WWE RAW 10/27 featuring Cena remembering he hates Rollins, two lunatics on the loose, and a pink Hogan

[Emperor Smeat]

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Tonight at 8/7 CT Cena battles Rollins

Just one night after John Cena and Seth Rollins each entered Hell in a Cell on WWE Network, the Cenation leader clashes with The Authority's Seth Rollins. Also on Raw, WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan makes a special appearance!

The long, hard road out of “Hell” begins in San Antonio, when Raw convenes for the first time since the career-altering events of WWE Hell in a Cell 2014. From an international collision that ended in shocking fashion to a pair of Hell in a Cell Matches from which no Superstar emerged the same as when they entered, WWE’s October staple was truly a Halloween horror come early. Yet the future has already begun to take shape, as a challenger for Brock Lesnar’s WWE World Heavyweight Title has been determined and one long-running rivalry has given way to a horrifying new one. What lies in store for the WWE Universe now that Hell has had its fill for at least another year?

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All this and a dancing R-Truth on the WWE Network for the low, low price of $9.99
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[Droford]

I think Ryback will return as well

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dunno about anyone else but I get the sense that the start of Brie's 30 days of servitude will go somewhere along the lines of Nikki testing Brie's limits, and late in day 30, on November 24th during RAW, we see Brie about to quit again, but Bryan returns and makes some sort of heroic save or something.

Maybe not, it's just the first possibility for the storyline that occurred to me once I found out that Nikki had defeated Brie last night.

[Droford]

The stupid thing is, Brie quit once before and came back. So oh no if she gets fed up and quits again, she'll be back.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She only was able to come back because she held Steph ransom. If she's gone this time. She'd have to think something similar up again.

[Volare]

Nikki/Brie will be a shitter mirrored version of Wyatt/Bryan.

[Tom Guycott]

This will only be interesting if Nikki starts acting, dressing, and more importantly SPEAKING like Scott Steiner. "I don't have 30 days and 30 nights for my sister!"

[Corndad]

Thinking going forward... My predictions. Will see how many of these actually happen.

Ambrose/Bray (Obvious)
Orton works way into Brock/Cena match
Rollins may get a mini fued with someone to keep busy... maybe Kane who turns Tweener till Orton goes face after Survivor Series
Henry or Show turn on each other to set up a feud
Rusev/Sheamus? Goes after US Title to rename it or something?
Ziggler/Cesaro continues. Adds Miz?
Divas will be all thrown into Brie/Nikki Team Survivor Series Match

[Ruien]

Why do people hate the Bella storyline. It's actually quiet good and excellent for a diva storyline.

[ClockShot]

Like to see Brie do a throwback and get the Stacy Keibler/Miss Hancock hot secretary thing going on with this "assistant" gimmick.

It'll probably be the opposite of what I'm thinking, however.

[Droford]

lol Cena gets to face Rollins tonight anyway..whoopdidoo

[Dark One]

Time to play my favorite game: Which stream doesn't look like it's being played on a potato.

[Corndad]

This is the most TV time Noble has ever got lol

[ClockShot]

Seth's music isn't all that imposing. Needs to change it up.

[Cool King]

Bunny in the crowd.

http://oi58.tinypic.com/a2asd3.jpg

[Cool King]

This is the most TV time Noble has ever got lol

It's great, isn't it?

[Corndad]

It's great, isn't it?

Abso-freakin-lutely.

[Lock Jaw]

Steph looking good tonight..... (like every night)

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh. Orton's pissed.

[Cool King]

Orton's had too much coffee it seems.

[ClockShot]

Slow down, Randy. Don't wanna pop a gasket now.

[Lock Jaw]

Orton going banana!

[Corndad]

Welp Orton's face turn is gonna be quicker then I thought

[Lock Jaw]

"We Hate Cena" black fan in the front row tonight. Odds on Cena posing in front of him? 100%.

[Cool King]

"bastard" didn't get muted.

[Dark One]

I'll calm down when he's dead

Well that escalated quickly.

[Droford]

Orton's fired up

[ClockShot]

Hey now.

[Lock Jaw]

Loving Orton right now. Like when he shows some actual emotion.

[Poit]

OUTTA NOWHERE.

[Lock Jaw]

Should rename RAW "Everybody Hates Seth"

[Dark One]

Loving Orton right now. Like when he shows some actual emotion.

Fact.

Pretty good opening segment.

[Cool King]

Seth falling like a sack of shit.

[Droford]

for a second I thought he rko'ed HHH

[Clerk]

Randy is awesome.

[Dark One]

I would really love for Dean Ambrose to take his Jamie Noble mask off and DDT Rollins.

[Corndad]

Kinda hoped Ambrose's music would hit would finish off Rollins there just for a little more closure but That was cool.

[owenbrown]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!

[ClockShot]

World's Strongest Show is reunited.

I'm happy.

[Corndad]

Nope. No way they turn on each other in that match. No way at all.

[Lock Jaw]

Dean Ambrose vs. John Cena..... winner gets to fight Seth Rollins.... loser gets a chance to be #1 contender and then gets to fight Seth Rollins the next night

[Cool King]

Big Show & Mark Henry on a team tonight?

This won't end in one turning on the other.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to assume Cena is going to quickly forget about Rollins again after tonight but that opening segment was great.

This is the most TV time Noble has ever got lol

Same for Mercury.

[Poit]

Wait, Henry booked this match to settle a disagreement with his friend?

[Lock Jaw]

STAND BACK!! THERE'S A HEEL TURN COMING THROUGH!!

[KIRA]

Look at Henry skulking to the ring yep that heel turn shes a comin

[Cool King]

Those USA chants will show those evil foreigners Goldust & Stardust.

[Poit]

This match has to make Cody feel young.

[Cool King]

Cole is so shit at riddles.

[Lock Jaw]

I like Stardust's Riddler gimmick. Waiting for King to go "Of course! Stamps! Stardust is planning on robbing the post office!"

[KIRA]

On another note Henry claims he didn't come up with the Silverback nickname and was uncomfortable with it...The WWE is racist Del Rio was right.

[ClockShot]

BIZNASS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP HUUUUR!

[#1-norm-fan]

Those USA chants will show those evil foreigners Goldust & Stardust.

Both of whom I believe were born in the exact state Raw is taking place tonight.

[KIRA]

Those USA chants will show those evil foreigners Goldust & Stardust.

Yea they come here from....the....cosmos????...and think they can hang in Murica!

[Lock Jaw]

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OUTTA NOWHERE

[Poit]

Yea they come here from....the....cosmos????

ILLEGAL ALIENS

[Cool King]

I like the blue that's been added to Stardust's attire.

It's a really nice touch.

[Lock Jaw]

ILLEGAL ALIENS

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[Corndad]

Show has looked more mobile since he came back. Impressive.

And there is the Heel Turn...

[ClockShot]

:'(

[Poit]

World's strongest heel turn

[Poit]

Show has looked more mobile since he came back. Impressive.

Yeah, I like that he started doing the spear again in that sequence.

[Poit]

Hey Corndad, have we ever disagreed about something?

[Cool King]

I like this.

I always enjoy Heel Mark Henry.

[KIRA]

Marks theme is so much more relevant and enjoyable when he's a heel.

[Lock Jaw]

Mark Henry for champ

[dronepool]

I knew Henry would turn, but should have been last night.

[Emperor Smeat]

This must be the end result of the Bo Dallas Inspirational workout. Now Henry is ready to avenge America against Rusev.

Would laugh if Bo came out to consult Big Show though.

[Lock Jaw]

THAT JEZEBELLE, MARK HENRY!!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!

[Corndad]

Hey Corndad, have we ever disagreed about something?

Um... Now you mention it... I can't really think of anything. Maybe who you have as Tops in Tipsters. Get the fix in already for ya boi! :wave:

Great Minds think a like I guess. Simple minds do as well but I'm gonna sway towards the first and stop there :y:

[ClockShot]

...........I was expecting "THAT'S WHAT I DO!"

[Poit]

Um... Now you mention it... I can't really think of anything. Maybe who you have as Tops in Tipsters. Get the fix in already for ya boi! :wave:

Great Minds think a like I guess. Simple minds do as well but I'm gonna sway towards the first and stop there :y:

:y:

Tops? I think you and I have different definitions of that word. :p

[dronepool]

VIA satellite

[Corndad]

:y:

Tops? I think you and I have different definitions of that word. :p

You probably are right. LOL Guess we don't agree on everything after all.

[Corndad]

Rollins has like 15 feuds going on right now.

[Droford]

clearly the WWE thinks the money feud out of the breakup of the shield is Rollins/Reigns

[Cool King]

Alicia. Nice. :y:

[Cool King]

*mute*

[Dark One]

Hey, a chant for AJ that's not "CM PUNK."

[Corndad]

Hey, a chant for AJ that's not "CM PUNK."

[Droford]

I bet the second Paige said the word Punk a bunch of bells and whistles went off backstage and Vince was yelling in Cole's ear

[KIRA]

Alicia vs AJ my divas dream match finally Go ALICIA show them who the real unhinged screeching she-demon is!

[Tom Guycott]

Nono, she meant "Punky Brewster"!

[Cool King]

Oh fuck you Paige.

[Tom Guycott]

Wait, what? How does this make sense?

[ClockShot]

Too much screaming.

[VSG]

OMG these kids are so annoying

[Tom Guycott]

3 way crazy dance at the next PPV?

[Cool King]

I miss the days when Alicia was chasing the Diva's Championship. :(

[KIRA]

NO NO NO! Why is Alicia the butt of this fued she should be dominating.

[Poit]

I miss the days when Alicia was chasing the Diva's Championship. :(

The undefined champion of divas.

[Mercenary]

I miss the days when Alica was full crazy

[Dark One]

Rollins has like 15 feuds going on right now.

Seth Rollins is King of the Prom.

[Emperor Smeat]

3 way crazy dance at the next PPV?

Winner gets to be the craziest best frienemy in the WWE.

[Tom Guycott]

I like Stardust's Riddler gimmick. Waiting for King to go "Of course! Stamps! Stardust is planning on robbing the post office!"

And who can stop the dastardly deeds of this painted puzzler?

"Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through!"

[Lock Jaw]

I totally sense a triple threat coming.... and I will love it....

[Dark One]

Can't wait for the Weekly Who-Gets-to-Murder-Seth-Rollins Battle Royal to start opening Raw every week.

[Tom Guycott]

I can no longer see Sophia Vegara in ANYTHING without thinking the mean tweet reply where she says "What's wrong with having a dick in my mouth?"

[Lock Jaw]

Loved the exchange where they asked Paige if she thought AJ had her number, and she just turns and says "My phone number?"

[ClockShot]

Anytime you're ready, Pauly. Anytime......

[KIRA]

I miss the days when Alica was full crazy

YOU TAKE THAT BACK she's still got plenty of crazy in her she's just not allowed to utilize it cause its too awesome.

And we can't have her messing up the two leading ladies.

[Tom Guycott]

"It may not be the last chapter in John Cena vs Randy Orton. .."

IWC collectively groans

[Emperor Smeat]

Took me a moment to figure out what Cena was talking about with sports. Completely forgot NBA season starts tomorrow.

[slik]

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[ClockShot]

You're not Paul Heyman.

[Cool King]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4672478/john-cena-stephanie-mcmahon-gangnam-style-o.gif

[Clerk]

How dare this bitch disrespect Cena

[Corndad]

Brock not gonna be paid for Survivor Series either, eh?

[KIRA]

Taste the power of the dark side John.

[Cool King]

Whenever I hear "Spurs", I just think of the football team.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Tottenham_Hotspur.svg/150px-Tottenham_Hotspur.svg.png

[owenbrown]

am I in the Twilight Zone?

[Innovator]

Steph is the greatest pro wrestler of all time

[Tom Guycott]

Took me a moment to figure out what Cena was talking about with sports. Completely forgot NBA season starts tomorrow.

NBA season actually ends? I thought it was year 'round like MLB seems to be.

[Corndad]

Didn't Heyman try this "Turn Heel Cena" Promo a few weeks ago?

[Emperor Smeat]

Brock not gonna be paid for Survivor Series either, eh?

Nope unless something suddenly gets changed.

[Dark One]

My girlfriend who is watching with me--her first wrestling show in like 15 years:

"This is boring. He should punch her in the face."

[KIRA]

Give into your feelings John your anger your hate use them....

[Tom Guycott]

Steph is the greatest pro wrestler of all time

Wrong... Shane is.

[Lock Jaw]

Pro-Cena town

[owenbrown]

John Cena heel turn?

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[Cool King]

I'd love it if Noble and Mercury come out of retirement for one match, just to be on "Team Authority" at Survivor Series.

[Tom Guycott]

Didn't Heyman try this "Turn Heel Cena" Promo a few weeks ago?

So did Bray Wyatt.

It will never work until Zeb Coulter tries it.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Yes, <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> is there for the fans. And the money. Lots and lots of money. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/526903259085041664">October 28, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[owenbrown]

John you pussy

[ClockShot]

Now's a good time for Orton to come down for another hit and run.

[KIRA]

Is the Audience nothing but children where are the boos for Cenas corny hero speech?

[Corndad]

Cena/Ambrose/Orton/Returning Reigns? vs Rollins/Kane/Noble/Mercury or Bray?

[KIRA]

I love them trying to break Cena

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha... shot of dude vigorously shaking his kid in the air

[Corndad]

Dig at Hogan.

[owenbrown]

bullshit.... John will still be around in 100 years burying the future

[Cool King]

I've just noticed that Triple H isn't wearing his wedding ring.

[ClockShot]

Who'd wanna team up with Cena?

[Tom Guycott]

I'd love it if Noble and Mercury come out of retirement for one match, just to be on "Team Authority" at Survivor Series.

Only if Nidia comes out with Jamie Noble, boy! Or if they "reform" MNM... and I mean Mercury, Noble, and Morrison.

[Cool King]

Who'd wanna team up with Cena?

Of the top of my head, Ambrose and The Usos.

[ClockShot]

If it ain't WWE2k15 commercials tonight, it's WWE K-Mart commercials.

[Corndad]

Would be a hell of a spot to pull a few guys from NXT up. Could go "HHH running things tried to keep them down" angle

[Cool King]

"Ambrose and The Usos", sounds like some kind of band or sitcom.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha... shot of dude vigorously shaking his kid in the air

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[Tom Guycott]

... and MNM Sandow! That's a Survivor Series team right there! (Including Seth)

[Lock Jaw]

Cena/Orton/Abrose/Usos vs. Rollins/Wyatt/Rusev/THE ASCENSION

[Dark One]

Pretty hilarious seeing a dude and his stunt double that looks nothing like him facing off with twins.

[owenbrown]

So the Super Usos gonna bury Miz/Sandow?

[ClockShot]

Hmph. We're talking about The Usos and Miz/Mizdow and poof. They're in the ring.

Ya guys got the script in your hands or something?

[KIRA]

Tag MIZDOW!

[Tom Guycott]

Nice. I love those "who won at the PPV?" Smackdown promos they show in the middle of RAW where those teasers were already answered on the show you're already watching.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Florida Georgia Line, Wiz Khalifa, and Fred Flintstone. &quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/TheQueenHEEL">@TheQueenHEEL</a>: Who do you think will join Team Cena?&quot;</p>&mdash; Nick Garrett-Jackson (@FearlessRiOT) <a href="https://twitter.com/FearlessRiOT/status/526905036459110400">October 28, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Orton's 'face turn' is a ruse to get Cena to pick him for Team Cena so he can turn on Cena and cause him to lose.

[Lock Jaw]

How dare they cut out The Usos' entrance....

[Tom Guycott]

Hmph. We're talking about The Usos and Miz/Mizdow and poof. They're in the ring.

Ya guys got the script in your hands or something?

Well, there's a guy here who WAS the anonymous RAW General Manager. ..

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Florida Georgia Line, Wiz Khalifa, and Fred Flintstone. &quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/TheQueenHEEL">@TheQueenHEEL</a>: Who do you think will join Team Cena?&quot;</p>&mdash; Nick Garrett-Jackson (@FearlessRiOT) <a href="https://twitter.com/FearlessRiOT/status/526905036459110400">October 28, 2014</a></blockquote>
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He'll swerve us all and recruit The Scooby Gang

[Droford]

HHH has to wrestle at the Survivor Series for team Authority. Because we need to start buildup for Cena vs HHH.

[Droford]

It'd also be funny if Lesnar wrestled for team Authority.

[Droford]

HHH/Lesnar/Rollins/Wyatt/Rusev vs Cena/Orton/Ambrose/Sheamus/Ziggler

If they did that it might just be 74 different kinds of awesome..too bad

[VSG]

My girlfriend who is watching with me--her first wrestling show in like 15 years:

"This is boring. He should punch her in the face."

Maybe she is into BDSM, and that was a hint.

[owenbrown]

THOSE CHEATING BASTARDS!

[Dark One]

Pretty hilarious seeing a dude and his stunt double that looks nothing like him facing off with twins.
Maybe she is into BDSM, and that was a hint.

This GIF makes a lot more sense in that context.

http://i.imgur.com/ZmvU2w0.gif

[KIRA]

Hogans next huh? piss break/feed my cat

[Corndad]

Dolph in a PPV Main Event isn't a bad thing.

[Droford]

hogan to announce the Gobbledygooker Memorial Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Match

[Dark One]

Best moment of that kid's life probably.

[KIRA]

Hogan these kids care less for you than I do get real

[Cool King]

Dolph in a PPV Main Event isn't a bad thing.

It's a good thing.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/473/263/ddp_awesomeface_display_image.jpg

[Corndad]

Well let me tell ya something MANIACS

[Corndad]

hogan to announce the Gobbledygooker Memorial Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Match

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Cool King]

brotherjackdude

[Cool King]

Stinky Beast?

[slik]

stinky beast brock lesnar

ugh

[KIRA]

It's a good thing.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/473/263/ddp_awesomeface_display_image.jpg

Holy shit his teeth are super white.

[Droford]

Hogan should rip off the pink shirt and have a big CANCERmania shirt on under it

ultimate heel turn

[slik]

Why are people running wild on me, what did I do to them?!

[Clerk]

Hulk hogan is a bum. Praising john cena like this and disrespecting Orton

[Dark One]

Hogan these kids care less for you than I do get real

http://media.giphy.com/media/ixyKI50z0EQPU3mVIQ/giphy.gif

Kid had a Hulk sign and full Hogan gear on. Come on.

[Tom Guycott]

I seriously thought he was gonna flub and say "Whatcha gonna do when Susan G. Komen's breasts run wild on you!"

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE NEXT!

[owenbrown]

I BOLIEVE in a Bo Dallas U.S. title reign :y: (just to get the title off Super Sheamus)

[KIRA]

http://media.giphy.com/media/ixyKI50z0EQPU3mVIQ/giphy.gif

Kid had a Hulk sign and full Hogan gear on. Come on.

My disdain for Hogan lets me ignore that.

[slik]

I love BO

So inspired right now

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE DAMMIT!

[Cool King]

Nearly shit myself a few minutes ago.

I was watching my stream when the audio made a long screeching noise and my entire PC froze. I had to reset my PC.

I thought I had caught some sort of virus from the stream, but now I'm currently scanning my entire PC, just to make sure.

[Dark One]

Girlfriend just asked if Bo Dallas is wearing diapers. This is going super well.

[Corndad]

RYBACK

[Poit]

Fucking yes. DA BIG GUY.

[Droford]

YAY I WAS RIGHT! THE BIG GUY! WOO

[Cool King]

Though I am now reminded that the UK is due the WWE Network on Saturday.

I've heard nothing else about it since hearing that it was pushed back to November.

Hopefully, they mention something about it tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Bo Time

[dronepool]

RYBACK EATS DALLAS

[slik]

NO to Ryback

[KIRA]

Feed me is back in his theme so he's a face again

[Cool King]

RYBACK!

[Lock Jaw]

THE BIG GUY!!!

[Dark One]

Aw shit. Face Ryback is back.

Bo Dallas is about to be BO-literated.

[Lock Jaw]

Like his theme better without the Feed me More in it. Sounds so much better.

[owenbrown]

ah fuck

[Cool King]

Girlfriend just asked if Bo Dallas is wearing diapers. This is going super well.

A friend of mine saw Bo on TV on Saturday and asked me the same thing.

[Tom Guycott]

Wow. Was going to make a joke about TPWW crashing, and my feed died after those 3 words...

[Droford]

does the back of Rybacks outfit say 'THAN NOW 4 LIFE'

lol

[Cool King]

It's great that Ryback is back, but it sucks that it pretty much puts and end to the great team that was RybAxel. :(

[Corndad]

Though I am now reminded that the UK is due the WWE Network on Saturday.

I've heard nothing else about it since hearing that it was pushed back to November.

Hopefully, they mention something about it tonight.

If it does, it will own your entire weekend. Will end up randomly watching 1995 PPVS for no rhyme or reason at all. It's fantastic.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ryback looks a bit odd being that slim.

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. RybAxel

[KIRA]

It's like they are rewinding Ryback

[slik]

not a RYfan

he will blow up after like 3 minutes probably

[Tom Guycott]

We have Reigns, we have Ryback... but the return *I'm* wondering about is Wade Barrett.

[Dark One]

not a RYfan

he will blow up after like 3 minutes probably

If I learned anything from the Goldberg Monday Night Wars episode, he should be good for at least like a year with that limitation.

[Lock Jaw]

Ryback to betray Team Cena at Survivor Series. You heard it here first.

[Corndad]

We have Reigns, we have Ryback... but the return *I'm* wondering about is Wade Barrett.

Miss that dude so much. Just as he was getting really over with the Bad News stuff.. Bam. He was the most entertaining guy on the entire show before the injury struck.

[Dark One]

We have Reigns, we have Ryback... but the return *I'm* wondering about is Wade Barrett.

I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

[Cool King]

R.I.P. RybAxel

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/975000/images/_978042_coffinthreepa300.jpg

:'(

[Tom Guycott]

If I learned anything from the Goldberg Monday Night Wars episode, he should be good for at least like a year with that limitation.

But we also learned WWE can ruin this by trying to make an overnight main eventer and arbitrarily shoehorning in a heel turn to boot.

[slik]

Barrett is the best.

Barrett vs Lesnar at Mania

[Lock Jaw]

I love Cesaro's ring entrance gear... but still detest his theme music.

[owenbrown]

the man who SHOULD be Intercontinental Champion right now... Cesaro

[Tom Guycott]

Miss that dude so much. Just as he was getting really over with the Bad News stuff.. Bam. He was the most entertaining guy on the entire show before the injury struck.

That's the thing, every time he seems poised for a push, he gets hurt again. I hope he doesn't end up like Christian.

[Lock Jaw]

Anyone know what that Bray Wyatt backwards talk is saying?

[KIRA]

I love Cesaro's ring entrance gear... but still detest his theme music.

His old Dean Malenko theme was better

[Corndad]

Couldn't they have picked someone else for the Ambrose Beatdown.

[Tom Guycott]

I love Cesaro's ring entrance gear... but still detest his theme music.

Yeah, he has a jobber theme. It went from the awesome Dean Malenko remix to this generic 90s German electronica.

[Emperor Smeat]

Anyone know what that Bray Wyatt backwards talk is saying?

If its the same as past stuff, nothing really. Something about both audio channels having completely different lines and mixed in a way that its just gibberish.

[dronepool]

YES!!!!!

[Dark One]

But we also learned WWE can ruin this by trying to make an overnight main eventer and arbitrarily shoehorning in a heel turn to boot.

Kind of unrelated, but I feel like half the shit they say about pre-Attitude Era WWE's fuck ups on that show is super true today.

Overly cartoony and unrealistic gimmicks? The next Raw they have Hornswoggle in a gator outfit wrestling a guy in a bull outfit.

There's a ton of other things.

[Tom Guycott]

Whoooooooaaaaa, he's not much for smoke & mirrors....

[KIRA]

Dean and Bray gonna have a crazy-off

[Lock Jaw]

What about her, what about Brieven?

[Dark One]

Carefully chosen shots to disguise nipple tape popping out.

[Tom Guycott]

Kind of unrelated, but I feel like half the shit they say about pre-Attitude Era WWE's fuck ups on that show is super true today.

Overly cartoony and unrealistic gimmicks? The next Raw they have Hornswoggle in a gator outfit wrestling a guy in a bull outfit.

There's a ton of other things.

Fuck you, El Torito vs The Slator Gator was awesome! Problem here was location. You don't do that shit live in a smarky city for the live fans to shit on. Know your crowd.

[Dark One]

Fuck you, El Torito vs The Slator Gator was awesome! Problem here was location. You don't do that shit live in a smarky city for the live fans to shit on. Know your crowd.

I'm fine with it in theory. They've done a lot of fun, really great stuff.

But it was the tail end of a cavalcade of shitty segments and they were trying to sell it as the most impressive match in the history of the world.

You can do that and be self-aware and cheeky when it's not after an hour and a half of awful shit.

[Tom Guycott]

Dean and Bray gonna have a crazy-off

Add in AJ, Paige, and Fox somehow for a insane-stravaganza!

[Tom Guycott]

What about her, what about Brieven?

She needs the leather jacket.

[Dark One]

She needs the leather jacket.

Not environmentally friendly. It would be made out of fully compostable canvas.

[Tom Guycott]

R.I.P. RybAxel

But maybe now Henning* will be pushed as a legitimate threat instead of comedic fodder... right? Right??

[Droford]

Add in AJ, Paige, and Fox somehow for a insane-stravaganza!

TLC PPV

Tables, Ladders and Crazies

[Tom Guycott]

Is she going to be forced into twin magic, now?

[Lock Jaw]

Attacked by Nikki's rack

[Dark One]

But maybe now Henning* will be pushed as a legitimate threat instead of comedic fodder... right? Right??

I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

[Bad News Gertner]

So happy Ryback is back. Time to crush the IWC vanilla midget dreams.

[Dark One]

It may have triumphed over Monday Night Football in Mexico, but what about Monday Night Futbol?

[Lock Jaw]

KORPORATE KANE

[Droford]

raw beat football in mexico

[Lock Jaw]

Is KORPORATE KANE actually going to win a match here?

[Tom Guycott]

Royal Romble, Cole?

[Dark One]

Girlfriend just laughed at announcer banter.

We're over.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kane probably going to remind Ziggler what happened the last time him and Cena were together for a while. It didn't end well for Ziggy.

[Lock Jaw]

Girlfriend just laughed at announcer banter.

We're over.

I imagine that going down like this:


Announcers: *some joke*

Girlfriend: *laugh*

Dark One: Get out.

[Droford]

Girlfriend just laughed at announcer banter.

We're over.

Im surprised it lasted 2 1/2 hours

[Dark One]

I imagine that going down like this:


Announcers: *some joke*

Girlfriend: *laugh*

Dark One: Get out.

And this:

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Daniel-Bryan-Angry-Eye-Roll.gif

[Corndad]

More I think about it Dolph would kinda be a perfect member of Cena's team. He's always been "disgruntled", really doesn't have a feud, Makes IC Title more relevant being in a Main Event (Which is a good thing with no World Champion around at moment), and is considered at least a Top 5 face right now.

That being said WWE will probably have him job to an un retired Santino somehow in next 2 months and will be in TNA as Zig Duggler by next year.

[Lock Jaw]

Watching Korporate Kane reminds me I have some bills to pay today....

[Corndad]

I miss 2001 Kane. Hell I would take 2012 Kane again.

[Droford]

This show really burried Cesaro between Amrose micing him to death and now Ziggler barely beating Kane after he took 2 from Cesaro.