View Full Version : WWE RAW 11/10 featuring WWE spoiling a bunch of stuff, tons of edited out boos, & one week till Grumpy Mania
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 06:22 PM
Since they are in the UK this week and RAW is taped, here are the spoilers for tonight's episode.
John Cena opened the show by announcing that Jack Swagger was joining his team at Survivor Series. He calls out Ryback but The Authority comes down to interrupt, with Mark Henry right there with them. So it appears he's a member of Team Authority. Both teams pitch Ryback but he attacks Cena to join Team Authority.
- Seth Rollins def. Jack Swagger with the Curb Stomp.
- Dean Ambrose cut a promo on Bray Wyatt on the titantron calling him a demon and saying he's not afraid. He'll deal with him at Survivor Series, so they finally referenced that match.
- Kane runs into Ryback and tries to talk to him but Ryback says he has his own back.
- Paige def. Alicia Fox and because of where they are, she was treated like the babyface. Crowd loved her.
- Stephanie McMahon again bumped into Rusev and Lana and talked to them about giving him a US title shot last week. That sent them out to the ring for the US title celebration, which was interrupted by Sheamus leading to a match.
- Rusev def. Sheamus to retain the US championship. After, they brawled and The Authority made the save for Rusev, leading to his joining their team for Survivor Series.
- The Miz & Damien Mizdow def. Los Matadores. Of note, Hornswoggle was dressed as Mini Miz to oppose El Torito. Because of course.
- John Cena and Dolph Ziggler hang out backstage so Triple H can show up and ban Cena from ringside during Ziggler's match with Mark Henry, which was booked earlier in the night.
- Dolph Ziggler def. Mark Henry via disqualification thanks to Henry using a chair. Big Show ran in to make the save and revealed himself to be a member of Team Cena.
- Sheamus joined Team Cena in a backstage segment.
- AJ Lee def. Brie Bella but was attacked by Nikki after the match.
- Mark Henry and Ryback had a talk backstage talking about past issues but apparently squashing them with Henry welcoming Ryback to Team Authority.
- Tyson Kidd def. Adam Rose when The Bunny distracted Rose, which is what they did on SmackDown last week. And, like last week, Rose attacked The Bunny. Erick Rowan was ringside during this match but didn't do anything.
- John Cena def. Ryback via disqualification when Kane made his way to the ring. Ryback argued with him before Seth Rollins got in between them. Ryback laid out Rollins before Team Authority started putting the boots to both Ryback and Cena. That's when Team Cena ran in to make the save but they were taken down. Ryback then cleaned house of The Authority and left on his own.
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2014/11/20141107_LIGHT_RawPreview_CenaRyback_TUNEIN_HP.jpg
The home of The Beatles is about to experience a “Hard Day’s Night” when Raw rolls through Liverpool, England! Per The Authority, John Cena will take on Ryback in a confrontation that’s sure to have massive repercussions for Survivor Series in just two weeks. Will a victory over the Cenation leader guarantee The Big Guy a spot on Team Authority? As the WWE Universe waits to see who will become part of the Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Match on Nov. 23, live on WWE Network
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>WWE Champ's not in Liverpool, which won't be a shock to them since they haven't seen a Premier League title in a quarter century <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/531882530946179072">November 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Cool King
11-10-2014, 07:12 PM
Trying to avoid spoilers tonight, so spoiler tags get a big thumbs up from me. :y:
Cool King
11-10-2014, 07:13 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>WWE Champ's not in Liverpool, which won't be a shock to them since they haven't seen a Premier League title in a quarter century <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/531882530946179072">November 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Also, :lol:
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 07:44 PM
I too shall be watching SPOILER FREE
Trying to avoid spoilers tonight, so spoiler tags get a big thumbs up from me. :y:
Does that include who wrestling is on the show because I want to gush
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 07:51 PM
Yes. Yes it does.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 07:53 PM
Without reading the spoilers, I am pretty sure I can guess now.
Bad News Gertner
11-10-2014, 07:56 PM
Can't believe Ryback joined The Authority and then kicked their ass in the end when they got him dq'd.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:00 PM
Can't believe Ryback joined The Authority and then kicked their ass in the end when they got him dq'd.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-13Pvce6JRss/UGNh_lLtYSI/AAAAAAAADQ4/rjgT_sYjKd8/s1600/mark-henry-finger.gif
Without reading the spoilers, I am pretty sure I can guess now.
whats your guess based on?
Bad News Gertner
11-10-2014, 08:01 PM
#BNGheelturn
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:02 PM
whats your guess based on?
Country?
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:02 PM
Dramatic last week recap
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:03 PM
"Confused? You will be even more so after the next episode of RAW"
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:04 PM
Apparently John Cena Sucks
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:04 PM
I hate The Beatles.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:04 PM
Cena decked out in the colours of HULKAMANIA, brother!
He looks like he's promoting for McDonalds
owenbrown
11-10-2014, 08:06 PM
#BNGheelturn
you were face? :p
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:06 PM
Jack Swagger..lol
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:06 PM
Jack Swagger? Push re-enabled please.
Corndad
11-10-2014, 08:07 PM
Swagger. Really? lol
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:07 PM
Swagger!
Bad News Gertner
11-10-2014, 08:07 PM
I'm like Roddy Piper: I never should have turned face.
Did Ryder really ever have a chance before being swallowed by the machine that is Cena?
Corndad
11-10-2014, 08:07 PM
I can't wait for Zeb to call Stephanie an illegal alien.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:08 PM
THE BIG GUY over in the UK
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:09 PM
Ryback back to being talked about as relevant by the commentators. That is half the battle for any rassler.
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:10 PM
"The big guys back"
*cue hhh*
I really want Mercury and Noble on team Authority
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:10 PM
Awesome, Henry. :y:
Corndad
11-10-2014, 08:11 PM
That makes it a given Big Show is on Cena's team.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:12 PM
"Where's our network" chant. :lol:
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:12 PM
You know who has god save the queen in their entrance music already..?
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 08:15 PM
:lol: Triple H
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:15 PM
Lol £ 6.31 signs
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:16 PM
Bunny spotted in the crowd, again.
http://oi59.tinypic.com/1zwcd5f.jpg
And this time he's a ref!
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:17 PM
Wankers.
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:18 PM
Cena vs the Authority 1 on 5
Surely he can't overcome those odds lol
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 08:19 PM
Didn't the last time Ryback join a team Cena, Cena ended up just yelling and blaming him (and Sheamus) for losing.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:19 PM
Just saw Snitsky on a sign.
I couldn't read what it said though.
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:25 PM
Of all the people that could be on Team Cena..Jack Swagger?
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:26 PM
A Jamie Noble chant! :love:
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:28 PM
Cena picking guys whos names end in er, so the other 2 spots go to Luke Harper and Heath Slater
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:32 PM
The Er-Team
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:33 PM
Capn Jack Swagger
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:34 PM
Swagger picked the ankle! Swagger picked the ankle! Swagger picked the ankle!
Corndad
11-10-2014, 08:36 PM
Swagger out already? lol
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:37 PM
R.I.P. Jack Swagger
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:38 PM
Cena should say he wants Lesnar on his team
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 08:38 PM
There goes the idea of Swagger's SS push.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:39 PM
:(
You know if he had his way Ambrose would be twirling a railroad spike not a pin
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:51 PM
Alicia!
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:51 PM
Bah, Paige.
That gushing I wanted to do earlier
YAY ALICIA!
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:53 PM
Paige's friends section signs
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 08:55 PM
Would like to be in Paige's friends section
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:55 PM
Paige won in England?
I'm surprised!
Not really.
Droford
11-10-2014, 08:57 PM
More back scratching..
Cool King
11-10-2014, 08:57 PM
There's no such thing as politics in WWE?
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/nxXEPk3dzFg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Innovator
11-10-2014, 08:57 PM
Paige in England gets the Punk in Chicago treatment, not the Nattie in Canada treatment
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 08:57 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>We can't believe <a href="https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon">@StephMcMahon</a> called <a href="https://twitter.com/LanaWWE">@LanaWWE</a> a twa...oh, she said twit. Withdrawn. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/531989040774397952">November 11, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:00 PM
It's <s>James Brown</s> Xavier Woods!
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:01 PM
Somebody call his momma
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:01 PM
Thought it was gonna pan out to Grumpy Cat
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:02 PM
Tests tests tests..those were tests
dronepool
11-10-2014, 09:02 PM
Hmm
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:03 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>We can't believe <a href="https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon">@StephMcMahon</a> called <a href="https://twitter.com/LanaWWE">@LanaWWE</a> a twa...oh, she said twit. Withdrawn. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/531989040774397952">November 11, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
It always sounds weird when they try to use the slang from whatever country they're in.
I still remember when I went to a house show in Glasgow two years ago and Christian called the crowd "dobbers".
dronepool
11-10-2014, 09:04 PM
Are they going to "breakup" and have one of them run Smackdown if it moves to Thursdays?
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:05 PM
Dry tea, dry tea
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 09:06 PM
That guy sort of looks like a Russian version of Alex Riley
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:06 PM
Putin kinda looks like grumpy cat
Grumpy Putin
The Destroyer
11-10-2014, 09:07 PM
This "Russian" guy sounds Scottish.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:07 PM
Great Anthem.
I've always thought they had a badass national anthem I'll give them that
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:10 PM
Oh wow, I've just realised that Russian guy that was talking was Joe Hendry!
The other guy was Lionheart! Both are ICW guys.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:11 PM
This "Russian" guy sounds Scottish.
Didn't see this when I made my last post, but yeah, he does.
Because he is.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:12 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/DE8BsdZG2KM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:15 PM
Somebody from ESPN tweeted "rusev is a bad man"
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:18 PM
No "asian ref" comment Lawler?
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:19 PM
Abraham vs Eugene after Eugene bulks up
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:25 PM
There seems to be a a-doin's a-transpirin' in the crowd.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:28 PM
Did anyone else see some guy in the crowd running away from a security guard? :lol:
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:31 PM
Let's play the "how does Rusev get eliminated without losing " game
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:31 PM
But JBL, The Loch Ness Monster IS in Scotland.
Please don't ruin our tourism.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:37 PM
Let's play the "how does Rusev get eliminated without losing " game
Gets pinned by Cena
dronepool
11-10-2014, 09:37 PM
Steph sounds hot in Russian.
Seth checking Ryback out lol
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:40 PM
Rybacks game plan sounds familiar
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:40 PM
Steph sounds hot in Russian.
Стеф.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:41 PM
Queens of the Ring with Pat Patterson....... subtle.
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:42 PM
Whats the point of being able to go to level 90 instantly, just call level 90 level 1
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:43 PM
Ryback needs to stop being so serious. Needs to randomly laugh and chuckle more. Best part of him being heel was him just smugly laughing/chuckling to himself all the time.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:43 PM
I'm sure I saw the original French version of that Queens of The Ring movie being advertised all over the place when I went to France last year.
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:43 PM
When I say us..you say us
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:45 PM
Hornswoggledow
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:45 PM
Mizdow!
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 09:45 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2014/11/Mizzes-440713015.jpg
So is Hornswoggle the stunt double for Mizdow who is the stunt double for The Miz?
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:45 PM
Hornswoggle looks fat in that getup.
Innovator
11-10-2014, 09:46 PM
Oh fuck off Hornswoggle
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:46 PM
Need a Survivor Series team of Miz's.
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 09:46 PM
:lol: Mizdow
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:47 PM
Tag team partners should look like each other, JBL.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:48 PM
Need a Survivor Series team of Miz's.
Would be the best thing since Doink & Mini Doinks vs Jerry Lawler & Mini Lawlers
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:50 PM
Mizdow wins!
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 09:51 PM
They just writing off Swagger? Surely he can recover by Survivor Series.
Droford
11-10-2014, 09:52 PM
Cenas gonna need to call up his Mexican cousin Juan Cena
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:53 PM
For a split second, I thought Triple H was Jonathan Coachman when he appeared.
I never want Triple H to dance again
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:56 PM
They just writing off Swagger? Surely he can recover by Survivor Series.
Maybe Swagger returns with a big push after Survivor Series as a badass submission machine, hell-bent on getting revenge on Seth Rollins.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 09:59 PM
So, how many kids is this vignette going to scare the shit out of then?
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:00 PM
Maybe Swagger returns with a big push after Survivor Series as a badass submission machine, hell-bent on getting revenge on Seth Rollins.
Maybe they forget he existed like they did for the last two months until they need a warm body to get eliminated in the Rumble
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:06 PM
If one guy joins one team, then whoever he's feuding with, will join the other.
Soon, we'll find out that Sheamus has joined Team Cena.
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:06 PM
Wait..the ECW thing is live?
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:08 PM
wwe needs an interim heavyweight champion
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:09 PM
Hey its Kofi
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:09 PM
Hey, it's Kofi.
Oh lord Kofi is in this group too?
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 10:10 PM
A New Day for Kofi Kingston!
el bobbo
11-10-2014, 10:10 PM
This is racist as shit.
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:11 PM
If one guy joins one team, then whoever he's feuding with, will join the other.
Soon, we'll find out that Sheamus has joined Team Cena.
Soon
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:11 PM
So is this stable just going to be Nation of Domination mixed in with the gimmick of Reverend D-Von?
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:11 PM
Soon
NOW!
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:12 PM
Oh lord Kofi is in this group too?
I'm guessing the next vignette has Big E dancing..
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:12 PM
NOW!
Then!
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 10:12 PM
Seriously hate this Swagger thing.... Survivor Series is how many weeks away? Surely he can recover in time, and want some revenge.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 10:13 PM
Swagger almost has to turn heel now.
"Hey, so you didn't have my back, didn't seem to care, and replaced me without even checking on me. FU."
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 10:13 PM
So is this stable just going to be Nation of Domination mixed in with the gimmick of Reverend D-Von?
Yes?
This is racist as shit.
Its the WWE and Vince Mcmahon are you really surprised at this point
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:16 PM
Then!
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/sL_mm7_D1wM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
el bobbo
11-10-2014, 10:19 PM
Fuck yeah Dan Rose! Fuck George Bush.
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:19 PM
Ryback reminding me of Austin
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1239853_o.gif
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 10:24 PM
Always some hot brauds as Rosebuds.
Also, though Rose killed The Bunny.
Also, Yay, Tyson Kidd
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:25 PM
http://oi60.tinypic.com/2883uph.jpg
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:25 PM
Really want Kidd to win.
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:26 PM
Rowan is a Rosebud
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-10-2014, 10:27 PM
Ghostbuster as a rosebud.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:27 PM
He's looking for Renee Young.
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:28 PM
I like how Rowan was freed by Bray and he got new clothes but the new clothes have Brays logo on them
#1-norm-fan
11-10-2014, 10:28 PM
Thought for a second the Erick Rowan comedy turn was gonna happen sooner rather than later.
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 10:28 PM
:y: Kidd winning. Slowly building up that resume for his future automatic US title shot.
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-10-2014, 10:29 PM
It's Leo Kruger time.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Thought for a second the Erick Rowan comedy turn was gonna happen sooner rather than later.
Me too.
#1-norm-fan
11-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Adam Rose heel turn already. Horrible idea.
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Tyson Kidd 3 wins a in row!
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Hoping this Bunny-Rose feud leads to Rose channeling his inner "Leo Krugger"
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:30 PM
They should have waited til Christmas for the Bunny heel turn
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 10:33 PM
Random Jericho return on Smackdown
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-10-2014, 10:34 PM
Hoping this Bunny-Rose feud leads to Rose channeling his inner "Leo Krugger"
Tonight he dines on Rabbit Stew.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:34 PM
Two months ago, Henry was wanting to maim Rusev.
Now, they're both standing side by side on the same team.
That's the wacky world of professional wrestling.
I'm guessing the next vignette has Big E dancing..
I would be less pissed at this gimmick if they are presented as pseudo religious
hardliners convinced they are the greater good when really they are dicks
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 10:36 PM
Two months ago, Henry was wanting to maim Rusev.
Now, they're both standing side by side on the same team.
That's the wacky world of professional wrestling.
If it hasn't been talked about or had a recap on this edition of the show, it never happened.
At least they kinda acknowledged that they have issues
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:42 PM
The crowd not giving a shit what Bray has to say.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 10:42 PM
Does that include who wrestling is on the show because I want to gush
Dunno, who?
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:46 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/j/jimneidhart/04.jpg
Heisenberg
11-10-2014, 10:53 PM
TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS
Man: It takes a lot to make a stew
Woman: A pinch of salt and laughter, too
M: A scoop of kids to add the spice
W: A dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got
Both: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many
W: It takes a lot to make a stew
M: When it comes to me and you
W: And him and her and the baby, too
B: Too many Cooks, it’s true
M: The saying goes, it’ll spoil the broth
W: Honey, I think that’s not true
M: Well, maybe too many Cooks will spoil the broth, but they’ll fill our hearts with
B: So much, so much lo-o-ove
Too many Cooks
M: A family is like a soup
W: Everyone adds an extra scoop
M: Mix an ounce of smile so sweet
W: A dash of cool to add the heat, and you’ve got
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many
It takes a lot to make a stew
W: Especially when it’s me and you
M: And him and Steve from corporate, too
B: Too many Cooks, it’s true
M: The saying goes it’ll spoil the broth
W: Honey, I think that’s not true
M: Well, maybe too many Cooks will spoil the broth, but they’ll fill our hearts with so much, so much lo-o-ove
W: So much lo-o-ove
M: They’ll fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
W: Fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
B: Too many Co-o-oks
Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Takes a lot to make a stew, I couldn’t face these streets without you
W: A dash of crime to add some spice
M: This city’s like a pressure cooker turned up to high
[Hushed] Too many Cooks, too many Co-o-oks
Some people say it’ll spoil the broth, but that’s not the American way
Too many Cooks
Too many Cooks will serve a helping of freedom and resist the forces of evil
W: [Operatic] Too many Cooks
M: It takes a lot to make a stew
W: A pinch of salt and laughter too
M: A scoop of kids to add the spice
W: A dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many—
M: Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many
M: It takes a lot to make a stew, especially when it’s me and you
W: And him and her and the baby, too
B: Too many Cooks, it’s true
Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
[Woman screams]
M: Too many
It takes a lot to make a stew, a pinch of salt and laughter, too. [Man screams] A scoop of kids to add the spice, a dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many
It takes a lot to make a stew, when it’s made of me and you, and him and her and the baby, too, too many Cooks, it’s true
Narrator: This is the story of COOKS — Cybernetic Operational Optimized Knights of Science — defending humanity against Beast Rebels of the Hellscape. When it comes to the future, you can never have too many COOKS.
M: [Robotic] Too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks
Patient: You can’t talk that way. That’s your sister. That’s a fine how-do-you-do. Laugh track. Oh, look at the neighbors. They’re not gonna fit in here. Ha. Ha.
Male doctor: This is the worst case of intronitis I’ve ever seen. You can even hear the theme music.
Female doctor: And the thing is, we have no idea how contagious this strain is. Now, look …
W: A pinch of salt and laughter, too.
MD: No.
M: A scoop of kids to add the spice.
W: A dash of love to make it nice.
MD: Kill me.
W: And you’ve got
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
MD: KILL ME!
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
W: To make a stew
M: Especially when it’s me and you
W: Fill our hearts with so much love
B: Too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks
[Woman screams]
M: It takes a lot to make a stew
B: Too many Cooks
M: Especially when it’s me and you
[More screaming.]
B: Too many Cooks
W: Him and her and the baby, too
Too many Cooks, it’s—
M: [Subdued] It takes a lot to make a stew, especially when it’s me and you.
[More screaming in the background]
M: Too many Cooks, too many Cooks, too many Cooks
Too many Cooks will spoil the broth, but they’ll fill our hearts with so much, so much lo-o-ove
W: So much lo-o-ove
M: Fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
B: Too many Cooks
Too many Cooks
Too many Cooks
M: Fill our hearts with lo-o-ove
[Laughter]
Dad: Honey, I’m h—
B: Too many Cooks
W: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: Too many Cooks
B: Too many Cooks
M: It takes a—
Shit, Rusev is in the Survivor Series?? Jesus tittyfucking
Droford
11-10-2014, 10:53 PM
I'm not really sure Henry/Kane/Rollins/Rusev/Ryback qualifies as a great SS team. Cena/Show/Ziggler/Sheamus are all former champions
Cool King
11-10-2014, 10:58 PM
Kane is used to falling on his ass at that part of the outside.
#1-norm-fan
11-10-2014, 11:01 PM
This match would be more intriguing if it wasn't for the Ryback booking debacle we just went through. Gonna take some time for me to forget Ryback was recently jobbing to a midget in a bull costume.
To my memory the only person smart enough to avoid Cenas Shoulderblock setup was CM Punk
Cool King
11-10-2014, 11:03 PM
Just saw a Mordecai sign.
Symbol and all.
Cool King
11-10-2014, 11:05 PM
Yet another Raw main event ends in a DQ.
Emperor Smeat
11-10-2014, 11:07 PM
:lol: those knockouts
Droford
11-10-2014, 11:09 PM
Oh fuck the Authority got luke harper
Savio
11-10-2014, 11:09 PM
playa playa
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 11:09 PM
Oh my God, they killed Dolph!
Cool King
11-10-2014, 11:09 PM
Random ending.
#1-norm-fan
11-10-2014, 11:09 PM
lol Luke Harper speaking.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2014, 11:10 PM
Does that include who wrestling is on the show because I want to gush
Who did you want to gush over?
Innovator
11-10-2014, 11:12 PM
Love Luke Harper
Droford
11-10-2014, 11:12 PM
Who did you want to gush over?
Alicia Fox
Droford
11-10-2014, 11:12 PM
If team authority gets harper, Cena needs Rowan
Who did you want to gush over?
It was Alicia being on the show seriously :love: her in ring work
Droford
11-10-2014, 11:15 PM
Lol did they edit heymans promo to say WWE?
Droford
11-10-2014, 11:31 PM
I had never seen the Pilman/Pencil segment lol..then Styles had to go and explain it
#1-norm-fan
11-10-2014, 11:55 PM
I like how Ryback returns, cuts a promo to explain his face turn by saying he did a lot of bad things/was a bad person and now he's gonna make right... and then 2 weeks later, he attacks John Cena for no reason.
Emperor Smeat
11-11-2014, 12:07 AM
He gave a perfectly good reason ... Cena didn't sign his pay check. :shifty:
To be serious, stuff like that is another reason why the WWE really needs to hire a continuity manager or director like almost every other tv show has. Same for Rusev and Henry suddenly being on the same team even though it was just recently they despised each other.
Lock Jaw
11-11-2014, 12:09 AM
To be fair, that promo wasn't an on-air one, and thus very little people actually watched it and its importance is next to none.
Lock Jaw
11-11-2014, 12:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Uz3cT3C.jpg
Bad News Gertner
11-11-2014, 07:04 AM
Paige has no ass
Ruien
11-11-2014, 12:57 PM
They have no fucking clue what to do with Ryback. Really enjoyed the whole ending but there was no need for him to join The Authority in the first place.
Vastardikai
11-11-2014, 01:10 PM
It could have worked better by him NOT picking a side, first.
Yip. 3 hours of treading water.
Innovator
11-11-2014, 06:37 PM
It made Ryback mean something
Vastardikai
11-11-2014, 07:13 PM
He could have said "I'll think about it." spend the rest of the program getting buttered up by the heels, and then at the end of the show, stand up and say "Screw you guys, I'm with Team Cena."
Ruien
11-11-2014, 07:28 PM
I would have liked, "Screw you guys, I am above this crap."
Ruien
11-11-2014, 07:29 PM
Hope he still goes that way. Saying he still dislikes Cena but The Authority needs to watch who they step on.
Mr. Nerfect
11-11-2014, 09:54 PM
Yeah, the pointless swerve was designed to build, but it was so transparent and stupid. Did more to disconnect the character more than anything. Ryback should have just told Kane that he doesn't want to be on a team at Survivor Series, and then the heels should have attacked John Cena in his match. They tell Ryback to go to the back, but then Ryback is pissy they cost him a match by DQ and destroys them all.
Really not excited by Big Show and Sheamus being on the face side either. Sheamus has actually had very little to do with The Authority. I'd rather see him come out of his loss to Rusev and try and re-build himself as a championship contender. Maybe he would have been a good first feud back for Luke Harper?
Erick Rowan would have made sense for The Authority, with Kane subbing out for the younger monster. It makes sense for Rusev to be in there, in all honesty. It would also make sense for him to defend the US Title.
Droford
11-11-2014, 10:02 PM
Ryback wont be team Cena, Cena won't find a 5th guy, Orton will show up at SS probably mid match as his 5th guy and then RKO(outta nowhere) Cena to help the Authority win.
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-11-2014, 10:06 PM
Paige has no ass
Depends on the photo. Obviously that she does have one with that photo though. She doesn't have a big fat one.
Ryback wont be team Cena, Cena won't find a 5th guy, Orton will show up at SS probably mid match as his 5th guy and then RKO(outta nowhere) Cena to help the Authority win.
"BUT WHICH SIDE IS HE ON!?"
What if it was a setup all along? Have Vince come out with The Authority on the following Raw and say "It was me, Cena. It was me all along!!".
vBulletin® v3.8.7, Copyright ©2000-2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.