sandow: His intellectual Advisor
Eva Marie: His arm candy
The Miz: His limo driver

[XL]

Sandow as Stunt Double.
Ezekial Jackson as Bodyguard.
David O'Tunga as his agent.
Alex Riley as lackey-hanger-on.

He'd feud with Breeze, who can't understand how Miz can be an A List celeb when he's such an "Uggo".

[Simple Fan]

If it happan it could lead to suvivor series match against the rose buds

[Shisen Kopf]

Slater Gator, Mizdow, and the Miz would be excellent.

[Emperor Smeat]

Tyler Breeze as Miz's fashion counselor.
Bailey as Miz's hugging counselor.
Adam Rose as Miz's party planner.
Bo Dallas as Miz's inspirational advice adviser.

[Tom Guycott]

Slater Gator, Mizdow, and the Miz would be excellent.

Really, I see this actually working.

Heath can be Sandow's stunt double, while Titus is the obvious bodyguard muscle-slash-straight man to Slater fucking up Damien's perfect stunt doubling.

As for the requisite female, I don't see the arm charm thing so much as an overworked assistant... complete with business casual clothes, an itenerary on a tablet, and Miz's (and Mizdow's) latte. Honestly, an unknown/lesser NXT tiered extra would work here. Possibly even a repackaged Emma. Not just because I don't want to see Eva Marie on my TV by any means ever (in ring or otherwise- she really isn't hot), but a potential possible breakout when she gets fed up with being coffee gopher and ringside manacurist and literal bag carrier and human shield and additional unwitting ringside distraction.

[FourFifty]

I'm just assuming that Damien Sandow goes on to beat Brock Lesnar for the title at HIAC, and leaves the Miz. So this is a Mizdow free group, all from NXT.

Bodyguard- Bull Demsy
He's a big, mean looking guy. Has a little more face time than Baron Corbin, and that diving headbutt looks sick. He doesn't have to like The Miz. He's just a hired gun.

Agent- Sylvester LeFort
I want to see him in a non wrestling role. He's disciple, sleazy, and French. Everything about him, even before he steps in the ring, makes me want to drown kittens. Let him be a mouth piece. He'll be a cheap heat magnet, takes the occasional bump, and just be an accessory.

The Protege OR Fanboy- Jason Jordan/Tyson Kidd
As of Jason Jordan- I don't know what it is, but I love this guy. I want to see him given every chance to excel. He can be the new Mizdow. Give him a chance.
Kidd- Fuck, give him a chance, I guess. Dunno.

Possible Gold Diggger- Sasha Banks
She's trying to get ahead, possibly by giving The Miz head. She could be any random diva, but she has a lot of fun personality that just fits the bill.


LEFT OFF THE LIST- TYLER BREEZE
He does not need to be a part of the Straight to DVD crew. Dude has too much talent to the The Miz's bitch.<br%3

[Ultra Mantis]

Keep Sandow as the stunt double because he's incredible in the role. Bring back Morrison as the washed up Johnny Drama type hanging onto his coat tails. Sprinkle in some solid legal advice from David Otunga, who would also be constantly stood off centre in front of the camera presenting the rest of the group. Prince Devitt is the make up artist who starts off pretty regular then goes off the rails into his New Japan gimmick.

Then I'd probably replace Miz with Fandango because Miz is the worst part of his own entourage and that's just silly.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fandango discovers ballroom dancing is not paying the bills and decides he's going to get into acting instead becoming a student/follower of The Miz before turning on him and stealing his entourage ala Rock and Farooq...

I like it.

[dronepool]

The Miz- The Miz

Damien Sandow- Stunt double
David Otunga- Advisor/Lawyer
Ryback- The muscle
Curtis Axel- The muscle

The conversations between Damien Sandow/David Otunga would be priceless.

[Hanso Amore]

If they could get the miz on dancing with the stars then that brings in fandango nicely.

[loopydate]

Mizdow - Stunt double
Otunga - Legal counsel
Bo Dallas - Self-help guru
Bayley - Put-upon personal assistant who, deep down, just wants to be hugged

[FourFifty]

I'm going to go ahead and re-do my list with WWE Alumni... TLP- just pick which ever one you want.


Stylist- Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
Who else knows more about style than a barber... a barber who just happens to be an cancerous growth on Hulk Hogan's left butt cheek.

Bodyguard- The Big Boss Man
he's a retired prison guard. Just a natural fit. He can do the cheap shot with his nightstick, use handcuffs, and pepper spray a bitch if need be (if he wasn't dead...).

Fiscal Adviser- IRS
His bitch- Virgil
.......these requires no explanation.

[Tom Guycott]

To be totally honest, I would really like to see Miz become a full time manager with his current gimmick.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So, the Miz becomes Ari Gold.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So the real question is who is the Vincent Chase in the Miz's agency.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Any idea without Miz Girl is going to fail.

[Ermaximus]

So the real question is who is the Vincent Chase in the Miz's agency.

The Rock

[Mr. Nerfect]

Damien Sandow as his stunt double
David Otunga as his lawyer
Eva Marie as his leading lady (Keeps her on TV but out of the ring. Perfect.)
The Great Khali as his bodyguard (See above)

This is actually really great. Khali even has film roles to tie him in. I'd really like them to bring in Maryse again, but if you can't have her, then Eva Marie is pretty perfect.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'll give it a go:

The Miz - Obviously.
David Otunga - The Miz's legal adviser, which is an important role.
Heath Slater - Rock star and party animal.
Titus O'Neil - Tag partner to Slater and muscle for The Miz.
Eva Marie - If you can't get Maryse.

Part of me would like to see Alex Riley in a role, just because it's one thing he could do well with history behind it, but I'm not sure how crucial it really is.